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   @sixeard​​ ♥’d for a starter !

   ❝ uh oh, here comes trouble. what d’ya want this time ? ❞

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   ❝ you almost look good enough t’ eat.. ❞

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   @diisccvery​ foretold :  “Mm… That’s right… nice and slow; work your mouth for me…” - Macaque for Tang

   erotic sentence starters  /  not longer accepting !

         This guy.. this guy and his stupid ego ; so damn prideful of his power, his silver tongue and his achievements- and his STUPID height advantage !!  He thinks he’s so damn suave, like he can talk anybody into doing anything for him.  

         ... Which is exactly how Tang got sucked into this mess.  Er, well, yes- he’s the one doing the sucking, quite literally, but you get the idea !  What’s worse is that he knows how he got into this position, and the scholar... isn’t hating it. 

         Tanned hand rests against one of Macaque’s thighs, its partner settled just above his dampened length.  When the dark-furred simian mutters his praises, the mortal man can’t help the flicker of flattery within him, a groan of annoyance vibrating from Tang’s mouth and through throbbing girth.  

         Tongue works at the underside of his girth as head of dark hair bobs at a steady pace, occasionally hitting the dip where base meets sack with the tip of his wet muscle.  When pulling back, the tongue circles around the head with care ; not that the shadow-sneaking monkey deserved it, but the less talking HE does, the easier this ordeal can be dealt with. 

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   @takeachanceontoday​ foretold :  Here's a shadow simian, sneak sneak and he's stolen Tang's glasses. "I look better in these~!" 

         Once the yelping and the shock wore off, the scholar was quick to steady his bowl ; at the very least, his lunch was left unharmed, and that’s what mattered to Tang at the moment.  The thievery, however, is definitely a close second to his main priorities. 

   ❝ congratulations, you look like a prime target for bullies. that’s sooooo cool. ❞  The storyteller would comment with a scoff, running a hand through his hair to push it out of his face.  He should really consider getting a haircut soon, but he didn’t feel like making that call, yet...

   ❝ just don’t look directly at any of the lights-- your eyes can’t handle that high a prescription. ❞

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   @diisccvery​​ foretold :  you  were  in  on  this ?  - Sandy for Queenie

   ❝ okay, yes, I DID IT !! ❞  

         The Queen bursts out, tugging on her hair in a panicked manner.  She could only hold it in for so long, and knows that she’s terrible at keeping secrets.  Genuine guilt washes over her features, unable to look to redhead in the eyes.  Figure slumps in defeat, as if the green-haired yaoguai were trying to make herself appear as small as she felt. 

   ❝ it was Mei’s idea, but i’m the one who put the CAT EARS on your van ! i’m sorry if you’re mad... ❞

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   ❝ y’all hear some’n ? ❞

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   @qicixian​​ foretold :  kiss emoji from wukong for chang'e!! 🌙☀️

   send 💋 for a kiss from my muses  /  no longer accepting !

   ❝ thank you for the tour, Great Sage. ❞  She softly confides in the golden-eyed simian as they stand outside, a full moon brightening the side of his lovely mountain as his hands lazily rest in hers. 

         Sun Wukong had taken the chance to show the lunar goddess around the  ‘ fun parts ‘  of Megapolis  --  and using his famed title and tricks to grant him access to treats and souvenirs for her to take home  --  during the few hours she could stay.  He showed her colorful streets and tightly-packed buildings, but the most fun was had at the top of a literal weather tower.

         To see the city from such a height, just below the clouds but high enough that the mortal residents were nearly indistinguishable from each other-- and not to mention the sunset peeking over the horizon and bouncing its beautiful oranges and pinks off the buildings...

         Chang’e leans slightly forward, soft smile on her face when his glittery-amber eyes flutter closed with a grin plastered across his adorable, fuzzy face.  A kiss from painted lips marks his left cheek, and when she pulls back the raven-haired goddess cant help the giggle that escapes her. 

   ❝ are you... alright, Great Sage ? ❞

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   @diisccvery​​ foretold :  “you’re cute when you think i’m listening to you.” - Red Son for Mei

   this one’s for the brats  /  no longer accepting !

   ❝ SHSHSHSHSHHHHHH ! i’m not done, that isn’t even the best part ! ❞

         She is, of course, excitedly rambling on about the newest sci-fi movie that had just been released.  It had initially given off the impression of a boring history-based fictional movie, but just when Mei thought the main character was gonna get absolutely demolished-- BAM !  Aliens showed up, saving the movie !!  .. and actually keeping a tight grip on her attention, finally. 

   ❝ so just when she’s about to get totally annihilated, it’s like,  WA-BOOM ! and there’s this invisible force that makes the bear look like it’s floating, but really, it’s just the alien using it’s tech to give itself invisibility, and the BLOOD was dripping down and it looked so cool, and-- ❞

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   @forgottenidenity​​ foretold :  Best wife gets a small kiss to her forehead before he goes back to sleep.  DBK - PIF

         Corners of ruby lips turn upwards, eyes going half-lidded in her relaxed state.  He put on quite an entertaining show, and he deserves his well-earned rest. 

         Despite comical height differences, Iron Fan enjoys her beloved’s affections all the same.  They are older, now.  Often, it comes with a shorter fuse for some, or a gain in wisdom for others.  Bull King just so happens to have gain BOTH, with time. 

   ❝ sweet dreams, my love. ❞

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   @xtakeyourchance​ foretold :  “Beg for me… beg for my tongue to finish you off.”  [SWK @ Tang]

   erotic sentence starters  /  still accepting !

   ❝ for crying out loud.. ❞

         He is not in the mood for Wukong’s games.  Though, it would paint Tang a hypocrite if he said so out loud, and he is far too close to seeing stars to push his luck. 

         Tanned hands have found themselves nestled in the fur atop the simian’s crown of light hair, his tassels have since fallen to the floor, joining the mortal man’s pants and undergarments.  Folds have previously been massaged within the confines of now-discarded sweatpants, legs now adorning the Monkey King’s shoulders and a troublesome wet spot resulting from the tailed one’s tongue-lashings.

         Wukong’s grip is strong, but not bruising.  Tang had previously been taking out his carnal frustrations on his poor couch, gripping at the armrest and back cushions as back lays against the seats.  The tongue of the simian feels as though he is writing a mantra within his inner walls, like he was attempting to summon someone  --  or something. 

   ❝ fine, FINE ! will you please, please, PLEASE do it already ! ❞  Mortal man cries, umber brown eyes looking down at Wukong with a carnal desperation, going so far as to even push his hips towards the prideful simian to relieve his poor, aching core.  

   ❝ make me cum, make me- make me scream your name ! ❞

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   @zhuchef​​ foretold :   💋 // get smooched freeloader

   send 💋 for a kiss from my muses  /  no longer accepting !

   ❝ aw c’mon.. you know you can’t stay mad at me foreveeer. ❞  Scholar droned on as he draped himself across the towering boar  --  and thus, also trapping  ( not really )  the poor cook on the couch. 

         Really, they should use Sandy’s base more often, it’s GORGEOUS in here ; and it has heating and cooling !  Pigsy had made a comment during the news about something relating to a financial topic on-screen, and then had the nerve to say,  ‘ lucky you’re savin’ money not payin’ for lunch, eh ? ‘ ; the absolute NERVE of this man !

   ❝ i pay you in other ways, ❞  Tang claims, perching himself on one of the boar-man’s knees.  A hand reaches to cradle Pigsy’s jaw, its partner raising to pet at his head of bristles as the mortal peppered kisses across his rosy cheek.  

   ❝ like cleaning dishes, or going shopping with you on weekends. ❞

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   @jinandyin​​ foretold :  “what are you going to do about it?” - jin @ queenie ( @/jinandyin ) ?

   this one’s for the brats  /  no longer accepting !

   ❝ you know what i’m gonna do ? you KNOW what i’m gonna do ?? ❞

         It was ridiculous !  Absolutely insane how little these two clean !!  And what’s worse, thay’ve even borrowed some of her things and added it to the mess !  Poor Tutti is stuck navigating through the chaos not unlike the very dirt he often traversed through, too..

         And so, the Queen marches her towering form towards the intimidating pile of junk that’s accumulated over weeks  --  possibly even months and- IS THAT HER HAIR DRYER ?!  now that’s just going too far !!

   ❝ i’m gonna take MY stuff back ! ❞

         Hand reaches for appliance, balancing herself by pushing against the pile of clutter and pulling on the chord--  NOTHING could possibly go wrong !

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   @xtakeyourchance​ foretold :  “This toy looks so pretty in you… want me to turn it on?” [Macaque @ Tang] 

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   ❝ you- you what ? ❞  He manages to stutter out, looking up at Macaque with wide, bewildered eyes.

         He's not serious. He CAN'T be serious. Surely he's not that cruel ! Weren't they having a good time, Tang certainly thought so.

         It started as it always did : kisses that would end up sparking the embers of a more voracious flame, leading to roaming hands and squirming bodies. Tang had, some time ago, introduced the dark-haired simian to an array of his personal collection. So far, confrontations like these proved to be quite the stress-relief for both parties.

         As for the dilemma at hand.. well, Macaque had an intrigue for one of Tang's less conventional models.

         Several inches of medium firmness, all wrapped up in gorgeous navy-galaxy skinned goodness. It is also, ironically, dragon-themed !  Fitted with lovely ridges on the underside, stud-like bumps near the base, and a light, angular head to dig at the deepest of weak-points and ten different vibrations and speeds.. yeah, okay, Tang understands why Macaque was interested in this one.

         Tang is suddenly having second-thoughts on being a test subject to satiate the simian’s curiosities.  He’d been laid onto a half-sitting position at the head of the bed, back supported by a small pile of pillows.  Macaque had the scholar’s permission to experiment with the toy ; rubbing the silicone mass between wetted folds, prodding at his entrance, testing the angles with a front-row seat to the whole event.  He even had Tang spewing praises, calling his name like a mantra.

   ❝ you’re not really gonna do it, ❞  Mortal man questions, a single nervous laugh leaving him.  ❝ are you ? ❞

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   @dxwnxdusk​ foretold :  

It's been a little bit. Sure there was the fact Dusk had his own things he did. Only admitting that he went around artifact hunting to make sure nothing powerful ended up in the wrong hands. Except now and again the shadows do twist in the noodle shop. Revealing that a certain simian does visit now and again.This time however when no one is looking? Tang's shadow stretches before he's greeted by the sight of the pale white simian. Any noises about to be made are quickly silence by a kiss being pressed to the other's lips. A faint whisper like chuckle following when the other pulls away before vanishing into the shadows. A note left behind on the counter.

'See you tonight~'

         The sporadic visitation was expected, as the dark and light-furred simians still have their sore spots for each other  --  sore may be a HUGE understatement, given the trauma everyone has been put through, though.  

         City life is returning to something akin to normalcy, roads being rebuilt and businesses being repaired.  Tang’s thrift store has taken a hit financially ; more items are being bought, sure, but hardly anyone has anything to give to keep the shelves stocked.  Such blessings are temporary, but at least it saves the scholar from being thrown into the streets for an extra month. 

         When Pigsy turns to venture into the deeper parts of his kitchen, Tang nearly has a heart attack when a monkey slips from his shadow.  He’s never going to get used to that, the thinks.  Not with such a sneaky frienemy roaming about.  It’s after the simian draws close, breaking the bespectacled one’s personal bubble, that he raises a finger to make a claim and--

   ❝ oh.. uh... ❞  

         Just like that, he’s left speechless.  Cheeks flush when the mysterious simian disappears, that same hand that raised previously adjusting his frames.  A small sheet of paper catches his attention and is plucked from the counter before the chef notices, umber eyes curiously glancing at its message before swiftly concealing it as a impromptu bookmark in his notebook.

         Tonight ?  What could he possibly want with Tang ?

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   @abitangy​​ foretold :  💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 // did you really think i would be able to help myself on this one

   send 💋 for a kiss from my muses  /  still accepting !

   ❝ you didn’t have to do that for me, you know. ❞

         It must’ve been quite a hassle for him, to find Nugget one of  --  if not the most difficult to find  --  animal-related cups.  It even has a face like a Shiba !  Who would say no to THAT ?!

         Under different circumstances, it would likely be seen as particularly odd for an older man to be into such silly ceramic mugs.  But this is Nugget, and Bean knows that age doesn’t define what someone can and cannot like !  He truly does know him best, doesn’t he ?

   ❝ c’mere, you. ❞

         So of course, the shorter of the duo can’t let him off with just aggressive hugs ; oh no no no, Bean’s gonna get his dues in many, MANY kisses.  It’s only fair, no ?

         Box is carefully set aside on the coffee table before Nugget reaches up to cup the taller’s face, balancing himself by pulling his leg under him.  Two on the cheek, one on the corner of his adorable pout, and the remaining kisses are paid in full  --  with great enthusiasm.. by the end of it, poor Bean is left looking like he had been hit by a hurricane, mussied up hair and glasses askew. 

   ❝ now if you excuse me, i gotta add this cutie to the collection. ❞

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   @jinandyin foretold :  h m leaves jin here 💋 .

   send 💋 for a kiss from my muses  /  still accepting !

   ❝ i told you so ! ❞  She claims, though she knows that the golden demon isn’t listening.

         Jin had decided to take the initiative to cook something for lunch instead of stealing ordering out.  No one  --  not even Tutti  --  was in the mood to go outside to nab some poor sap’s delivery ; the heat was apparently a record-breaker out there. 

         In all his apron-wearing glory, the golden brother had begun doing fancy flips and tricks with the metal spatula in the middle of it.  And, of course, as foretold by the chilled tile-hogging silver brother, someone got hurt. It was Jin ; he was the one who got hurt. 

         With the exception of actually having to hear it, Jin was taking the consequences of his coyness pretty well.  Ice pack in-hand, the Queen approaches with a sympathetic smile.  While the golden brother is distracted with applying the pack to the burn on his forearm, a quick kiss is placed on his cheek.  

         Who knows, maybe along with keeping him quiet, it’ll help ease that bruise on his ego a bit. 

   ❝ try to be more careful next time, ‘kay ? ❞