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[hqtchetman]

(EDIT TO CLARIFY FOR ANY SELFSHIP BLOGS I AM FOLLOWING WHILE THIS IS TEMP PINNED!! My main blog that I follow from is @clockw0rkvaudeville, do not be alarmed if I follow you!!)

Wow hey uh actually I had an epiphany about this blog (and all other past attempts at creating a general fanfic area for myself in the past and failing)

I never actually post in these because I try too hard to make things for other rather than myself in the fandom context and thus never have the energy to do literally anything.

I was gonna change my pinned half a month ago and accidentally forgot to save as draft but now it doesn’t matter much since that was updates on who I’d be open to writing about.

Funny thing is everyone I was fine with writing about was a f/o of some sort so take that as ya will!

Anyway uh I have posted one (1) thing on this blog that isn’t the pinned or repost as far as I remember and it was a pile of headcannons about Turbo and Felix from Wreck it Ralph in like October 2024 and I STILL get notes on that every few days which is hilarious but I know it’s cause there isn’t a lot of 80’s bf content to work with so anyone looking through those tags is bound to find it, rofl.

Consider this blog changing from general fanfiction/headcannons to more or less personal f/o posts and reblogs pertaining to that stuff. Be warned my taste is really weird!! New pinned post soonish? Dunno. Tags will likely be the same and interaction rules are also likely to be the same.

I’ll likely still post fanfiction and headcannons and art on rare occasion (I’ve been consistently burnt out and dealing with depression though so don’t expect an awful lot or anything) but it’s going to be pretty self indulgent and unless I’m really really obsessed with a canon ship or something I most likely won’t write any (or it will be self indulgent polycule stuff). To be honest I’m like 100% neutral on 80’s BF and only wrote the headcannons to attempt and fit in with my fandom peers (people pleaser moment, womp womp) and I apologize for that, but eh. You can still enjoy the post I don’t mind, I’m gonna leave it up regardless (it’s done the best any post on any of my blogs has ever done, ironically enough).

Anyway ted talk over, f/o pinned info post (maybe infosite?) up in the distant future.

(Slight edit before I post this draft:

EW I found an unfinished NSFT fic about King Candy in my drafts and I HATE IT what was I THINKING??? Sob)

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

inspired by this post

felix keeps telling nino wilder and wilder conspiracy theories - he'll throw in milder stuff like "marinette keeps a hamster in her purse" or "all xy's songs are secretly about lila" that are just plausible enough to make nino look into it before he realizes felix is, once again, lying - and then one day nino, fed up, sarcastically gives him one back, and felix just nods and goes "oh, i heard this about it too" and seamlessly expands upon it in a way that has nino impressed (almost. he still hates him).

and so then he starts telling felix conspiracy theories, just to try to come up with something crazy enough to actually trip him up and not because it's become sort of a fun game. not at all. (he finally succeeds when he suggests that adrien is chat noir and half of his emergency photo shoots are him dealing with an akuma, and felix had inconveniently started taking a sip of his water and almost hacked up a lung.)

then one day felix comes up with something that would actually make a great movie?? so of course nino has to stop and start writing that down, and felix, thrown off by the change in routine, is like "what are you doing?" nino explains, still frantically writing it all down, telling felix what he'd change and add to it, and felix makes suggestions, and then the conspiracy theory game is laid to the side for the next several weeks as they come up with a movie plot and like 80% of a script (they run out of steam and mutually decide to leave it be for the rest of the quarter, at least, so they can come back inspired again).

the day after they agree to set aside their movie project, there's a bit of awkwardness at first as nino no longer knows how to interact with felix. they're not talking about the project, are they going to start trading conspiracy theories again? will felix just ignore him? should he - nino shudders at the mental image and immediately discards the idea - try to make small talk? then felix turns to him and says, "the entire class is either dating or secretly in love with each other" and nino snickers and asks, "excluding adrien and marinette as love interests?" felix tells him, "of course," with such a 'no, duh,' expression that nino can't help laughing.

they leave mylene/ivan alone but decide that alix has a thing for juleka and rose's aesthetics, juleka admires how loud alix is about her opinions, and rose is super impressed by alix's athleticism (and also thinks her pink hair is gorgeous and would be fun to braid). chloe and alya argue too much to not be a little into each other.

nino suggests kim/max, but felix scoffs at the low-hanging fruit and tells him that clearly max and nath are secretly dating. "think about it," he says around nino's laughter. "they're both quiet. neither of them hang out with the rest of the class much. nath and alix are best friends, and alix makes stupid dares with kim, and besides marinette and her group, who else does alix hang out with? her best friend's boyfriend. you have to maintain good relationships with the people you care about's people they care about." nino nods and says that he sees it, still giggling.

"and that leaves... who? sabrina and kim?" felix asks. "oh! i know this one, dude. you remember when kim liked chloe and got akumatized when he tried to ask her out?" felix nods. "sabrina admired kim since before then, but she felt super bad about the whole valentine's day thing and gave him a little gift to try to make him feel better about it. he was touched and gave her one in return, and since then they've been locked in a gift exchange with each other. kim's too dense to realize she clearly likes him back and is nervous to ask after chloe, and sabrina's too shy to make an overt move, so they're stuck until one of them finally confesses or someone pushes them together."

"right, right," felix nods. "and then of course i'm in love with you."

nino sputters, taken aback. he's suddenly very aware of his heartbeat and facial expression. "right," he agrees, a bit strained. the way felix'd said it, so matter of fact... nino coughs and asks, "so are we dating or secretly in love with each other?" felix hums, a trace of a smile on his face, then decides, "either secretly in love or we're dating but you're too dense to realize." nino sputters again, this time offended, and protests, "i think i would notice if i was dating someone, dude!" "yeah?" "yeah!" felix just hums, smirking, and the teacher calls the class to start before nino can interrogate him on what the inflection of his hum meant.

later, felix asks nino if he wants to hang out after school. "really?" nino asks, a bit taken aback. it's not that he doesn't want to, just that the few times they'd done it before had been wholly focused on their project and he doesn't know what else they'd do. most of their hanging out at school is just making up dumb things and tossing them back and forth, making them more complicated until they've worn it through. "yeah," felix shrugs one shoulder, staring at him. "there's a new movie by one of the directors you really like, and i thought we could watch it and then you could tell me about what directing choices stood out to you over coffee." that's... surprisingly thoughtful. nino's kinda touched. "sounds good," nino agrees, and so they go watch it and then get coffee - hot chocolate for nino, plain black coffee for felix that he produces a caramel syrup packet from nowhere and pours in - and nino rants about how the positioning of the cameras in several scenes were at such weird, awkward angles but the choice to always give the love interest a jacket up until the final scene was inspired. felix listens attentively, sometimes asking a question or commenting on something, occasionally disagreeing on a point but mostly just listening to nino speak. it's nice.

the next week, felix asks again, suggesting that they walk in the park and trade music that they think the other would like. nino agrees again, and is in the middle of their fifth song when he realizes he can't tell if this is a friend hangout or a date, and if it's the latter, whether felix is doing this genuinely or to prove a point. he absolutely would be petty enough for that, is the thing. (and nino wouldn't really mind if it was a genuine date, is the other thing.) nino doesn't want to ask him, when they're having a good time and it might be presumptuous of him to almost immediately jump to "date," so he decides to wait until the end of the hangout, but forgets when it rolls around. this happens another three times, and it'd be weird to ask randomly, so nino just lets it be until two months have passed and they're still hanging out at least once a week. and it'd be awkward to bring it up now but it's more awkward to keep going on like this, so finally nino just has to ask: "dude. are we dating?"

felix snickers. glances around them at the fancy restaurant they're in because felix likes high-class stuff and doesn't mind paying for both of them, and nino (likes spending time with felix) is fascinated by the fancy desserts. looks back at nino and raises an eyebrow. "what do you think?"

"well that's the thing!" nino sputters, waving his arms around. "when we started doing- this-" he gestures emphatically between them "-it was right after you said i wouldn't notice if i was dating someone, and so it could've been that you were just trying to prove your point, but i don't think you'd keep it up for this long just for that! and i don't wanna assume, but if we're just hanging out as friends then it is kinda a weird vibe to go to fancy restaurants and hang out one on one multiple times a week. and if we are doing it as friends then that's cool!! that's chill! i'm down with it! but if it's not then i'd like to know, y'know? 'cause i might, like-" he coughs, rubbing the back of his neck. his face is burning "-i might be down with that, too. if you're interested."

felix raises his other eyebrow. "and if i am interested?" nino whacks his arm. "didn't i just say it? i- i like you, dude! whether you want that to be as a friend or as a partner is up to you." felix hums, and even though nino was telling the truth when he said he'd be fine if they stayed friends, his stomach dropped to his shoes.

"i like you too," felix says quietly. nino grins at him, and he smiles back for a moment before it shifts into a smirk and he adds, "told you you'd be too dense to realize we're dating."

"i did!!" nino shrieks indignantly. "i did, i totally did, the second time we hung out then i realized it might've been a date and i was just too nervous to ask." felix's smirk grows and he teases, "it's okay, you can admit it. i just told you i liked you, we can be vulnerable here." "oh my gosh," nino diverts, pulling out his phone. "oh my gosh, dude, you just admitted you felt a single emotion. dude. this is history, i need to record this."

he finishes zipping off a text to adrien, points his camera at felix and starts a video. "here we see a felixian graham crackers in his natural environment," he narrates, deepening his voice and grinning widely as felix flushes. "they rarely display emotions, but we've just caught one in the act. if we're very quiet and still, he might repeat himself." he zooms in on felix's face. "shut up," felix mutters, shoulders hunched and hands half raised like he wants to cover his face. "upon displaying emotions, if caught, felixes will often become embarrassed or even aggressive. the distinctive bright red coloring around the face and ears will indicate this." "i'm going to murder you and not even feel a little bad about it," felix says, face now in hands even as he peeks through two fingers at nino. "no you won'tttt," nino coos, face almost sore with how wide his smile is. "you liiiiike meee." felix shifts in his seat. for a moment, nino almost thinks he isn't going to respond, but he gives a small nod. "we've done it," he whispers to his still-recording phone. "as you can see, felixes will most often show emotion in response to others initiating the action. they-"

he has the presence of mind to stop the video as felix lunges for him. they get kicked out of the restaurant a few minutes later.