#🌿 petri Rodrick Heffley

[petrichor-idyllic]

genuinely not a request for headcanons or anything, i just saw you replied to the earlier question and i was curious, what do you think would be rodricks biggest turn on? like something completely random that would just yk

love ur fics lol <33 would nominate you to write a spin off minho book for james dasher officially 🤞🏼🤞🏼

I've always seen people do these little character ask thingies and they look quite fun, so this is my first time actually getting one. (Also looks like it's time for me to make my DOAWK tag.)

ANYWAY.

I honestly have no idea. I know that's, like, the most boring response I could've given but hear me out.

Rodrick canonically gets none. The man is a massive virgin, and no woman would touch him with a ten foot pole for the entire trilogy (we don't count the unforgivable fourth movie or the current animated series. Not on this blog.) Literally, the man was pining for attention from anything and got nothing in return.

So, I think from complete lack of experience (and desperation), he's probably stuck in the constant horny useless teenager vibe. Like, this man is the reason dress codes are so strict.

Cover your shoulders, ladies - Rodrick is on the loose.

Though, on a more wholesome note, I genuinely think that Rodrick's biggest turn-on would be something to do with music.

Imagine the scene; you and Rodrick are hanging out, goofing off- being dickheads, if you will. And, to Rodrick's horror, his heaviest of music comes on the playlist: metal, screaming, distortion - the works. And instead of making fun of him, you start head-banging and singing along.

Well, you could take him then and there, the bastard just fell in love.

[petrichor-idyllic]

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