#ꕥ ⤑ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 ! ( asks. // answered. )

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UNPROMPTED. ↪ @gnzma

"next time some idiot comes here offerin ya some bullshit job, i'll let 'em understand ya ain't goin' anywhere properly"

❝ O-OH, so, you saw him ? ❞ why is he sweathing.

❝ g -- GUZMA, uhm, no worries ! i ah, am VERY LOYAL to SKULL, and -- ❞

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UNPROMPTED. ↪ @bytepire

YOU! i haven't seen you around here before-- what are you, a human? or are you just a drone i've never seen before?

❝ oh man, that's SUCH A GOOD QUESTION ... ❞

❝ hey, now that we're chattin' -- WHAT'S YOUR STANCE ON HUMANS, by the by ? just curious. ❞

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"Do you have any games on your helmet." Tap tap.

IF HE DOESN'T MOVE HE MIGHT GET BORED.

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Do you want me to hype you up to miss Olivia, Dosh

with an unusual deep voice: ❝ I GOT THIS. ❞

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GOD HELP US ALL. ↪ @gnzma

takes out a sharpie after they're doing having some really romantic BUTT SEX and writes "PROPRIETY OF GUZMA" on his back. Snickering he also adds "daddy's little slut" on his shoulder. slut is clearly written badly because he can't stop giggling

❝ oh fuck -- ❞ he moans into the pillow, holding it tight against him. he doesn't know last time guzma has been so INTIMATE ( three days ago ) with him, but he knows he missed it. ❝ guzguz, that feels grea -- ❞

SQUICK. SQUICK. SQUICK. of a sharpie on his back. doshte IMMEDIATELY snaps his eyes open, raising his head a bit. that -- that's not -- he slowly turns his head around. that man is NOT giggling with his dick in his ass.

❝ what did you do. ❞

no answer. they look at each other for an awful quiet lot of time, until dosh'te GETS UP, throwing the bedsheets aside, to get his headgear. he puts it on, makes his BUTTNAKED WAY towards the bathroom, and, after some time --

❝ REALLY ?!? ❞

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unprompted.   >   @skullkxd​

am I a basement blorbo :o

“ YES you are. ” he turns around, getting a small black box from his desk. the size of his hand -- give or take.

“ it’s gonna be you, PJ an’ akira. ” a map displays on his screen, showing a red dot that splits in three different directions. “ you’ll have to meet there, then separate to the nearest CELL TOWERS. once there, wait for my instructions. ”

he places the box in ree’s hand. “ i’m gonna need the cell towers for a stable connection, however, we never know if he’s gonna be alone or not. this is a SIGNAL JAMMER; you just need to press this button and stick it against the pole with some tape. but don’t do it just yet. ”

“ think you can handle that ? ”

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DOSH ILL GET A HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE DOLLARS AND WIN MORE TOURNAMENTS AND GET YOU A RAISE FROM THAT OKAY

REE NO WAIT--

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UNPROMPTED.   ↪   @gnzma​​

"okay, nah, man. fuck it"

he's GRABBING HIM. he's forcing him to SIT DOWN. ya boy is serious today.

"now we're talkin' 'bout ya and your tendency to get pissed off at everything i'm sayin' and doin' lately. boss and admin talk. real time. c'mon"

he gives him a look ... then at the hands on his shoulder. then gives him ANOTHER LOOK ...

“ ... sir. ” he’s lightly slapping one of his hands away, then putting his hands on his hips. “ have you ever heard the term TEATRICALLY DRAMATIC. ”

“ i’ve been like that for YEARS man, it’s in my job stipulation to be a clown. it mades me both CUTE, as well as relatable ( look up r/slash anti-work ) and CHARMING, it’s my thing. YOU KNOW JESTERS HAVE RIGHTS, YEAH ? ”

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UNPROMPTED. ↪ @plumcria

"Yo. I'm back."

❝ hey, yeah hold on i gotta finish that match on splatoon t-- ❞

-- snaps his head around. ❝ PLUMERIA ?!? ❞

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unprompted.   >   @gnzma​

maybe he needs a hug. just this one time. he needs to relax in some other way that doesn't imply punching the wall. he's so fucking. tired. of everything.

sweat still dries on the hacker’s skin, his chest heavying from a torrid embrace -- his mind still feels HAZY in enamoured vapors, his breath hot in the privacy of the skull boss’s room.

arms come in HEAVY around him, but softly pull him towards his chest -- and he knows what it means. it was one of those nights. can’t wait until he’s clean and feels less sticky and gross it seems --

“ hey, what’s goin’ on, BIG GUY ? ” he turns around, hands reaching back. his tone has some music into it, trying to lift up the mood. there’s gentleness in his tone, in the way he moves. in the way he rests his head against his chest, and hears his heart beat against his ear.

“ hey. what do you say we really do GO ON A TRIP ? ” comes after a moment of quiet. “ y’know. just you an’ me, ON AN ADVENTURE. i saved a bit, you know ? we could rest up for a while. ” another pause. “ think of something else. i’d like that. would you ? ”

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Dosh can you put rockets on my wheelchair

❝ no. ❞

❝ and you can't get tattoos, either. ❞

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unprompted.   >   @gnzma​​

"I'm goin to fucking kill him"

he stands up from his seat, alone in the waiting room. the few that were there stood clear from where he was, that much was certain, but dosh’te had made a point not to let it bother him.

the way he meets guzma is almost a run, his body rigid from stress, and his voice breaking while it whispers. “ have you -- have you seen them ? guzma -- guzma, are they okay ? ”

“ i should have been there -- god i -- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE ! ... ”

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Excited to try this one out in sign but also mouths the words: 'Are you a boxer? Because you're a knockout.'

points at himself again ???

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@bigmolayne are you an asteroid? Because that ass … is out of this world!

-- points ?? at himself ?? ❝ REALLY ?? ❞

❝ but my pants look so BAGGY -- did they SHRINK IN THE WASH again ?? ❞

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unprompted. ↪ @skullkxd

“DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH —- did you see??? I was so cool!!!”

❝ TOTALLY !! caught everything from the cameras ! that was some GOOD FIGHTING, sport ! ❞