[pm] Professor Langston? This is the geology professor at UMWR right? Just making sure I have right number, it's Gael Córdova from Chemistry.
[pm] Oh, hello! What can I help you with, Professor Cordova? This isn't about that time I told someone that the Chemistry Department is blowing up the labs, is it? Because I was obviously joking.
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[pm] You are the tourism man who came to my cave. Make your parties stay off my shore and perhaps I can hold off on collecting that something dear I'm owed.
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Tourism man? Oh. Wait, is this the girl with the jellyfish army? Hey, how's it going You single? Been a while I'll see what I can do, but you've got it. Just a quick high tide warning or maybe something about dangerous sharks or poisonous jellyfish... People love those Jaws and Sharknado movies but never want to be in them, you know?
@oceansrevenge
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hey baby yo hottie wassup girl My assistant just got me some Thai food and I immediately thought of you.
How you doin’?
(@timetide)
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What do you know of fireworks?
Fireworks? Uhh, they're dangerous? Like your dogs Why are you asking? Very sus
@kadavernagh
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