#(headcanons) dispatches from nevermore

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Headcanon time again

Larissa rents the movie “Flow” one night, and Agatha and Binx are mesmerized by the kitty. She even tells Agatha, “The cat looks like you, Miss Aggie!”

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A new headcanon!

Larissa recently took up painting with watercolors. Her first paintings were abstract things, but now she’s easing into landscapes.

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Larissa will be buried in either her most dramatic outfit or in her Swan Lake tutu. Either way, y’all better get fancy because she put the fun in funeral, darling! And she also better see pillbox hats with veils and cigarette holders at the service.

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Headcanon time! (TW: spiders)

Larissa doesn’t really like spiders. She hasn’t been bitten by any, luckily, but she doesn’t want to upset Morticia by crushing them. So she just gets a piece of paper, slides them under a glass jar, and sets them free.

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Headcanon

Although Larissa is a cat person, she does like watching the dog show on Thanksgiving.

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Headcanon (TW needles but the sewing kind)

Wednesday would probably have a love/hate relationship with crafts involving needle and thread. On one hand, it might be too cheerful for her taste. But on the other hand, she could use black and white fabric, embroider or cross stitch macabre quotes or designs, and it involves stabbing.

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Larissa loves the winter holidays as much as the next normie, but she does think that Christmas comes a little too early each year.

That, and she’s more in her element around Halloween.

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A headcanon that lives in my head rent free

I don’t know how she started it, but Larissa calls the taxidermy bear she has in her office “Betty the Bear.” Because she can.

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A List of Principal Weems Headcanons

She enjoys the arts and quite a lot of her hobbies are related to it: she knows ballet, she sings a bit, she plays the harp, and she can paint.

Larissa also knits and crochets. She likes making classic looking pieces but also can find a touch of the macabre in her works.

She’s learning tae kwon do, and is at her orange belt. Does she feel a bit foolish to be learning among younger children? Just a bit, but there are other adults in the class.

She once tried to learn how to play bridge. She gave up.

Even though she and Morticia are sort of rivals, she still likes her. She was probably a bridesmaid at her wedding.

Has secretly wanted to try bobsledding because it looks like fun!

Her favorite Disney parks ride would probably be The Haunted Mansion. You might catch her humming “Grim Grinning Ghosts” from time to time

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Holiday headcanon (featuring a twirling Gwendoline)

Weems’ favorite holiday movies are White Christmas and The Snowman. She also likes National Lampoon but doesn’t admit it much.

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This was the only time that Larissa took Agatha to “Pet Pictures with Santa.” Don’t worry, Santa’s fine.

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BEHOLD, A HEADCANON

Larissa knows how to knit. I don’t know how long it’ll take for her to make something but you better give her the pattern and the yarn and she’ll make it.

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Headcanon relating to the rain right now

Larissa has knit and crochet many cold weather accessories for herself and others. The first few ones were kind of wonky because she was figuring out the patterns, but now they look really nice and are quite cozy. And someone will eventually be gifted something she made herself.

She also has a folder on her computer with a bunch of patterns she wants to try or do again.

(Mun knit this capelet but let’s say that this is one of Larissa’s wardrobe staples and her magnum opus.)

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Just a cute little headcanon

When she’s in the office and not doing any work, Larissa plays with Agatha and Binx. Their favorite toy is the feather wand, and they also like to play with toy mice.

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Headcanon

Larissa collects music boxes, especially if they’re intricate or macabre. Her most prized possession is a ballerina one someone gave her. As it turns out, the ballerina on top of it is supposed to be her, since she dances ballet.

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Headcanon

Larissa loves it when you call her Rissie. Even if she’s in a bad mood, her face will just light up.