#𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐗

[milliumizoomi]

THAT’S YOUR CHILD, NOT MINE.

Pairings: Midoriya x Black Fem! Reader, Bakugou x Black Fem! Reader, Kaminari x Black Fem! Reader

Warnings: Crack, Slight Cursing, VV scared fathers.

A/n: I just thought about this a few days ago and thought it would be so funny so why not💀.

Manz came home so tired

Today was a tough day for him

He just wanted to shower, eat then sleep and cuddle up into you

And that was the plan

Until he walked thru the front door,,,

And heard screaming🚶🏽‍♀️

He stood there like “..wtf😀”

“Babe..!” He called out while taking his shoes off at the door

He heard another shriek and then yelling

He was literally so confused

He walked further into the house and literally when he was ‘bout to round the corner guess what he see??

He sees your kids high key beelining outta the bathroom

all 3 of them, both sons and daughter,,

the oldest being 6 which was your oldest son, then your other son was 4 and then your daughter was 1

they were all just running (and crawling) around the house naked for no god damn reason

And when he walked in the bathroom chileeeee

he found you slumped over the tub looking tired asf

“Izuku Midoriya..” you rasped out

He froze up so quick

“Y—yes my love..!” He answered

You got up and threw the towel

“Go get ya kids before I whoop they ass"

He sighed and dropped his head

“KIDS! YOUR MOTHER SAYS TO BATHE OR ELSE!” He yelled

Now the kids was jus playing but when they heard that..

Chile they couldn’t have moved quicker

Your 6 year old son picked up your daughter and practically skipped his ass to the bathroom with his brother right behind him

Now idk what he thought was gon happen

Cuz him and everybody else know y’all’s kids are demon spawns

With his 6 year old daughter and son mmcht.

And he thought it wouldn’t be a problem to just leave you alone wit them

Without saying a god damn thang

Like fr you turned around to ask this man for sumn and he was gone

You was ready to beat his ass

And at this point ya kids too

Cuz they was running around with they nappy head and crust still in they eyes

And you was sitting here trying to catch they bad asses

It ain’t help either that they was using they quirks to run from you

“Lord Jesus don’t make me commit murder in this house” you said to yourself.

You decided you was gon call their father cuz you wasn’t gon put up wit this

When he answered,, nigga ain’t get one word in before shit started happening again

“Katsuki get yo ass home and take care of your kids before I buss they lil hard ass heads open”

He then heard the screams of the twins in the background playing and laughing

“Damn it fine I’m coming” he said gruffly

He moved so fast cuz he knows you don’t have patience when the kids act like this

Maneee he came home with the speed and swooped them kids up so fast

“You know your mother is crazy why the hell are you two provoking her?!” He said

“We didn’t wanna go to mommy!” Your daughter said

“Nigga bathe them yourselves ‘cause they testin’ my patience” you said as you walked away to the kitchen

Bakugou just shook his head and laughed at you

“You see what you two little bad asses did? You better go tell her your sorry after I’m done” he said gruffly

They jus made up they faces like he be doing as Bakugou took them to the bedroom.

MANEE KAMINARI AINT NO HELP SOMETIMES

Hell he’d be screaming for his own life when you get mad

So basically them kids on they own

Chile you was trying to feed your 4 month and 3 year old sons

And they don’t got a speck of seriousness in them for nothing

Even if they little mannn with Kami personality in them they for sure don’t take shit seriously at all

So that’s how your kitchen table and the wall next you is full of baby food, mashed potatoes and chicken gravy

You was so mad

“DENKI KAMINARI!!” You screamed in frustration.

My man came galloping down hall at the sound of his full name

“BABE?! WHAT’S WRONG?! AM I IN TROUBLE?” he screeched while turning the corner, going into the kitchen

“No but your sons boutta make me rip my hair out..” you told him, leaning back in your chair

“My sons?” He questioned, walking into the room

“Yes your sons. They acting like you right now so no these ain’t my kids,, they yours” you say looking up at him

You turn to see both of them bobbing their little heads of blonde hair and giggling

“Babe please feed them.. cuz if they slap these spoons outta my hand one more time—“

“Ok ok calm down I’ll feed them! Go wash off” he cuts you off and says before you can say anything else

You nod and get up and kiss him then walk away

Kaminari turns and looks at the boys

“You like making life difficult for mommy don’t you?” He says while laughing

The boys giggled

He laughed with them then sat down at the table

“Don’t worry I do too!” He laughed

“I HEARD THAT!” you called out

“SORRY MAAM!” Denki cried, not wanting to get in trouble with you

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[milliumizoomi]

Pspsps Bestie can I have some hcs with Sero, Mirio, and Tamaki + massaging your scalp until you fall asleep. Thank you hun! Make sure you drink water and eat food

Scalp Messages

Parings: Sero x POC! GN Reader, Mirio x POC! GN Reader, Tamaki x POC! GN Reader

Warnings: Major Fluff, slight cursing

A/n: ok but this,,,, I love u for this😀💕. It’s giving me life so ty and yes bestie I’m making sure I’m eating and drinking water u better be doing it to👀.

He takes such good care of you please

He always makes sure that your comfortable

And that you feel good too

I feel like he would be one of the best people to give scalp massages cuz he’s so gentle and loving bye

Like it feels like this man had been doing head messages all his life

𝐘𝐎𝐔 had been on lying on the bed for the last half an hour because of a head. It felt like your head was splitting open. And what make it worse was that you were alone in your dorm so you couldn’t do much about it. You lied there, sprawled out and groaning. Then a knock came to the door. “My fuckin savior.. COME IN PLEASEEE!” You yelled, knowing exactly who it is. Sero came strolling in with all your favorite stuff like sour gummy worms and your favorite hair oil and stuff if that nature. “I got your text my love,, want a head message?” Sero asked as he placed the stuff down. “Yes yes PLEASE I’m begging you,, my head hurting like a bitch” you say. He laughs at you and climbs on your bed. “Want me to use the oil?” He asked. You nod your head and hum in response. He grabbed the hair oil off the desk and placed your head in his lap. He opened the oil and put some on his hands and got to work. He was so gentle and it really calmed you and your headache down. Soon enough,, you fell asleep without even realizing it. Sero kissed u your forehead then laid next to you.

He’s also one that makes sure you’re as comfortable as you can be

He will come running if your in any type of pain and discomfort

And he will do everything in his power to help you

Always making sure his ministrations are ok and gentle,,

Call him your protector and your comforter

Everybody needs one of him in their lives

“𝐔𝐆𝐇” you said as you kneeled down rubbing your head in the girls locker room. You had taken a really nasty blow to the head. The teachers asked if you wanted to go to recovery girl for her to check you out to see if anything was wrong but you declined. You now regret that decision. You managed to get your uniform on and stumbled out of the locker room. “Damn I didn’t think it was that bad..” you groaned out as your head started pounding even more and the room started spinning. As you were holding onto the wall for support,, you bumped into someone. You looked up to see Nejire talking to another student. When she noticed you and the state you were in, she was quick to leave. You knew that she was going to find Mirio to tell him so you just stayed there with the student. She came back with Mirio and your homeroom teacher. “Babe! Are you ok..?” Mirio asks as he held you gently. You nodded slightly. “Take them to recovery girl and then take them to their dorm room and stay there with them.” You teacher said. Mirio nodded and then thanked Nejire for her help. He picked you up and carried you to recovery girl’s office and then carried you to your dorm when she was finished with you. He opened your door with the key and walked in and placed you on the bed. He then walked back to the door to close it then laud next to you on the bed. Your eyes were already closed so he just reached up to you head to give you head messages so help soothe you headache. You slowly began to feel heavier and heavier until you finally feel asleep. Mirio smiled at you and then pulled you on top of him and fell asleep as well.

The absolute best and nobody’s telling me otherwise

He is so scared of hurting you

He treats you like the most valuable thing ever

Always makes sure that your comfortable

And sometimes he so scared to touch you cuz he thinks he’s gonna make it worse so you have reassure him

But he tries his best to do all the right things for you

Oh and he also loves playing with your hair when you tell him he can

But sometimes he slips up and forgets to ask but you were ok with it because he’s the only one allowed to touch your hair anyways

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 we’re in his dorm watching a movie. You were cuddled up into him and you guys had a blanket over yourselves. You leaned your head back on his shoulder and he flinched slightly at the sudden action. “I-is something wrong babe?” He asked while looking down at you. You nod your head no while smiling slightly at him. “No bub I’m fine,, your just really comfortable” you tell him as you cuddle closer to him. He blushes at lot at your words. You lifted you head back up and then rested it on his chest. He smiled a little then reached up to your head absentmindedly and started rubbing it. You relaxed more into his hold. The more he massaged your head, the sleepier you got. “Ama..?” You called out sleepingly. “Ya babe..” he answered, still twirling your a piece of hair from your afro around his finger. “M tired,, can I sleep on you” you asked. He nodded quickly then gently pulled you on top of him. He reached over next to him and found a hair tie on the bed and gently put your hair in a ponytail. After that he kept watching the movie and rubbing your head,, just to make sure you were asleep.

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