@more-than-a-princess
✏️ (But for the Shirous, Van, -and- El Melloi)
Sonia (non-despair): I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Shirou(non-despair): I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Sonia, to Shirou (non-despair): Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Sonia (non-despair): *throws a brick through the window*
Sonia (non-despair): Okay, let’s go.
Sonia: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Shirou: ...what happened ?
Sonia: I made a VERY bad mistake
Shirou: I don’t mean to be rude—
Sonia: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
Van: Remember, violence is never the answer.
Sonia: You're right, Van.. Violence can't be the answer.
Van: Correct, Sonia. Now, on to the next lesso-
Sonia: Violence is the question.
Sonia: And the answer is yes !
Van: Sonia, no !!
Sonia: I want to kiss you.
Van, not paying attention: What ?
Sonia: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Sonia, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, El-Melloi II.
El-Melloi II, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
El-Melloi II: I am going to need you to swear-
Sonia: Fuck.
El-Melloi II:
El-Melloi II: ...swear as in promise.
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@cantillat said: ❛ You’re about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❜ (from Shirou)
200 RANDOM DIALOG PROMPTS
“Are you aware there are poisonous butterflies?” Nem said, twirling her Fuuma blade in her fingers.
“Most commonly loved is the Monarch. The exclusive diet of the poisonous milk weeds causes the butterflies to become poisonous once they emerge from their chrysalis. The red lacewing shows it’s poisonous by it’s colors. Although my favorite being the Pipevine Swallowtails. It’s caterpillar stage is spent solely feasting upon the toxic pipevines. The plant is filled to the brim with aristolochic acids. This defense is so great that most, if not all butterflies mimic this one.” A small pause as the other looked at him, a glint of mischievousness in her emerald hues.
“So thank you, for such a compliment. I am a poisonous butterfly, luring my enemies near so I can strike.”
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