#🍶 — 21st CENTURY GIRL

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21st CENTURY GIRL — p. jongseong

PAIRING jay x fmr

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

GENRE smau, fluff, est. relationship, crack

FEATURING (enha) all

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, sex jokes, nobody believing jay ( more will be added if necessary )

STATUS complete

TAGLIST ( CLOSED )

S. NOTE this is planned to be a short smau since the idea isn’t really suitable to be long but i hope u enjoy anyways mwah

also please don’t spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILE lightning mcqueefs

CHAPTERS

01 okay piss boy

02 galentines*

03 wtf bro

04 did the voices tell you that

05 fuck WHAT

06 brick tennis with tt a cat

07 be fucking for jinja

08 fowl play :3

09 crazy? i was crazy once…

10 no YOU have attachment issues

11 knee moan ya

12 don’t worry about it

13 cuh dey bord

14 je suis le bug de l'an 2000 whiz whiz

15 sacrificial lamb duh

16 nurse he’s out again

17 OUR girl

18 oh my bad gang

19 now break up.

20 tie my laces bitch

↳ extra: random

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[szgrl]

21st century girl. 🍶🥄

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21st CENTURY GIRL

15 sacrificial lamb duh

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S. NOTE miss me🥸

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

extra: random

TWENTY < MASTERLIST

S. NOTE the real end💔

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

14 je suis le bug de l'an 2000 whiz whiz

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S. NOTE only real bitches know ok 5’9 from noona

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

20 tie my laces bitch

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extra chapter: random

S. NOTE THIS IS THE ENDD ( at least after the extra chapter ) thank you to everyone who was interested and supported this smau🥹 i’m gonna miss writing this sm BUT i alr have another smau in the works soo🤭 ILY ALL MWAHH💋

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

17 OUR girl

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S. NOTE two days no update who is this

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

07 be fucking for jinja

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S. NOTE pls say taglist actually got tagged cause if i’m shadowbanned im gonna lose my mind

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @lojocas @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

11 knee moan ya

PREV < MASTERLIST > NEXT

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

16 nurse he’s out again

PREV < MASTERLIST > NEXT

S. NOTE why am i babysitting rn at 2am

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

09 crazy? i was crazy once…

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S. NOTE this is crazy. crazy?

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

19 now break up.

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S. NOTE this was gonna be half written but guess who got lazy

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

18 oh my bad gang

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S. NOTE everyone fake for not telling me i repeated a ss ( except you yk who u are ily💋 )

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

12 dont worry about it

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S. NOTE update a lil late but better late then never😁

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

04 did the voices tell you that

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S. NOTE hate this chap but we move

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @lojocas @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie

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21st CENTURY GIRL

13 cuh dey bord

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S. NOTE gf reveal soon maybe, maybe not

SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.

TAGLIST ( CLOSED ) @dazed-hee @seongclb @enluv @yenqa @satsuri3su @mangowonyo @neocockthotology @treasxreblue @loves0ft @yueriots @lunavixia @mariji @txtlyn @bluxjun @mrchweeee @jackass1123 @the-poetic-side-of-me @flwrshee @jiawji @fakeuwus @ilovehimyourhonour @calumsfringe @en-dream @luvistqrzzz @weird-bookworm @miko1ly @deobitifull @donghyckl @jayujus @skipmay @minl0u @eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeepeeeeee @sngvhs @nyxvrse @sasfransisco @latriii @redm4ri @sxftiell @xiaoderrrr @staerax @captivq @jlheon @tmrx2gther @dammit-jjk @aernx @hyhees @spilled-coffee-cup @ddazed-lhs @elavin @lhspeachie