#🦸🏼‍♂️◂homelander┊now go fuck shamu in the blowhole┊Inbox IC

[thcrealheroes]

Are you and the Winter Soldier really friends? Feels a bit forced Homie.

random anonymous || ft. @dsturbedstudios

"F-forced ? What ?! Anonymous, it's not POLITE to spread false rumors. I don't know what you're talking about... We, as The Seven, are a tight-knit family. I love them all dearly, and nothing I do is forced. The Winter Soldier and I are very close actually ! In fact, I consider him one of my best friends. I like to think I took him under my wing when he first joined The Seven... you know, to make him feel... well, more at home. He's not much of a talker. Something like Black Noir, the silent type... you could say. But we are like TWO PEAS IN A POD ! So yeah, we are really, truly the best of friends. I can assure you."

[sparethcsympathy]

‘Was there something you wanted to tell me?’ / homelander

clearing out memes || @w1dowed

" Hm... Have I told you how much I love you lately ? How radiant you look first thing in the morning, bedhead and all. I mean yup, I could just eat you up. " THE SMILE ON HIS FACE NEVER FALTERS AS HOMELANDER carries a large silver tray loaded with various options for Maggie to munch on. Pancakes, thick ham, bacon, waffles, mixed fruits like grapes, strawberries, and some blueberries, along with eggs the way she loves them, scrambled. A toast smeared with strawberry jam and butter already melted on top of the warm toasted bread, and to make it a heavenly meal, a large glass of milk just for her. The blonde man holds his head high as he then proceeds to walk over to the bed they shared together, cautious not to drop anything... the older supe is not clumsy, never has been, surely never will be, and he wasn't about to start now.

Homelander sets the tray gently down on the nightstand beside Maggie, adjusting his cape and moving it to the side so he can SIT CLOSELY BY HER. Glacial irises never once left her, his eye flickering to dance upon her features; he would reach out to run ungloved hands through chestnut locks, letting his fingers glide through untangled waves SO SILKY AND SOFT. " So beautiful. " Instantly, and without even a warning, the supe climbs on top of her, forcing her back down on the bed as he hovers over her, the bed creaking with his added weight. Homelander's hands pressed flat against the sides of her head. " I think we should have another baby... Zach needs a brother or sister... he said he feels LONELY, and I don't want our son feeling alone... think about it.... this time, I'll be here to help out. TO TAKE CARE OF  YOU. I want to be here for you this time. I missed out on seeing you when you were pregnant with Zach. God-- you carrying my baby inside of you ? "

THAT DOES SOMETHING TO HIM, makes him feral at the idea of Maggie waddling around, her hand on her stomach, their baby inside of her, and her breast filled with milk. He could die happily at just the mere idea of it. " I love you, and I want our family to grow. I want this with you, Maggie. " His tone changes, deepening, tainted with lust as he leans down against her, his thigh nudging itself between her legs, FIRMLY PRESSING his thigh against her core; the warmth that beamed off of her could make him cum. His nose brushes against her own, and he lets out a shaky breath as his lips graze against hers, aching for her. " Fuck.... tell me yes, say yes. "

[homclander]

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[thcrealheroes]

❝ to hell with this place! ❞ (for Homelander)

clearing out memes || @penumbralma

HOMELANDER EYES WIDEN FOR A SPLIT SECOND at her sudden outburst, before settling back to his unreadable expression. It was unexpected; he can't recall many would ever raise their voice at him like she did. MANY FEARED HOMELANDER, even the idea of him made most people's skin crawl. That and the fact that he could kill anyone and everyone, without much of a hassle, or care. Icy irises narrowing dangerously, yet the older supe manages to deliver a grin, twisted as it may be. The blonde supe always STRUGGLED TO KEEP HIS EMOTIONS intact when he felt like someone was being disrespectful towards him. "Hm. Well, aren't you a feisty one ? Do you have clue who you're raising your voice at, little missy ?" 

[thcrealheroes]

✉ / starlander

Send '✉' for five times my muse didn't text yours, and one time they did || @vghtsupes

[  TEXT  ->  STARLIGHT  ]  [  unsent  ]  - I don't like what you're doing to me. But I want more of you.

-after the elevator incident

[  TEXT  ->  STARLIGHT ]  [  unsent  ]  - Where are you ? Why did you leave ? When are you coming back ? Is it because of what happened ? You went with Hughie, didn't you ? I'll fucking kill him.

-when annie went with hughie and m.m

[  TEXT  ->  ANNIE JANUARY ]  [  unsent  ]  - Did you want to have lunch with me ? Just the two of us ?

-definitely when the two of them begin seeing each other kinda- but still questioning things between them.

[  TEXT  ->  SWEETHEART ]  [  unsent  ]  - You should come back, Annie. This whole Homelander vs Starlight... it isn't us. It should never have been us. You should come back to Vought, back to me. You belong here with me... I know you don't agree with my thoughts or ideas, but It's for the better. I'm doing this for us ! For Ryan... maybe even our future children. Or maybe I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Memories of my past are haunting me, consuming me. Reminding me. Humanity is cruel. They wish to control us, ride us like a bunch of fucking ponies and make us bark, sit and roll fucking over. I'm scared. I'm scared that the things they did to me, they'll do to you, to Ryan.... to any child we ever have.

-when annie left vought

[  TEXT  ->  SWEETHEART ]  [  unsent  ]  - I had a dream about our baby. They had your eyes.

-weeks after the abortion

[  TEXT  ->  SWEETHEART ]  [  sent  ]  - I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I thought this was what I wanted. Supes ruling the world.... wouldn't that have been the life ? But now it all just seems tainted. Wrong. Because I know you'd never be happy in a life like this, and the idea of you not being happy in my ideal world.... opens my eyes... in a way that maybe. Maybe I'm in the wrong. I could change ? Couldn't I ? Or am I so far gone ?

-before annie is on the run

[thcrealheroes]

🍵 + hughie / for homelander 👀

" 🍵 + muses name " , & my muse will speak about your muse || @vghtsupes

"Hughie Campbell is a waste of space, just another bug to squash like the rest of these fucking mudpeople. Pathetic that he is yet just another victim of William's little 'revenge' plan, like the rest of them ! Because what ? The death of some girlfriend ? He acts like they don't have plenty of girls out there- one dead girlfriend, isn't the end of the world, please. If he didn't have a death wish before, he does now. He signed his life away the second he joined William Butcher by his British bitch hips. -But, I'll make his DEATH worth everything. Because even when his heart pounds wildly, as if it will leap out of his chest- ready to burst and run... he has stood up to me, has crossed the line with me, and for that... I RESPECT. His death would be deserving, painful, but very worthy.... least I tell myself that." He sighs, irritated suddenly. "It's what I want to do to him, and as much as I know I can- he's nothing but meat and bones to me, after all ! That little shit is a friend of Annie's.... and well, I have yet to figure out what that means ? A friend who was a lover to her once. A friend who has betrayed her trust. A friend... that she cares for, and surely his death would never bring her to forgive me. Hughie is... fuck, he's a fucking pest. And it is pissing me off that the first time ever... it feels like I can't do whatever the fuck I want..." 

[thcrealheroes]

❛  just fucking leave me alone!  ❜ — Annie for Homelander?

clearing out memes forever || @dollhidden

"NOW, NOW—STARLIGHT. NO NEED FOR THE LANGUAGE !" A venomous chuckle oozes out of his twin flesh as he finds her rage amusing—adorable ! His pearly whites showcase his fangs, which dangerously display themselves as he casts the young supe a WICKED GRIN over his shoulder towards her. He eyes her with pure interest as he turns around entirely to face her, arms behind his back, and raises his head higher to look down at her. A scoff is heard, rolling his eyes.

They always attempt to stand up to him, but it always fails. When will she learn ? "-What would your fans think if they heard SWEET LITTLE STARLIGHT TALKING LIKE THAT !... tsk, imagine what bad influence you would be if the little ones caught you speaking that way." Homelander sighs. "Such an act would have harsh consequences. You're supposed to be an icon, Starlight. So act like a fucking icon and do what I fucking say, is that so hard ? Why must you always make things difficult ?" The older supe shakes his head, as if he was disappointed in her, shaming her ! Homelander even goes so far as to WAG HIS FINGER at her like you would when scolding a child for doing wrong.

Don't they understand ? Don't they fucking get it ?! He could effortlessly terminate her right before his very eyes if he so desired. Turn her to ashes beneath his feet, but HOMELANDER IS FORGIVING when it comes to his own kind- tries to be, they are the future- while humanity will ultimately crumble, becoming nothing- Supes are to rise and take on the world as their OWN EMPIRE- AND TO DO THAT, he must, and he means he MUST have his fellow supes comprehend that they shouldn't be against each other, they should stand with each other- where is the fucking loyalty ? Inching closer towards the young blonde supe- he takes a moment to let his eyes roam over her- no shame as piercing blue eyes drags gradually along her figure until they settle on her face, his emotions unreadable as he stares at Starlight Blankley-

Homelander hums to himself thoughtfully. "You're furious... I get that. I've been angry for many years now... it sucks, doesn't it ? But you know what really grinds my gears, Starlight ? How these people ride us like FUCKING PONIES AND EXPECT US TO JUMP when they tell us to jump... fucking us back to back to back. It's frustrating that we could have been more, superheroes I mean. You joined The Seven thinking it was all real and that's such a shame... I remember when I first joined... my first save..."

He stops momentarily, eyes blinking rapidly at the recollections- how he had attempted to be good and make a difference... but the blood... all that blood. Homelander snaps out of it, forcing a smirk to play across twin flesh and shakes his head, teeth clenching together. "-Instead we're over here playing fucking Kardashiansand putting on a play for these idiots. That's what you should be pissed about, not the whole me killing humans- COME ON ! BOO FUCKING HOO, MOVE THE FUCK ON ! Because let me tell you, the second, I mean the SECOND you realize killing humans is just... not a big deal, the easier things will be for you. I promise you. So lighten' up, won't you ?"

[thcrealheroes]

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ . [ for homelander? owo ]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE .  || @jgoldberg

" ----NO ? " CORNER OF HIS LIPS TWITCH, ICY IRISES HAVEN'T BLINKED ONCE when the mortal let out a stern no- which only shocked Homelander to the core, only because... who the FUCK did this human think he was ? Perhaps the GODLY SUPE needs to demonstrate precisely what happens to those who dare disobey him in any way, shape, or form. Such insubordination is intolerable, and Homelander, with an intense glare, detests being met with resistance. A low hum of frustration escapes his lips, which are pressed firmly together in a thin line of suppressed anger. With a stern nod of his head and his arms clasped tightly behind his back, he poses a chilling question," No- you said ? " Homelander was just making sure he heard him right ! After all, he sometimes gave those who felt a little DARING a second chance... sometimes.

  A sly smile crept across his lips, the corners lifting in a way that hinted at mischief. His eyes glinted with a predatory sharpness, narrowing with intensity as he began to close the gap between them. Step by deliberate step, he advanced on Joe, each movement fluid and purposeful, yet he refrained from fully bridging the distance.- Instead, he circled around him with a graceful, almost menacing- reminiscent of a shark gliding through water, ever watchful and calculating. " .... You know, Joseph, the last person who told me no... wronged me... in any way- ended up DEAD. All It took was a squeeze around their pathetic neck... oh... how EASY it is to break you mortals... don't you get that ? " He removed his crimson gloves while speaking nonchalantly, tucking his gloves in his belt. Not once did he stop eye contact, and not once did he blink. " You say no ? " He reaches out, a firm hand grasping- gently- behind the nape of Joe's neck... not applying much pressure to harm him, but it's there as a warning. Tsking as he sighs, because there was no just thing as no... when it came to Homelander. Chuckles as if amused by something that crosses his thoughts. " ... And when I mean they ended up dead.. I don't mean the way you think I mean... I MEAN- I made sure I tore them limb by limb... starting from the fingers up... OR if I'm feeling generous enough, I kindly break their bones- not enough to kill them, no- never... just so they are reminded what I can do and what I WILL DO... if they don't do as I say... so now- and I hope I didn't hear you wrong... was that a NO you said... or a yes ? "  

[sparethcsympathy]

hug or pass @ ur homie

SEND IN 'HUG OR PASS' FOR MY MUSE TO ANSWER HONESTLY! — because we need a platonic version of this meme ! || @supegod

HUG-- how could I ever deny you ? We need it most, the others they don't- they will never look to us for comfort, we have no one but each other. Bring it in Tiger... if they don't got you... I do.

[thcrealheroes]

“ Leave me alone. ” — Cate for Annie or Homelander?

clearing out memes || @dollhidden

" THEY'LL REGRET IT.... YOU KNOW. " HIS TONE ALMOST TOO GENTLE, UNLIKE him. Standing there, he pretends to take an interest in the night sky that is blanketing the chilling atmosphere above them. The wind blows harder against them, and the rain pours heavier upon them, but he feels nothing of the storm's coolness or weight of the rain violently crashing down on him; it's almost a brush... nothing. The silence looms over them momentarily before Homelander's gazes flicker toward the young supe. " ... Every human being that has ever WRONGED you in any way... will regret using you like some fucking puppet. Locking you away in your room like an animal. Tsk, tsk.... " The older supe tuts with a shake of his head. Of course, he knew of what happened in Cate's life. And oh, how fucking disgraceful it is. Knew of what her bitch of a mother did to her. Could only imagine what she had felt.... locked in that room of hers... feeling unloved, looked at as a monster.... and for what ? For a child error. She was but a child ! Her parents wanted to give her powers, and she got it ! They should have known better and kept a better eye on her. Or- perhaps they should have been delighted by how incredible their daughters' power is !

They should have thanked GOD they didn't lose the RIGHT child. But no, humans are cruel. Supes can't make mistakes, now can they ? It's almost as if it isn't allowed, and that's just fucking hypercritical. Humans make missteps all the time, and they get a slap on the wrist- even for fucking murder ! It's a fucking laugh. " I'm not your enemy here- Cate, is it  ? " Homelander assures her with warmth as he approaches the young blonde's side. " .... I know what it feels like to be looked at as a monster... to be unloved... to be locked away. And I'm telling you now... you are not a monster. The real monster is your parents... the real monster is humanity. They want us to obey ? " He scoffs, rolling his eyes as he gives a singular shake of his head, lips pressed in a thin line together. " Uh-uh. Nope. GODS DON'T OBEY. We are above all of them... we shouldn't have to roll over and lie down when they tell us to ? We make the demands, we make the laws. We are WRITTEN in the fucking stars. US ! And you know what.. it's time for all of humanity... to see that. I see- " Homelander extends a hand out as if reaching for the stars, eyes bright as he shares with Cate the future for what he sees for all supes. " - this world... clean... like marble, perfected by us supes. "

[sparethcsympathy]

“let me live, will you?” // for homelander B)

clearing out memes || @gingerspiice

HOMELANDER'S HAND SLOWLY RISES TO HIS LIPS, his index finger pressed against his closed mouth, signaling for silence. " Shh, Shh…" He quietly hushes the mortal. " Now, who said I was going to kill you? I mean—duh, I'm the hero... after all. I'm no killer, SILLY ! " The room was filled with the sound of Homelander's laughter, but nothing was joyous. The laughter seemed to ooze out from this sinister individual, carrying with it a sense of MALEVOLENCE AND MADNESS. Lies settled at the tip of his tongue, a quick dismissal with his hand as he waved off the other man's plead. 

Slowly, he made his way over to the other man, his hands clasped behind his back, his head cocked to the side as he fixed his gaze upon him. His expression was one of EERIE amusement, with a broad, unsettling grin and a GLINT of mischief in his eyes.

" -- You look familiar... " HOMELANDER SAYS IN A LOW, menacing tone as he slowly circles the other man, his predatory gaze never leaving him. Lost in thought, his eyes flick upwards, as if searching for the answer in the air above. " You are..." He squints one eye, deep in concentration, "...Frenchie, am I right ? " Of course, he's fucking right, but he just loved playing coy. " I know who you are; you are one of William Butcher's friends. Team : take down the supes, am I right ? What ? Did the little puppy lose his owners ? YOU LOST LITTLE BUDDY ? "

[sparethcsympathy]

you know what? "hug or pass" from my starlight @ your homie

SEND IN 'HUG OR PASS' FOR MY MUSE TO ANSWER HONESTLY! — because we need a platonic version of this meme ! || @innerwar

HUG- come on over little missy ! there's always room for hugs from yours truly. we're a team after all, aren't we, starlight ? this will make the homelight shippers squeal like pigs.

[thcrealheroes]

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT." homelander from dark phoenix ( jean grey ) pLS THIS COULD BE SAUR GOod

clearing out memes || @vi0lnt

AN ACCIDENT SHE SAYS ? CURIOUSLY HOMELANDER WOULD SCAN THEIR SURROUNDINGS, DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE. The street was demolished, with no longer a clear path for directions; houses were ablaze, and vehicles totaled, unrecognizable. He imagined this neighborhood used to be decent-looking, one of your suburban-type neighborhoods where everyone knew everyone and got along well. It would be unfortunate if Homelander gave a fuck in the first place. The screaming, the begging for help, what an eye-roll. All this chaos, and she stands in the middle of it all. The older superhero grins at the young woman, looking from the left to the right... she did all this ? Just her ? He doesn't sense other superheroes among them.. so it must be all her. " Wow... " Homelander lets out a low whistle, IMPRESSED, clearly by the damage she has inflicted. Coming forward, stepping over some brunt body he didn't care to acknowledge.

" ... You did all this ? " He uses a finger to signal toward where the most damage was taken. A few witnesses, but he can handle that; in fact, all of this could go away without so much of a TRACE that she was the one who did this. Stops, and now the two of them stand only a few feet apart, flames crackling around them, dancing with the wind; he sees her. " ... An accident ? Really ? All... this ? " She's amusing already, and he enjoys that ! Or, she's telling the truth, which her heart isn't denying... this... was an accident ? ALL OF THIS ? " I have to say... and I'm honest when I say I've never in my life been this impressed until now... you have left me completely speechless. Do you understand how magnificent this is ? I- " Hands laced together behind his back as he approached her slowly; he didn't want to scare her off. He uses his hand to gesture at himself. " My name is Homelander, and I am the leader of the Seven. Who are you ? " 

[thcrealheroes]

" what did you do ? " / starlight to homelander

Some meme I can't find || @vghtsupes

 " What had to be done-- what I always wanted to do... don't feel bad for them, Annie. What they did to me, they would have done to you, to anyone... because it's there-- how did they put it ? Oh, yes, their job. It's their job to place a child in a scalding oven, cranking up the temperature HIGHER & HIGHER ! Even if my flesh didn't burn, that didn't make it hurt any less. Can you believe that ? Even when they heard that child screaming and begging to be let out... pleading to them... crying for help... they just.... " A TURN OF HIS HAND AS IF DEMONSTRATING TO ANNIE WHAT THEY HAD CONTINUED TO DO TO HIM. They didn't care... none of them cared. How dare they apologize to him after all those years.... too little, too late. They deserved it.

At the edge of the balcony, he was peering into the distance. Homelander's icy-blue eyes seem distant and unfocused, reflecting a multitude of emotions that dance across his face, concealing his TRUE FEELINGS. Positioned on the brink of her balcony, his arm falls motionless by his side, rigid like a plank, while he gazes into the vast expanse. His frosty gaze is distant, and his emotions shift through various shades of blue, obscured by inexplicable sentiments—impossible to decipher. He suddenly returns to the present moment, his gaze quickly shifting to Annie as he observes her from his current position. He then glances down at himself, raising his hands in the process. Bloody-stained palms faced him, skin sticky from the gore, and brain matter on his leather boots. " .... They told me I could have left anytime... that it was my FAULT I stayed. I- but they were all I knew; they were my- my family ? I... they were all I had. All I trusted... my innocence was there, and they took that away from me, Annie. I was a monster the MOMENT I WAS BORN. "

 HOMELANDER PAUSES, THE COOL WIND BRUSHING PAST HIM, BLOOD CAPE embedded with the American flag, flowing with the light breeze. " You must wonder.. why did I come here ? " HE CAN'T EXPLAIN why ? WHY- of all places did he come to Annie... looking like this ? He should know this wasn't something she'd want to see, a monster... a monster who loves her. A monster who was out covered in the blood of his victims-- though truthfully, they are nothing near being victims. He was the victim in this story, and he wanted his abusers to pay. To pay for turning him into this- this fucking fucked up individual. THIS IS HIM. This is the Homelander, and he didn't give a fuck... not about the world, no... but he did care about Annie. His sweet Annie.

  It didn't even shock him when he arrived at her balcony like he had done every night for the last year since Annie had left Vought. He showed up, and she'd let him in, regardless of their previous fight, irrespective of where they stood out to the public. They couldn't STAY AWAY from one another- a bond cemented between them will now and forever carry on... part of him knew that's why he came here and thought it felt wrong to have her see him like this... Homelander didn't want to hide from her, even if it meant seeing how ugly he could get. " ....Kitten... do you think I'm a monster ? " 

[thcrealheroes]

“I just want to be alone right now.” / starlight to homelander

390 prompts || @vghtsupes

IT DOESN'T COME TO A SHOCK TO HIM THAT SHE WISHES TO BE ALONE. What shocked him was Annie's reaction—the burst of tears—overwhelmed with emotions. He could practically hear her heart pounding loudly in his ear, the clenching—as if in distress. A BROKEN HEART has never made Homelander feel such guilt. Her fragile heart made him wish he could pick up the pieces like shattered glass, put it together again, and with all his power and all his strength-- repair the damage that had been done to cause such agony to her beating organ. Watching as she sat there on the floor, darkness surrounded her, swallowing her up in its sorrow. Depressing is all he can say of that sight before him. Homelander's typical narcissistic demeanor vanished as he made his way toward her, his countenance becoming soft and his cape swaying gently behind him as he crossed the dimness of her room. Bending down gracefully, he adjusts his cape and then carefully crouches beside the blonde on the floor. 

He heard her, knowing she said she wished to be alone, but deep down he didn't think that was true, nor would that have been a good idea... she seemed lost... LIKE A CHILD. She looked so delicate and human, and not her typical spiritual fighting self. His Annie is ENERGETIC and has a radiant light that can dazzle anyone. As she sat there, it was evident that her inner light had been extinguished, leaving her looking empty and incredibly small. It reminded him of.... his childhood. The memory takes him back to when he was just a little boy, sitting alone in a dimly lit room. He called it the bad room. He remembers wrapping his skinny arms around his legs, pressing them against his chest, and tucking them underneath his chin. The feeling of being alone was more than just a physical state—it carried a profound sense of hopelessness. He remembers feeling that way and never would want Annie to feel such a dreadful thing. He chose to remain where he was, wrapping his arm around her and drawing her close to his side in a protective embrace, feeling a STRONG SENSE of protectiveness towards her vulnerable state. 

" I didn't- " HIS CHEST HEAVED AS A SHAKY SIGH ESCAPED PAST HIS DUAL FLESH, his gaze turning away from Annie as his own tumultuous emotions came into play. Clearing his throat, he gathers her in his arms instead, settling her on his lap to gently cradle her. " - I didn't know... I didn't know... Firecracker had that planned out. If I had known- I would have STOPPED them from releasing.... your information about the-- that..... " His words trailed off as he couldn't express himself. He looked down at her lap for a moment, lost in thought. Then, he slowly turned his piercing blue eyes towards her and finally spoke, " Is it-- was it ours ? The- I'm sorry, I know... I know it was ours I'm just.... can I ask you.... why ? Why did you... "

[sparethcsympathy]

‘  you’re unbelievable.  ’ for Homelander

clearing out inbox || @twiicetheheart

SHE STORMS INTO THE SEVEN'S MEETING ROOM AND the first thing she tells him is that ? Ungrateful, isn't she ? Done so much for her, even increasing her salary by tenfolds ! Because humans are DESPERATE FOR CASH. And she dares scold him as if he were a child. Women. They just don't know when to say THANK YOU.

" And you're still alive, so how about a fucking thank you, Michelle. Or did your parents never teach you manners ? " Homelander ordered every single HUMAN BEING working in his building to be killed but had given strict instructions not to kill the one and only Michelle. Oh, no, not Michelle, not that little missy ! Not when the blonde woman had some secrets of her own to SHARE WITH THE CLASSROOM.

ONE LEG CROSSED OVER THE OTHER, HANDS CLASPED together on his lap as he curiously watches the woman before him. " I could laser, you know... ? Did you forget who I was ? Do I need to remind you ? " The corner of his lips twitch. " And you want to talk about being un-fucking-believable, let's talk about you and Soldier Boy, shall we ! I mean-- WOW ! Dirty, dirty Michelle. You- oh, you are good ! When were you going to tell me you were fucking my father ? "