#Ｂｅｌｌｕｍ ｈｅｒｅ！

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sb: geez, I wonder where the Sand Sibs got their uhhhh... dorkiness??  sure as shit not from Rasa, he was fucking scary

Yashamaru: *slams an album full of baby pictures down on top of Gaara’s paperwork with stars in his eyes*

Yashamaru: *goes to the market for rice flour, comes home with a bag of mochi and a new pet snake*

Yashamaru: *makes anmitsu at 4 in the morning bc he had a nightmare and can’t sleep*

sb: ... never mind

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Bellum.  I’ve watched the Let’s Misbehave clip like twenty times and it still makes me snort how Angel Dust’s reaction to “THE RADIO DEMON IS AT THE DOOR” is basically “whomst the fuck”

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Bellum.  imagine Gaara and Temari come home to Yashamaru lying on the couch with Shinki and Shikadai on his chest and he’s got on arm over both of them and they’re all fast asleep

Gaara and Temari immediately take like five thousand pictures--

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Bellum.  fjdklfjagkljl have I mentioned y’all are really sweet and ily all bc.  mmmmm.  I DO.  <3

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@sabakv  @kabukv  @dcscrtwind

Bellum.  this has nothing to do with anything tbh but my Yashamaru muse suddenly got up, smacked me in the face, and ordered me to post a reminder that HE LOVES AND IS PROUD OF ALL THREE OF HIS NIBLINGS AND ALSO MUN LOVES YOU ALL AS WELL

all three of u and ur muses are VERY VALID AND LOVED BY ME AND YASHA THAT IS ALL, JUST SPREADING SOME LOVE  <3

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Bellum.  so, I’m not gonna say BOO about all the shit that went down on my dash tonight.  I have my own opinions but tbh, I don’t want people jumping down my throat like I’ve already seen people doing to each other.  so, I’m zipping my own lip at least for now.

just know that if I’m still following you, we’re cool.

now, talk about something else.  fuckin’ anything else.  everybody stop.  unfollow / block if you have to, I encourage that, but for the love of God just stop yelling at each other.

like this post for some fluffy IC shit in your inbox from one of my muses.

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Gaara: I guess anyone who’s friends with Frisk has to be a good person

Frisk: hey Gaara meet my friend Flowey!

Flowey: shitty to meet ya, kid!

Gaara: ...

Gaara: ...

Gaara: wow I have never been this wrong in my life

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me, talking about every asshole character I fall in love with: redemption potential ; redemptial, if you will--

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Hitomi: ok so for this next test it looks like I need bone marrow--

Kimimaro: *pulls out one of his bones* will this be sufficient, Lady Hitomi??

Hitomi: ... I don’t think I’m ever gonna get used to that ... but uh ... I guess that works ...

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skeletiis replied to your post: Bellum.  fdjaskfdajkgll I love Kidoumaru so much h...

Petition to rewrite the sound five they’re all alive and FINE THEYRE DOING GREAT

Bellum.  they’re also now called the Sound Six !  someone realized that just bc Sakon and Ukon are twins doesn’t make them one person--

THEY’RE ALIVE, THEY’RE GOOD, THEY’RE LIVING IN A NICE PLACE WITH EACH OTHER AND LEARNING HOW TO BE A FUCKING FAMILY THEY’RE DOING AWESOME

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skeletiis replied to your post: Bellum.  GOD THO SAKON LITERALLY CALLS THE REST OF...

// the sound four were literally given to kimimaro as a gift they just didn’t come with a damn gift receipt to rETURN THEM

Orochimaru: Here, Kimimaro, as a gift for being such a good ninja, here are four new friends for you

Kimimaro: *looks at them all*

Kimimaro: ... Lord Orochimaru, could I have some flowers instead--?

Sakon: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? WE’RE YOUR NEW FRIENDS, DUMBASS, GET USED TO IT

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Bellum.  pet names for other people Alastor uses regardless of gender--

sweetheart

doll

dear

love / lovey

baby (  but usually not babe  )

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Bellum.  so a couple of my muses lost two of their friends / kids today because of people driving them away and making them feel unwelcome, so--

suffice to say, I’m really pissed right now.  pissed and I want to cry and it makes me wanna get rid of all my Naruto muses.

so.  yeah.  excuse me if I’m silent for a while.  I’m really fucking mad.

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Bellum.  dhfakfjagl five minutes into Pet Shop of Horrors and I’m in love with Count D

I’m gonna smooch this man and u can’t stop me

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Bellum.  mmmm kay well--

I think.  maybe I’m gonna just like ... take a break from being here on this blog ?  I dunno.  gonna think about it.

shit’s been stressful lately, and I babble about stuff nobody else cares about, and I’m like ... always ... wrong.  I dunno how to explain my feelings, I’m just being dumb.

probably offline for tonight ?  idk.  I’m tired and I have to work tomorrow and I’m just at my emotional limit where I keep wanting to cry over literally everything.

if I’m not around for a few days, it’s because I’ve decided to take a break.  oops.  sorry.

<3

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Bellum.  we’re discussing fuck-ups that our muses would do that we’ve done ? ? ?

my sweet little ditz of a medic would slam his fingers in a drawer bc he realized at the last second he didn’t wanna close it.  so he just.  sticks his hand there to keep it from closing and sLAMS THE DRAWER ON HIS FUCKIN FINGERS

I did this at work with my cash drawer once bc I realized I hadn’t given someone the right change so I stuck my fingers in there real quick to keep it from closing -- bc it would have been A Whole Thing to open it back up if it actually closed.

and lemme tell u ... it hurts ... like a mother fucker ... and Yashamaru ... hAS DEFINITELY DONE IT