#🪷 fern talking

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the fact that this is how he draws things (albeit with a stick in sand). you say it's simple and i call it Being Small

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evidence gathered! now, friendos, allow me to introduce my semi-embarrassed writing of the following topic:

"rock paper scissors, to me somehow has very agere coded protagonists and i'm asking you to hear me out - coming from a person who's only ever seen one person in the main tag agere posting"

don't mind paper. he's a bit awkward about it

(mentioned episodes i got info from came from a google drive! i'm happy to dm the link for anyone interested, anxious abt posting it out in public very sorry)

anywho, let me begin

Getting basics out of the way:

- The show's about the aforementioned protagonists (Rock, Paper + Scissors) who're all roommates also i think they're in a poly relationship but that's another story

- They get up to whatever chaos they can, and things always seem to take a chaotic twist. Be that through overconfidence or insecurities

- All in all it's a fun time, even if some stuff could be seen as flaws to other people

now let's get into the fun stuff! why i think they're all small

EXHIBIT A: ROCK

- He actively calls himself whimsical ("I wanted a hot air balloon because I'm whimsical!" or smth close to that)

- Described often as "like a child" - friendly fellow, naive at times. They say that and I hear "regressor who's comfortable enough with his peers to regress openly"

- ⬆️ Related-ish, often seen going off on his own adventures and having his own form of fun (not that he isn't keen on his friends' view of fun)

- Described as a mediator who can understand who his roommates are deep down and explain why they're doing stuff that they do. very experienced in the smallness business

- All in all very small fellow! Wants to have fun and have his friends get along even if his emotions get a bit outta control sometimes

EXHIBIT B: PAPER

- BUDDY. HE'S SMALL.

- He really wants to be smart (since his family is apparently all high-achieving) but struggles with it. such stress calls for smallness methinks!

- He gets frustrated a lot, see the above point

- Does at least seemingly relax and have some form of downtime with his pals when he's not all stressed out

- absolutely a "small when stressed / tired" guy. trust me on this

- THIS WHOLE SCENE IN THE WEEKEND STORY (+ the buildup)

- I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S ➡️➡️➡️⬆️ A SMALL GUY i mean they both are but stilll

- I think he mentioned in some episode that he got bullied when he was younger?

- Overall Paper is a guy who's doing his best but it's hard and he just gets stressed out and angry and it boils over into smallness

EXHIBIT C: SCISSORS

- canonical dad issues and it makes sense he might want to have another chance of a childhood. poor lad

- always tries to be cool but is just pretty insecure deep down even when Rock + Paper have their own "things". like paper, such stress calls for smallness

- Seems like a little who's proud and chaotic at his core, but he shuts down quick if he thinks he's messed up even a bit. fortunately his roommates are far better father figures than what his likely was

- also probably the last to willingly admit his own smallness? I imagine Rock admitted it naturally which then prompted Paper to accidentally slip a few days afterwards (making him open up), and then Scissors finally decided to be open too when it clicked that his pals would get it

- I'm sorry i have less points for him

In conclusion! Small roommates. my god i feel so embarrassed writing this but i'm willing to let people hear me out on this if they wish

also if that one person i mentioned at the start sees this uh hello! you aren't alone friend

anyways have a good dayy

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Right, where to start!

🪷 You can call me Fern! If that's familiar then you'll likely recognize me from my other agere blog, which I'm not abandoning for the reason below.

🪷 This is more so a separate agere blog! While my other one will stay more towards object shows, this one will be for my wider palette of interests - mainly Cookie Run, but hey. Who knows what else could show up?

🪷 As follows for my other blog, I'm not comfortable with a/b/d/l related things following or interacting. Just... you stay in your little corner, okay?

🪷 I'm always pretty happy to talk about whatever, really. Inbox is open for general chats or headcanons or whatever you do, I'm not picky as long as it's SFW and such.

🪷🪻TAG LIST🪻🪷

🪷 fern talking - Regular posts.

🪷 fern creativity - Art and writing related stuff.

🪷 fern ideas - Headcanon related things.

🪷 fern conversation - Replying to asks or reblogging things as part of a chat.

If I have to add more, I'll do my best to update this.

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crk casually posted a silly teaser frame of the lcs finale tomorrow aaand yep

*points* cream uni cg + carrow / affo squabbling playmates agenda when

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the lcs finale was so sweet actually (spoilers below)

this is just 100% CG coded and I politely refuse to be told otherwise

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recently (like 5 minutes ago) got so hooked on the idea of cg madeline like. c'mon look at the guy

he'll just do anything whatsoever to keep his pals feeling good like. can and will eat vegetables to prove they aren't bad, checks virtually anywhere for 'monsters' at night even if it's ridiculous (he's a paladin for crying out loud), just play along with any pretend nonsense going on. he would be so cool man