#(and even then he was pretty bad at it on abafar? but that can be excused because amnesia and brain injury)

[redbean-nom]

love that nobody can function without echo in the empire era. the batch keeps losing the ship, barely manage to finish their missions, and entirely forgo strategy. and then on the other hand, rex pre-echo-joining-the-rebellion was living in an abandoned garage with one singular tiny ship. then shortly after echo joins they have a whole base with like twenty troopers and real doors and actual food and a ship actually designed for long distance travel.

[jetii]

500 Follower Celebration Request List

Running list of requests I’ve received so far! Not in any particular order. I’ll try to keep this up to date as I work through these. Prompt list under the cut for easy tracking.

Completed:

Tech x Reader #36

Crosshair x Jedi!Reader #56 sfw

Hunter x Reader #21

In Progress:

Fives x Reader #9 / Fives x Reader #9 or #13

Rex x Goldie #18

Wrecker x Jedi!Reader #2

Echo x Reader #21

Received:

Rex x Reader #84

Cody x Reader #53

Scorch/Fox/Dogma x Reader #51

Mayday x Reader #83 & #16

Rex x Reader #21

Echo x Reader #54

Fives x Reader #43

Rex x Reader #15, #28, & #34

Imperial!Crosshair x Reader #83

Tech x Sarad fluff

Ponds x Reader smut

Post-Order66!Cody x Reader #67

Wolffe x Reader #52, #68, & #100

Crosshair x Jedi!Reader fluff/smut

Fox x Reader #19, #27, #38 & #14

Echo x Jedi!Reader #45

Abafar!Gregor x Reader #1, #53, #55, #69, or #75

Wolffe x Reader #28, #35, & #68

Hunter x Reader #77

Thorne x Reader #52

Echo x Jedi!Reader #12 & #29

Tech x Reader #66

Howzer x Jedi!Reader #79

Crosshair x Medic!Reader #15

Wolffe x Jedi!Reader #67 & #92

Crosshair x Reader #30 & #16

Wrecker/Fives x Reader #11 and/or #29

Crosshair x Medic!Reader #48 & #53

Wrecker x Reader #49

Jesse x Reader #60

Kix x Bounty Hunter! Reader #24, #29, #56

Tech x Medic!Reader #94 or #70 sfw

Wolffe/Fox x Jedi!Reader #2 & #14

Fives x Jedi!Reader #2, #34, #43, #45

Hunter x Reader #100

Fox? x Reader #11 or #30

Wrecker x Medic!Reader #3

Echo x Mechanic!Reader #33, #34, #35

Hunter fluff/smut

NSFW Prompt List

1. “I’ve been thinking about you all day.”

2. “I don’t think you’re supposed to use the Force like that.”

3. “You know I hated seeing him/her touching you.”

4. “Wow, did they teach you that at the Academy?”

5. “Be quiet, I don’t want the Commander to catch us in here.”

6. “Not bad, but I think you can be louder than that.”

7. “Quiet baby, do you want everyone in the barracks to hear you?”

8. “I like when you say my name like that. Can you do it again?

9. “Stop rubbing yourself on me.” / “I’m not, I’m trying to get us out of here.”

10. “Baby, please, help me get you naked.”

11. “That sounded like you’re asking me to fuck your ass.”

12. “Use your words, mesh’la. Tell me how I’m making you feel.”

13. “No way. If you are gonna go home with someone from 79s, then it’s gonna be me.”

14. “You look good sitting on my desk, but you’d look even better bent over it.”

15. “Hmm, I thought I told you not to fall in love with me.”

16. “Oh, we’re not done yet. I’m planning on making you cum again.”

17. “Are you sure you want to leave? Because once we get home you’re not leaving my bed.”

18. “I don’t think the General will approve.” / “Well lucky for me, I don’t give a fuck what he thinks right now.”

19. “Maybe I should use my binders on you instead.”

20. “You have to stay quiet baby, or they’ll hear us.”

21. “Moan a little louder, cyare. Let all of 79s know who’s fucking you.”

22. “Kriff, this closet is smaller than I remembered.” / “Wait, when the hell have you been in here?”

23. “That dress looks pretty mesh’la, but it would look even better on my floor.”

24. “Your charms won’t work on me, pretty. I’m not that kind of bounty hunter.”

25. “Fuck, you sound so pretty when you beg. Ask me again.”

26. “You keep calling me that. What does it mean?”

27. “I think you’re hiding something from me, and I’m going to find out what it is.”

28. “Osik, sweetheart - call me ‘sir’ again.”

29. “Atiniir, cyar’ika. Take all of me, just like that.”

30. “Do you really think you can handle both of us?”

31. “Fucking finally… I’ve been trying to get you alone all night.”

32. “Kriff, you look so pretty on your knees.”

33. “I bet you use that line on everyone.” / “Why, is it working?”

34. “Let me love you, before I have to leave again.”

35. “That’s it baby, fucking soak my cock.”

36. “I don’t know why you’re complaining, you’re the one that wanted to play strip Sabacc.”

37. “You act so sweet, but we both know you’re a whore for my cock.”

38. “I bet your little panties are soaked, aren’t they? I can practically smell you from here.”

39. “Thanks for letting me sit in your lap.” / “You’re welcome. I’ve been told my face is more comfortable… if you want to try that out, too.”

40. “Do you want to go grab a bite?” / “Sure, I’m always ready to eat out.”

41. “I probably shouldn’t say this out loud… but you have a great ass.” / “You are right. About both, I mean.”

42. “I am going to need another drink before I do that with you.”

43. “You are wetter than Kamino, baby… Sorry, that sounded hotter in my head.”

44. “Don’t bother, I don’t need to take it all off to fuck you.”

45. “You’re prettier than the stars above, you know that?”

46. “Slow down, mesh’la. Not gonna last if you keep that up.”

47. “Come on sweetheart, give me one more. I know you can.”

48. “For someone who acts like they hate me, you sure find a way to get me alone a lot.”

49. “You really want it that bad? Then beg me for it.”

50. "I've never seen the Marshal Commander look like that before... what did you say to him?"

51. “Come on.. you're acting like you haven't done this before." / "Wait, what - you haven't?"

52. “Just because you're pretty, it doesn't mean you can just get away with anything." / "You think I'm pretty?"

53. "Fuck, I can't pretend I haven't thought about this."

54. “I'll be back from the mission soon, sweetheart. Stars, I can't wait to see you.”

55. “Please tell me you want this, too."

56. “I-I don’t know if I want to yell at you or fuck you.” / “Surprisingly that is not the first time I’ve heard that.”

57. “I’ve seen you drive a speeder, I’m not letting you anywhere near my ship.”

58. “I want you coming on my cock all night.”

59. “You’re a lot, uh- bigger than I was expecting.”

60. “What am I thinking about? Mesh’la, you do not want to know.”

61. “You know, I don’t think your ship is damaged at all. I think you just wanted to get me on my back.”

62. “I’d rather be captured by the Empire than kiss you.”

63. “Stop holding back, I want you to fuck me like you mean it.”

64. “Mm, nice try, but I think you can do better than that.”

65. “You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to fuck you.”

66. “Do you really think behaving like that is going to get you what you want?”

67. “It’s taking all my self control not to bend you over the table and fuck you right here.”

68. “God, you’re filthy, you know that? So fucking wet from my hand around your throat.”

69. “No one has ever made me feel as good as you do.”

70. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

71. “Mm, you’re so confident. What makes you think you can take both of us?”

72. “Please?” / “You know I can’t, pretty girl/boy.”

73. “I don’t care if that’s your bunk - scoot over.”

74. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re jealous.”

75. “Fuck, were you just touching yourself?”

76. “I can think of a few ways to pass time while we’re in hyperspace.”

77. “Careful baby, gonna make me crash if you keep that up.”

78. “He doesn’t deserve to even look at you.”

79. “Mm, I don’t think you getting into my pants was part of the mission.”

80. “Stars, you make the prettiest sounds when you cum.”

81. “Fuck, I need you in me right now.”

82. “Cyare, if you keep looking at me like that, I might just have to take you right here.”

83. “You are a sweet little thing, aren’t you? So obedient.”

84. “Captain if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re trying to flirt with me.”

85. “Mm, isn’t that against regulations?”

86. “I want to see you wearing your/my helmet and nothing else.”

87. “It’s been a long time - still as charming as ever, I see.”

88. “Hah! You’re cute… but you’re not that cute.”

89. “Be careful, sweetheart. Do you really think that's a good idea?”

90. “You’re playing a dangerous game, girl/boy.”

91. “You're the only person that could say that to me and live.”

92. “Fuck, knowing that you’re walking around filled with my cum has me so hard.”

93. “Ha, you act like you're not interested - but I see the way you look at me.”

94. “Stars, you’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

95. “That’s it baby, swallow all of it. Such a good girl/boy.”

96. “If you want me to fuck you, then I’m going to be the only one fucking you. You got that?”

97. “You just can't stay away, can you?”

98. “Tell yourself whatever you want, but we both know it's my cock you keep coming back to.”

99. “Ah, I think you can ask a little more nicely than that.”

100. “Fuck me harder, please, I want to still feel you tomorrow.”

[f0xd13-blog]

one last shit and now it's for gwed ... I wanna tell U a story that just happened to me to whoever Portuguese is reading... iN ENGLiSH... Because of the story itself; so I been on my business sometimes asking for a cigarette on the streets to notice how they react to it so it's quite common for gypsies and even pajos to use what we call anglicanismos (an-d lee can is Mohs) words in English that got Portuguesefied I guess. It is considered calon and what the Portuguese call calão which is a mix of Spanish/Portuguese with English words or even words in Romany in Lisbon it is specially quite common and even in Portuguese territories in Africa some examples are Wii (we) ,e "esse business", fooleiro, pretty much everything in English but ending with ar(e) or eiro like "vou workar" and even in portuguese itself like "vou abaFAR", moh puto meaning me or even meu boy ... So because most gees from Lisbon ended up immigrating to usa namely my in fact cousins tgis got associated with black ppl more as "falar a preto"as a beep nicca . So when I was asking for the cigarette I asked like "arranjas-me um night por favor?" (Night is a cigarette) The guy gave me a cigarette but got really mad like "what is a night? Awhy do u say it like that?" (He totally knew it but not to the extent I explained just the talking nicca mentality ) I answered that I was used to it but smiling and being respectful , he became really rude because i was talking like a nicca and u know i should talk in portuguese. Lesson: doesn't matter yhe dialect i use if u don't get it ask 50 times if u need it but if he didnt got it he wouldnt had corr3cted me. Respect yall. its in bad times we understand who really has respeito or not . Res pay to! É Nas Bad's que se vê quem é a me go! Res pay Tu!