If we were bakers at the barracks and gave the Ghosts a piece of their favorite cake, how do you think they would react? (You could include Elías, okay I won't let it go 😭) Pleaseee 💓💓
The Boo Crew and yummy cake? 🍰🍰🍰Let's go!
Merrick: (A good German chocolate cake slice) He would be very appreciative of it as it's a bit of a comfort dessert of his. If you gave him a slice of this, he would definitely hug you.
Keegan: (A delicious red velvet cake slice) Keegan would be surprised that you made this for him as he's never told anyone that he likes it. He would be delighted. "Aww, thank you sweetheart!" The red staining on his lips would make you feel things.
Logan: (Tied and true piece of moist chocolate cake) Logan would be so happy you got him a piece of chocolate cake it's simple but it's a big thing for him. He might get so happy about it that he gives you a little smooch on the cheek.
Hesh: (A seductive piece of Black Forest cake). A cake that matches his nature- a good balance between the familiar but not without a little edge. Give Hesh a piece of this and you've captured his heart... Plus, he'd be surprised that you actually made it.
Kick: (Motherfuckin' tres leches cake). Kick would be so taken aback, in a good way, if you could pull off this challenging cake to make. If you can get the moisture level just right he'll love you to death.
Elias: (A smooth, silky, and rich slice of vanilla cake) Aww, sweet Elias. Sure, this is a no frills cake but it's sweet just like him. Give him a slice of this and watch his eyes light up that you thought of him enough to make this and give it to him.
hello hello! my name is frills and welcome to my blog dedicated to eah. i've been a huge fan of the series ever since i was little kid and i finally caved to create a space for shouting out my thoughts. also im insane about apple white and rapple they are the doomed toxic yuri
respectfully, please dni if you post primarily nsfw, proship/comship content, or hate apple white. no shaming here i'd simply like to not engage in that kind of material. however, if you're a terf then jump off of a cliff <3
tags i use:
꒰ 🍰 ꒱ ── tea time (talking)
꒰ 🎀 ꒱ ── the fairest (reblogs)
꒰ 🩷 ꒱ ── enchanting (my favorites)
꒰ 🌸 ꒱ ── my artwork (if i do draw!)
꒰ 💭 ꒱ ── my storybooks (if i do write!)
꒰ 💌 ꒱ ── warm regards (asks)
02. favorite main character, side-character, ship, and villain?
03. which characters do you think deserve better? which characters do you think deserve less?
04. what are your favorite episodes/scenes?
05. favorite minor character? like barely a fraction of the fandom acknowledges them but you adore them?
06. what are your favorite and least favorite skins?
07. best dynamic in the series? like, whenever these characters are onscreen your brain just explodes?
08. alternatively, what's a dynamic you really want to see in canon?
09. personal bias aside, who do you think is the best written character and why?
10. what is your ideal ending for the series?
11. do you have a rewrite, character reinterpretations/redesigns, or any aus? if so, is there anything you'd like to talk about or snippets you want to share?
12. which roleplay, excluding minecraft diaries and mystreet, is your favorite? (my inner demons, mod mod world, meteora valley, etc.)
13. have your sentiments towards any characters/ships changed over time? (for instance, you didn't care for them at all but now you're obsessed with them, or you used to love them but it's faded over time.)
14. if you could choose an opening and ending theme for the series, what would it be?
15. alternatively, if you could choose a theme song/ost for your favorite character, what would it be?
16. favorite blogs, artists, and writers?
17. any headcanons you're attached to?
18. is there anything about the fandom you dislike?
19. which character would you like to cosplay as?
20. you can only change one plotline in the entire canon—what would it be and how would you alter it?
21. have you ever had a crush on any of the characters? (and do you still have one?)
22. who's the character that you most identify with and why?
23. you get to design an official aphmau game! assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would that look like? (for example, a visual novel, TTRPG, fighting game, etc.)
24. if you could design your own line of merch, assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would you choose?
25. aphmau got a cafe collaboration! what food/drink do you think your favorite characters would be?
26. you're tasked with writing an official side story/spin-off roleplay (like void paradox, mermaid tale, upside-down story, etc), what would that look like?
27. what's something really interesting that you wished canon decided to explore more? alternatively, what's something interesting that you wished the fandom acknowledged more?
28. if you could ask jess one question about the series and recieve a direct answer, what would it be?
imo i feel like michi is one of the most characters who desperately deserves to be rewritten.
she's a very clearly dark-skinned woman and the second meif'wa we're introduced to in an arc tackling meif'wa discrimination. despite this, there's a baffling dialogue choice where aphmau could've ignored michi's confession that she was a victim of attempted slave trafficking and instead snark about the death of her mother. yeah, aph that's the thing you should be hung up on and not that there's apparently a market for slavery.
(and michi's backstory is given no meaningful significance after this and the only meif'wa who face onscreen discrimination are the humans.)
and then—plot twist!—the dark-skinned character who doubles as species minority in-universe and a victim of attempted slave trafficking is revealed to be a slave trader. i feel like i shouldn't have to explain why that's just blatantly awful in so many ways.
everytime someone complains about michi i have to bury my face in my arms because no you don't get it my girl is such a clear victim of bad writing. there's so many better directions her character could've went than "nya~ i want to ruin laurmau and sell kids~"
imo i think someone should run an aphmau-confessions account so we can get some actual controversial opinions. some of you will fumble over yourselves to say, "i don't like the love triangle" and it's like ??? daring today, aren't we
rebirth makes my head spin because gosh i can see all of the dominoes that were being lined up.
after visher's death, aphmau darkly says she wants whoever killed him "gone," and then ironically becomes acquainted with his murderer a few days after.
at the same time, aphmau developes a budding friendship with zenix, who we know ends up betraying the village.
zenix would probably join a shadow knight group with gene and sasha, all of who aphmau would have a personal vendetta against and would want to hunt down. this would cause conflict with garroth who'd want to protect zenix, and set the stage for the introduction of dante who's also searching for his brother.
and gene's connected with zane, who sent the order to kill visher, and the shadow lord. without even meeting them properly it already sets up aphmau inevitably going against the major villains of the series. it's so good guys.
i'm still in awe of how they rewrote aphmau for rebirth because god it's so good. like, she's a goddess's reincarnated vessel summoned to the world without their memories??? i'm biting my fist man that's such a great way of retooling aphmau's identity as a letsplayer who spawned into their world to begin a playthrough.
and i love the added mystery of her markings for the new fans to puzzle over and the hint she knew garroth from her past life and watching her develope into her own person and
it's still shocking to me that as a kid i considered zanvis to be the second most popular mlm ship to garrance a half-decade ago and now it's kinda fizzled out. i was never obsessed but i miss them
see at first i was like "aw, i wouldn't block someone because they don't like michi, that's absurd 🩷" but actually the joy i feel from bonking people to the shadow realm for not liking my special princess supercedes that. nothing personal kid just do your thing where i can't see it
does it ever drive you crazy that zoey is 900 years old, a child when irene still walked the earth, and that she might've longed to have a family of her own but couldn't because she loved women. how she'd gotten her wish with aphmau, levin, and malachi but was doomed to watch them grow old and die. except that she then sacrificed her immortality and could age alongside them. do you ever—