The Info-Dumpers who Love Characters Website is totally sleeping on the best Info-Dumping Character of All Time:
Jade Daniels, the 17 year-old half-indigenous girl from Stephen Graham Jonesā My Heart is a Chainsaw.
In everyoneās defense, character-driven slow-burn literary fiction that is also a slasher (stab stab šŖšŖš©ø) is a hard genre to sell. Many of us who love one part of this equation donāt love the other.
But Jade has captured my whole chainsaw ā„ļø, and I CANNOT be normal about it. Jade has never met a person at whom she wasnāt willing to spout random facts that they have exhibited no interest in. She can bring ANYTHING back around to connect to her hyperfixation which is, coincidentally, slasher movies. And she is the most vivid, alive, real-to-me protagonist I have ever encountered. Because of the way she hyperfixates and info dumps, not in spite of it. (Which surely says something about me but again, I am among friends on this webbed site!)
Jade makes completely normal, totally hinged choices like:
(When we the audience are first introduced to her) Going up to a group of construction workers having a trash fire in the middle of the night and being like, āIf we were in a slasher right now, this is what the plot line would be. Also, have some random slasher movie facts.ā (Their response: Are you okay? You seem like you are not okay.)
Writing extra credit essays for her history teacher about the tropes and conventions of the slasher genre. For four years. Not what he asked for, but what he got. (These essays are included in the book and are a godsend for those of us who are not already slasher fans! They literally help the reader understand the story beats as they unfold, while simultaneously giving life to Jadeās voice and helping us understand what makes her tick.)
Deciding the New Girl At School has all the qualities of a Final Girl, the slasher film trope in which there is one girl left alive to confront the killer and stop the slasher cycle.
Trying to warn the New Girl At School that she is going to be The Final Girl, by putting a VHS copy of the 1971 slasher Bay of Blood and all of Jadeās slasher extra credit essays in her mailbox. With a note. A note that says that she is going to be The Final Girl in a slasher cycle that seems to be starting up. (Jade is just trying to help! So helpful.)
Of course, the core of this novel is: What is going on with Jade? After all, she actually wants a slasher cycle to start in her town. (She also wants the slasher cycle to be stopped at the proper moment, to ensure that the vengeance of the slasher is balanced by the justice of the Final Girl.) She does not see herself as a possible Final Girl, but she is willing to help the richer, prettier, more appropriate classmate who she thinks is that girl. Why, why, why?
To be clear, the novel does not posit that something must be wrong with a person to be intensely, obsessively interested in something or for that thing to be horror- even slashers! But Jadeās behavior is, like I said, not entirely hinged, even for a slasher fan. Something must be up.
The novel gives us all the clues we need to peel back the layers of whatās really happening, and when truths are revealed, everything just *clicks.* Themes are introduced and then reinforced on multiple levels. There is a bear. š» (The bear is the not the slasher.)
And throughout, Jade gets to be fully-human and fully seven-fucking-teen. Even though she is on the cusp of adulthood, she is still a child, and a wounded one at that. (Her wounds in no way fucking diminish her.)Ā Her judgment is often impaired. Her actions are often questionable. Her hair-dye jobs gets so bad, even she thinks its gross. She is so alive, and so deserving of love. š„¹Ā
I love her.
I would fight for her.
I desperately want to make soup for her, and let her tell me about the Scream franchise (I do not care about the Scream franchise), and give her a safe place to sleep. Even if doing so makes it way more likely that Iām about to get murdered.
Jade Fucking Daniels. My chainsaw-hearted, info-dumping hero protagonist. I salute you, my final girl.
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Hi!!!
Please write a part 2, where Lou faces the consequences of HIS ACTIONS.
Where-
His mother slaps him, in front of everyone, while his father says he is disappointed in him, because they never thought their son would do something like that. They have started considering the mc as their own daughter so they could never imagine that, a boy who would never hurt anyone would hurt the girl he claimed to love the most. His mother says she never wants to see him ever again, with tears streaming down her eyes.
The gods, looked disappointed and somewhat angry. Krioff hands were in fire, ready to get at Tauxolouve, if given the chance. Krioff had started considering mc as his sister, after all they had similarities. He was angry on himself for not being able to save mc sooner.
The King thought of the time when Tauxolouve's birth parents came to him and asked him to let Tauxolouve be adopted by their friends ( Tauxolouve's parents).
Mc was standing there see all this unfold. Was she happy maybe not, but she was certainly relieved.š
Please write a second part these key points.
Yandere Tauxolouve II~ The Outcome
Synopsis: Facing his fate, Tauxolouve is disowned and left a broken man, stripped of all powers, dignity, and title. Looking backā¦ he only wanted to love youā¦ and he hated himself for it.
š©øYandere Masterlistš©ø
Female goldfish! (Primarily Louās POV)
A/n: I LOVE that yāall were able to feel my feelings through this! šš This is my favorite part as a writer. Sure, I love making stories out of the wazoo, But I love forcing emotions onto people!!Ā
Not to be weird, but the way Lou was enjoying MCās tears, I'M ENJOYING YOUR TEARS BECAUSE IāM CRYING TOO. Oh my lord, it hurt so much to write some of these lines. š„ŗ
(Other note: I 100% wrote all of Zyglavisā lines in Neuvilletteās voice. Itās engrained in my head now.)Ā
āWord Count: 2,945ā
His dull eyes stared across the barren cell, only observing the wall before him. It was blankā¦ Much like the walls of his room before you walked into his life. It was an unavoidable fate, wasn't it? Ever since he first saw the vision of him killing youā¦ he thought it was some form of cruel irony. He did everything in his power to stop it from becoming a reality. Butā¦ in the endā¦ it was all inevitable.
You were the only bright spark in his life; you made him see that it was all worth living while there was still time left. Still, all the times he saw his death, it made him want to hold you all the tighter.Ā
Tighter. And tighter. And tighter.Ā
Until he had no choice but to watch you walk away in the arms of another god. His heart clenched again. You should have been his. Up until the very end of his existence, you should have been his. Even now, locked away in a cell, stripped of his powers, reflecting on how wrong it was for him to love you like this, he still wanted you.Ā
The other gods were right, he certainly was a pathetic god; but he was only so pathetic for you. You were the cruel one for rejecting his love. He would have done anything for you, and you turned your back on his love. Was it wrong, too, for him to think that this was all your fault? You should have picked another god to protect you from those dark godsā¦ if this was what you were going to do to Tauxolouve.
Tauxolouve resented how things got to this point. If you had just behaved like you were supposed toāno. If you hadnāt hung all over the other gods the way you always didā¦ Maybe then his sanity would have been salvageable. Butā¦ it was his fault too for giving into your sinful human temptations. He couldnāt help but ponder if this was why loving a human was considered a sinā¦Ā
Perhaps this was why his father was cast out of the Heavens as well. It seemed that Tauxolouve was just destined to follow in his father's footsteps.Ā
Footsteps echoed through the barren prison, before stopping outside the bars of Tauxolouveās cell. Taking a glance up, Leon had come to retrieve him from his cell already. Had such time passed that they were ready to judge him?Ā
Leon and Tauxolouve stared at each other for a solemn moment before Leon bluntly announced, āItās time.ā
Tauxolouve didnāt respond, simply nodding his head and following Leon obediently as his cell was opened. He was being treated like a prisoner, as expected, but it wasnāt like he didnāt deserve any of this. He could admit to his faults at this point. He hated himself for everything he had and everything he lost.Ā
However, if there was one thing he could avoid, it would have to be facing you. He didnāt want to see you again, however strange that might have seemed for someone so obsessed with you. Despite how possessed and obsessive Tauxolouve was, he knew the carnal urge to have you was all too fresh in his soul. He loved you, and so he was a danger to you.Ā
It was best to get this over with, he decided as he followed Leonās footsteps to the Department of Punishments.Ā
Whispers followed him. Rumors of his deeds met his ears, having spread like wildfire across the Heavens. He loathed these gossiping gods as much as he loathed himself. He loathed- Noā¦ He loved you.Ā
He wanted to resist looking at you, but the minute he caught sight of you across the courtroom, he flinched. Seeing you in his motherās arms, he couldnāt help but long for it to be him comforting you.Ā
Leon stepped forward, blocking Tauxolouveās view, giving a pointed look at the younger demigod. He had no sympathy as he ushered Tauxolouve in the opposite direction from you, being directed into the defendantās stand; though, he knew there was nothing to defend against. This entire trial was just for appearances and formalities sake; Tauxolouve was unquestionably guilty.Ā
Zyglavisā eyes lingered on Tauxolouve for a brief moment. There werenāt any obvious emotions on his face, as expected of an impartial judge. Still, his thoughts were none too pleasant; such was the vibe in the room. Inclining his head, he addressed the court, āNow that all parties are present and accounted for, the trial shall begin.ā Assessing the room, Zyglavis noted that Tauxolouveās gaze was focused on you. Zyglavisā sharp eyes narrowed. āTauxolouve, I ask that you remain focused, please.ā
Regardless of Zyglavisā sharp command, Tauxolouve hardly paid any attention as Zyglavis listed his crimes and recounted what had to have been your description of events. His eyes were locked on you the entire time, though you refused to even glance at him. He hated how you were staring at Zyglavis. The thought of you having eyes for anyone else drove him madā¦
His mind was so preoccupied with thoughts of stealing you away once again, he didnāt register that he was being addressed until Zyglavis loudly interrupted his train of thought. āTauxolouve, I will ask you again. If you have nothing truthful to add in your defenseā¦ā He paused, the tension growing in the room. āDo you plead guilty?ā
The court waited with bated breath.Ā
After a minute of thick, suffocating silence, Tauxolouve replied, āI do.ā
āThen our verdict is suchā¦ā Zyglavis announced to the court, āTauxolouve, ex-god of Sagittarius, is guilty of all confirmed charges. As decreed by the King of the Heavens himself, Tauxolouve shall be stripped of his godhood and exiled from the Heavens. In accordance with the severity of his crimes regarding human life and death, a curse of eternity shall be placed upon him.ā Inclining his head, he briskly concluded, āCourt is adjourned.ā
With Zyglavis as the judge, things went exceptionally smooth. Any quarrels or arguments were swiftly silenced, and the entire trial started and ended in a timely manner. Finally, after it was all said and done, it was time for the punishment to be fulfilled. The Zodiac gods and select other gods were gathered before the Kingās throne. Tauxolouve was going to be dealt with at last.
While waiting on the Kingās appearance, you unexpectedly approached Zyglavis and he regarded you curiously. Aside from the quiet chatter around the room, everything else was quiet. Your voice was no exception as you timidly inquired, āIām not familiar with divine sentencesā¦ but you said heād be exiled and cursed. What does that mean?ā
Zyglavisā eyebrows were furrowed, as if he were conflicted over something. Still, he answered, āThese types of punishments were decided long ago for such sins involving humans, as well as the natural cycle of living things. The curse will allow his soul to be placed on the wheel of rebirth, forever as a human; however, he will retain his memories as a god. He will be forced to suffer with his sin for an eternity.āĀ
āHeāll be reincarnated on Earthā¦ā You slowly repeated, āwith his memories of me?ā
āWe considered that this could be a danger to you,ā Zyglavis quietly agreed with your unspoken concerns. āBut this is the Kingās final decision, and weāre reassured that Earth is much too big a place for him to find you. But as for our negligence to your situationā¦ā He trailed off, his hand gently landing on your head. His goal was to comfort you with this minimal affection in front of the other gods. āYou will have our blessings as Zodiac Gods. Once this punishment is finally complete, there will be no further threat to your freedom or your life.ā
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Seeing you share hushed words with Zyglavis infuriated Tauxolouve more than he cared to imagine it would. But all he could do was watch the scene take place, his heart clenching with pain. Was watching all he could do? After all, the minute Zyglavisā hand came into contact with your head, he lost his composure.Ā
Seeing that something was off, Karno called out quietly, āLou-ā
āDonāt touch her~ā Tauxolouve interrupted Karnoās concerned call. In an instant, his arms were wrapped around you, pulling you away from Zyglavis before the god had a chance to move. It was almost as if Tauxolouve were trying to shield you away from the other gods, when it should have been the opposite way around.Ā
The gods panicked at the situation that came up so suddenly. They never should have left any open space between you and Tauxolouve. However, they were fortunate to have the right people with them to defuse the situationāor at least help out in ways the zodiac gods couldnāt.
Tears had already started to well up in your eyes, but to keep you from panicking and feeling trapped, Tauxolouveās mother, Sofia, was holding your arms firmly. For the moment, they were all trying their best to remain calm and collected. āLouieā¦ā She struggled to say, āLet go of her.ā Tauxolouve and Sofia stared into each otherās eyes, but it was as if Tauxolouve was searching for something heād never find. āItās too lateā¦āĀ
Tauxolouve was clutching desperately onto you. In his mind, he would rather die with you than die alone and suffer fate the way they had planned it for him. Tears welled in his eyes in sheer desperation as his nose nuzzled into your hair. āI canātā¦ā He admitted, his voice cracking. āI just wanted to love herā¦ I didnāt want things to end like this. But I couldnāt stop itā¦ā
Tauxolouveās father, Nasir, placed a hand on his shoulder, quietly ushering, āJust let go; thatās the only way you can fix this.ā They had to make Tauxolouve release you calmly, lest they put you in a worse situation.Ā
Your eyes were wide as you felt tears dripping above your head. Tauxolouve was already suffering for what heād done, and he wasnāt even exiled yetā¦Ā
You hoarsely whispered, āLouā¦ā
Tauxolouveās eyes widened as he loosened his grip on you. Between his parentās gentle coaxing and your quiet plea, he was able to see the pain that surrounded him. He whispered into your ear, āIām sorryā¦ for everythingā¦āĀ
His grip had loosened enough to where you were pulled away from him by Sofia, and Tauxolouve was again forced away from you, restrained by the other gods.Ā
Sofia held you against her chest like a child, caressing your head as you numbly cried without registering the tears that fell. You never expected Tauxolouve to apologize like that. For that one, brief moment, he sounded like he meant it. What was more than that, he sounded burdened by tremendous guiltāas if his actions were finally registering in his head. You couldnāt help but wonderā¦ Was he finally hurting as much as he had hurt you?
āWhat were you thinking?ā Sofia suddenly snapped. Finally, after having seen his seeming obsession for herself, she seemed to lose her composure.Ā
Seeing her reaction, Huedhaut instinctively reached out to comfort you in her place as she approached her son. After all, this was going to be their last time to speak.Ā
However, no one was expecting her to slap Tauxolouveā¦
The loud smack made everything fall silent, your sniffled the only quiet sound being made in the large throne room.Ā
Nasir held onto Sofia for comfort, though the two of them were both clearly torn, expressing it in different ways. āWe never thought our son would do something like this,ā he solemnly said. āWe didnāt want to believe it, even after watching the trial. If only we didnāt have to see the evidence right in front of our eyesā¦ā His eyebrows furrowed in frustration, yet remaining calm as he expressed himself. āWeāre unfathomably disappointed in you.ā
Sofia, heartbroken by Tauxolouveās actions, shockingly announced, āNo son of ours would have ever done the things youāve done to this poor young lady. Our Louie would have never hurt anyoneā¦ especially the girl he claimed to love most.ā Her eyes flickered to the ground, and it was clear that their words implied that Tauxolouve was being disowned. Tears were streaming down her delicate face as she uttered, āI never want to see youā¦ ever againā¦ Tauxolouveā¦ā
These words were breaking Tauxolouve bit by bit. Hearing Sofia say his full name was so foreign to himā¦ it didnāt sound right. None of this was right.Ā
He wasnāt right.Ā
His guilt melded into hateā¦ hate for himself and his actions. Butā¦ he still sought your love and forgiveness, because that was all that mattered in his mind. āIām sorry!ā Despite his sudden struggling, he failed to pull out from the arms of Leon and Krioff. ā(NAME)!ā He wanted you to look at him. Time was running out. Why werenāt you looking at him?! ā(NAME), Iām sorry!ā Why? Why wouldnāt you even glance his way? He wanted to scream.Ā
Watching the scene empathetically, the gods were just as disappointed in Tauxolouve as Nasir and Sofia. It was clear that everyone had higher expectations for him. He shattered their reality. Seeing what heād done to you pissed all of them off, and there was no apologizing for that. All the Zodiac gods cared for you; that was no secret. So it was fairly obvious the harsh reaction one would receive if anyone were to hurt you. Tauxolouve had irreparably hurt the one person they all agreed to protectā¦Ā
Krioff, who had much in common with you, had even started considering you as his sister. The guilt in his chest festered into a hot anger at the thought of not having been able to save you sooner. They all should have known better when you suddenly stopped making appearances in the mansion with all of them. They really failed youā¦
Hell, even the King of the Heavens was displeased with this turn of eventsāhowever much he knew it was inevitable to happen. He knew the dangers of allowing a demigod to join the pantheon. Tauxolouve never had the constitution of a god to avoid his sinful nature.Ā
Stillā¦ he had pitied Tauxolouveās parents when they brought this demigod infant before him, pleading for his protectionā¦
He could no longer uphold that promise.Ā
Revealing himself amongst the gods, his presence settled the chaos by forcing silence to fall upon everyone.
Apathetically, he looked down upon the gods gathered there, before his unforgiving gaze landed on Tauxolouve. āIt is time. There is no need for you to say your farewells to the gods here, nor this human. You will live with your sins for eternity and have no solace in redemption, nor forgiveness. Thereforeā¦ I hereby cast you out.ā
A bright light suddenly overtook everything in the room, and for a moment, your tears stopped overflowing. This bright light was so warm and comforting all around you. For the first time in months, you felt like it was all over. Your soul felt at peace. Maybe it was the blessings of the King and the 11 Zodiac gods present, or maybe it was just the sudden relief hitting you.Ā
You recalled Zyglavisā words from earlierā¦ You were finally free.
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