#'You were nearly orphaned several times today. updating the will before I return to Italy!'

[thedeafprophet]

me: * peacefully walking home at my extersion to the grocery store on a lovely sunny day *

my mom messaging me out of the blue after not hearing from her for a bit: oh by the way the whole group on the trip caught norwalk after i caught it, and your dad ended up getting it to and we ended up having to stay in some seedy hotel because he was too sick to drive and then we barely made it to our next location

my mom: but we're doing better now

me: ......