#( dash memes. )

[heavens-sin]

𝐃𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨?

Kiss Kneel down Ravish Bang

[mielmoto]

mmm my laptop's desktop has less on it than my main pc but disney prince diluc is a plus (art by @BeaCascabel on tumblr/twitter)

also this laptop Cannot run genshin but i have, indeed, tried anyway (at some point)

[adamsappl]

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of?

warfare and strategy

prideful and ambitious, your followers come to you for guidance and luck in battles they feel are too much for them. you embody the bravery and bloodlust of warfare and the battle intelligence for strategy and leadership. your patience tends to thin around those who don’t respect you or question your intelligence and strength.

[highevara]

lady of highever vs grey warden

[deathleadsarc]

what's your role in the tragic play?

misunderstood villain

prepare for an onslaught of both the most dehumanizing and hateful takes, and flood of thirst comments. you are chronically misunderstood. whether or not you're actually evil is debatable. you may be acting out for revenge, to defend someone you love, or even just to protect yourself. you're a pretty jaded person. you don't trust or even really like most people. maybe you did at one point. but that part of you is gone, and you don't go a single day without grieving it.

you think a lot about what your life could have been. you're stuck in the past. you're angry and maybe you don't even want to be, but this is the only way you can see to survive. you're open, but less in a trusting way and more like a wound. you don't like to let people see you, but the hurt spills out of you before you can stop it. you're impulsive, even as you try hard to plan and prepare. maybe someday your side of the story will finally be heard. until then, you can convince yourself that being hated is safer anyway.

tagged by: @wolvensden (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝) / ty tagging: @hmrtia ,  @flameleads , @galeleads  ,  @areapermostcapricious ,  @numberjack , @killerhubby , @terestris , @hymnblood , @flambace ,@enavant, @fractise

[skullfnged]

what is your place in the royal court?

THE KING.

you hold yourself above the rest; a heavy crown on your head, you consider yourself a step above, the sole decision maker, the one in control. but, is your power only an illusion? take heed, your majesty, the crowds would cheer your beheading fervently as they cheer your speeches.

tagged by: @newfngs

[leatherforhell]

REPOST & LIST 6 SONGS THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.

ㅤㅤI DON'T TAKE INSULTS LIGHTLY by madds buckley ----- concrete cracks and crumbles / foundations turn to rubble / the jaws of death are snapping / the beak of ravens cackling / i break the high and mighty / i don't take insults lightly

ㅤㅤIN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE by hozier ----- his bone exposed / his hind was lame / i raised a stone to end his pain / what caused the wound? / how large the teeth? / i saw new eyes were watching me

ㅤㅤUNDERGROUND by cody fry ----- I woke up underground / not a light, not a sound / threw my voice into the dark / but the dark had no remark / just repeated what i said / claustrophobic at first / struck by hunger and thirst / i stood up and looked around / there was nothing to be found / just a world i couldn't see

ㅤㅤPLENTY by aeseaes ----- we want violence, we want blood / we want superhero love / we want all the answers that you promised us / we want laughter, we want pain / and everyone will know our name / did you know that no two missteps are the same?

ㅤㅤI WAS AN ISLAND by john-allison weiss ----- I was an island before you came along / put your boat in my sand, hand in my hand / your heart in my songs / i was a fighter and i was so brave / but i lowered my sword when you held me and swore / you'd stay, stay, stay / i can't do this alone anymore / 'cause i'm no good on my own anymore / what did i do to deserve this? / what did you do to me? / baby, come back / you know i don't wanna be free

ㅤㅤTHE CALL by regina spektor ----- it started out as a feeling / which then grew into a hope / which then turned into a quiet thought / which turned into a quiet word / and then that word got louder and louder / 'til it was a battle cry / i'll come back when you call me / no need to say goodbye

& 6 QUOTES THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.

"You cannot make everyone think and feel as deeply as you do. This is your tragedy... because you understand them, and they do not understand you."

"I love you more than my own skin and even though you don't love me the same way, you love me anyways, don't you? And if you don't, I'll always have the hope that you do, and I'm satisfied with that. Love me a little. I adore you."

"I don't think I am allowed to kill something because I am frightened."

"I have been trying, for some time now, to find dignity in my loneliness. I have been finding this hard to do."

"You save everyone, but who saves you?"

"You are your home. Take care of yourself."

tagged by: literally me. i took it from my cress blog bc i love it so fucking much. tagging: @lapinecide @wallcrawld @h0b1e @batcaller @riselazarus @firemourn @tcaleaf @fightwing and anybody else literally whether you follow me or not i don't wanna clog this up by tagging everyone but this is my favorite dash meme pls do it and tag me

[intristitia]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒

RULES: Bold what always applies. Italicize what could apply / applies only to some verses. (* = it's complicated)

Killed Someone Under Orders | Had Someone Killed On Their Orders | Killed Someone In Self Defense | Spared Someone’s Life | Invented Something | Been Hungover | Kissed Someone | Slow-Danced | Been In A Long-Term Relationship | Had Sex | Had Sex And Regretted It | Had A One-Night Stand* | Had A Threesome | Experimented With Their Sexuality | Had A Kid | Adopted A Kid | Wanted To Have A Family With Someone | Done Something On Impulse They Regretted | Gone Traveling | Had A Bounty Put On Them | Eaten An Insect | Been Groped By A Stranger | Been Groped By Someone They Know | Been Dumped | Dumped Someone | Smoked | Gotten High | Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks | Put Someone In A Headlock | Won A Bet | Lost A Bet | Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them | Indulged In Petty Revenge | Hallucinated | Has A Noticeable Physical Defect | Gotten A Noticeable Scar | Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury | Kneed Someone In The Groin | Had An Unattainable Crush | Laughed Themselves To The Point Of Tears | Been Kidnapped | Been Brainwashed/Hypnotised | Had A Recurring Nightmare | Been Bullied | Bullied Someone | Experienced Survivor’s Guilt | Been Tied/Chained Up | Given Someone A Massage | Received A Massage | Been Backed Up Against A Wall | Shot Someone | Stabbed Someone | Saved Someone’s Life | Cheated On Someone | Been Cheated On | Been In An Open Relationship | Had A Friendship With Benefits* | Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship | Had A Stalker | Been Betrayed | Been A Traitor | Been Possessed | Been In A Bar Fight | Been Thrown Out Of A Bar | Been Arrested | Broken Out Of Jail | Been To A Funeral | Been To A Brothel | Had Surgery | Broken Someone’s Trust | Broken Someone’s Heart | Had Their Heart Broken | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite | Gotten A Piercing | Gotten A Tattoo | Used A Fake Name | Been Beaten Up | Been Tortured/Tortured Others | Been Abused | Been Blackmailed | Gotten Away With A Crime | Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed | Shared A Bed Platonically | Been In Love | Suffered From Sleep Paralysis | Been Forced To Flee Their Home | Learned A New Language | Joined A Rebellion | Fought On The Losing Side Of A War*?? | Fought On The Winning Side Of A War*?? | Become A Godparent | Become An Aunt/Uncle

TAGGED BY: @familyname TAGGING: feel free to steal this and tag me !

[heavens-sin]

(from draconxs - what a meme to send anything for the first time here on huh?) 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 Kaido's looking at him with 'we're smashing or I'M smashing' energy

@draconxs sent : 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 Kaido's looking at him with 'we're smashing or I'M smashing' energy

❝   Oh   .   .   .   .   threatening   me   with   a   good   time   ?     FUCKING   SMASH   SMASH   SMASH   SMASH   [REDACTED   REDACTED]   ME   ❞ 

[pistolslinger]

SOLDIER / POET / KING.

The Soldier; "There will come a soldier Who carries a mighty sword He will tear your city down" Righteousness. Strength. Violence. You see a door and break through it. You wonder, sometimes, if anger is the only thing you can feel. Remember : love is passion too. You made your own rules and will follow them to death. You try and forget that there is only one rule, and that it is "FIGHT". You are tired of fighting. You try to forget that, too, and keep going. You dream of quiet. Your love is where you heal. God knows you deserve to. (Really. You deserve to.)

tagged by: @stygicniron :^) tagging: @vicioushope / @rietveild / @henddriks / @aflawedbreak / @crowshoots ❤

[adamsappl]

❝ always lookin' for new gals to join the band! and guys too, i guess. ❞

[highevara]

awww little guy.. oh she's kind of fucked up actually!

[intristitia]

What chess piece represents you?

Black Pawn

You are a black pawn.

Don't let pawn be misleading, this means you're full of potential. Being the pawn, you're one of two pieces that can move first. But since you're black, you're always one step behind white. Who is it that you're trying to catch up to so badly? Black doesn't always mean you have to be in someone else's shadow. If anything, it means that you can be one step ahead of them, hiding intelligence that no one would consider you even have. Be careful how you use this information because alone a pawn is easy to fall but too smothered and you won't be able to move. Regardless, you'll become a force of nature by the end of your journey.

What would you sacrifice along the way, is perhaps a better question than what will you become at the end.

TAGGED BY: @rosier-and-wilkes TAGGING: Feel free to steal this and tag me !

[mielmoto]

*+:｡ Leo | Sun Sign / Primary.

Strengths: Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous

Weaknesses: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible

Leo likes: Theater, taking holidays, being admired, expensive things, bright colors, fun with friends

Leo dislikes: Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being treated like a king or queen

People born under the sign of Leo are natural born leaders. They are dramatic, creative, self-confident, dominant and extremely difficult to resist, able to achieve anything they want to in any area of life they commit to. 

There is a specific strength to a Leo and their "king of the jungle" status. Leo often has many friends for they are generous and loyal. Self-confident and attractive, this is a Sun sign capable of uniting different groups of people and leading them as one towards a shared cause, and their healthy sense of humor makes collaboration with other people even easier.

Leo belongs to the element of Fire, just like Aries and Sagittarius. This makes them warmhearted, in love with life, trying to laugh and have a good time. Able to use their mind to solve even the most difficult problems, they will easily take initiative in resolving various complicated situations. 

Ruled by the Sun, Leo worships this fiery entity in the sky, quite literally as well as metaphorically. They are in search for self-awareness and in constant growth of ego. Aware of their desires and personality, they can easily ask for everything they need, but could just as easily unconsciously neglect the needs of other people in their chase for personal gain or status. 

When a Leo representative becomes too fond and attached to their achievements and the way other people see them, they become an easy target, ready to be taken down.

[waitlifted]

why do you hurt?

this isn't enough for you the words creep into your head in the dead of night one night and you cannot get rid of them. 'this isn't enough for me anymore'. you thought this was enough for you at some point, or maybe you hoped that it would be, but it isn't, and it hurts. you need to change something, or die trying. this - life like this - does not make life worth living. there is a lump in your throat that demands attention every waking moment of the day. there is pain in your body like a cavernous maw you cannot keep balance over. this is not what you wanted. you need to change. you can't stay here. it is not a character flaw you want more.

stolen from @droppingdonkeys​ steal it from me

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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