#𝐜𝐡 : harley quinn / / a tornado with pretty eyes .

[mysfated]

𝟾) 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛’𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚔.

──────  how  could  she  possibly  begin  to  describe  it?  it  was  like  a  sudden  rush  of  electricity  surging  through  her  veins  and  whirring  her  to  life  ―  and  the  heat  of  @riselazarus's  lips  the  conduit...  she  shivers  as  the  current  trickles  down  her  spine,  up  her  neck  ,and  to  the  frayed  ends  of  bleach-dyed  hair  ―  her  eyes  widening  as  his  cheek  turns  once  more,  nestling  into  her  milky  white  palm  before  meeting  her  gaze  with  his  own  vibrant  and  playful  pair.  oh,  that's  it  ―  it's  over  for  him  now...

suddenly,  she  is  leaping  into  his  arms  ―  pale,  supple  thighs  wrapping  about  his  waist  as  harley  tosses  her  arms  atop  his  shoulders.  a  pasty  cheek  nuzzles  against  his  own,  a  firm  but  loving  cuddle  as  she  squees  in  delight.  "  oh  my  GOD!!  "  she  exclaims,  tightening  her  grasp  about  him,  giggling  gleefully  as  they  teeter  to  and  fro.  "  that  was  soo  fuckin'  cu-ute!!  eek!  i  can  jus'  squeeze  the  shit  outta  ya!!  "

[enclovir]

 ❝  ────── you're so self satisfied and i don't need you!!  ❞

@riselazarus​  ,  𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 :     𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚗

[mysfated]

just some harley facts i wanted to share! some of my fav / critical headcanons / canon differences with my portrayal of everyone's favorite lil clown !!

harley is jewish. and her birth name is: harleen quinn zelman. this is later changed to harleen quinnzel when she adopts a new idenity in gotham ( it was not uncommon for harleen to play with her name , move suddenly / start a new from her family home in new jersey )

harley has been mentally unstable her whole life. diagnosed early with early on set schizophrenia and as she ages, early signs of histrionic personality disorder. contrary to popular belief, her family was kind and urgent to attend to their daughter and get her the help she needs. and it was her own disorders, discovery of them and working through them which inspired her to launch her career in psychology. she had never once considered living an unmedicated life until she met the joker.

i headcanon that the joker's hold on harley is greatly infuenced by the fact that he had convinced her off her medication and was able to manipulate her from this point forward. of course the year of abuse, the acid incident, poisonings, etc did not help in maintaining her sanity.

harley is not a natural blonde. she bleaches her hair blonde and often deposits more color on top of it.

as my portrayal is a mix of canons/media: my harley has a lot of jobs lol she is a landowner of the apartment complex in cooney island, the leader of the gang of harleys, a resident psychologist at the local retirement community, and derby girl on thursdays

the entire top floor of her apartment building is dedicated to dogs, cats, birds, and other animals she's rescued since her "freedom" . she is a frequent shopper (and sometimes thief) at your local pet stores

there is only one dog that stays with her in her own apartment and that is frank, the wiener dog !! ( she killed a guy for him, but he was mean to the pup so its ok )

and over all, harley just tries her best. she's not perfect at being good, but she's giving it her best shot.

[mysfated]

" 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢— "  * 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 *

she  holds  out  her  hand  on  instinct  ──────  not  once  glancing  towards  whatever  it  is  @riselazarus  offers  and  yet,  reacting  immediately  to  the  weight  of  his  hand...

it  falls  upon  her  palm  with  a  gentle  pat,  her  arm  buckling  as  if  he  had  just  dropped  a  bowling  ball  into  her  grasp.  suddenly,  she's  gone  ―  a  blur  of  pink  and  blue,  and  blonde  as  she  falls  with  an  exaggerated  oof!

"  holee  big  boy  mcgee!  "  she  exclaims,  still  a  crumpled  heap  upon  the  sidewalk  floor,  gazing  up  at  him  with  starry  eyes  ―  selling  the  crap  out  the  act  before  she's  back  up  on  her  feet,  brushing  dirt  off  her  knees  before  offering  a  scolding  frown.  "  what  in  the  hell  did  ya  put  in  that  thing  ―  twelve  thousand  tons  of  bane  juice ?!  "

[mysfated]

a  comically  loud  gurgle  is  followed  my  a  groan  ──────  pale  hands  clutching  at  her  now  smarting  stomach,  twisting  and  churning  as  if  the  hands  of  some  hideous  monster  had  reached  inside  and  tangled  her  intestines  about  it's  grubby  little  fingers...  "  mmmmrrrgg,  "  she  whines  with  a  candy  appled  pout,  head  careening  towards  @riselazarus's  arm  for  comfort.  "  i  thought  that  i'd  feel  better,  but  now  i  just  gotta  bellyache!  "

starter inspired by bellyache by billie eilish

[mysfated]

❛ you’re lucky you’re cute. ❜ (from wade to harley :) I miss them)

cheeks brighten with a grin ────── lips nearly split so wide she was certain they'd crack and crumble like some kind of horror movie or cosmic event... but it is a thought she quickly sets aside for him...

she stands triumphant ― hands on her hips and breast bared with pride, " i am pretty cute, huh? " she leans closer, hands reaching to clamber up his torso like a pair of hungry, man-eating spiders ― 'til palms rest firmly upon his shoulders. with the perfect leverage, she hops up ― wrapping lithe legs about his form, a perfect spandex wrapped hostage for the wily clown princess of crime.

" how 'bout now? " she questions playfully, bottom lip swelled out in a comical pout, fluttering lashes to amplify those large baby blues, glistening with purity, " even cuter? "

[mysfated]

“ 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞? ”

"  now  look  who's  startin'  ta  ask  the  big  questions!  "  ──────  her  eyes  are  like  fireworks,  wide  as  the  vast  blue  sky  erupting  with  light.  but  it  was  enough  to  lower  her  bat  from  @fortislumen  ,  held  flush  to  a  cheek  as  if  it  were  the  barrel  of  a  shotgun...

the  bat  is  tossed  over  a  shoulder  in  a  swift  swing,  her  head  tilting  as  she  offers  a  wild  and  glistening  grin  ―  hands  holding  each  end  of  the  bat  in  attempt  to  ensure  her  own  disarmed  state.  "  yous  and  i  both  know  there  ain't  nobody  worth  trustin'  ―  but  i'm  tha  best  ya  got.  "

[mysfated]

primary muses

[enclovir]

harley as harleen takes lots of notes when working with her patients, but good luck trying ot make sense of them. most of them are one liners that stuck out to her during their conversations and horribly drawn cartoons. 

[enclovir]

primary muses (tag drop) ― updatated 11/21/22