#( y'all I love Saitama okay )

[churrobellscorner]

Hi there

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Rules + The shit I write

I write for male, female, trans, non-binary and gender neutral

I write fluff, crack, angst and smut fics

I can write for all kinds of kinks, if you have a question just ask

I will write for some minors, it just depends on the character and their age

I'll often write x readers or random ass ships that I like, expect some of related stuff too

There not much that I won't write for, you really just have to ask

I can write best for Boku no Hero Academia, Death Note, Demon Slayer, Dragon Ball Z, Haikyuu, InuYasha, Jujutsu Kaisen, Kakegurui, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, One Punch Man, Seven Deadly Sins

I'm not fond of it, but I can write for Boruto

There's a lot more as far as what anime I can write for, but I'll put the full list at the bottom

When it comes to characters, you really need to ask

I write for a lot of characters

Especially those who don't get much love

But from the ones I listed above, I guess my favorite characters to write for from each would be, Bakugo, Kirishima, Aizawa, L, Light, Misa, Rengoku, Muzan, Kokushibo, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Usai, Hinata, Tendou, Sesshomaru, InuYasha, Gojo, Sukuna, Toji, Mary, Yumeko, Runa, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Madara, Genos, King, Saitama, Meliodis, Ban, Elizabeth

As far as Boruto goes.. I like Kawaki and Kagura

There's still more characters, those are just my favorites to read/write about

If you want a character not on that 'lil list, just ask

Aside from anime

I don't mind writing for certain video games

Such as, Undertale, DDLC, FNF, your boyfriend, Obey Me, Danganronpa, Danganronpa 2, Danganronpa V3, Omori?, Piofiore: Fated Memories, Cafe Enchante

Yeahhh, not as many games as anime I know

At least I touch grass okay

With the games, really just ask for characters

Well, I'm pretty sure that's all for now, can't wait to see some of y'all's requests

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Here's that list btw, even still, there might be moreee

7 Deadly Sins

Attack on Titan

Black Butler

Black Clover

Bleach

Blue Exorcist

Boku no Hero Academia

Boruto

Bungo Stray Dogs

Castlevania

Chainsaw Man

Code Geass

Death Note

Demon Slayer

Dragon Ball Z

Fire Force

Food Wars

Haikyuu

Hellsing Ultimate

Hunter x Hunter

InuYasha

Jujutsu Kaisen

Kakegurui

Kill La Kill

Mob Psycho

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

One Piece

One Punch Man

Panty and Stocking

Pokemon

Sailor Moon

Spy x Family

The Promised Neverland

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun

Tokyo Ghoul

Tokyo Revengers

Yu-Yu-Yakushu

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Chapter 170 Expert Review

Garou said he liked a woman. People died.

Not me though lmao y'all take it easy!! I wanted to die earlier this week though because I got a haircut and they fucked my shit up severely but I'll get through it ok. I won't get any bitches but it'll be okay, I just gotta stay strong. (<- typed with tears in my eyes)

My schedule in doing these reviews has gone to shit because a lot of the time I just have absolutely zero opinions on new chapters... or entirely negative ones. And I don't wanna make a post that's just 100% negativity, y'know? Gotta balance it out. Gotta have the vanilla and the chocolate.

With that being said,

fuck the MA arc lmfao so glad that shit is over god bless amen i love you jesus!!!!!!

Nice cover. The perspective bothers me a bit, especially since Genos' feet are exactly the same size when one is below the other but it's FINE, okay. (<- also typed with tears in my eyes) (for legal reasons this is a joke i genuinely like this cover and i think it's swag)

But I'm being dramatic. The MA (Monster Association) arc wasn't all bad. There were little pockets of joy in between the seemingly pointless fighting chapters and that kinda solidified my opinion as this being the most "meh" arc in this manga thus far, and I'll elaborate on that. If you don't wanna read my neckbeard rant on the MA arc, you can go ahead and scroll down to my next bullet point. It's nothing I haven't said already. Just wanna preface it with the fact that these are my opinions and you're entitled to your own feelings. Hell, if you love the MA arc, I'll suck you dry right here right now! Just don't suibait me for disliking it hehe thnx &lt;3

I think the manga is at its best when it's character-centric, as I'm sure that's why so many people love it to begin with. Those little chapters with Badd and King slingshotting themselves to the fight and the tanktoppers and other heroes running out of the hospital were honestly some of my favorites!! Everything else was just... kinda muddled together. A giant fight filled with smaller fights in an arc that takes up over half of the manga's current 170-chapter run yet takes place all in one night. So much happened, but it also feels like nothing happened. And in a way--nothing did, because ONE is allergic to committing to whatever hole he's dug himself into.

ONE purposefully backtracks on character-defining moments like the two fake-out deaths: Tanktop Master and Genos. Aside from it just being cheap, he treats death like a corner to write himself out of instead of an opportunity to shift the narrative and add a major risk factor, to which there was none. It was boring. Borderline infuriating, actually. Why even have so many fights just to show the good guy winning in a slightly different way every time?

It was especially jarring when Saitama time-traveled back and forgot all the shit that happened in the fight with Garou (which took 8 giant chapters, by the way). So why even do all that just for Genos' core and the Ominous Future to MAYBE crop up as a plot device later? Why elongate an already stupidly long arc with something that could've been achieved in a much shorter, simpler way?

There were over 20 redraws. Some of them were just Murata fixing some things he wanted to, which is fine, but then you have things like bringing back the mercenaries, bringing back Do-S, and retconning the Saitama sit-down arc, and it's just... confusing. It's confusing as a reader and I'm sure it was also confusing as a writer because it definitely gives the impression that ONE was in the office throwing darts at a board to see what happens next. It's like... does he even know what's going on? Why are we planting so many seeds for future plot points now, when the current plot is already plenty convoluted (yet, simultaneously lacking substance in favor of pretty pages)? CANT THIS FUCKING WAIT TILL LATER--

Whatever. It's over now. I hope it gets more ironed out in print. I'm just frustrated with this because OPM is supposed to be a satire of the shonen/seinen/whateverthefuck genre, yet ONE keeps allowing it to have the same narrative pitfalls as most others. (Also the same homophobic and racist tropes--can't just do like 80% of the same things as the genre you're claiming to satirize and say you're any different, ATP.)

Murata said he'd be taking a month-long break and good for him. Hope he parties hella hard.

TLDR: I think the MA arc is too long, the pacing sucks, too many fights, not enough substance. also drive knight is still a punk ass. also I think the time travel was stupid and I'm afraid ONE is gonna use it to weasel his way out of more consequences for his characters in the future but anyway,

In my rant about the MA arc, I completely forgot about the actual chapter I'm making this review about. I had to go back and re-read it. Anyways, fuck yeah character interactions! I love when people be talking to each other n shit! fuck yeah! woo! characters! love em! love guys!

this makes 0 sense but this is the most Garou that Garou has looked in years. I mean, over time Murata's art style has changed and that's just groovy, man! But I kinda missed his stupid little evil face. I wanna hit him with my car.

I was waiting and praying and creaming my pants to see him with short hair but that just... never happened. I'm not mad. We got to see him and Silverfang be the most dysfunctional pussy-eating uncle/bitchless nephew combo ever and that's just priceless, but it makes me curious how his whole redemption thing is gonna turn out, if it even happens. Because if this is it then... it's a bit underwhelming. I thought there'd be more introspection and humbling other than Garou just saying "Fuck y'all, I'm suicidal!" in front of everyone before leaping fifty feet into the air, meditating under a waterfall for an undetermined amount of time, and getting bonked over the head with a closed fist (which is illegal everywhere, btw. Silverfang prison arc when? /j)

What I mean is, Garou did a lot! A lot of bad stuff! Lots of bad things! And for that to be mended offscreen is... a weird choice. But I guess this is where Genos' core is gonna crop up later, my man's gonna make the callout post of the century: Garou Whooped My Ass In The Multiverse: Part 1 of 97, which is gonna send Garou spiraling and then he's gonna get humbled the only way he can be humbled! Working minimum wage. Because beating his ass to the point of him wanting to get laid out like carpet in the ruins of City Z just wasn't enough.

I like Garou. He's a cool character. I wanna kiss him on the lips.

I give ONE a lot of shit for his dubious writing decisions but he did well with Garou. That's it. That's all the praise I'm giving him.

This dude really tried to give Bang the ol' "you're not my dad!" Nice try, fuckhead. He's still got legal custody of you until you're 35 because you can't go 10 minutes unsupervised.

lmfao this dude's parents dont love him lmfaoooo what a loser lmfaooooooooooooo

I was right when I said Garou had mommy issues in that one fanfic I wrote over a year ago that I forgot the name of but I was right and everyone needs to know that for some reason or else I'll die

Anyways, it's nice to see Bang be a nice parental figure. I would call him a father figure but that ship sailed 50 years ago. My man is a grandfather figure. My man's an ancient figure. My man's an archaeological-find figure. My man's a 2-years-from-the-urn figure.

This dude beat so many of his own disciples' asses I was worried his first instinct upon finding Garou again would be to whoop him into silly putty, but I'm glad he's approaching it with kindness. This kinda goes in line with why Garou likes the girl he likes (whether it be as a crush or as a role model-esque kinda admiration, I don't fucking know nor do I care) because she's kind. I guess deep down, he knows it must take true strength to be kind in a world full of cruelty.

Also, I love how absolutely emotionally constipated he is to where he doesn't even know how to reply to Silverfang waxing poetic about being a parent. Motherfucker just yanked that shit right out before it sunk in and went "Ha! This is gay." I love you Garou. Never change-- actually, please change. On GOD we gonna get you therapy bro on my MOMMA you are gonna grow as a person !!!

Additional observations:

-Garou is so dorito-shaped here smh where's my slim-thicc king at, huh. Where's my wide hip representation?

-Adding on to what I said about Murata's art style evolving over time, one thing I'm kinda iffy on is how he's been drawing Garou a lot buffer on the top half lately. I also don't really like his shoulder muscles looking like padding lmfao. I mean, that could also be attributed to the extra training he got (and maybe Silverfang is actually feeding him 3 square dog kibble meals a day now since he wanna act a furry) so idk, take me back and shoot me between the eyes if I'm wrong.

-I know Silverfang is hunching over (probably from playing too much League of Legends, smh) but Garou is still so tall!!!

I know this fuckhead's immune system has gotta be benching 480 just from the monster arm he ate that one time, but how he is not worried about some kinda infection crawling up his bare asshole underneath that nasty ass river water just amazes me. Maybe that's why he's always clenching.

Garou: hey, fuck off you old shit! I'll kill you!

Garou: let me in ur house though? and train me? and feed me? pls? pls pls pls?

GUYYSSS HE INTENTIONALLY WENT TO THE WATERFALL BANG SHOWED HIM BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE FOUND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! He wants to be loved so bad ouuuugghhh he just wants affection ouuugughhhghhghuuhuh

And then he's emotionally constipated about it again because he tells SIlverfang he just wanted to perfect his "fist" which like, sure okay buddy you definitely didn't wanna freeload off air conditioning and dog kibble and perhaps even receive the parental affection you were starved of. okay yeah sure whatever.

"I'm gonna do the same" yeah until your ass gets EXPOSED in a 5-hour youtube documentary Genos is gonna upload to his 3 billion subscribers, you little scrub.

All the kids are friends! They're friends and they're besties and they're so nice to each other and I'm gonna dunk em all in my coffee.

I read "sentai" as hentai at first and almost went into cardiac arrest.

This page is so funny. "So, Garou, you've been normal for two days. you got a bitch yet?"

This whole thing reads as him pulling out some random name just to make Silverfang shut up. I've said this already but someone on Twitter said he brought it up so he can infodump about his favorite show, and that seems really plausible because he soon goes "Lemme tell you some shit about sentai, old man."

Also, the way he says "...or something?" to make it seem like he doesn't know literally everything about his favorite actress in his favorite show like, okay. We know you've got her horoscope and birthday bouncing around in that tiny ass head, you fucker. We know you read all the nerd-equivalents to those Cosmo mags about what kinda people she admires.

I love that he's a nerd, but we already knew that. He absorbed his entire worldview from cartoons and got relentlessly bullied at school--what's nerdier than that? And it's certainly no secret that he's pretty juvenile. Garou's just a lonely little kid in a body too big for his brain.

And the people saying Garou "liking" a girl (which again, it isn't even made clear which way Garou likes her) makes him straight are 1. incorrect (bi, ace, aro, etc people exist) and 2. unaware of the fact that I will draw him kissin boys until that little fucker turns to dust okay. I do not give a shit. Every time someone complains about it, I imagine him kissin a boy 5 more times. Suck my ass.

In conclusion: Kiiro ("...or something?") is actually pretty cute haha mrow. trust me girl, whatever you got lined up aint nothing to me haha i can treat you RIGHT (after my hair grows out)

In conclusion 2.0: Rover is definitely showing up again soon also, which is cool. Good chapter. Love characters! woo! love it! Finally, the evil is defeated (MA arc) woo! yay! yeah! fuck!

Thanks for reading! Tomorrow's my birthday (august 21st)! I'll be 21! You all have to wish me happy birthday or i swear to god ill start crying

[opmfics-hcs]

S class heroes and Saitama getting asked out and their ideal date FINAL:

Flashy flash

Being asked out:

✨This man is pretty picky

✨You gotta meet his standards.. which is pretty high

✨He's almost Amai's level of narcissistic.

✨"Be grateful that I accept your request. I don't give this opportunity to just anyone."

Ideal date:

✨Classy ninja

✨You gotta empty your wallet... and your bank

✨This man's ideal date is a fancy restaurant.. Like, rich people fancy

✨Champagne, a Pan-Seared Foie Gras With Spiced Citrus Purée, Rose petal panna cotta with damson and lavender Viennese shortbread.... Yeah, very fancy stuff

✨Impress him enough throughout the date and you'll guarantee a 2nd date from him.

Genos

Being asked out:

⚙️Dating wasn't in this man's plans. Only vengance...and fanboying over Saitama.

⚙️Before he accepts, he'll ask for Saitama's opinion of you

⚙️ "Sensei has given his opinion at the matter. I shall accept your request."

Ideal date:

⚙️He doesnt care where you bring him, wherever is good as long as he can spend quality time with you.

⚙️He acts like a bodyguard most of the time

⚙️He wants to show that he is ✨boyfriend material✨

⚙️He has it all planned to the T

⚙️Like step by step

⚙️Go to a nice restaurant. He'll pull out your sear for you, complement you, pay for the meal, etc.

⚙️If you open a conversation about Saitama...yeah, he wont shut up lol

⚙️If something doesn't go his way or stray from his plans, he'll be pissed

Metal Bat

Being asked out:

⚾ He'll be red all over

⚾He likes your boldness that's for sure

⚾Here's the thing though... You have to go through his sister first

⚾If she has your approval, he'll date you.. If not... He'll be a bit harsh with rejecting you

⚾ "Heh.. S-sure.. Where dya wanna go?"

Ideal date:

⚾He likes amusement parks. I see him as an adrenaline junkie

⚾Y'all go to every rides there at least twice

⚾He'll go challenge all of those games..try to win you as many plushies as he could

⚾As cliché as it sounds, for the lasr ride... He wants to take you to the Tunnel Love.

⚾You guys don't have to make out in there.. Just being there at the dark relaxing with you, holding you close with his strong arms

⚾Then after, to a nice diner to chillax

⚾Order a single shake to share with two straws. 👌 Classic

⚾He'll walk you home. If it's chilly, he'll drape his jacket over your shoulders

⚾He'll be a bit hesitant to give you a kiss

⚾He'll settle for a kiss on a cheek for now

Tank Top Master

Being asked out:

💪He'll gladly accept

💪He'll give you a big hug too

💪He'll announce it to his tank top gang

💪They'll cheer for the both of you, flexing their muscles in celebration

Ideal date:

💪This man's date outfit is just his usual tank top and pants and shoes... He'll just add a little bowtie

💪He likes a nice stroll at the park... A picnic would be nice too

💪You'll see members of the tank top group lurking around... making sure everything's okay, no monsters

💪 Just a simple park date... With the tank top crew around you lol

Puri-puri Prisoner

Being asked out:

😇 "You want to be part of my harem!?"

😇 He'll immediately accept and sweep you off your feet, hugging you and twirling you around

😇 He'll daydream about it the whole day

😇 He'll gush about it to anyone, whether they want to or not

Ideal Date:

😇 Romance this man, treat him like a princess

😇 Suprise him with a gift, flowers, chocolates, stuffies, he'll love them

😇 If its handmade, for example a sweater you made yourself, he'll cherish it forever and wear it all throughout the date and everyday

😇 He'll latch onto you the whole date too

😇 His diet is usually prison foods so he appreciates to be taken out to dine in a nice place, served good warm food

😇 If there's time, a stroll in the park at night would be wonderful

😇By the end of the date,he'll give you big kiss on the lips

😇He'll gush about the date and you to everyone the next day. To his inmates, harem, guards, fellow heroes.. Everyone

[heroes-r-us]

Lord boros headcannon?

Oooh! Lord Boros! I love him!!

Warnings! ⚠️ Mentions of Yandere, Omegaverse and destroying planets!

Hmm, I'm gonna keep the reader as a human since you didn't specify!

I think it got out of control haha, I got on a rolll and couldn't stop 😂

What can I say he's one of my faves, gotta love hot alien dudes.

Can someone link me to someone else who writes well for Boros? Cuz he doesn't have nearly enough fanfiction. Let me know if y'all know of anyone!

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Regular:

-He thinks he met you by fate.

-I personally love the idea of coming across his marble thing and super gluing it together. Then Boom he's alive.

-He's slowly growing stronger, since having his marble shattered takes a longer time to heal from, he grows used to you.

-It doesn't matter if your strong or weak he's protective as all hell.

-He's basically a guard dog. He's not happy once you show him what happened to his ship.

-His army was slain, his ship; repo'd. And his life nearly taken.

-He's really bitter about that for a long time, and he swears to get revenge.

-But you can see in his eye that he's at least entertained by this development. Not to mention that since he's living with you he has to play by your rules.

-Which basically means no injuring humans or thieving, or anything that he used to do.

-It's a big adjustment for him, but it's actually really good for his mental state.

Omegaverse:

-He is definitely an Apex.

-He can tell by your scent alone that you were destined to be his mate. He doesn't waste any time either.

-He immediately has Geryuganshoop and Melzargard bring you on board while he awaits his challenger.

-Of course the Great Seer made mention of his meeting his rival. Her mention of a mate however, was overshadowed by the great anticipation of finally having a good opponent.

-Besides, having both his mate and equal on the same planet was far too unlikely to be true.

-But he was wrong.

-He could smell you the minute they entered into the atmosphere.

-Of course he's uncertain of how well you'll fair in his ship, you're a rather small and fragile species. So he'd have to take great care in provided for your special human needs.

-All in all he'd be a great mate, though he's constantly poking and nagging you, partially out of curiosity as to how humans respond to different things, and partially out of boredom.

-Maybe you can convince Saitama to keep him alive.

Soulmate:

-Similar to the omegaverse one, once he finds you he immediately brings you onto his ship.

-The odd alien scribbles on your arm translates to his name, to which he is very pleased to find.

-You can't exactly fight him when he takes off part of his armor to reveal your name neatly scrawled across his collarbone.

-At first he's a little disappointed at how weak of a species you seemed to be, but overtime he'll realize your strengths lie elsewhere.

-One of which is your ridiculous human stubbornness.

-And your dedication to your planet. Your distress at seeing your home being destroyed made him distressed. Although it's less distress, and more worry about how well your weak body would handle that stress.

-If you don't want to leave your planet, he may try to dedicate a small section of the ship to earth culture.

-Stealing trees, grass, thousands of pounds of soil, water, and creatures. He'll make you your own little ecosystem. It's about the size of several large college campuses.

-Fruit trees make up about a third of the plant life, and the artificial sun and moon work shockingly well.

-Ponds are littered throughout, as well as multiple species of bird. Each with its own pair.

-Fish, rabbits, deer, bumble bees and a select few insects, predators and spiders come along to keep everything balanced. ( a pack of dogs and cats too. Not necessarily harmful to you, but they are still predators who will keep the population from getting too big.)

-Basically a small slice of earth.

-He expects to be well rewarded too. After all, he did all of that so you wouldn't be homesick. He even offered to take a few other humans to keep you company, however you quickly declined that offer.

-No one else should be dragged into this.

-He has other things from earth as well.

-Magazines, tvs, manga, and much more. He even had some of the other Dark Matter Thieves set up a small human abode for you, so you'd feel even more at home.

-Although the exercise area looks more like a playroom for cats, with windows for you to look at space, and even small areas for you you rest; it was still useful.

-All in all will do whatever to keep you comfortable. However he does require payback for his efforts. Compliment him, thank him. Worship him, not much in return, really.

Yandere:

-He'll take out an entire planet for you, himself.

-If you simply don't like the way the planet looks, he'll destroy it before you can even say aloud your thoughts of its inhabitants.

-If you find a small alien creature cute, he'll bring part of its ecosystem on board for all it's needs. (So basically anything you want.)

-All he asks in return is your undying loyalty, trust and love. (Cough worship cough)

-Call him "My Lord" he likes that.

-Prove that you trust him and you'll get anything your heart desires.

-Do you want an entire fucking planet? Yes? Hm, he'll see what he can do.

-You share his quarters and pretty much everything else.

-I mean it's implied but he'd wreck an entire galaxy for you.

-The people of that planet treated you poorly while his crew were gathering resources? He'll happily nuke them.

- If you fall in love with a planet, he'll be sure to pass it by, or stop by as often as possible. The inhabitants are smart and therefore fearful of him.

-Due to your love of that planet, he'll both let you see it from the ship, and he will treat it's residents with respect. As long as they treat you well.

-Remember, all you have to do is love him back.

-Don't get me started on what will happen if you don't.

-Everything I mentioned? He'll strip it away. Those aren't needs. They are privileges. He treats you well, and you return that with trying to escape?

-Do you talk too much to one of his crewmen?

-That crew member disappears overnight.

-Do you attempt to leave? He'll lock you up tightly.

-The one thing he's willing to forgive is fearfulness.

-After all, you did watch him destroy your planet.

-Flinches and avoiding eye contact are okay, as long as you grow out of it quickly.

-He'll often hold you in his lap while on his throne. Prepare to feel like a lap dog.

-If he's planning on destroying a place, and you mention wanting to spend time with him or something else… He'll let his crew take over.

-If you play your cards right, you can be one of the most powerful beings in the universe.

[bl4cklabyrinth]

Live Report: MY FIRST STORY TOUR 2019 Semi-Final at Kobe World Memorial Hall

Disclaimer: Take note that all of these reports were translated by ear, so there is no assurance of accuracy. Because of this, please do not retranslate my work. I am no Japanese or English native.

I am only reposting the relevant MCs from my Twitter thread for archive purposes. Please check my tweets to read more about my thoughts on the show.

Photo by Takashi Konuma | Taken from MFS’ official Twitter

Setlist

SE

不可逆リプレイス

Black Rail

ブラック・スワン

花-0714-(Re:arrange)

monologue

虚言NEUROSE

KING & ASHLEY

mine

君のいない夜を越えて

終焉レクイエム (Acoustic ver.)

Love Letter (Acoustic ver.)

LET IT DIE (Acoustic ver.)

Band session

無告

Missing You

Weight of my pride (Pay money To my Pain cover)

MONSTER

絶体絶命

ACCIDENT

モノクロエフェクター

REVIVER

With You

Encore

THE OVER (UVERworld cover)

LET IT DIE

ALONE

Story about Weight Loss

Hiro: Anyway, this has no relation (to the acoustic session) whatsoever, but didn’t I get super thin?

Kid’z: You did! Tell us more! You really did lose weight! Nob too!

Hiro: We declared during Hall Tour that we’d lose weight within one month, but we couldn’t do it. We made a promise though, didn’t we? I did my very best, you know?? I seriously gave it all I got!!

Kid’z: I’ve been avoiding carbs for a long time, and even tried diligently apportioning my meals and stuff like that. But before I knew it, I was already eating curry!

Crowd: *laughs*

Fan: How much weight did you lose?

Hiro: I dropped 6 kg.

Crowd: Ohhh! *claps*

Kid’z: That’s a lot!

Hiro: Amazing, right? On the contrary, I’ve always been fat.

Kid’z: No, seriously.

Hiro: I lost weight so that I can get fat again. I want to get fat so I lose weight. When I’ve lost weight, I’ll gain weight again. It’s a never ending cycle.

Kid’z: Don’t leave it as it is!

Hiro: I get told that all the time. I mean, I’m gonna gain weight before METROCK again anyway.

Kid’z: Isn’t METROCK great though?

Hiro: Can I say this? Why do they hold festivals at such a season?

Kid’z: Because (the weather) is cool? I once thought Doraemon was the one singing.

Hiro: Who you calling 123 cm tall?

Kid’z: Nobita-kun.

Hiro: I’m not the blue geezer.

Kid’z: He isn’t a geezer!

Hiro: He’s a geezer, isn’t he?

Crowd: *laughs*

Hiro: Generally, we release a CD around spring or summer. Then we start tour around autumn, right? From the beginning of fall, Hiroki starts losing weight. Little by little. Then, year end starts rolling in. By the end of the year, tour ends, it becomes production season, and eating Hiroki comes out. Hiroki enters hibernation, just like any other large mammal.

Kid’z: You need to stock up, right?

Hiro: Yep, so I can get through winter. Then it becomes spring again. METROCK is waiting for me, but I don’t want stocked-weight-from-hibernation-at-its-max Hiroki to be exposed there! Why do I keep getting told I got fatter or thinner every time?! Leave me alone!!!

Kid’z: But you did your best, right?

Hiro: ...Yep.

Kid’z: Good job.

Crowd: *claps*

Kid’z: How about Nob? How are you doing?

Nob: I lost 5 kg.

Hiro: You lost weight only because you were sick, right?

Kid’z: Because his tonsils were taken out.

Nob: I haven’t gotten my sense of taste back up until now.

Hiro: Don’t let yourself lose one of your most important senses!

Nob: Some time ago I had pickles and it was the best.

Hiro: What an old man.

Story about Poor Kid’z (figuratively and literally)

Kid’z: This story has no relation to anything we’ve talked about so far, but you (Hiro) started an IG account, right? During Hall Tour. Since then, you did a lot of things to me, like that game with the paper cups and the 10,000 yen you put inside one of them, which I played along with having good intentions in mind. I chose the right cup and you gave me the bill, but you revealed that there was 100,000 yen in the other cups.

Hiro: Yep.

Kid’z: ...I tried that with a friend. I was caught. 100,000 yen.

Hiro: Eh?? They made a winning move, huh.

Kid’z: I was like, “Oh no, what should I do?? Should I take it back?” I wanted to be able to fool someone, to get a taste of how it feels! So I started turning the cups around thinking I could do it like you did. When it was time for them to pick, my friend chose a different cup, and in my head I was all, “No no no, not that!!!” and eventually they got it...

Hiro: That person probably saw my IG post and thought you were an idiot.

Thoughts on Marriage

After Love Letter, Hiro and Kid'z talked about being excited yet nervous to play the next song, since it's been a while since they last played it.

Kid’z: Speaking of which, the person beside me seems to be nervous!!

Nob: *rubbing his palms on his pants*

Kid’z: Can I do a hand check? *touches Nob's palm* It's all sticky!

Hiro: Eh? You're scared of making a miss again? Like in Yokoari? Higedan. Ah! Speaking of which, Satoshi-kun got married! Congratulations!

H&K: *congratulate Nob*

Hiro: Eh? Official?

Kid’z: This is Unofficial.

Hiro: Ah, sorry. Unofficial. He got married, huh... There's been a crazy marriage rush recently... 

Kid’z: Yeah, it's been all over LINE NEWS lately.

Hiro: Right. back number, Higedan, Maple Chogokin.

Kid’z: You're mean for putting Maple Chogokin as last!

Hiro: No no no. *laughs* The marriage rush is insane, right... Right... Insane right... 

Fan: Do you want to get married?

Hiro: ...I don't wanna get married. 

Crowd: Eh???

Hiro: Do you? Someday, I assume. As for me, I don't wanna get married at all. 

Kid’z: *in a teasing tone* Is it because you don't have a partner?

Hiro: *taunting tone* Ha? Ha? Ha? What the hell are you saying, you.

Kid’z: Ah, sorry we had a little quarrel.

Hiro: Let's get a divorce first!

Kid’z: What the hell is this breakup!

Poor Nob

Photo by Takashi Konuma | Taken from Hiro’s IG post

Hiro: Anyway, are we good? You (Nob) still seem nervous. How are his fingers?

Kid’z: They're tender. 

Hiro: If I had to play it in a room like this, I'd be pissed.

Nob: *strums a tune*

Kid’z: It's that song!! It's definitely that song, right? Can you do it, Nob bear? Are you alright? You practiced last night without sleeping.

Kid’z: Give him your support.

Crowd: Cute!! You can do it!!!

Kid’z: The pressure on you is rising, huh.

Hiro: *in an old man voice* You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!

Kid’z: Eh? What was that voice? Father?

Hiro: *taunting tone* Ha? What the hell are you saying. Who you calling father, come home and I'll kill you.

Kid’z: Ah, sorry. Father, I apologize.

Hiro: to Nob You okay? Dududadududa~ (T/N: the intro of LET IT DIE) The last song for the acoustic session. Please listen, LET IT DIE.

Then, Hiro crouched down from his seat and kneeled, looked at Nob closely, and so did Kid’z. Nob stared back, aced the dududadududa intro and everybody clapped for him! However, Nob made a mistake towards the very end, playing the last string of notes twice. When they were walking back to the main stage, Hiro put his arm around Nob and teased in a mocking tone, "Hey, in LET IT DIE, in LET IT DIE, hey, during the acoustic set, hey, I was satisfied with the beginning, but in the middle of the song, hey, you made a mistake, right? Even if you were doing so well." When they got back to the main stage, Nob bowed down in apology.

Weight of my pride MC

Hiro: Your voice has been heard! There were a lot of requests for PTP, and in my heart, PTP is my eternal hero. It shouldn't be just us; so that he can also hear your voices, shout as loud as you can Kobe!!! Next song is called Weight of my pride!

Check out their version of the performance at Saitama Super Arena here:

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モノクロエフェクター MC

Hiro: How are we doing Kobe? I thought everyone in Kobe could handle it, you know? Aren't y'all drinking too much milk tea? Your nipples are gonna become tapioca if you drink too much milk tea, you know? Well, if you're sure you're not drinking too much then you should be able to handle it, so let's all dance together!!

Reviver MC

Hiro: Thank you so much for today! It's been a great day, I'm really grateful. I've always been alone. I've lost so many people I didn't want to lose, and I've let go of things I didn't want to part with many times. I might not be able to change the world with music, but because of music, I met the members, I met all of you, and it made me think that my life was pretty impressive. I want to believe it was my destiny to meet all of you here tonight, so let's keep walking together Kobe!!!

With You MC

Hiro: Thank you so much for today, Kobe!!! After this, the tour will be ending soon. Thinking about it makes me sad, but knowing that you will all be supporting us next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and even after 10 years makes me feel very grateful. But there's one thing I want to say before today ends: Kobe, I love you!!!

THE OVER MC

Hiro: How was it? MFS' UVERworld. Did I become Hiroki∞? This song was really difficult. The way the lyrics jump, especially during the part before the last chorus.

Kid’z: I didn't learn that note.

Hiro: *emphasizes the difficult enunciation of a line from the song* Unbelievable, I had a hard time remembering it.

Kid’z: The instruments were tough, too. Even Nob was complaining, there were notes he had never seen before.

Hiro: I couldn't match the timing of the lyrics either. I had to enter at an exact time, 3 characters in one second!! If MFS were to do it, we'd go with a lower key.

Kid’z: You say MFS but it's your key, right? Your voice is hella loud you know.

Hiro: It's because if I'm alone, then it's not MFS.

Kid’z: Nah, we were able to match the key, but only you can sing it that high, right? (T/N: They seemed to have raised the key by 2 octaves)

Hiro: You guys thought the cover song was only Weight of my pride, didn't you? You're wrong! We did UVERworld but we received many other requests. There were a lot of PTP songs in the tags. Who else was it... Sheena Ringo, Oral, and King Gnu too.

Kid’z: Weirdly enough, B'z was highly requested too. 

Hiro: It'd be weird if I sang their songs.

Crowd: Sing! Sing! Sing!

Hiro: 萎えぇぇ！萎えぇぇ！萎えぇぇぇぇー (T/N: Nae is Japanese slang that roughly translates to “no” or “ugh” in this context) Wait a minute. Change the song.

Kid’z: *offended tone* Huh?

Hiro: Well then, sing a line that starts with A!

Hiro: You're an Ultra Soul Idiot. Do you know any other song apart from Ultra Soul?

Kid’z: Of course I do! Don't you? All of you? I love them more than anyone else, I'm even in the fanclub! こいよ！！

Kid’z: *sings a B'z line that starts with A*

Hiro: Gi!

Kid’z: Gi? *sings a line that starts with Gi* I told you, I can do anything.

Teru: Yu!

Kid’z: Yu? YUME JANAI ARE MO KORE MO SONO TE DE DOA MO AKEMASHOU, SHUKUFUKU GA HOSHII NARA KANASHIMI O SHIRI HITORI DE NAKIMASHOU, SOSHITE KAGAYAKU ULTRA SOUL!

Crowd: HEY!!!

Hiro: Oi, Teruki!! Why did you say "yu"?! You should've let him build up first before making him sing "yu"!! It was too early to make him sing that as the third song!

Kid’z: It felt really good!!

Hiro: Why did you say "yu" so quickly?!

Teru: I just made a mistake.

Hiro: Don't be an airhead!!

Kid’z: I'm really grateful!

Nob’s Redemption Arc

After their UVERworld cover, Hiro asked the audience what they should do next. The crowd started screaming different songs, to which Hiro said "I'm seriously fine with anything." Nob suddenly played the first three notes of LET IT DIE, to which Hiro said, "Ah, from earlier?" Kid'z said, "He made a mistake a while ago, so let's give him another chance." Then Nob started practicing. The crowd screamed, "You can do it!!!" then Nob walked towards the center stage and did a moonwalk. Hiro was all, "You can't do it, you're not Michael Jackson!" then sang a MJ line and howled his signature "Woo!"

Final MC

Hiro: Today was truly an amazing day, thank you all so much. We had such an intense gathering here at Kobe World Memorial Hall. The first Coming Kobe was also held here. We have so, so, so many memories here in this place. Right now, we're still on our way to reaching our dream. From hereon, we don't know if we could make such a big dream come true. We still have a long way there, but we're doing our best every year, making music for everyone and visiting various places as well. Next year, and the year after that, and even after 10 years, it would be nice if we could all make amazing memories together. Thank you so much! We're definitely coming back, Kobe!!

Photo by Takashi Konuma | Taken from Hiro’s IG post

[reiner-is-back-bitches]

Smutober Prompts and Fandoms

Okay so I’m going to be listing the prompts for Smutober and fandoms I’m willing to write for. I have some ships picked but I am taking requests for the ones I don’t. Don’t hesitate to get in touch!

1) Sex Machine feat: Genos x Reader (COMPLETED)

2) Force Feeding feat: Dieter Hellstom x Hugo Stiglitz

3) Bukkake

4) E-Stim

5) Restraint feat: Elliot Stabler x Reader

6) Distracted feat: Eren x Mikasa

7) Pet Play

8) Smothering

9) Voyeurism feat: Levi x Eren x Mikasa

10) Oviposition feat Zen x Reader

11) Photography/Videotaping feat: Sangwoo x Seungbae

12) All The Way Through

13) Humiliation

14) Primal (Prey/Hunter)

15) Aftercare

16) Cum Milking feat: Porco x Reiner

17) Breath Play

18) Teacher/Student feat: Erwin x Levi

19) Masturbation

20) Deep Throat/Throat Buldge feat: Reiner x Historia

21) Rituals

22) Vore

23) Public feat: Reiner x Bertholt (COMPLETED)

24) Medical (Doctor/Patient)

25) Size Difference feat Erwin x Levi

26) Lingerie

27) Multiple Penatration/Gang Bang feat: Mumen Rider x Genos x Saitama

28) Extreme Insertion/Stomach Buldge

29) Waxplay feat: Mori x Reader

30) Bondage/Shibari feat: Jumin x Zen

31) Priest/Demon

Fandoms for Smutober

Attack on Titan

One Punch Man

Ouran High School Host Club

Mystic Messenger

True Blood

Hellsing Ultimate

Law and Order: SVU

YuYu Hakaso

Breaking Bad

The Walking Dead

Preacher

Afro Samurai

Harry Potter

Black Lagoon

Psycho-Pass

Parasyte

Elfen Lied

Blood-C

Black Cat

The World Ends With You

The Hunger Games

Pirates of the Carribean

Killing Stalking

Inglorious Basterds

Weeds

High School of the Dead

Sherlock

Supernatural

I’d love to get requests from y'all!!! Don’t hesitate to reach out to me and tell me what you want!

[appreciated-cybernetics]

Manga spoilers

Okay y'all I know this is a Saigenos sideblog but man that latest manga chapter is why I am HERE for this series - I want that whole 30+ pages up on my wall But I think my favorite part is the way King pulls Saitama back onto his feet without necessarily having the answer himself?? Sure, he's bullshitting, and at one point Saitama even calls him out on it, but at the core King really is trying to help out his friend So he's just throwing all this bullshit out there in the hopes that something in it resonates with Saitama - which, hey, is exactly what happens! And they joke with each other and move on from it. Saitama doesn't necessarily have the answer to his problem, and neither does King, but they can still help each other out just by trying There's something bizarrely positive about the idea of bullshit in ONE's work, and I really, really love that