#chounaifu

[spikemuthtoothfairy]

Can I have a callout post too

[darkestaken]

// Nox you're more essential than the marines

I think I should win a prize for dealing with the shit I've been dealing with. I should get a house for free.

[crueliste]

// Hi beloved I love you and I'm pissed off for you and everybody else. ❤️

MY SWEETY. IT IS OKAY I AM SO CHILL. as if i wasn't already 100% convinced i did the right thing, now i can be 150% sure of it.

[gnzma]

aaaaand he ruined it.

[allthingsglittergold]

@chounaifu IS IT BERT.

[controlledhues]

// Hi Pia I'm sorry you're going through this, here's some love for you too ❤️

HERE'S SOME LOVE IN RETURN YIPPEEE thank u for being so based Rex mwah

[preparefortroubles]

OH SO THATS HOW IT IS?

"NO HONOR AMONG THEIVES HUH? FINE IF YOU WANT TO BE A RAT-"

She pulls a pokeball from her belt and tosses it mid air.

And it ERUPTS into an enormous purple serpent.

Which grabs FORMER ASSOCIATE Proton IN ITS MOUTH AND LAUNCHES ITSELF AND HIM TO THE GROUND.

"TAKE THAT."

@chounaifu

[vindictes]

" I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in. "

On his couch wearing a sleeping cap.

:(

he very slowly lifts his gaze from the pile of papers on the desk, brow raised. " should i get you your own couch in your own office, executive? " either way, he's going to get up and drop a blanket on proton on his way to the liquor cabinet. / @chounaifu

[starlightlightning]

@chounaifu // continued from here

"They sure are..." That sure was one of the many, many reasons he wasn't interested in any long-term relationships. "And not in a good way. Maybe I just attract those guys for some reason." He huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and filling his cheeks with air.

At least annoying guys like that tended to get scared off easy - either by Elesa finally losing his cool, the Subway Twins, or his Pokemon.

"I need to change something so I'm not so appealing to those types. How do I make myself harder to approach and more... intimidating?"

[thebananwithaplan]

@chounaifu asked:

" Banana guy, my pal, my companion, my A-PEELING buddy, long time no see, I hope ALL is WELL in the BANANA ZONE. "

"Woooooow, what a coincidence! Long time no see!" Really, how long has it been since he last saw this guy, huh? Who was he, again...

...Oh, right! That one guy that Gold once turned into a fellow banana once. Somehow. That sure left an impression on a lot of people, last he could tell...

"Honestly? Not too shabby, despite many things going on. And boy, do I mean maaaaaaan......"

.... why is there a giant ✅ over Proton's head?

"...Wait, hold on a sec." In which one of Proton's hands would be held and given a quick smooch on the back of it. Because the anon who sent in that challenge didn't specify where to kiss the closest non-anon, so this counts.

"....As I was saying - so many things happened. But enough about that. How about you? How's it been not being a banana?"

...So he's just gonna move on from that dare? Just like that? Okay-

[gildead]

@asklordofthelost asked the mun:

(( 😂Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse? ))

Two words for you, Erii.

BANANA PROTON.

[reiketsui]

GRABS HIS BUTT.

ON MAIN.

! ! !

grabs his right back.

" don't start games you can't finish, executive. " / @chounaifu

[gnzma]

Batting his eyelashes at.

"...yea?"

[allthingsglittergold]

Gold resists the urge to drag his hands down his face.

Oh Ho-Oh above Proton bit the fucking snake back.

[monterraverde]

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!"

"So I recently found out the wall between universes and timelines is incredibly weak- Weak enough that a strong psychic can walk between them at will and transfer about 12 people with them at minimum... Those are other timeline versions of me, they fall through the cracks in said wall sometimes. I've taken to calling them shards, they're all really different, it's honestly fun to talk to them and see how different their lives were."

[dragonplated]

" I'm the Hat Man. "

"Get out of my house, Proton."