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Out of context Area Zero TTRPG moments.

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✨️ WOMEN IN STEM ✨️

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"Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing that Generic Streaming Feature on your controversial blogging platform, will no longer be functional in the next thirteen days! Proceed with your mourning, moaning and-- "

Muffled sounds behind the speak.

"Nobody was using the Generic St-- oh. Really? Oh."

Sounds of crumbled paper.

New announcement.

"Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing that it's pinap pizza day in the employee cafeteria."

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Intercom Bing!

" Cave Dave Johnson here, announcing our annual

Employee Enrichment Day

for all you hard working Aether enthusiasts. All of you will find a bag of goodies with your name on it in the breakroom, or cleverly deposited into your pocket without you even realizing it! Isn't technology incredible when it invades your privacy???? Make sure to open your Aether App to sign up for some of our

Employee Enrichment Day

activities, such as:

Pin the tail on Greg in marketing

Live Oricorio Performance

Taxes

The Geomatry Escape Room (you are escaping geomatry!!!!)

Live Science Serum

Laughing at Greg in marketing

Free Balloons

This is Cave Dave Johnson signing out. "

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". . . Watchog Day is next week."

She said this to herself, out loud, alone in her office.

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<- Woman who accidentally granted a sparring dummy sentience, and taught it fear.

I'm testing Lusamine's warlock build. She used Cause Fear, and it hit SO HARD that the test dummy developed consciousness LOL.

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" Cave Dave Johnson here to wish you a Happy Romantic Consumerism Day! Remember that the best way to show your significant other that you love them, is to buy heart-shaped motifs and sugary food. I'm talking gobs of the stuff. Your wife will hate you unless you take out a loan to buy an expensive day-themed gift for her! THAT IS WHY, for the first time EVER, you can hire ME, Cave Dave Johnson, to send a personalized Romantic Consumerism Day message to that special someone. They will be wooed by my pre-recorded charm-- "

Not pictured is Lusamine currently trying to unhook Cave Dave Johnson from the intercom.

" Happy Wednesday, " Lusamine deadpans over the speakers.

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" IT'S ALWAYS MEN CAUSING PROBLEMS AND ENDING THE WORLD. "

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Lusamine "Autistic Info Dump" Delacroix.

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Out of context Area Zero TTRPG

Lusamine: I can always find some use in dead things. Lusamine: I wish I could carry ten dead bodies. Someone: Wait, why? Is it a strength thing? Lusamine: I'm a scientist. Someone: OOOOHHHHHH.

Some time passes.

Lusamine: Oh, good, our dead bodies are here.

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[INTERCOM BING!]

" Cave Dave Johnson here with a special announcement holiday announcement:

Welcome to Day 21. "

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And it's only Wednesday.

" Perhaps we need mandatory enrichment, actually. "

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Lusamine, in a fucking sandstorm in a parallel universe version of Area Zero: I don't like sand. . . . . It's coarse and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. But at least I have a lightsaber now.

(She rolled a 2 on constitution three seconds later, and got sand in her face and eyes and gained an exhaustion level. Hey but then she rolled a 24 on perception just in time to see a fucking CREATURE.)

Edit: AND A NAT 20 ON ARMS OF HADAR.

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NEW Tag Dump.

I'll go through and use XKit's tag replacer once I'm home. If you get the references, I will give you cake. :)

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"I disagree."