#( v. ham sandwich-woman. ) ⸺ ⌜𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕓𝕪 𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕪⌟

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@danversiism said: ❛ why are you laughing? this is a very serious situation. ❜ // ( accepting )

❝ Oh, no, I'm awfully sorry, you're right, ❞ Every word Jess spoke was dripping in amused sarcasm. ❝ It's just, it's not every day you see Captain Marvel hanging upside down like this. ❞ She folded her arms, gazing up at her best friend underneath a tree branch, suspended by only an ankle.

There was no doubt she could easily get out of this ❛ situation ❜ , that Jess had just stumbled across her at the wrong moment ( or the right moment, if you asked the one still on the ground ). So, unless Carol asked for help. . .

❝ You looking to get in with the spiders ? Captain Spider ? Spider-Marvel ? ❞ Jess had started dramatically pacing back and forth with a finger pressed to her chin, no longer looking at Carol. ❝ Gotta say, we don't usually hang by our ankles ⸺ especially not just one. Ya ask me, you should get some gloves with sticky pads, so you can cling to things instead. That's the way to go — ❞

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@hexsreality said: i wanted to , uh ... try something new. // ( accepting )

Hands settle on her hips, eyebrows raising in curiosity at the witch. ❝ How's that going for you ? ❞

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@overclocks // liked ( ▽ )

❝ Tony, what is, objectively, the best Harrison Ford movie ? Besides the obvious ones I know you're gonna say. Not Star Wars, Not Blade Runner, Not Indiana Jones ⸺ ❞ Jessica shakes her head in beat to each film she strikes from her list, before pointing a finger gun in his direction, and opening her mouth again before he could get a word in. ❝ That's right, it's The Fugitive. And you know what ? Surprised no one's made a remake of that yet. ❞

Not as though she were looking for a remake ⸺ like she said, objectively the best Harrison Ford movie that isn't Star Wars, Blade Runner or Indiana Jones. Still, her eyes turn upward in thought. ❝ Who d'ya think would even play his and Tommy Lee Jones's parts these days ? ❞

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@danversiism sent: 💬 // ( accepting )

Huffing, exhausted, finally the fight was over, a moment to breathe, Jessica feeling a touch more vulnerable than usual. Maybe her adrenaline was just running high from how long they'd been going, maybe there were just too many near-misses this time. Either way. . .

❝ I can’t do this without you. ❞ Beasts and various galactic threats aside, the same could be said for life in general. It was made easier with her best friend at her side. All those times Carol had her back, imagining her not there. . . Well, it was impossible. She was there to pick up the pieces in their own Carol and Jess way, every single time, without fail.

❝ What I mean is ⸺ thanks for the assist. Totally could have beat up all this myself, though, actually. ❞

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@arxchnoverture sent: Kicking open the door, Mattie dropped her bag instantly the floor at her feet, her arms extending out in a grand gesture. " Guess who's back ?! "

The sounds might as well have been explosions with how they came so suddenly and out of nowhere. The bowl of cereal Jess had munching away on drops with an equally loud crash, milk painting the cheap floorboards.

❝ MATTIE ??? ❞ Before Jess herself has even realised, she's managed to make it across her office, her old friend wrapped in her arms. ❝ Where the hell have you been ?! But I thought ⸺ ❞ Actually, she didn't want to talk about what she thought had come of her mentee's fate. There had been guilt Jess couldn't protect her, couldn't help ⸺ even though the eldest had been abducted at the time herself.

Though, rumours do spread wildly throughout their circles, and so, perhaps the young Spider-Woman's death had been just that. Hell, Jess herself has died and come back from beyond the grave. She rests her cheek against Mattie's forehead, squeezing her tighter. Still in shock, not quite sure if this were real ⸺ happily taking advantage of the delusion if that happened to be the case.

❝ Is that really you, kid ? ❞ she whispers, welled up tears finally spilling over into Mattie's hair. If, Jess swears, this is a Skrull right now, it doesn't want to find out what she'd do to it for impersonating this one.

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V e r s e s :

THESE ARE ACTIVE WIPs AND WILL BE ADDED TO :

v. ham sandwich-woman. ⸻ heavily influenced by Captain Marvel 2019, Spider-Woman 2020 and Fantastic Four 2023 ; partially influenced by Spider-Woman 2015 & 2016. She's left the Avengers after the events of the Spider-Verse in search of something more normal, and returns to private investigation / bounty hunting work. Single-ship verse where Jessica's currently dating Johnny Storm ( @revenantinflames ). They've been together for a few months, they have a cat. No Gerry Drew.

➥ tag : ( v. ham sandwich-woman. )  ⸺  ⌜𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕓𝕪 𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕪⌟

v. spy-der-woman. ⸻ heavily influenced by New Avengers 2005, Spider-Woman 2009, S.W.O.R.D 2010, Avengers 2010, Avengers Assembled 2012 ; partially influenced by Spider-Woman 2015, 2016 & 2020 and Captain Marvel 2019. Depending on where in her timeline, she's either still an Avenger, or she's quit. I will default to her time in the Avengers, shortly after the Secret Invasion, unless we've discussed something else beforehand. Multi-ship. Again though, no Gerry Drew if we write post Spider-Woman 2016.

➥ tag : ( spy-der-woman. )  ⸺  ⌜𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕜𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕤⌟

v. spider-verse. ⸻ takes place during the comic spider-verse ( though I will happily write with movie muses & use whatever movie canon you want ! just be warned, I will have lots of questions, as I've not seen the film ) ; heavily influenced by The Amazing Spider-Man 2014, Spider-Woman 2015 & 2016, and Spider-Women Alpha & Omega. Single-ship where she's not-so-secretly with Miguel O'Hara ( @neonwebs ). You know the drill, no Gerry Drew.

➥ tag : ( v. spider-verse. )  ⸺  ⌜𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕓 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕞𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕪⌟

v. dark angel. ⸻ heavily influenced ( basically set within ) Spider- Woman 1978 ; she’s a private investigator, and still pretty new to this whole superheroing thing after escaping HYDRA. She lives out in California, first Los Angeles, then San Francisco, and has a dual identity at this time.

➥ tag : ( v. dark angel. )  ⸺  ⌜𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕣⌟

v. TBD. ⸻ heavily influenced by Wolverine 1988, Spider-Woman 1999, & Alias 2001. Temporarily losing her powers, Jessica takes on bounty hunting and private eye work full time. Over the next couple of years, her powers begin to come back, though they're unstable. She and her partner Lindsay McCabe end up in Madripoor and open their own P.I. firm, before returning to the states, where Jessica mentors the third Spider-Woman: Mattie Franklin.

➥ tag : ( v. TBD. )  ⸺  ⌜TBD⌟

v. family-woman. ⸻ heavily influenced by Spider-Woman 2015, Spider-Woman 2016, Captain Marvel 2019 and Spider-Woman 2020 ; she’s got her baby in this one !!! Only thing is, I really disagree with a lot that happens in her 2015 and 2016 runs — including her sudden decision to get pregnant ( I can go into reasons why but I won’t here LOL ). So, my favourite headcanon I have for Gerry is that he’s actually Clint Barton’s son — as I just see him and Jess still hooking up on occasion. If plotted beforehand, I’d most likely be willing to change this headcanon for something we’ve discussed. But, as it typically stands, Gerry secretly being Clint’s is my canon. Though, this is still a multi-ship verse.

➥ tag : ( v. family-woman. )  ⸺  ⌜𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 ��𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕤 - 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚 𝕕𝕠⌟

v. star trek. ( ▽ )