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keepthetension · 9 months

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friends. i dreamed that i was on a cute little library date with inspector sexypants?

like, it's quiet so we have to whisper so of course my face has to be this close to yours. it's only polite for me to help you hold up this book you're talking about and maybe our fingertips brush a little, what about it. can't walk too far apart (out of whispering range; see above) and oh whoops our shoulders are touching. that kind of bullshit

and i can only assume my actual brain came fully online for a second because i was like, wait a minute. he's driving me home after this. whatever books i chose, i don't have to lug them back in my shoulderbag. I CAN GET AS MANY HEAVY, THICK-ASS HARDCOVER BOOKS AS I WANT! and sprinted for the graphic novel section

don't think i'm getting a second date. sorry, inspector sexypants

#the sign the series #look. there was this multivolume set with THE MOST gorgeous gilded illustrations! but man oh man were they massive weighty tomes #like sir you are fine as hell but who can resist the allure of having the reading material you covet in your own grubby little paws #lol i'm not even up to date with this show! but my brain was like: hey. do you remember him. he is important (i do remember! i'm just busy!#(also i am aroace so like all this furtive glancing and accidental touching omg i could NEVER in real life)#also what's wild is he DID come and find me though? and helped me carry everything?? i must have SO much rizz in my dreams holy shit #anyway i think there like three other akk appreciators in this fandom?#but i hope inspector sexypants takes you on a dream visit to the library too!#may you NOT cockblock yourselves like i did though hehe

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