#🔥👿 - ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ // (jin && dj shenanigans)

[pleasuregave]

❝ rrrghhhhhhh . . . grahhhh . . . arghhhhh ! ❞

❝ what's wrong ? ? ❞

❝ i'm HORNY ! ! ❞

[demonsfate]

likeable test!

❝ Wow, Jin ! I wasn't expecting to score higher than you on this test ! ❞

❝ Hrmmmm . . . ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ Why are there massive HOLES in my blanket ? ? ❞

❝ . . . the cats were kneading into it, & I thought it looked soothing . . . so I joined for fun. ❞

❝ For fuck sake. Human flesh can't even take your claws, you think a blanket could ? ? Now I'll have to go get another blanket. ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ Don't worry, Jin. You will never be alone because I will always be with you. ❞

❝ Ah . . . aah . . . ❞

❝ Are you crying ? ! ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ If I could resurrect one person, it'd be my mother. She was murdered 7 years ago . . . I miss her. ❞

❝ That's gay, I choose King I. ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ what do you even plan on doing with a degree in mechanical engineering ? ❞

❝ in 2015, the sun posted an article stating we'll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years. i'm going to make sure that future happens. ❞

❝ . . . ❞

❝ oh, & i'm going to design computers that have the USB slots & CD drive in them again. ❞

[demonsfate]

date night!

Date with Jin Kazama. Date Fee: $276 Customer Comments: "That night.../// (Female in 30s)"

❝ . . . I don't understand . . . is this a good thing or a bad thing ? ❞

Date with Devil Jin. Date Fee: 25¢ Customer Comments: "Devil Jin bought me food and then left immediately.. (Person in late 20s)"

❝ Which is an act of service, mind you. at least i didn't make you pay the ridiculous price Jin would've ! ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ sometimes i still find it difficult to look at you. seeing your face just reminds me of all the times you've hurt me, all the nightmares you put me through, the time you almost killed me. ❞

❝ i'm so sorry i've caused you this much pain. would it make you feel better if i try to present myself as miku hatsune while we're together ? ❞

❝ what ? ? no ! ! ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ i'm HORNY ! ! ! ❞

❝ damn ! stop your squawking ! ! ❞

❝ . . . i'm horny, too . . . ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ I guess there's no stopping them, is there ? ❞

❝ Sometimes people just enjoy arguing, Jin ! Like you & I used to ! ❞

❝ Pffttt . . . yeah, right, we enjoyed arguing . . . ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ you know what our mind needs . . . ? it needs more sand. ❞

❝ MORE sand ? ! we're surrounded by sand ! ❞

❝ you know . . . not that much. just like . . . two cubic tons. ❞

❝ TWO cubic tons ? ! ❞

❝ you know . . . like a little pile over there . . . like two cubic tons. ❞

❝ do you have any idea how much two cubic tons of sand is ? ! ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ Devil . . . what did you ? ❞

❝ That's not even me ! ❞

❝ Oh. Sorry, force of habit. Why's Xiao trending ? ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ Is that asshole teaching random people the Mishima style ? ❞

❝ Wasn't there a rumor that your grandfather . . . got around a lot ? What if all those monks are his children ? ❞

❝ Ugh ! I don't even wanna consider that ! ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ If it means protecting the earth . . . I could kill him. ❞

❝ You can't & you won't. Sit your ass down. ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ Jin. There is - there is something urgent happening to us. I think e've been - I think we've been poisoned. ❞

❝ Calm down, it's just beer. ❞

[demonsfate]

❝ shut up. i've actually completed no nut november TWICE now. ❞

❝ jin, it doesn't count if you were unconscious during november. ❞