#(pls withhold judgement on the chlamydia thing I did get tested but I forgot to submit my urine sample and forgot by the time the tests all | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

martyrdom9 · 2 years

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small town dating is cool because you get home and tell ppl about the date and hear about 10 years worth of rumours and you know they’re hearing the same about you

#oh damn you went on a date with that girl? I heard she ate 43 clonazapam and then spent 6 hours yelling at seagulls because they were being #rude to her #oh shit Gwen? you know she’s ran through right she gave chlamydia to two ppl in the span of two days #(pls withhold judgement on the chlamydia thing I did get tested but I forgot to submit my urine sample and forgot by the time the tests all #came back negative. will not make the mistake again. )

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