#⸻ RAY : dash comm. ✦ do i look conveniently human ? ˎˊ˗

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❝ leggings are for losers . pants suck too . mini - skirts are superior . ❞

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@mightiestbanana / post in question

"EXCUSE ME, it's a fearsome name. Just the sight alone is meant to strike fear in the hearts of our opponents. Don't diss it or I'll show you a demon."

blink blink

❝ ... i could look in a mirror . or a really shiny sword⸻besides it's too cute a weapon to be called ' demon carver . ' look at it . it's a little circle with spikes : adorable . i'm naming it xena . ❞

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@gerudospiriit replied to your post “❝ ............. hm . ❞”:

*sprays him with a water bottle*

​PURE HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING !!

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❝ .......... how to i tell cows that i am their ally . ❞ he wants to pet one . so bad ... but they smell he's a demon & they don't like him :(

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@villain-he replied to your post “he wants attention but doesn't know how to ask for...”:

Saint vc; the cat asks politely or the water bottle.

the cat fears nothing ⸻ I fear no evil, the shadow is mine and so is the valley ... but the simple thought of water makes him twitch .

❝ ........ please . ❞ he ask , monotoned as ever .

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he wants attention but doesn't know how to ask for it ... might start knocking cups off of tables like a cat in a minute .

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@gerudospiriit replied to your post ““ i bring a sorta godless behavior to hyrule that...”:

"At least you have that going for you. But considering you would betray the people you claimed the most loyalty too, I wonder how long it will be until you're cozying up with one of those pretty gods you claim to hate." (she woke up and chose violence apparently I'm sorry Ray. 😔)

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*ANGRY BARKING*

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❝ ⸻ faith of the hero protocol was installed because of princess zelda of the twilight era ? hm . she was pretty amazing ... keeping calm under such intense pressure from the interlopers under lord ganondorf's control ... unlike a certain someone i kno⸻ ❞ he is forcibly removed from dash for being mean .

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❝ when did the humans stop calling themselves humans ⸻ it's that they are . do they think calling themselves hylians means they are not mortal men ? humans are odd ... ❞

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ray doesnt understand banananananas

"I have questions, but I am not sure I want the answer to said questions." - @puxrlunae " both . both is good . i'll roast them a bit before anyway . " - @volcania Blinks and stares. "Crust….?? They don’t have—- do you…. Mean the PEEL?!" - @mightiestbanana

❝ why are you confused . why is he yelling . i just asked a question . is it a crime to ask ? ⸻ at least the dragon answered . sounds nice .❞

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❝ do you guys eat bananas with or without the crust ? ❞ oh no , he sounds like he's genuinely asking ...

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@flamboycnt replied to your post “❝ ............. hm . ❞”:

😘 !

❝ ...!!! ❞ if he had a tail , surely it would be wagging ! his cheeks turn a bright red & he could already feel sweat forming on his brow .❛ what will he do to me ? ❜ ray thinks for a moment before correcting to : ❛ what wouldn't he do to me ? ❜

❝ i ... hello ghira ♡ ❞ ray stares at him ⸻ praying that he could read his mind & every horrible thought he had .

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tag dump ( ray )

⸻  RAY  :  in character   ✦   i am a weapon & weapons don’t weep  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  answered   ✦   i keep everything i get  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  visage   ✦   rusted cracked & broken : but still standing  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  about   ✦   remember me i ask . remember me i sing  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  dash games  ✦   lets gamble  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  muse  ✦   you live for feelings you never felt because you cannot feel  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  dash comm.  ✦   do i look conveniently human ?  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  aesthetics  ✦   i’m afraid i'll go to heaven  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  music   ✦  i miss the rage  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  clothing  ✦  nothing gets the blood stains out of your soul  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  drabble  ✦   its written in dead tongues  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  crack  ✦   we got a number one victory royale  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  desires  ✦   i’m starving’ darlin’ let me wrap my teeth around the world  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  smut   ✦ we're plotting our demise of perspiration & alcohol as i introduce the bedroom brawl   ˎˊ˗

⸻  RAY  :  one liners   ✦   not a man of many words but of actions  ˎˊ˗