#( why bazz b sexy and for what ?)

[sashi-ya]

> BLEACH MEN PORN BROWSING HISTORY HCS > nsfw hcs | shingamis | quincies | arrancars | > tw: mentions of porn, different kinks, all characters are +18. pls don't take this personal hcs very serious > thank u @kwnblack & @the-witch-of-one-piece for Ryuken & Bazz's hcs ♡ ︎

Isshin Kurosaki: obsessed. Help him. 🔎 quincy copper hair woman + school uniform 🔎 impregnation 🔎 can I still have kids?

Ryuken Ishida: the two sides of the spectrum. 🔎 MILFS. 🔎 Daddy dom 🔎 sexy maid

Kisuke Urahara: do you really need me to show it to you? alright, only ones that tumblr would allow me to: 🔎 catgirl + sexy young shop owner video by kittyurahara223 (Yoru and his video) 🔎 hot catgirl 🔎 tuna

Shunsui Kyoraku: feels illegal, but it isn't. (i think) 🔎 big ass chicks 🔎 hentai 🔎 creampie

Jushiro Ukitake: does this man watch porn? YES, HE DOES 🔎 threesome FFM respectful 🔎 squirting women 🔎 hot nurse

Byakuya Kuchiki: you wouldn't expect this noble man watching porn, but you are so wrong... 🔎public + degradation kink 🔎degradation (again?) 🔎seaweed cosplay + hot girl (excuse me, what?) 🔎pegging does it hurt? (omg Byakuya…?)

Toshiro Hitsugaya: he might seem like a kid, but he isn't. 🔎tall dominant woman porn 🔎watermelon flavoured candy 🔎manju recipe

Renji Abarai: dork in love. he uses the voice searching option 🔎midget. 🔎 no no that type of midget 🔎 tiny girls 🔎 TAICHO I- SORRY. YES I'M GOING.

Hisagi Shuuhei another one obssessed. 🔎red haired + big tits + Shinigami 🔎 big tits. 🔎 tits (omg, shuuhei…)

Kira Izuru: poor man. 🔎porn + male + silver hair + eyes closed. 🔎fox tail 🔎persimmon flavoured lube

Grimmjow Jagearjackez: I won't specify a gender. 🔎gingers. 🔎rough sex + hate sex + orange hair 🔎pranks for Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra Cifer: what is this device? 🔎what is porn? 🔎orihime porn. 🔎 why there is no orihime porn?

Sosuke Aizen: he is above porn. However,… 🔎 human porn research 🔎 why are humans so pathetic 🔎 pathetic tiny woman crying for dick.

Shinji Hirako: I’m sure we all can imagine 🔎 oral 🔎 69 🔎 big tits dumb girl 🔎 lesbian sex

Sajin Komamura: naughty doggy 🔎 furry 🔎 hot bitches (quite literally) 🔎 woof woof 🔎 doggy style 🔎 how to kill a quincy

Zaraki Kenpachi: he is lucky if he even gets the time to search for something without having Yachiru using his phone 🔎 blood kink 🔎 long haired woman + femd- PEPPA PIG 🔎 PEPPA PIG

Jugram Haschwalt: blonde quincy versión of Byakuya 🔎 praising 🔎 thigh riding 🔎 woman kneeling 🔎 dominant 🔎 where to get a little bit of serotonin

As Nodt: scary mf, can you imagine him jerking off? I do. 🔎 gore. 🔎 women who are into guys with no lips 🔎 help me 🔎 how to shut up Senbonzakura?

Bazz B: he is just too horny to even think 🔎 rough sex 🔎 creampie 🔎 POV porn 🔎 slut ass spank

Ichigo Kurosaki: I’m not surprised.at all. 🔎 MILFS (yes, come on) 🔎 BIG TITS BOUNCY TITS 🔎 Do I have to wear a condom if I’m in my soul body? (yes, you idiot)

Ishida Uryu: troubled little emo quincy 🔎 romantic porn 🔎 wom- men- 🔎 how do I know if I’m gay?

[vesuviannights]

While I haven’t been very active on this blog in the past few weeks, I have definitely remained active in the fandom and in following the work of others. For the most part, this has continued to be a genuine pleasure with some amazing content creators of artwork, fics, headcanons, memes and shitposts. You are all valid and amazing and continue to blow me away.

Unfortunately, there appear to be people in the fandom who are not appreciative of this? Who feel the need to go on anon (shock) and send unwarranted and nasty opinions about things they absolutely do not have to engage with? Who just feel the need to be awful, disgusting human beings?

Let’s get this straight:

You are under no obligation to engage with any form of media you do not like or agree with.

I am a huge advocate for enjoying whatever kind of fiction you like, especially the horny kind. I have spoken many times about people enjoying kink A and sexy situation B, and how there should be no shame in writing or enjoying them. Because guess what?

Fiction is not reality. 

And presumably you, the anon who felt it necessary to write in to Bazz and express your irrelevant opinion, are 18+ and are therefore legally classified as an adult in most if not all countries, and are at least capable of SOME form of independent thought. Therefore, there is absolutely no reason you should not be able to grasp this concept.

Fiction is not reality. 

Why is it that an action hero can fall twenty stories in a movie without breaking a bone and have it not be questioned? Why is it someone can be shot three times in vital organs and then spend the next 20 minutes of the movie fighting off attackers as though nothing were wrong? How do we engage with any of this media without spending every second of those 120 minutes shaking our heads and calling the directors/writers/actors “morons” who have clearly never been in a fist fight or been shot or jumped 20 stories from a building?

Because fiction is not reality, and when you engage in any type of media or fiction, you are able to engage with the suspension of disbelief. The ability to look at something, know it would never work that way in reality, and still enjoy it.

Because, say it with me: fiction is not reality, and the knowledge or experiences of the provider does not change that!!

So no, that 12 inch monstercock with a girth of 6 inches will absolutely not fit in my vagina. I would never survive being railed and drained repeatedly by a vampire over a 48 hour period and then left in the rain for someone to find me. I also would never survive or probably even enjoy the pain of Lucio’s claws fingering me, or be able to endure being fisted by both of Julian’s hands with minimal preparation, or fit 5 litres of a werewolf Muriel’s come ANYWHERE in my body. 

But you know what? I’m an adult female with more braincells than you have vertebrae in your spine (not an achievement, as it’s apparently zero), so I’m going to continue enjoying whatever the hell Bazz gives me.

Fiction is not reality, and no one is forcing a gun to your head or up your ass and making you read media you do not enjoy or wish to engage with.

Thank you for your time.

[shadowsnlace]

You know we talk about bazz B we talk about Haschwalth shoot someone even requested Äs Nödt.  you know who I wish someone mentioned Cang Du can we get some Cang du or something for that man please and thank you lol

Yes! Why, oh, why has no one ever asked for this hunky bit of Sternritter yumminess? I’m having a hard time keeping the drool off my keyboard! I feel so thrilled…it’s like virgin territory! Thank you for this ask! I hope you enjoy!

Is it just me, or does he look like Shuhei Hisagi? Even has a facial scar! Can we say obvious literary foil? But then aren’t all of Quincies?

* Ah, the man of steel –  literally. He can coat his skin in iron to prevent any physical damage. That seems to reflect in his personality as well. Ever stoic, he’s a got a hard shell to crack through if you’re going to try to get close to him emotionally.

* Trying to get close to him emotionally is going to be a challenge. You’ll need a lot of patience and at least some kind of plan. He will come off as cold and just not interested in anything you have to say. However, he’s just keeping you at arm’s length to assess your intentions. What are you trying to get from him? Are you trying to use him for some goal? Once he’s come to the realization that you are attracted to him and are genuinely trying to get to know him, then he’ll warm up a bit. Just be prepared for some very blunt speech to slip through. 

* Also, be prepared for some very Kuchiki-like facial expressions. Stoic, aloof, resting-emotionless face is his norm. His smiles are private and only for you, after all, you earned them.

* He’s not shy about letting you know his opinion on anything. While he won’t expect you to be swayed by his words, don’t try to persuade him from his beliefs. He’s very much a “accept me as I am or move along” kind of man. 

* Is pretty self-conscious of the scar over the corner of his mouth. However, if you tell him how sexy it makes him look then run your tongue over it, he will pin you to the nearest surface and kiss you so hard your teeth might just clack against his. 

* In the bedroom is where he really shines. The depth of his passion will steal your breath. The intensity of his touch and his kisses – the near desperation is enough to make you believe that he’s a man that loves deeply and completely. There is no holding back for him. The act of making love is something that he will give himself over to and will let his emotions have free reign. Just be aware that once you both cross that threshold to return to the world outside your private sanctuary, the iron walls  and the calm shell of Cang Du will be firmly back in place.

[chire-senbonimagines]

Have you updated your to do list?

Hi anon! I updated it last night so it should be up to date? I don’t think I missed anything in my inbox haha

I’ve copied/pasted it below a read more for those of you on mobile!

TO-DO LIST

Headcanons

Reaction to if their s/o got lip piercings (Grimmjow + Ulquiorra + Aizen + Gin + Tousen)

Reactions to a female s/o trying to dominate (Grimmjow + Ulquiorra + Aizen + Gin + Tousen)

HCs for what Squads 9, 10, & 12 do on their downtime.

HCs for how their hollows affects their love/ sex life (Shinji + Ichigo + Lisa + Kensei)

HCs for receiving a package with their S/O’s head inside it (Byakuya + Unohana + Shunsui)

NSFW HCs of S/O waking them up in a rather sexual way (Kensei + Shunsui + Byakuya)

HCs for having a kid they knew nothing about. When they meet, they’re adults and opposites, personality wise. (Byakuya + Kensei + Shunsui)

HCs for how confused/appreciative they would be with a human SO who’s like a pastel punk type that treats them like they’re made of glass sometimes because they love them so much. (Grimmjow + Starrk + Harribel)

Wedding day HCs (Shinji + Kensei)

HCs seeing reader kick someone’s ass yet again because they getting shit for having a kido type of sword. (Yumichika + Ikkaku)

HCs for comatose s/o recovering (Byakuya + Grimmjow - continuation)

How they would take care of their S/O with a cold (poly Byakuya + Jushiro)

HCs for Kenpachi in love.

Softer dad HCs (Kenpachi)

HCs for if Kenpachi married into a very powerful godlike family

Fem!s/o discovers her Bankai and it turns her temporarily into a kitsune. S/O finds out later that her Bankai can also let her take on a more ethereal form that looks like a straight-up nine tailed fox. (Byakuya)

HCs for Byakuya dating a widow

HCs for an arrange married (Byakuya)

Threesome HCs (Bazz-B)

HCs on how would Bazz-B react if his s/o confessed to him that even if not going to the battlefield isn’t an option they don’t want the war to happen, because they don’t see what’s the point in it or what good could it do.

SFW + NSFW HCs (Tousen)

Married life (Kyouraku)

Anything you want to write with any character(s) you want

HCs Chad dating Kenpachi’s daughter

HCs with fem!s/o who doesn’t believe in herself and feels that everyone looks down on her at work (Shinji)

HCs on reaction to finding out his girlfriend is pregnant with his child after the 1000 year blood war. (Komamura)

HCs on Renji having a sister 2 or 3 years younger than him

HCs for falling for a woman just as cunning and manipulative as he is, but she’s also kind and a good person (Aizen)

HCs on Yoruichi becoming friends with a female shinigami that has a lightning based zanpakuto

Kink HCs (Ikkaku)

HCs on Shinigami women being pregnant

HCs on how Tatsuki acts when she has a crush on someone + NSFW HCs

Yumichika with a chill s/o that’s into art appreciation and aesthetics n stuff but doesn’t put too much stock in people’s physical appearance/attractiveness and doesn’t really understand why Yumichika does

NSFW HCs (Komamura)

HCs birthday kisses that lead to nsfw stuff (Hanataro)

Funny reactions where they hear weird noises coming from s/o’s room, and they go investigate. They think she’s having some fun by herself, but when they fling the door open, they find her sitting on her bed, playing with a ball of slime (Renji + Kensei + Ichigo + Grimmjow)

HCs for Izuru with new third seat in his squad who infuriates him.

Hogwarts houses (Starrk, Grimmjow, Nnoitra + Harribel)

Reaction to s/o revealing they’re going to be parents and telling Rukia (Byakuya)

Fluff HCs (Hichigo)

Scenarios (will be chosen by me and may not all be completed)NSFW

Shunsui/Jushiro/fem!s/o in a poly relationship and they decide to have sex for the first time

Shunsui and his s/o are having a date, maybe under the trees, and it ends in some smut.

Smut scenario Jushiro.

Grimmjow is dominated by his s/o

Nel and Harribel and a female reader, where they are having a girls night and they all end having sex.

Starrk with tsundere fem S/O

Shinji with a soft dom so

Shunsui x female reader where he’s getting spanked over his s/o’s lap for being naughty

Jushiro x reader nsfw scenario where they haven’t been intimate for a while because he’s been bedridden, but once he’s got his strength back, she visits him while wearing a short, tight, light pink sexy nurse’s outfit and he creams himself.

Aizen lets a female reader give him a massage because his muscles are sore. And the massage leads to some nsfw activities

Polyship with Byakuya/reader/older!orihime all dating with some nsfw sprinkled in

Grimmjow and Kensei scenarios where they come home extremely grumpy from their day and need some lovin.

SFW

A cute scenario where Shinji’s a captain again and there’s this new girl working around the office that he really really likes. A scene where she’s got a really cute giggle and sneeze and Shinji’s just internally losing it with how adorable she is.

Scenario of Ichigo falling for a U.S. soldier who’s stationed in Japan but their romance gets put on hold when she’s deployed but she ends up dying, her last letter being given to Ichigo.

Scenario of Ichigo teaching his female best friend who’s a shinigami how to drive

Wrinkles that can be kissed away (Kenpachi + Ukitake + Kyoraku)

Having a bath with his s/o (Ulquiorra, Gin or Aizen)

Ulquiorra having a panic attack/ helping his s/o when they have a panic attack.

Shinji and his gf doing a “long distance” relationship. Like she’s from the human world but he has to go back to the soul society.

Kink requests - none