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danmeichael · 2 months

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hualian would really be so fucking insufferable if you had to hang out with them. someone bumps into xl's shoulder and hc has to be physically restrained while xl talks him down like he's gentle parenting a little cornchip dog that likes to chew on shoes instead of a feral wolverine with a sexual fetish for killing anyone that's mean to it's boyfriend.

and this happens every time you guys go out for coffee.

#tgcf #hualian #and if you ask XL to not bring his feral boyfriend to the lunch date XL is chill but seems oblivious as to why.#(bc he thinks hc's guard dog isms are cute)#and HC will try to kill you with his mind next time he sees you.#so it's just net loss.#every one of xl's friends love him enough to tolerate hc #and i think that's a love almost as strong as hc's

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