#( ask — clive )

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Are we allowed to wear fursuits to prom

Sincerely someone who may end up coming to prom as a Leafeon (in formal attire of course) if it's allowed

Coming to prom as a Pokémon… kids have such creativity nowadays!

Yes, but please make sure you can see on the dance floor! And are able to have something to eat or drink. Even Leafeon should be able to enjoy the hors d'oeuvre! And according to Penny, these suits apparently “sweat like a [expletive]”.

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pulling an entire wooloo over your eyes??????????????????

You can see why I would be concerned, an entire Wooloo is quite heavy!

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PSA: Don't eat the random colorful sushi at Casseroya.

They aren't sushi.

Well, they look exactly like sushi.

WHAT I MEAN IS THAT THEY ARE POKEMON CALLED TATSUGIRI.

I got Dragon Pulse'd to the face.

Ah, new to Paldea, friend? That's how they sucker in their prey, so you know they're doing a great job at being Tatsugiri!

...And you're doing a great job at being prey.

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Do pardon me, but I wonder what afterschool clubs and activities might be available at Naranuva?

— Asking for a friend, @littleledyba

Why, we have just about everything you could imagine! Academic societies such as literature, business, and coding clubs, just about all of the sports (though we don’t have Unovan football), hobbyist groups, and my favorite, the Pokémon clubs!

The Starter Society is a group of students dedicated to caring for future first partner Pokémon, for instance, and we do have a basic battle club, as well as plenty of general Pokémon fan/enthusiast clubs! We even have a Swablu-watching club for students who like to travel the city and look out for the little birds…

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

hey clive have you ever played a practical joke on someone?

Of course I have! Why, in my youth, I managed to shovel out the front of our house in Circhester… and move all of the snow directly in front of our front door. With the help of Beleth, of course!

Far less so nowadays, however. Tomfoolery isn’t becoming of a role model student such as myself! 🫡

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Cliiiiive, when do we return to classes, this is urgent

Ah, yes, of course! That would be... the 26th. "AKA" this upcoming Monday.

...I still have syllabuses to approve. Do I not. Excuse me while I go and lock myself in a room for the next week completing our pre-semester workload... though I am still incredibly accessible for any new students who wanna have a little chit-chat! Most certainly!

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*Chicken dance music*

Oh, yes, Penny did send me a video of that last night… is that some sorta new trend? Your guy Clive has gotta get on that!

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

I'll order a lifetime supply of Fuecoco please

That'll be one Fuecoco, then! Did you know there are records of Skeledirge living over 100 years when traveling with humans? Nature is "LIT".

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Oh, oh, I know this one! “Lost”, right?

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Let them do crime.

Thank you for your inquiry! We’ve done some thinking and we can let this Tatsu do one Thief. Of our hearts. 💖

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

How do you sign up to become a student at this school?

Simple! All you gotta do is go to our website, fill out our online application during open application season (it's open a few times a year for different seasons, so keep your peepers open!), pay the application fee (or email us for a fee waiver, we are happy to let those rain 🌧️💸), get a recommendation from someone in your intended field (whether that's battle studies, the sciences, a specific area of general studies or humanities, etc... ask us for the deets), conduct a virtual Varoom interview, wait a few weeks for our application committee to do their thing (it's rolling admissions, so the earlier you "roll up" the better), and then, voila! See? Incredibly simple and not at all complicated.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

The rizzlerrrr

Somehow, the name feels like a rejected Crobatman villain... would a "rizzler" be going around using their "rizz" instead?

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Hey clive have you ever heard of that girl that caught a slugma?

Ah, yes. Penny told me about that story. (And several people here.) Have you heard about the dude who caught a Gulpin?

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Clive, some people put bacon on ice cream.

I believe I can see that as a topping you can choose the amount of. Salty-sweet. A timeless classic. But “Oops! All Ranch”?

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(@obletadetective) Salutations! Are there any mysteries you perhaps are in need of solving? -Vinarch

Hm. Mysteries. Well, we have plenty in a school setting! Lots of students looking for their lost items if that’s your “angle”.

What else… well, we’ve got the mystery of where our students keep getting legendary Pokémon from! Or maybe the mystery of why students’ sandwiches seem to keep attracting shiny little fellows? I’d say the pencil mystery, but that one’s quite nicely wrapped in a little bow…

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Why does everyone and their mother in Paldea keep trying to go to the crater?

Top 10 questions science cannot answer, anon.

(The real answer is that it seems like an "exciting" adventure, with lots of "rare Pokémon". Unfortunately, the only thing the vast majority of trainers are going to "catch" is Iron Hands's... hands.)