how to further uninterest your friends into watching your hyperfixation, an example taken from my (technically still future) roommate:
step one: send your friend a post like this
step two:
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“everyone knows how to half-swipe, aiden!! …lily, you don’t know how to half-swipe???”
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“i had too much puppy chow*, my stomach hurts. OH WAIT I HAVE PEPTO BISMOL”
“first shot at college!” downs the entire thing before licking the cup while making intense eye contact with me
“you’re welcome for that once in a lifetime experience”
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roomie: “because hank green hashtag got cancer—”
me: “hashtag got cancer? like the #gotmilk but now it’s #gotcancer?”
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TAGS 🏷️
this tagging system is so chaotic and awful, good luck
⌗ ೄྀ࿐ chaos’ corner ˊˎ- — me being chaotic and feral, duh
⌗ ≡;- ꒰ ° mail! ✉️ ꒱ — answering asks (rare)
⌗ ⇢ ˗ˏˋ mae says stuff ࿐ྂ — rants, rambles, complaints
⌗ ˚✧₊⁎ moots ⁎⁺˳☁︎༚ — my lovely mutuals
⌗ 🏫: college life! — i hate / love it here
⌗ ❤️: _ — simping & being in love (w/ fictional characters)
⌗ 🍿: _ — shows / movies ( anything you can watch )
⌗ art! 🎨 — reblogged art i like
the more random and less often used tags
⌗ 📒: the roomie quotebook — my roommate says smthn silly
⌗ 🥛: lactose intolerance — my worst enemy 😠
⌗ 📚: _ — books
⌗ 💿: _ — music
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