#'sorry your dad is a fucking idiot chayanne'

[ratatoier]

phil ran back to the empty room with chayanne's floatie to apologize. im ill.

[greaterspawnislands]

He had apologized to Chayanne for this already, back in the bleak maze of andesite and quartz, unable to reach his son's treasured floatie: "I'm sorry your dad's a fucking idiot, Chayanne." And he was, wasn't he? Maybe not an idiot for failing to work through whatever puzzle was inside the maze—even Cellbit had seemed to hit a dead end—but certainly an idiot now, for allowing himself to be tricked so easily, for allowing himself to be led out here without a backup plan.  Shuddering sobs overcome every breath Phil tries to take until his lungs grow painfully tight with tears. Phil's knees slam against the smooth and shining quartz as his legs give out from underneath him, cracking painfully against the hard surface. His arms cross to wrap around his waist until they reach his folded wings underneath his black jacket, fingers curling into the clipped feathers there and tensing around the shafts. "Enjoy the island, enjoy the... no, no, no, no," Phil repeats himself, like a mantra, though he's not sure whether he's pulling himself back from the brink of some regrettable action or if he's still in stark disbelief at his own foolishness. "My eggs... where are my eggs?"

hi um my brain wouldn't shut the fuck up until i wrote an immediate aftermath here you go. please reblog yay yippee wheeee

[karmaduck1]

Philza: Sorry your dad is a fucking idiot, Chayanne.

STOP, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO US...

[chayanneupdates]

QSMP Day 177

[Chayanne Missing: Day 7]

[🐣] Chayanne is mentioned on Philza's stream title!

[❔] He doesn't miss his son at all /sar

PHILZA: my babies :(

[🐣] Philza is taking potato crates and a skull head to the event to represent Chayanne! He plans to place them where the event happens

[🐣] Missa found out about Chayanne missing!

MISSA: No no no, this is a joke. I was planning a nice place to play with Chayanne. (The amusement park)

MISSA: This can't be right. Chayanne used to play this way, you know? (as in hiding)

[🐣] A book has been found that describes a story of 12 eggs in a labyrinth...

only 2 out of the 12 eggs survived.

[🐣] They found Chayanne's floatie in one of the rooms

Philza spoke to the duckie and tried to get past the barrier blocks to get to the floatie

PHILZA: sorry your dad's a fucking idiot, Chayanne

PHILZA: I will hold on onto this picture. It's the last thing I have of Chayanne.

[🐣] Philza was led to some coordinates by a book he found. He was then led to a building where you could see Chayanne's duckie along with this book.

Cucurucho's "ha ha ha" was then heard along with Philza screaming to give his children back.