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taxi-boi · 2 years

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i see alot of "tango joins empires smp" aus where he joins tumble town as a bandit or another cowboy or ""rancher"" but you are ALL wrong. you all missing out okay.

tango's ALREADY been to space. hes a spaceman. hes already got the minecraft skin

tangotek crashlands into empires. the buzz lightyear to jimmys woody.

im right and i better see all of you making it happen hold on i need to draw this

do you see it? do you see my vision?

bonus family photo

#i litterally know nothing about empires all i know is that joel thinks jimmys a toy and all you fuckers agree #as you should. its hillarious #empires smp #empires season 2 #empires jimmy #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #rancher duo #team rancher #ofc tangos also a toy. theres no point to this if hes not.#bonus points if tango actually knows hes a toy. and its like. an inversion of the original toystory movie yknow #ofc tango also not thinking hes a toy is acceptable #im not gonna persecute you for using my idea slightly different than i imagined #there DOES have to be a minimum of one among us joke per fic though/j #'tango i think theres. i think theres a toy among us'#this is fucking stupid goodnight #myart

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laddertek · 9 months

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Etho to Tango: "I'll sacrifice one of [my shards] if it'll get you running."

Bruh. Etho just spent 8 crowns to get another shard. He has five left. And he voluntarily wanted to give one to Tango so Tango can run. (Tango who has stacks of these in his inventory.)

#bro what are you doing!! you are stupid silly!#even if it's also wanting to laugh at tango dying and not just because he wanted tango to have fun #but the way he brings it up like 'Actually‚ Tango!' like he's thought about doing this #sir these are gold dust. hermits are frothing at the mouth to get more. and etho says #'I feel like everyone's trying to get shards from you. How about we give you shards. Get you playing.'#like. the level of selflessness and compassion just because he wants tango to get to play the game too #he even literally threw one on the ground for tango; these weren't empty words #(ofc tango's like no no no no no no no)#insane behaviour etho!!! thank you!#decked out 2 #hermitcraft #tangotek #tango tek #ethoslab #tangtho #hermitshipping

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sillysnaily · 11 months

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Last week i was thinking about a ravager design a lot.... have a Tango from my thoughts, next post is also going to be about ravagers :D

#sillysnail art #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #tango fanart #tango tek #tangotek #hermitblr #mcytblr #art #ravager #it was just SO FUN DRAWING RAVAGERS #I have like 3 or 4 COOL sketches of them #Ofc i draw during tangos stream because that is what i do #That guy is so funky to listen to #Love his voice

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onawhimsicot · 1 year

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I think it's soo funny that Grian spent the entire session murder-happy, going after Bdubs, Impulse, Tango, Scott, pushing Joel off the moment he turns green etc., and somehow ends the session with a new solid alliance with Team T.I.E.S., and seems to be the one Bad Boy who isn't on "Shoot On Sight/Immediately Chase Off" terms with the Clockers and can walk up and chat with them about the warden etc.

meanwhile the only person who remembers any of this and wants to try and hold him accountable is Jimmy, his own teammate lol (that grian did NOT push off) whom Grian promptly threatens to kick out of the Bad Boys even though joel and jimmy are clearly ride-or-dies with each other

Like why did he end the session having lost the most points with his own team, whose whole schtick is being loyal to each other akjsdhf

#I can't help but feel that everyone was really happy to have grian back so they were just like haha grians trying to kill me :P #Like ofc all alliances were more or less out the window during the green hunt and it was all too chaotic for revenge #but impulse being like im coming up to you grian! during their chase #and tango playing along and squeaking out a 'polo'!#everyone is so forgiving to grian this session and i LOVE that jimmy finally had some teeth #but also if the bad boys fall apart my heart will simply break asdfgh #limited life #traffic series spoilers #even joel is like nahh grian knew the water was there like YEAH but grian also wouldnt have been sad if you died LOL

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sudden-memory-loss · 4 months

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I can't fucking believe I have work tomorrow, gang. I'm gonna be fucking insufferable; my coworker is gonna be sick to death of me

#I've already messaged her that skizz was confirmed as a hermit so literally I don’t know what more I can tell her if I don’t have time to #watch an episode in the morning #but I'm sure I'll find a way #hatecrime that I can't just stay home and watch hermitcraft all day instead #but my coworker and I are literally the only people on :(#skizz my beloved I'll be thinking of you all day #and! honestly I know we're all excited for the new hermits but like. zed???#I am SO intrigued as to what he's gonna do this season I'm always so excited for more zed content #and tango ofc ofc #anyway yeah. AAAAAAAAAA #yk #mcyt #hermitcraft #rhys' shit

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nymphaeya · 9 months

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Decked Out 2 is insane, Tango is an absolute madman

#hermitcraft #tangotek #i love him #i almost can't believe he's created something so amazing #like its tango so ofc it was gonna be good #but wow #the og decked out seems so small now lol #hermitcraft 9 #my post

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transfemzedaph · 4 months

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skizz and zed girls 👍

#original post tag #im thinking abt them sooo hard #like okay skizz came out first and has been out for like maybe a couple of years and it was her coming out that made zed start to question #anyway zits are all super supportive ofc #and like when skizz came out like imp & tango bought her a couple of like sterotypically girly clothes like dresses & skirts which skizz #loves honestly. her favourite is this long red dress w like a slit up the leg and also this cute like off the shoulder top #anyway when zed ends up coming out impulse buys her his dress which is pink (duh thats her fav colour) but. she doesnt like dresses. she #hates dresses. and she goes to skizz abt it and is like what do i doooo. i dont wanna hurt impys feelings. and skizz is like nah hell be #chill about it dont worry. and hey you could always try and make the dress into something else #so zed gets exys help to make the dress into a cute matching top and shorts set #and then shows it off to impulse like. heeeeey. i dont like dresses and skirts but i did this bc the dress u bought was nice & i liked it #apart from it bwing a dress. and jmp is like oh im so sorry i should have asked but im glad u were able to make it into something you like #yeah.

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simplydm · 1 year

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Watching impulse in hardcore hermits s3 and him being like “oh tango and his propositions 🤨🤨” like alright man just wait till double life happens

#impulsesv #speak up dm #impulse four years ago not wanting to put his bed next to Zed and tangos #vs like six months ago when he made a point to put his bed down next to bdubs and talk about how they’re in love #all of this is /lh ofc

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cryptid-quill · 2 years

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besties where’s the team rancher content I miss them :(

#team rancher #jimmy solidarity #tango tek #they’ve only interacted twice during the whole crossover…#oughhhghnd #please even just like one small on stream interaction I will take #or like a sweet goodbye when they leave the server #all /lh ofc I’m just gonna be a little sad since this is one of the only chances we had for getting more ranchers content

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thecolorsfucked · 11 months

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dads will think the responses they manipulated and traumatized out of u are like honest and true

#like ofc imma tell ur bitch ass ur a good dad when ur CRYING IN FRONT OF ME #yes father banging a 19yo while u were a married w many kids 45yo and having a kid w her #totally doesnt make u a shit bag!!!! it takes two to tango 🥺#like no dude ur a dick #breaking up w a woman bcuz shes too crazy to marry and then having a CHILD w her and letting her have the kid #is also a Bad Move #but yeah no man ur a great dad plz stop trying to put urself in diabetic comas when ur sad

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kirishwima · 2 years

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me: yeah im okay why do you ask?

also me: kILL ME ROMANTICALLY. FILL MY SOUL WITH VOMIT THEN ASK ME FOR A PIECE OF GUM

#this is my style of song lately 😭#i should make a new playlist called like 'my type of romance' and add all my sappy sometimes gory romance songs into it #this and masochism tango go first ofc #as the world caves in is also im #work song by hozier!! god that song raised my bar on love sooo high #where will i find someone who'll crawl out of the dirt for me :( i want love that trancends death #brb gonna go make that playlist then cry in my office #burrito talks #delete later #ludo #love me dead

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chambers003 · 2 years

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i am so normal about tango tek

#dlsmp #tango tek #this is also like. i literally run the tango but everywhere acct. ofc i am.

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quaranmine · 2 years

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GOOD NEWS: i was able to roughly outline the first 10 chapters of the ht.bahb sequel i'll be waiting. yes, first ten, because it's not even like. done. and who knows if I'll split any chapters when I get there?

GOOD NEWS PART TWO: i have the first bit ironed out enough that I can start writing. easily can do chapters 1-4 without much issue since I know for sure what happens

BAD NEWS: i still don't know where to place 4 hermits in the narrative which is mostly due to them having either no lore for the S8 finale, or vague/unclear lore i don't know how to interpret. fortunately for me they aren't in the beginning chapters anyway though so I can like. start the fic.

#also looking at this outline it's like. insane #in terms of who i need to keep up with #sooooo you're not gonna get much in depth characterization except for in a few people :(#who will likely be: grian and mumbo (ofc) and then ren and doc and then false and tango and xisuma and bdubs and joe and maybe pearl #that's like. about my limit and even then some of those people have more than others

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garlic-sauc3 · 2 years

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Suffering tango withdrawal

#ofc i want creators to take breaks and stuff #and like im in no means someone who wants ccs to stick to upload scedules(i was a dsmp fan for goodness sake)#but also #tango

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heysillybee · 10 months

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Thinking about Annapantsu and her voice

#her voice is SO STUNNING IT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS #also I had such a funny interaction bc of one of her covers #I had el tango de Roxanne stuck in my head #and for some reason I had to mention to my roommate that it was a warriors map song lmao #ofc they knew it and apparently they watched it all go down lol #I’m sorry I keep reminding u of warriors it’s what this song makes me think about lol #I don’t even read warriors but I heard this song in a map soooo #also holy shit it’s kinda funny when I think about that #I spent time watching warriors maps bc I liked them and wanted to get to know the things they liked #read liked as probably fixated on bc I don’t think they rlly LIKE warriors #but yeah

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miraculousbohemian · 10 months

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storytime- so me and my cousin loooove shitposting in any form, she's more boomer/millenial shitposting and i'm the genz central. So ofc we both went like "we're seeing barbie right?"

Like 3 days ago she texts me "so when can you go, i gotta ask the gc" i didn't know about that fact so i checked with my mom and dad, whose jobs kinda cross in the summer, and they said "yeah sunday maybe"

And ok so a little insight, back like a month, my friends were like "haha just tell your mom and dad you won't go to your grandmas" like bitch. no. "boohoo so what, just stay home" do you want me to get grounded for the rest of my life you stupid fuck. So I'm still pissed bout that.

AAAAND back to the main story ; so i say to the gc, "yeah sunday works for me" and these 2 motherfuckers start going like "shit i gotta go dig up potatoes" or "yeah i can't but from 7-8 pm i can"

LIKE WHAT. THE FIRST TIME THIS SUMMER I WANNA GO OUT AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE AND THEY GO "HAH NAH"???

#plus they always say 'well we didn't know if you'd wanna hang out with us“#like bitch you're my friends ofc i wanna #fr my blood and flesh stays winning #stan my cousin fr #also i sent the riskiest text to my ex-bsf and idk i don't wanna log back onto my first pinterest acc #yeah im that dramatic #i created an alt acc just because ik she'd do something #she's a devil and i already danced the tango #...damn that was something #anyway I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED #barbie

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