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                    @gumpistol

Monkey D. Fluffy and Eustass Kidden !

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❝ YOU CAN'T STEAL MY COOK !! ❞ no sanji means no food, no food means no meat, no meat means— luffy refuses to think about it. he'll bite kid's ear off before letting that happen!

          【 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌. 】                     @gumpistol @diabelskoga

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     [ modern ]

  luffy is sitting right next to him, just on the opposite side of the couch, not saying a word before a notification of something sent pops up on Kid's phone. it's very important he open it. absolutely vital. 

                    【 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊. 】       « Modern-roommate verse. »            @gumpistol

          Prompted by the ping of a new message, Kid glances down at his phone screen. Sees who the most recent text is from. Gives Luffy a nasty side-eye without turning his head directly towards him. ….Begrudgingly looks at the message. ….Another nasty side-eye glance. ….Hesitantly opens the link.      'What you doin'? What you doin'? Wh—'

     Immediately closes the link and shoves his phone inside his pocket like he just got send a dubious scam link and he is not in the mood for it.

Without elaborating, he reaches his hand towards his roommate.      Yanks his phone directly out of his grasp.           Yeets it right across the room so it harshly hits the floor and skids across the floorboards. Then he sinks back down into the couch cushions, now in a considerably more foul mood than just moments prior.

     ❝ I'm gettin' real done with yer shit. ❞

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❝ Who needs a date when I can hang with my best friend?!! ❞ :D

          【 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 】                     @gumpistol   

          ❝ I got a date. ❞

          The look on his face is deadpan; unimpressed, and entirely unamused by Luffy's well-natured suggestion. He's unwavering in his insistence of this claim.

     ❝ So I don't know who the fuck yer plannin' on hangin' out with, but it ain't me. ❞

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hc + IsHeHavingFunLivingWithLuffyYet

          【 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐂 + 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @snowdrcp @gumpistol    

     ❝ Nope. ❞

          Of course he bloody isn't. She better take him away before Kid flushes him down the toilet like a dead goldfish.

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   ❝ hee hee~ i know you wouldn't actually hurt Usopp! you're just being funny! ❞ the straw hat captain has the biggest, toothy grin on his face, and his arms are crossed over his chest, absolutely confident that his friend would never.

      but if Kid did decide to be an extra big jerk, well—

           Luffy's gonna pistol punch him where it hurts.

                    【 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊. 】                     @gumpistol @gxdmade

          The conviction with which Luffy made that claim makes Kid actively want to defy him solely to prove him wrong. Maybe he will shoot all of them just out of spite. Just to prove that Luffy doesn't know anything.

     ❝ I'll do whatever I want!      Don't act like ya know me so damn well! ❞

          …Well, he'll kill them all when he feels like it. He just happens to not feel like it right this second. He's got better shit to do than waste time playing with the Straw Hats right now.      That's all there is to it. He can do it any time.

                    If Luffy hits him in the nuts, he'll hit his back three times as hard.

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         kid should be extra grateful for luffy's friendship now. he'll never have to compete for the affection of his beloved jeanie teeny, as the shorter man is currently too busy with learning the dance moves for 'dance the night'. (modern)

          【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @gumpistol     

     First he goes on and on about wanting to watch his pink dolly movie, now he's dancing in front of the TV and blocking the screen.

     Kid is just going to kick the back of his knees while he's facing away from him and distracted.

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" WE'RE WATCHING BARBIE BECAUSE I SAID SO!! " he has the remote, luffy has the power, the control. kid will have to pry it from his unconscious hands if he wants to watch anything other than ryan gosling's 'kenough' performance for the fifteenth time that week.

// bro I don't know, modern verse let's go!

          【 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @gumpistol    

     Oh, fuck this. There is no way in hell he feels remotely inclined towards doing that.

     ❝ Not a fuckin' chance! The only movie about dollies we're watchin' is Bride of Chucky, and ya ain't changin' my mind!      Now sit yer ass down and make sure ya shut the hell up every time Tiffany is talkin', or I'll make make ya French kiss a power drill. ❞

The only Barbie he needs in his life.

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there it is, that's his valentine. now stick it under the band of your goggles, Kid!

          【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘. 】                     @gumpistol

          The very moment he registers that this is a picture of Luffy is also the exact same moment he begins to crumple the paper into a tightly screwed up ball, before tossing it directly at the other pirate's straw hat. It harmlessly bounces off his head and falls to the floor as discarded rubbish.

     ❝ Don't give me your trash. ❞

     He barely even acknowledged that it was a Valentine's day card. He simply saw an image of Luffy looking cute, and like a bull seeing red, he was immediately angered by it.

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10. Go tell your partner you love them! Now! Go on!!

                    【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏. 】                    @gumpistol    @snowdrcp

         ❝ What, so ya can watch me bein' all soft with yer nakama? I ain't doin' that shit in front of ya, don't be a fuckin' freak. ❞

          There's no way in hell he would willingly let Luffy hear something like that, he would never live it down. He would immediately perish. He would die of humiliation on the spot.

     He's just going to literally kidnap her and take her to his own ship instead so Luffy doesn't have to see.

     Don't tell him what to do, he'll tell his missus he loves her because he wants to, not because Straw Hat told him to.

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          【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】                     @gumpistol   

          Something malicious and vile seeps into his teeth when Luffy eagerly latches his rubbery fingers onto the box. There is a spike of something particularly nasty in him; a pleasure that comes solely from being vindictive and cruel. Luffy will probably be anticipating something sweet, as one would typically expect from a Valentines' day gift. Even if it only comes from a petty prank, there is an ample source of amusement that can be derived from bullying the other Captain. Kid will enjoy his frustration, he thinks, and will savor the annoyance and petulant reaction that transpires following his hopes being completely dashed.

     Yet, Straw Hat's rage does not come. Kid waits to see Luffy's face twist into an angry scowl, inspired by the same expression the gift giver in question was so prone to bearing in his presence.           He waits for Luffy to yell at him. To call him mean. A jerk. To say that he is horrible, as if genuinely offended by the lack of tasty treats.

     He doesn't. He is smiling, even after he has acknowledged the pathetic slip of paper. Can the boy not read? What the hell did he think was going on, here? Why was he so God damn pleased about it?

Warmth begins to rise to Kid's face, and his cheeks are glowing a conspicuous rosy red. This wasn't supposed to make Luffy like him more! The very indignation he had intended to inspire in the other Captain had missed its mark entirely, and he has subsequently subjected himself to the very same emotion. Bastard!

         Anger bubbles past his lips all too quickly, and he's abruptly raising his voice.

     ❝ IT AIN'T A FUCKIN' VIVRE CARD! I TOLD YA TO PISS OFF!      DON'T GET HAPPY OVER IT, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YA?! ❞

The reaction was too genuine; too honestly accepting, regardless of intent. Kid doesn't know what to do with it. Even when he only exposes him to unpleasant behavior, Luffy doesn't seem put off by him at all. He still continues to like him, in the face of everything he says and does to him. Straw Hat still regards him as a friend, despite all of his spiteful acts.

          What a prick.

     Maybe he should beat the shit out of him for embarrassing him like this.