#(.crack)

[estarion]

calling him daddy when he is not, in fact, your daddy

[soundlessroom]

Galemancer joined my mating call a few months ago and we reached 666 voices, so I just had to be the adult I am to celebrate that.

As promised, I delievered, please for seeing the UNCENSORED Vers head over to my Bsky ♥

Screenshots to never forget how degenerate we are for the Rizzard under the cut.

[trollexswife]

I have a really big crush on rayman from the Netflix series . This is my confession

uhh new update coming soon!

[lunaetis]

pat the familiar looking raccoon ? ▸ yes ▸ no ▸ pick it up ▸ would it bite ?

[meadowlarksabove]

"Who's gonna match my freak?"

[abyssembraced]

"I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE A FATHER."

"BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL WANT TO BE A MOTHER!!"

[soldier-lodbrok]

In case anyone has been wondering how Glenn has been doing in the last 20mins of El.den Ring.

[nepristoynyy]

It's PRIDE MONTH so you know what that means...

✨R A I N B O W C A P I T A L I S M ✨

He's going to make so much money~!

[viridianwins]

Alhaitham: It appears I've fallen madly in love with you.. Crosseyra: I'm sorry? Alhaitham: You are forgiven.

[erobret]

Ashley vc : saddler is more cringe than that one camp rock scene

[estarion]

　　　you've been called into his office.

@ nobody 3 - you are much better at cheating than your peers vela and nezumi - they saw answers and still only got 8 correct. @ VELA - EXPELLED. luna too for helping you cheat. @ PERFECTION - then why did you only get 8 !? @ NEZUMI - E X P E L L E D . @ GALE - genuinely impressed by you. the ACTUAL top score. +4 for being on my good side now. @ LUNA BASKERVILLE. - very nice. i see us as equals. @ EMMA - a valiant effort. why do you think i want bitches so badly? @ HANA - you pay more attention than i'd have given you credit for. your wrong answers are inoffensive, also. @ BETTY - you got all the ones that matter correct. well, except one. darling, i'm hurt. you're not still upset, surely... @ oof - this was probably nezumi. @ oh no - or this was ... . . . or was it @bloodtwin ? @ AMAY - attention doesn't matter to me that much, you know ? @ CASSIAN - you got the last one correct. +5 to your score. bravo. @ TARA - your complaining got me in trouble. @ UMBRAL - this isn't a bad score. the final question matters most and you did not hesitate to utter the correct words. +5 for you. @ SIVIR - we've only just met, so this is a sane result. impressed that you guessed my birth city. @ wouldn't you like to know - i need to know who's almost as bad at guessing as i am. are you nobody 3's alter ego ? @ FALL FUCKING ESTO - there are things more important in life than bitches. @ 🥺 - @selunaris, is this you ? you're expelled, luna. understand me, luna? @ RAKATAK - i would have helped you cheat. @ RAPHAEL - it pleases me that you know so little.

[got-mouth]

"Jealous, @ncrosha? Of course you are ♥"

[royaletiquette]

Truly a man of class, chivalry, and poise, waiting for a woman to look away before fantasizing about her chest.

[lunaetis]

the duality of the space raccoon named eden.

[meadowlarksabove]

@tempesttragedy

Celia agrees

"Would you let me prepare meat for you?" 🥺

[abyssembraced]

No snoot to boop...