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[cvrseduser-a]

@anvevennad a demandé : Yo, Suguru. You wanna make these ? We can convince Haibara to eat them.

« Satoru... That looks................... » A long pause.

« Why would you want to feed anyone that ? Personally, I think I'd rather eat a cursed spirit than one of those. I'm not making that, let alone making Haibara eat it. »

[telemi]

ৎ୭  %     genshin men as dads [ headcanons]    🧸     ១ 𓈒

ft. scaramouche, ayato, xiao, zhongli, childe, kaeya, dottore, diluc, albedo, venti

𖣠 character has a child, cracked fluff, mentions of slight nudity

the first time he had to change the baby’s diapers, he was scowling the whole time so the baby kept crying and screaming while he desperately tried to clean the baby up quickly — all this with a scrunched up look on his face.

— SCARAMOUCHE, xiao

woke up because his baby slapped him hard in the face.

— kaeya, CHILDE, DILUC, ZHONGLI

sneezed really loud like a bomb and his baby cried.

— ZHONGLI, VENTI

went out of the shower naked and held a set of baby clothes while he was chasing after his child.

— CHILDE, kaeya, ZHONGLI

leaves his child with a nanny 😢 #busydadthings

— AYATO

took his child to his lab once and then gave them a full lecture about how life works #inspirational #dad

— DOTTORE, albedo

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[mimisterie]

𖣠﹐the backrooms!

❝ nothing can stop his libido ❞

┆ paring! — jeong yunho x gn!reader

┆ genre! — light smut. suggestive. heavy crack. liminal spaces.

┆ warnings! — no plot. dirty talk. very light allude to size kink (yunho calls reader little one). liminal spaces. yunho and reader noclip into the backrooms during sex. don’t take this seriously i’m bored and have a strange hyper fixation on the backrooms. i’m making this a series too.

┆ word count! — idk

┆ taglist! — @the-marionettes-locket ♡

“f-fuck yunho d-don’t stop” you cried out with your head pressed against the pillow below you as yunho pounds into you. he lets out a breathy chuckle tightening his grip on your hip, you felt your orgasm creeping up in the pit of your stomach as your moans become more broke. then all of that stopped. something was not right. your mind started to drift and your body felt light, it was a hallow feeling.

you push yourself up with yunho still buried inside you and snatch yourself out of his grasp. he raises his eyebrow in concern as his thrusts come to a complete halt. “are you okay? did i hurt you?” his words were concerned but soft and sweet, it would have made your heart flutter but the feeling of reality shifting was overwhelming. that’s when it happened, your bodies slip through the bed and through the ground.

your bodies eventually hit the ground and you both groaned from the pain. the room reeked of old wet mold, it was so nauseating. you sit up and look over to yunho and then around the new surroundings, a painfully dingy yellow open space. there were endless hallways and turns. oddly familiar but in such an unsettling way. that was the best way you can describe it. it looked like… a backroom. “yuyu.. are you okay?” you scurry over to his body and eye him from head to toe making sure he wasn’t injured.

yunho sits up while ruffling his hands through his hair before turning to face you. “where are we? what happened?” he asked in a hushed tone. “i don’t know… i think it’s some kind of backroom.” you answered moving your body so you were sitting on your knees next to him. “we have to find away out of here”. yunho tossed his head back feeling disappointed as his orgasm was ruined by some stupid backroom. his shaft still exposed and hard, begging to be touched again

“well this is unfair. i was so close to breeding your pretty tight hole” he scoffs receiving a slap from you on his shoulder. “be serious we have to figure out how to get out of here” you couldn’t help but giggle at him. “don’t act like you aren’t turned on at the thought of me fucking your tight hole in the backrooms” he now sits on his knees and gently pushes you so your back is now laying on the horrible yellow floors

his figures hovers over your body and his lips attach themselves on your neck, peppering kisses down to your collarbones. a soft moan escapes your lips and hands rest on his biceps. “wouldn’t you like that? getting your pretty little hole fucked in the backrooms?” he smirks between kisses. “y-yes.. please fuck me in the backrooms..” you moaned again. “you’re so good for me little one” his hand travels to grip his shaft again and positions himself to sink into you again.

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[cvrseduser-a]

Hey, ya ever considered trying a different career outside of creepy cult leader ? I've heard clown school is looking for people. :^)c

« Ha. Having a rough time trying to get people to enroll in your new school ? Unfortunately, I've got my hands full. Good luck trying to find your first student, though. »

[cvrseduser-a]

"suguru! let's do a couples costume!"

« If you bring up the outlet one one more time... »

[cvrseduser-a]

"alright, here goes," satoru says, taking a deep breath before he starts rapping.

"4 big guys. yessir. 4 big guys and they grab on my thighs. blow up my guts like the 4th of july. if they keep fucking my butt then i might just cry. poop and semen spraying on my eyes. he lick my dick and the cum start sprayin', chargin' up my dick i’ma go super saiyan. when it come to fucking booty I don't do much playin'"

« ... Just stick to being a sorcerer, man. »

[cvrseduser-a]

"glad you wanna hear my epic beats, babe. anyway, here goes." satoru takes a deep breath, and just like the good ol' days, starts singing a shitty song. "sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler you're so skibidi you're so fanum tax i just wanna be your sigma give me your ohio~!"

« ... Three weeks. You're covering for me three weeks. »

[cvrseduser-a]

"suguru! are you a smart fella or a fart smella?"

« wish I could say exclusively a smart fella... sadly I can't when you're farting left and right like a deflating balloon animal, though. »

[cvrseduser-a]

@impishsensei a demandé : "gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul i wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away."

« I mean... Yeah but, can you ask with a little more... I don't know... finesse ? »

[cvrseduser-a]

« I need Shoko to heal my ears and make them having never heard that. »

[cvrseduser-a]

@impishsensei a demandé : "suguru can you please stop talking about killing all the non-sorcerers? you're scaring the hoes."

« You cannot ask a cat not to frighten a rat. »

[cvrseduser-a]

@impishsensei a demandé : do u wana floss with my white ball hair too babe?

« No, and don't say those words to me ever again. »

[cvrseduser-a]

" You're my favorite parent geto-san. " - gumi

« Ahh... Thank you ? I really don't have much of a competition though, do I ? »

[cvrseduser-a]

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

[ txt ] : gurl ? [ txt ] : btw cocktober literally ends tomorrow. I guess it’s… [ txt ] : cocktover.