#(ASKS) ' ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾʰᵃᶰᵗᵒᵐ ᵀʰᶦᵉᵛᵉˢ﹖ '

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‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’

 ‘ it ain’t that bad, look at the bright side. ‘  so Quill had stormed off, Drax seemed to be utterly offended at Flash’s sudden outburst due to the absurdity of their entire situation. a mad Titan still chased them, Symbiotes running amuck trying to proclaim him to be some sort of hero of their people and  their ship needing heavy repairs if they hoped to go anywhere else than an early grave.   ‘ i wasn’t affected so--- it ain’t all shit. ‘

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❝ Is that piss, mate? Did you just squirt piss in my mouth? We so are done, professionally! ❞

‘ it ain’t piss. trust me if it were my piss--- scratch that, if it were anyone’s piss from this flarkin’ ship you’d probably be deader than...well a very dead thing. you don’t wanna know the shit Drax puts down his throat on a daily basis. as for Groot? you’d assume sap but you’d be assumin’ wrong.  PH levels you humies ain’t never seen. ‘ 

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‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’

  ‘ you offerin’ sweetcheeks? because i don’t know if you’ve noticed but i am entirely made for domesticated livin’ and loungin’  it didn’t take much to attract him, especially not when someone with such a pretty face and distinguished ... features said such things.  sidling up to her with a mischievous grin making its way onto his face he’d attempt to flaunt his fluffy features.  ‘ y’know, i don’t even need t’ wear pants either. i think we’re onto somethin’ here, whaddya think? ‘