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ROUND 6 MATCH 7: SOUNDWAVE VS. KERMIT

Soundwave, who's on thin fucking ice, faces Kermit the Frog, last remaining bonus contestant.

Soundwave Propaganda:

"In like every show ever once he's not there/kidnapped/dead the entire Decepticon fucking faction goes to shambles. Ex: in transformers: Prime, (SPOILER!)

once he was "banished to the shadow realm" Megatron literally died and they lost the war 💀💀"

"Soundwave never loses in a poll"

"SOUNDWAVE MY BELOVED his back is so so sore from single-handedly holding up the Decepticon cause every vote for him is 1 more ibuprofen tablet given to him"

"Soundwave is the funniest fucking character in transformers because he's literally the straight man in every situation he's in with the decepticons, because all of them are absolutely incompetent at their job due to them being too focused on infighting. When Megatron died in FOC Soundwave was the one who literally put him back together and by extension, fucked everything over for everyone else because in this specific continuity Megatron just happened to be addicted to space meth.

However it can be so easy to see Soundwave as emotionless because of his straight-man role and his monotone speaking patterns, but Soundwave has plenty of emotions that he displays throughout the years, most notably being when he's dealing with the cassettes (aka his children), and can range from being soft-spoken with them, to full-out enabling their violent tendencies and letting them go ham at beating the shit out of teammates (shout out to that one g1 clip where Soundwave tries to hold back his kids for like a single second before saying "fuck it" and letting them go for the eyes).

Even outside of the cassettes though, he's very expressive in his own way. In fact, he's the KING of pettiness and sass when he wants to be. He literally plays his own supervillain music when walking the halls, he's not above insulting the other deceptions when their arguments are bullshit to him, even when faced with the destruction of the world he was like "nah" until he saw his boyfriend getting injured and went "REAL SHIT" (there's literally memes about this it's so funny). Speaking of friends, he actually has a lot of interesting dynamics with the people around him, especially when it comes to the decepticon high command. He's described as Megatron's most trusted advisor, he's somewhat amicable with Starscream (who's his own brand of frustration), and he and Shockwave even seem to get along pretty well (to the point they have a biologically fucked up tube son together?? It's been years since I've watched Siege but I swear that was what lead to Soundblaster), and did I mention he's gay? I'm pretty sure he and Cosmos are in a relationship together in the IDW comics or at least have a mutual attraction, it's cute.

Also speaking of IDW Soundwave: he likes elephants. They're his favourite animal and he loves them to the point where after he died in the comics, his kids specifically started targeting elephant poachers because they knew Soundwave would want that.

Have I mentioned he has a cat dad in the IDW comics. Like his dad is a literal robot cat that found him when he was having a sensory overload in the middle of the streets. Have these panels from when his dad died and he wasn't even there to see it! He just knew 💖

And have I mentioned he's met Fluttershy? Because he canonically met Fluttershy and let his cassettes play with her (while DELAYING HIS MISSION. THAT'S HUGE IN SOUNDWAVE LANGUAGE.)

There's also him being the reigning champion of best robot husband, but that's a whole other situation which is also really funny."

Kermit Propaganda:

"Kermit is the best ever and I love him ❤️"

"Kermit is sag aftra"

"ofc i support kermit the frog he’s a small business owner he’s an artist he’s an actor he’s a union man he loves his wife he’s a babygirl literally he is the perfect man"

[just-some-random-blogger]

The children would respect mama stark 😤

Daemon: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS STOP TRYING TO JUMP OF DANGEROUS PLACES

Y/n : ...children

Triplets : * stop and make a line from tallest to shortest by minutes *

Also i feel like aemond would have a big crush on her , he would be talking to one of her children like :

Ok ...the first one who gives me mommy's panties gets a ride with vaghar

MILF

[Blurb IV for the Stark!Reader Universe]

Aemond Targaryen & the Stark-Targaryen spawn + a hint of Aemond Targaryen x Stark!Reader [Daemon in the background be fucking quiet]

Summary: AWWW HERE COMES MY FAVORITE MILF

Word Count: >700

Warnings: Shitpost ahead (real), my a/n is longer than the fic (half real), I locked Daemon in the basement to write this AHHAHAHA (very real), crack fic, soft!aemond, aemond simping, and me simping for him, this is honestly pretty long for a blurb but whatever, fluff, typos, etc.

Blurb III Blurb V

A/N: THIS IS MY AUTHOR'S NOTE BECAUSE I'M WRITING THIS AND ADDING MEMES NO ONE CAN STOP ME THE WAY I CAVED SO QUICKLY FOR THIS MAN My reaction to your ask anon: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

THE FACT YOU wILLINGLY BROUGHT UP AEMOND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING ANYTHING ABOUT AEMOND AND MAYBE EVEN REQUEST SMTH AND IT IS NIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also i don't know if you noticed bestie, but i set the start of daemon and stark!reader's relationship wayyyyyyyyyy before aemond was alive, cause Aemma was still queen when they got married. BUT FUCK CONTINUITY. IS AEMOND PROBABLY YOUNGER THAN HER KIDS??????????? ASHFA:FOAEW HAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHH MAYBE WTF but let's pretend it's totally canon that aemond is a grown ass adult when stark!reader gave birth because it took THAT long for their enemies to lovers to turn into fucking lovers LOLOLOLOL And i literally just answered an ask about how many kids they have and i was like 'idk i didn't even gender or name them' FUCK OFF NOW THATS ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE i still didn't name them though because a;lsfhkalsfhahsfas The incest is real, i got so confused about how they were related to aemond Tagging: @deniixlovezelda @pinksirensong @nyctophilic0vitnir

"Company fall in," Aemond commands. He peers down at the blonde children, hands behind his back, jaw tense. His violet eye narrows, "where is your brother?"

The eldest by technicality answers, "which one?"

Aemond hums at the sass, "obviously the one that is not here."

The siblings look amongst themselves and decide it was one of the twins missing. The youngest of the triplets shrugs, "we don't know where he went."

"Clearly, you don't even care where he went. You will get in trouble with your mother if she hears of this."

"No," the second triplet answers, "you will, cousin."

Aemond's nose flares as he narrows his eyes yet again.

"Aemond," the only girl in the row raises her hand.

"Yes, my love?"

"My braid is falling out," she raises her blonde hair. The flowers Aemond had placed in it moments ago fall. Sequentially, her lip quivers and tears prick in her eyes.

"Oh no," "Don't cry," "It's okay," and things along this line are spoken by the little girl's infinite supply of brothers.

Aemond can only watch as the boys come upon her, picking up her flowers and trying to fix her hair.

"NO I WANT AEMOND TO FIX MY HAIR!" she whines, full on breaking into a sob.

The boys turn to their him in panic. Aemond swiftly picks the girl up in his arms.

"Right," he mutters to the boys as he rocks the child too soothe her. She latches onto him as Aemond continues, "have you lot retrieved what I asked you to?"

"No! They're truly lost!"

"They weren't in the drawers."

"Or the laundry."

"They're," poof sound, "gone for good!"

He hums, readjusting the girl in his arms to look at her, "well it seems no one will ride Vhagar today-"

OUTCRY.

"-and your sister and I," he turns to the boys once, "will busy ourselves with braiding."

She grins as she grips Aemond's cheeks in her tiny hand.

Aemond gives her a lopsided smile.

"Aemond," I call. My son, who had come to me in hopes we find his siblings, releases my hand runs off to the rest of his brothers. "I see it is you who have been entertaining my children."

"MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

A stampede of children run up to my skirt. The girl in Aemond's arms wrangle away from him. Once she is released, she runs up to me, flashing her teary eyes and pout.

"Oh my dear, what has-"

"Her flowers fell."

"HE ruined her braid."

"I did NOT!"

"You did!!"

"Boys, that's enough," I quip.

"Aemond and I will braid hairs!" my little girl mutters amidst the chaos of her brothers.

"Ah," I lean down to her and caress her face. I straighten up when Aemond circles around the kids to come up beside me. I give him a look before turning down to the small blondes, "children, have you been heckling Prince Aemond for a ride on Vhagar again?"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Your father will not be happy to hear about this."

"We were only helping him look for your knickers, mummy."

Aemond's blood stills.

"What?"

"There is a knickers thief!"

"Aemond is trying to catch him."

I turn to Aemond who offers a stoic look. He clears his throat and eyes me intently when he says, "the matter has greatly distressed the servants and I have been alerted by it."

"We can't find your knickers anywhere!"

"Because I don't have knickers," I retort to my son, "I do not wear them."

Aemond gulps roughly.

The boys look up at me and one asks, "why?"

"Well, that is a question for your father," I dismiss, cocking my head to the side, "come along. It is time to feed the wolves."

The children cheer, falling into conversation about their direwolves. I turn to Aemond, who was rubbing his temples, stressed by the noise I suppose. I watch as my daughter comes up to him and grabs his hand.

"Aemond, if you still wish to indulge my daughter, you may take her up the chambers while the rest of us head to the wolf den."

"But I want to see the wolfies too, mummy!"

Aemond chuckles airily, shaking his head, "then off to the wolfies."

"But you clearly seem distressed-"

"I assure you, my princess," Aemond reaches his hand out to me. I place my hand in his. He presses a kiss at the back of my hand, "no distress is possible in your presence."

I snort, rolling my eyes. I pull away, "you are such a boy when you tease me."

[bdbdhdjdhdh]

My Hero PSLE: S4E12 "WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEE????"

"Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to pay for her gas bills!"

-yo mama jokes series

"TODAY. WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM AND FOR THE SAKE OF ENTIRE WEEK OF FOR HOLIDAY IN THE FUTURE. AVENGERS! ASSEMBL-" Tempest commanded loudly.

"Aw hell nah we're not using that stupid code- SHIT PEOPLE! GET YO ASSES HERE IF YOU WANNA FREE WEEK HOLIDAY!" And then came Grandmaster into the equation.

*entire squad of Chrysalis assembles*

"Well I guess that's works too, ANYWAY! TODAY WE PROCEED AS PLANNED! IS THAT CLEAR?" *insert visibly annoyed and also impressed Tempest meme here*

"YES SIR!"

"SEMULA! WHO SAY YOU CAN GO! BARIS BOKKONAN-wait-" *insert quality Grandmaster self-doubt meme here*

(leave a comment if you finished the command in your head in your own in the voice of senior in which case I advise you to go get some therapy 💀)

"Ok ok just go carry out the plan lah, don't care anymore, we will provide backup soon," Tempest re-commanded.

OPERATION: FREEDOM AND HOLIDAY: FIGHT!

Lol well if you came here thinking you could read some elaborate plan then no, it's just some people fighting some gods and some cummy guy who won't stop talking about sex-

ANYWAY ANYWAY. How about we focus on Unicorn-face's side of things, eh?

Anyway. All is quiet in the prison cell she is locked up in. The guards are sound asleep. They do not know what is to come.

And then suddenly-a loud bang across the room. The guards are startled from their sleep and rush to go investigate the matter. But it's only-UNICORN-FACE! WHO HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO ESCAPE! OMG! I WONDER IF IF'S DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE OF HER POWERS AS AN ANIMAL-FACE OR WHATEVER! OMG!

Anyway. The guards go there...and then are strangled to death as Unicorn-face holds their dead bodies by the throat in each hand and step out walking like cool shit.

She walks slowly.

And slowly.

And slowly.

And slo- "EY CAN HURRY UP OR NOT? WE HAVE A FUCKING EXUVIA AND CUM GUY TO KILL BRO!"

Moral of the story: Don't walk like how the characters walk in movies, they have thicc ass plot armor as thicc as yo mama-

SO. Unicorn-face has the Dark Sleep ready, apparently she was getting locked up in prison just so she'd have easy quick access to that when the time came, and the Chrysalis, after receiving the news, has assembled preparing to challenge the Heavenly Lord.

And since they're all just standing in a parade in the middle of the fucking town city where everyone can see them, of course someone dialled Heavenly Lord and he came down soon.

And then they all did a really really really cool thing. When Heavenly Lord came, he just asked a simple question: "What the fuck is going on here?"

To which they simply replied by taking off their masks and exposing their faces.

Of course this shocked Heavenly Lord since, ya know, he ask everyone wear mask and those who don want have to go get killed, but now so many people thicc skin want to don wear mask in front of him.

"We. Have decided that we are not going to wear your stupid masks. You got a problem with that?"

And then Heavenly Lord responded with a "OF COURSE I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT SHIT YOU JUST SAID! FIGHT!"

*assembles own army of citizens of dystopia and regulat citizens too*

And then they fought. (But not Heavenly Lord straightaway obviously, since they clearly don wanna kill the leader first that would just end everything)

And then halfway through Xiao Ming and the gang came into the scene and started fighting too.

And then the people who got turned into monsters by the plague also came to help fight.

An interesting conversation was between COM and Ma Xiao Tiao:

COM: You have no business being here.

Ma Xiao Tiao: Oh but I do have a lot of business being here.

COM: ANYWAY! I BESTOW UPON YOU THE POWER OF CUM-

Ma Xiao Tiao: NO YOU SHALL NOT! UNO REVERSE CARD!

COM: UNO REVERSE GUARD! *pulls out handguard made from uno reverse cards*

Ma Xiao Tiao: NOOOO!!! GIGACHAD POWER REFLECT!

COM: AAHAHAH NOOOO

Ma Xiao Tiao: *flicks magical middle finger for the final blow*

COM: *is now like half-dead after being defeated by the power of memes*

Ok now back to the main story. Now the Chrysalis is busy fighting off the other brainwashed citizens WHEN THEY CLEARLY COULD HAVE JUST TRIED TO KILL HEAVENLY LORD WHEN THAT WOULD END IT ALL.

And even Heavenly Lord isn't bothering to do anything. He's just sitting there, watching the people fight and watching COM and Ma Xiao Tiao fight and eating his popcorn comfortably.

Wa lao eh, BUAY SONG AH? YAO DA JIA AH? Ey wait, is don want to da jia then liddat what...

Anyway. Now finally after doing her slow cool walk after so long, Unicorn-face has finally escaped the prison and made it to the fighting arena of right in the middle of the fucking city square. OH FINALLY SHE'S BROUGHT THE DARK SLEEP WITH HER THIS TIME!

But luckily no one noticed her, so she quickly vaporised the Dark Sleep, put it into like tear gas sprayers, and then sprayed Heavenly Lord full of it.

And then of course Heavenly Lord will breathe it in. Then suddenly he knelt down, clutching his head, screaming:

"RSYXOD0WKWNBFUCICMRKEPE!!!! MY THRIUMPH OVER THIS LANDDDDD!!!!"

[nightswithkookmin]

Not this shit again sis, move on leave them to the kraken

People will always find something to hate on and complain about such is life. Care less about such people they can rub off on you.

Tae and JK are actually very good friends with a history. They may not be lovers but the bond was there. Tae knows what makes JK tick just as much as JM or anyone else. Is he as willing to tolerate certain things? Not quite. I mean Hobi had to throw them bananas at him and Hobi is a hufflepuff. Tolerance makes friendships and those two don't take criticisms well from eachother- used to not take criticisms well in my opinion.

There's a lot of entitlement that comes with being an idol. You get used to getting your way among other things especially if you are a Jeon Jungkook the Maknae.

You know how JM was disappointed when Tae couldn't come to him to tell him he was blocking his shine on stage but rather wrote it anonymously? That's one guy open to critiques and who takes criticisms well.

Some people would have construed Tae's complaints to mean he envied them or was jealous Jimin commanded such attention on stage. Such is life.

Forget them let's concentrate on stanning our Vminkook.

On the other topic, it just sounds ridiculous to me because they act like if BTS made a song today there won't be this exact debacle over it. I had my ears full of BTS making English songs blah blah blah IT NEVER STOPS GEEZ!

I'd rather BTS took their sweet sweet time and birthed yet another timeless Album. Im not in a hurry at all. I love permission to dance but if they release yet another song like that I'll pull my spleen out my butt with my bare hands- just saying.

I wish I can relate with all these people complaining bout- what even are they complaining about? I lost track. Too much merch, not enough merch? expensive merch, new music? All of the above?

Chilee.

Who says they will like the new songs BTS about to make even hm? What's the guarantee yall will like it? People shit on blackswan when it came out.

Just because BTS makes something don't mean we will automatically like it or enjoy it- case in point, this whole debacle about the commercialization of BTS. Some are for it some not so much. It's a vicious cycle.

BTS created something. If it had been for free the focus would have been on that. They make run episodes free for everyone and no one complains.

I already got in trouble discussing this with my friends and I don't want to talk about it anymore really. It's only on SNS that when you voice your opinion you are picking a fight but when they do same they are exressing themselves.

Oh wait I have a meme for that

It's the gaslighting in there for me.

Personally, I'm down for a rant. I find them funny seeing how passionate people get over trivial issues and I don't go with a mind set of contributing a different perspective that may assuage them and disabuse them of their thoughts.

Outside rants I assume when anyone comes to me with anything they come to be talked off a ledge. People suck and this is why I prefer to be in my one corner shipping my ship and akekeking to my self.

Ah and no. I'm not really concerned bout the jikook ig saga. Jimin has a habit of commenting and cheering JK on under his posts. Jungkook tell the truth you are not human- yes he's not. He's a beom🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sorry. Lol

He even commented on Tae's post didn't he?

He will comment on JK's if he wants to.

He can and he will- if he wants to.

Jk equally seem like he is putting in effort to mingle and be interactive out there. When he's open and being not only receptive but reciprocal like this it's usually a sign... I might be missing good in there some where 🤣💀

The baits and the thirst traps he sets for Jimin- he's so predictable chilee

Next we know he will be posting and deleting DELCACOMANIA randomly🤕

Jk if you need something from my bias just master the courage and ask him🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emotional vulnerability isn't his strong suit.

I'm not buying all this I'm living my best life ain't bothered a certain hyung isn't all over my IG attitude from him.

That said if JM caves and gets all over his Ig first I'll kick his ass. It's 2022 we loving and respecting ourselves.

But I'm pretty sure they are aware people gone roll their eyes and cuss them out for bringing the gay to IG🤣

Gotta pace themselves before they pick up being the bane in people's existence.

Jk out here saying he misses people chilee 🤣🤣🤣

Please I'm enjoying all of this. BEST SHOW EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BTS

BTS

BTS

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GOLDY