#''Piss yourself'' gurl what 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fenharel-archived]

omg durge who embraced bhaal but didnt take over the netherbrain probably has the most fucked up epilogue huh

[chuuyascumsock]

HII

Okay so first of all(to your disappointment im sure)/jk chuuya actually wasnt on my brain during the exam😔

Also also

OMG

Send denial chan my way

Ill frick them up! (with my words and intellectual insults i learned from instagram😭;becauseee i cannot fight for shittt)

Also also

🪷 WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK WAS THAT(good)

And lemme say i would neverrrr condone that behavior irl,

BUT HOLY SHIZZBIT FICTION IS A LAWLESS LAND COS OOHHHH LAWDDDD THAT WAS ACTUALLY LOW KEY/(very high key)

HOT AS FUCKK AND THE COURT TALK???? GURL I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABT THE LAW(criminal law i mean😭)

BUT AHHHHHHHH

ALSO YOUR ADDITION KILLED ME.

He would absolutely be smug as he leaves you fuckin unraveled!

Also imagine if they actually go with the case (chuuyas lowkey pissed, but the sx was good so he’s also not that mad but he also is cos well…you kinda lied)

But then in court your arguments and performance (LIKE THE THING THE DEFENDANT DOES TO PUT THE BAD GUY IN JAIL) isnt nearly enough to convict chuuyas subordinate.

So after the trial,he pulls you into an old unoccupied office and fuckin rails you hard as a little thank you☺️🫶

Imagine him fucking you dumb while his breathy voice plays in your ear, “had me fooled for a second doll…didnt think you’d *thrust* hold up your *thrust* end of the *thrust* bargain~”

And when you’re so out of if as he says “what do you have to say for yourself defendant?”

And you wrap your arms around his neck before saying, “sorry your honour id like to plead not guilty by reason of insanity” as you kiss him hard,his grip on your hips tightening as you two make out.

The law books in the shelves around you watch you in horror but honestly,right then you feel too good to give a fuck about the law. The only law that matters is the law of attraction and by God are you attracted to this walking weapon of a man~

(I hope i made a nice little contribution to the horny bandwagon🫡)

Also as always,slay safe and stay safe and may your exams go better too🥲

-🧀

NOOOO, CHUUYA WASN’T ON YOUR MIND? DISHONOR. DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW—

Denial-Chan has been spamming me with nice silly lil messages cause they’re in love with me :)

THE “What do you have to say for yourself, defendant?” WHILE REARRANGING YOUR GUTS PART IS KILLING ME CAUSE I JUST VISUALLY HEARD THAT IN MY BRAIN IN HIS VOICE AHHHH 😳

Also thank you, but I have a deep feeling in my girl balls that I’m going to fail my exams LMAO <3 Keep on w/ your studies though. Fuck that college up (unspecified whether I mean sexually or violently).

[makesmewishiwasyou]

why cant my boyfriend love me for what i am, he literally gets pissed because i have a 6 GAUGE SEPTUM RING even tho i had it B4 WE GOT TOGETHER LIKE WHAAAT 😭😭

he also gets pissed when i go to goth nights because he doesnt like me talking to the other people there but i only really talk to a handful of people AND its the one day every month i can let loose, be myself, not eat, and smoke w my other goth friendsss. its the only sense of community i have

AND HE STRAIGHT UP SAID HE HATES THE MUSIC AND THE CLOTHES AND THE MAKEUP AND EVERYTHING- like gurl u KNEW i was goth and u knew what you were getting yourself into why are you switching up now