“On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.
The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.
In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.
When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.
By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.”
- journal entry of 22-year-old Emperor Uda on March 11, 889 CE and earliest record of a cat in Japan [x]
Black Cat (detail) by Hishida Shunso, 1910 [x]
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I don’t know if I brought up this headcanon before, but this is Larissa’s cat Agatha (as a kitten). Agatha is a friendly kitty and she loves watching her human dance ballet.
Aww, this is so cute. Larissa is definitely a cat person.
I think I might cry because of how cute the kitten is. :") ❤️
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send questions about the mun. instead of the mun, the muse will answer them.
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Netflix finally releases some official Larissa Weems merch!
Thanks to this post I became aware of this cute little Larissa keychain! She's part of a blind bag series so I just went straight to EBay and bought her without the hassle hehe. Now time for Netflix to bring out the Sandman Lucifer stuff!
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Here’s a kitten dressed as a bat to brighten up your day
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ごはんじゃぁ
あかなくなったでちが すわりやすいのでち
ぬくぬくなんでち
The new rice cooker can't be open but easier to sit...so warm......
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the addams family (2019) … sentence starters
“What a nervous man.“
“I won’t tell if you won’t.“
“What a lovely morning!“
“I need help, aren’t I people?“
“You’re welcome in advance.“
“It was my youth. I made mistakes!“
“No one torments my family but me.“
“Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!“
“I know that tone, dig up your brother.”
“I’ll never forget you, although I will try.”
“You put your underwear in the freezer.“
“Give my creature life! Live! I tell you, live!“
“Don’t forget to kick your father goodnight.“
“I’ve practiced that move in a lot of houses.“
“Don’t you dare talk to your mother like that.”
“I haven’t bathed in 2 weeks… or is it months?“
“You don’t have a cellphone? That is so weird.“
“It’s easy to be happy when you have no choice.“
“How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?“
“Darling, is that really as tight as you can make it?“
“This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive…“
“Tomorrow, you’ll become a man, and I’ll be a fugitive.“
“I wish something would liven this already tedious day.“
“It appears she’s worked everybody up into a crazed mob.“
“These people are monsters! They’ll ruin the neighborhood.“
“I’m not locked here with you, you’re locked in here with me.“
“If I’d known you were coming I could’ve made up the dungeon.“
“You’re just grumpy because you haven’t had your morning coffee.”
“Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.“
“I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.“
“Rasp-berry preserves… must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.“
“You have got to try these coffee grounds, they have a certain grit to them!“
“What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?“
“My mom has a lair and a jail? I knew I should’ve picked to live with my dad.”
“I always kind of knew it’d end like this, I just didn’t think it would be this soon.“
“Strange. There’s usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.“
“When you’re all grown up, you can travel all you want, but for now it’s safer here.”
“Who’d ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?“
“Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I’m hearing wedding bells!“
“It’s not (name) I’m worried about, it’s all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.”
“Everyone all right? No missing limbs that weren’t already missing before you came?“
“Don’t worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you’ll never even know I’m here.”
“Hand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candles…“
“I may not have a… cell-phone, but you don’t have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.“
“Well not exactly, there are restrictions. I’m not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building…”
“Not much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high.“
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the addams family (1991) … sentence starters
“Is it painful?“
“Are they dead?“
“Unhappy, darling?“
“I’m blinded by such beauty.“
“I’m going to electrocute him.“
“Leather straps, red-hot pokers!“
“Have you spoken to her parents?“
“It has to warm up… so it can kill you.”
“Don’t torture yourself… that’s my job.”
“Are they made from real Girl Scouts?“
“A day alone, only that would be death.”
“Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone?“
“Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.“
“I’ll never listen to you, never, ever, again!“
“He looks so sweet. Just like a little entrée.”
“I had to be strict with you because I cared!“
“How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?“
“I didn’t hate my mother. It was an accident!”
“You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!“
“To live without you, only that would be torture.“
“This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?“
“No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.”
“Crowbar, dynamite, cyanide. As if we’d run out.”
“What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?“
“We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.”
“They’re not your family, I am. They don’t love you, I do.“
“He won’t eat, he can’t sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.“
“There it is. Just what we’ve been searching for. Thank you.”
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.“
“It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.“
“You are too precious for words. Why, I could just… eat you alive!“
“Sit in the chair so we can play a game. It’s called ‘is there a God’.”
“Come on, Old Man, I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
“They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister!“
“You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.“
“This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.“
“Oh, my little bundle. So much you don’t understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.“
“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.“
“Uncle Nick-Nack’s winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack’s summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.”
“So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recruit others?“
“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!“
“Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me… Do it, again.”
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Larissa laughed dryly, since Xavier had a point. “That’s true, after all, money talks. Even if the thousand dollar outfit you bought from them disintegrates if you stare at it too hard, they’ve got your money and will laugh all the way to the bank.” She then looked down at her knitting needles once again. “I’ve made a cardigan for my sister Leota, and she likes it better than one she bought.”
Larissa had heard what Xavier had said about clothes, and it was true. “Oh no, it’s alright. I can’t stand that fast fashion stuff, it’s so unreliable. I remember I got something from a website and it fell apart after a few times wearing it. I was able to fix it but I was still worried about it tearing.”
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sum Phasmas bc i’m gay like that
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OMG!!!!
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Captain Phasma by VooDoo Val
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