#(chris&blair — i am the dreamer and we are the dream;)

[tyrionslannister]

🍼 FOR BOTHHH

{send in 🍼 and i’ll create a child for our characters !!}

CHRIS & BLAIR

- name: miracle ambrosio (she actually has her father’s last name but she doES NOT. LIKE IT. in fact she doesn’t really like miracle either bc chris’s family keeps joking about it like ‘well it was indeed a miracle lolz’ but well)- likes / dislikes: it’s easier to tell what she dislikes because she’s GRUMPY like the german side of chris’s family; while we’re on the matter, she hates it when people compare her to the adler family (which is why she does not use her dad’s name), when people mock her name, when people laugh at her, people in general the percy jackson series, star trek and…. well. but she DOES like: taking artsy pics of herself and her friends, cheesy rom coms, listening to the story of her parents’ relationship, eyeliner, thai food, norse mythology. this is so random lol- first word: “ed” (aka chris’ permanently drunk cousin), tho chris swears she was actually trying to say ‘dad’. no one believes him, ofc.- appearance: she’s sO TALL and slender, with a square shaped face, long and wavy red hair and blue eyes just like her parents - which parent they look more like: chris (which shuts up all the relatives trying to be funny and saying ‘lolz u sure this ur daughter buddy’. tho chris’s fist shuts them up too, but he doesn’t use it often ‘cause he’s mostly chill)- which parent they like more: she loves both equally she could never choose,,- height once fully grown: 184cm- job ambition: photographer- faceclaim: HEY I HADN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WHEN I WROTE ABOUT HER APPEARENCE!!!  but, ahem :D i guess…. katarzyna konderak??? yea she would be a good choice,,

ARTHUR & REBEKAH 

- name: erik filip holstein-makinen (he kind of bears the name of two disney princes and i think that’s neat)- likes / dislikes: so as a child he liked to play around with jewelry, which couldn’t be safe for a child, but well, and wearing crowns too big for his head so when he grows a little arthur gives him a crown and he’s so happy so he grows up wearing crowns. he loves crowns. but he also loves simpler things like lemon cakes and mint and the smell of new paper and freshly baked pies, rainy days and dancing!! (he’s a very extreme person he either loves smth or hates it,, so…) but he hates when people make stupid, obvious questions; when people make snarky comments abt his parents, but people don’t do it a lot bc his parents are king and queen so he does not have to worry about it much; and he really does not like the sun for some reason?? summer equals nightmare for erik.- first word: “erik” (arthur cannot stop laughing after it happens. ‘look at my son, so young and so narcissistic’, he says, crying tears of laughter while all the servants roll their eyes.)- appearance: he is also a tall guy!! his face is shaped like a heart and he has light brown, curly hair. and he’s blue eyed, too. and i’m terrible describing appearances lol- which parent they look more like: arthur (and he hates it. he wanted to look like his mother. ‘such a pretty hair colour’, says he, looking at her from a distance. ‘why couldn’t i have it toooo’)- which parent they like more: REBEKAH. no big surprise, since arthur is always either laughing his ass off or grumpy and serious af when he’s around his son. (erik likes his dad too but. u know. he’s mama’s boy and he’s proud of it.)- height once fully grown: 183cm- job ambition: “uh, idk, dude. maybe, you know… king of finland, perhaps??” – erik at some point of his life, probably. he’s so freaking done….- faceclaim: THIS IS THE HARDEST PART but again, uh, i chose finn jones bc i had to make a choice :’) -does he even look like jamie dornan??? who knows right, but it’s not like katarzyna looks a lot like sam heughan either soooo….. and well, yolo right

[tyrionslannister]

❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞

Chris ergueu os olhos para que pudesse encará-la, um meio sorriso sarcástico surgindo em seus lábios finos. “Considering you were born in Australia, this is quite a compliment, huh?” ele provocou, erguendo uma das sobrancelhas para Blair. Então respirou fundo, balançando a cabeça como se repreendesse a si mesmo. “You know what? Nevermind me. You might wanna reconsider this whole relationship thing; you probably deserve better,” ele torceu o nariz, e embora ainda sorrisse, não podia deixar de pensar que existia alguma verdade naquela constatação. “Though I don’t want you to reconsider,” apressou-se a acrescentar, portanto. “I love you, and if you reconsider you will definitely realise I am a lost cause, so please don’t. You’re my home too and all that. Don’t reconsider,” reiterou, soando ligeiramente mais desesperado do que pretendera a princípio. “Seriously. Please. I’ll buy you lunch.”

[tyrionslannister]

“You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”

“Well, I’m glad,” Chris joked, his lips curling up in a crooked smile. “No one would ever tell you that. They all want you for themselves,” he raised an eyebrow, speaking in a less jokingly voice tone now. “Too bad for them,” he added, shrugging his shoulders. “You already have an extremely good looking husband, why would you want to look at anyone but him?” he grinned widely. “And by ‘good looking husband’ I mean me. I am the good looking husband. Don’t be confused by the use of third person here.” 

[tyrionslannister]

[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.

[text] … uh well

[text] i guess it depends on which uncle

[text] BUT IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER BC I TOLD THEM ALL TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE