#ꕥ ⤑ 𝟎𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟏𝟎 𝟎𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟎𝟎. ( ic. )

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@gnzma replied to your post:

DOSH WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK JAX. THIS IS HELL. THIS IS MY OWN PERSONAL HELL

​❝ i am so very glad you asked, have you ever heard of THE TOXOPLASMA GONDII VIRUS. ❞

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UNPROMPTED. ↪ @gnzma

"next time some idiot comes here offerin ya some bullshit job, i'll let 'em understand ya ain't goin' anywhere properly"

❝ O-OH, so, you saw him ? ❞ why is he sweathing.

❝ g -- GUZMA, uhm, no worries ! i ah, am VERY LOYAL to SKULL, and -- ❞

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obviously the REAL boss of team skull is ME ???

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UNPROMPTED. ↪ @bytepire

YOU! i haven't seen you around here before-- what are you, a human? or are you just a drone i've never seen before?

❝ oh man, that's SUCH A GOOD QUESTION ... ❞

❝ hey, now that we're chattin' -- WHAT'S YOUR STANCE ON HUMANS, by the by ? just curious. ❞

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@gnzma

"i mean i guess we are a bit of the loser club" <- never saw IT btw

❝ ... well i meant that i have A HUGE COMPUTER FOR A HEAD and the head of the IT DEPARTMENT here, ❞

❝ ... but i am also a BASEMENT DWELLER and the basement got FLOODED more times than i can count, so that works too. ❞

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everybody MOVE

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he's TIGHTENING SECURITY around po town today, by the way.

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"Do you have any games on your helmet." Tap tap.

IF HE DOESN'T MOVE HE MIGHT GET BORED.

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reading a note he got taped on guzma's door ... ❝ if you can afford it, PLEASE BUY BLINDS ... ❞

stares at the HUGE WINDOW that gives to guzma's bed ...

❝ huh. ❞

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Do you want me to hype you up to miss Olivia, Dosh

with an unusual deep voice: ❝ I GOT THIS. ❞

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GOD HELP US ALL. ↪ @gnzma

takes out a sharpie after they're doing having some really romantic BUTT SEX and writes "PROPRIETY OF GUZMA" on his back. Snickering he also adds "daddy's little slut" on his shoulder. slut is clearly written badly because he can't stop giggling

❝ oh fuck -- ❞ he moans into the pillow, holding it tight against him. he doesn't know last time guzma has been so INTIMATE ( three days ago ) with him, but he knows he missed it. ❝ guzguz, that feels grea -- ❞

SQUICK. SQUICK. SQUICK. of a sharpie on his back. doshte IMMEDIATELY snaps his eyes open, raising his head a bit. that -- that's not -- he slowly turns his head around. that man is NOT giggling with his dick in his ass.

❝ what did you do. ❞

no answer. they look at each other for an awful quiet lot of time, until dosh'te GETS UP, throwing the bedsheets aside, to get his headgear. he puts it on, makes his BUTTNAKED WAY towards the bathroom, and, after some time --

❝ REALLY ?!? ❞

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maybe i'll get the job,

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unprompted.   >   @skullkxd​

am I a basement blorbo :o

“ YES you are. ” he turns around, getting a small black box from his desk. the size of his hand -- give or take.

“ it’s gonna be you, PJ an’ akira. ” a map displays on his screen, showing a red dot that splits in three different directions. “ you’ll have to meet there, then separate to the nearest CELL TOWERS. once there, wait for my instructions. ”

he places the box in ree’s hand. “ i’m gonna need the cell towers for a stable connection, however, we never know if he’s gonna be alone or not. this is a SIGNAL JAMMER; you just need to press this button and stick it against the pole with some tape. but don’t do it just yet. ”

“ think you can handle that ? ”