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engagemythrusters · 9 months ago

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"its been so long i cant remember my eye colour 🥺" FAKE mr vanity fan no 1 over here would definitely recall his eye colour even in twice the amount of time. he's just lying bc he knows they were boring as hell.

#in my opionion ofc theres no such thing as an eye colour that isnt exceedingly beautiful #*astarion* tho... thats a diff story #guy so vain he has mirrors even tho he cant see himself in them.... yeah sorry i dont buy the 'its been so long' thing skdjfsdjfl #(ofc forgetting bc of trauma is another story but this is 100000% a joke post)#(watch people ignore that tag if this post gets found)#astarion #baldur's gate 3

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