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The Obey Me Cast on a Camping Trip (Part One: Brothers)

Hey guys, thank you sooo much for getting me to 2,000 followers!! I honestly don’t know what to say... I never dreamed that this little hobby of mine would reach so many eyes, and I can’t be more grateful. At a time in my life where things feel so chaotic and uncertain, being a part of this community and sharing my weird ideas has been what’s kept me going. It’s been such a rewarding experience all around, so thank you. From the bottom of my heart. 😊

I pulled out all the stops for this post. I even brought out one of my favorite songs of all time: Ao to Natsu by Mrs. GREEN APPLE to get the feel juuust right. I hope you all enjoy it!

This post is split in two due to length (I had too much fun again...) For the Undateables, please click HERE!

Intro:

Another day, another team building activity between the demons and the exchange students. It was Diavolo’s idea to go on a camping trip to the human world (because of course it was), and there were very… mixed responses. That sentiment wasn’t helped when he refused Lucifer’s insistent pleas to just purchase cabins for everyone to stay in. Oh no, the Demon Lord wanted to rough it out in the wilderness, and now everyone else was getting dragged along with him…

Wonder how that turned out?

Lucifer

Really, really, really tried to push Diavolo to just rent out cabins in but noooo, he wasn’t having it... So he ended up driving a van crammed with his brothers, the MC, and a butt-ton of camping equipment into the Alaskan wilderness… 

The car ride itself was insufferable… We’re talking, “I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!” level of antics every 10 miles or so (mostly from Mammon)…

Setting up camp was even more of a nightmare because about half of his brothers were utterly useless. The other half (save Satan) were completely clueless… Had it not been for Barbatos and Satan he probably would have just resigned himself to the mercy of the river’s currents and let it take him away…

He couldn’t even wear his usual clothes because of the situation… For the first time in who knows how many centuries, he was stuck wearing jeans… Diavolo even bought him several plaid shirts... (which he was not happy with btw because his brother wouldn’t stop making fun of the “new” him)

He had his own tent of decent-size, enough to move around in but nothing to write home about. The very fact he didn’t have to share was a luxury in itself, so he took it for what it was worth...

He spent a good portion of the trip focused on two things: keeping Diavolo happy and everybody else alive. He rarely left camp unless forced to; he just wanted to get it all over with as soon as possible…

If he did leave, it was because Diavolo would drag him along to fish or hike. He was... less than pleased to be called out of his tent at the crack of dawn or well past dusk to sit on a little rented fishing boat with Diavolo… but he didn’t exactly pick his friends so...

He rates the trip Too Much Trouble/10. Let’s never do it again.

Mammon

Wasn’t a massive fan of being stuck out in the wild, but Satan told him some made-up bullshit about buried treasure out in the forest and got him HOOKED. He even borrowed stole a whole bunch of mining/digging equipment just for the occasion!

He spent most of the car ride asking, “Are we there yet??” like a child. The MC had to step in to keep Lucifer from leaving him on the side of the road at multiple points during the journey... 

He was one of the utterly useless ones when it came to setting up camp. Someone charged him with putting up the twin’s tent, and he spent thirty minutes reading (then re-reading) the instructions while shouting expletives. Poor Simeon had to shield Luke from the vulgarity…

He has to share a tent with Levi, which neither of them liked. Mammon mainly because of Levi’s “old fish stink” and Levi because he feared catching “Mammon’s stupid.”

He was all jazzed up to go digging from Day One, though. He’d have breakfast, grab his shovel, then wander out into the middle of nowhere to go dig holes in the ground…

He also got completely lost on Day One, and it took the MC summoning him with their pact to return him to the group... By that time, he was filthy and somehow looked like he had been castaway for days (even though he was gone for like, three hours?)

When he stubbornly refused to stop digging, Lucifer resorted to just tying a rope around his ankle and letting him loose. It was up to Mammon to get back to camp before dinner, or else Lucifer would yank him back like he was on a leash.

Satan waited until the last day to finally tell Mammon the treasure was bullshit, and he was PISSED. He even threw Satan into the river, which resulted in the rest of the brothers joining in for a swim while the two tried to “playfully” drown each other.

He’d rate this trip 0/10 because he didn’t get any buried treasure. What a ripoff…

Leviathan

Hated the idea with a burning, seething passion. There’s no internet, cable, electricity, or phone signal out in the middle of nowhere! How the heck is an otaku supposed to survive?!

He clung to his electronics during the car ride until either they ran out of signal or their battery died, then he didn’t know what to do with himself… He resorted to reading several volumes of the manga he stuffed into his bag and clung to the MC for emotional support…

Yet another useless soul trying to put the camp together. He was in charge of his and Mammon’s tent but ended up almost crying in frustration… How the hell do humans do this all on their own?? Wasn’t he supposed to be the third strongest?! Why is he so pathetic?!? 😫

Hates sharing a tent with Mammon because he always wakes up to the second born encroaching on his space somehow… Poor baby is pretty much directly against the tent wall and STILL has to deal with legs and elbows in his side... 😰

Spends the majority of the trip moping in the tent... If he goes out there, he has to deal with the sun, bugs, and people… No thanks. He only leaves for meals and occasionally to go swimming. 

When he found out part of the way through that Barbs brought portable solar panels and a battery pack for Diavolo and Lucifer’s phones, he was livid. He demanded access to the power source, which Lucifer refused because “It would defeat the purpose of this trip.”

He’d have summoned Lotan right then and there, deadass in the middle of the forest, if the MC hadn’t intervened. He then went back to moping, but now at the bottom of the lake and it took a lot of coaxing to get him back out…

On the final day, he was packing up the camp before anyone else even woke up. He wanted OUT and back to civilization ASAP. Bedroom here he comes!

Satan

You wouldn’t think of Satan as an outdoorsy guy. Still, he has shades of a survivalist in him (mostly because he’s read a lot of guides and was looking for an excuse to use them for a loooong time).

He read for the majority of the ride. He was squished between Asmo and Levi, which was reasonably peaceful. But he did end up shouting at Mammon quite a bit towards the end because “NO, we’re not there yet, peabrain!!”

He actually wasn’t a waste of space when setting up the camp, and between him, Barbs, and Lucifer, they were able to get a lot of stuff set up before sundown. He did have to bark a few orders to the others here and there, but overall competency won out in the end.

He shared a tent with Asmo, and the two made it work well enough… Except when Asmo did things like spraying his perfumes and dry shampoos, making it practically impossible to breathe in for a few minutes…

Spent a lot of the first few days reinforcing the camp to a ridiculous degree.

Did he have to collect large branches to build an exterior fence around the campsite? No. But he did.

Did he have to set up a water distillation system using some of the materials Barbs had lying around the “kitchen?” No. But he did.

Did he have to weave a series of fishing nets to catch them lunch from the lake and river? I think you get the point by now.

Only once he built pretty much every contraption or improvement he could think of, did he go back to just reading and relaxing by the fire.

By the time the group was ready to leave, Satan had somehow managed to craft them a veritable, self-sustaining fortress in the middle of the Alaskan wilds…

Overall he would rate the trip as… meh. Next time give him a challenge like a deserted island or an actual desert, and then he’ll really see what he can do.

Asmodeus

Was about as unhappy with the idea as Levi was… It wasn’t that he disliked the outdoors per se, it was just that no one, NO ONE, pulls off looking flawless after several days stuck in a tent!

He chatted the entire car ride from start to finish. He never stopped talking. It made for decent background noise at least…

Was one of the more clueless ones when trying to set up camp and pretty just did what he was ordered. The second he was left to try and figure something out on his own, he went to Lucifer or Satan for help because NOPE. Human equipment is needlessly complicated sometimes…

He had to share a tent with Satan, which in theory shouldn’t have been that bad, but Satan was out basically all day in the sun doing who knows what and would always come back sweaty and gross! At some points, he had to chase his brother out of the tent until he dunked himself in the river or something. No way was Asmo sleeping next to that. 😤

Asmo took the second-longest to get up and get ready in the morning. Sometimes he wouldn’t even leave the tent until well past breakfast just in an attempt to salvage his hair and skin… He only got grouchier about it as the trip went on… 😥

A more… earthy looking Asmo is kind of a bizarre sight. He’s still attractive, no doubt, but it’s less like polished glamour and more like Hollywood humble. He spent the majority of the trip looking like a somewhat dirtied movie-star (which he still insisted was the worst he’s ever looked in ages).

Aside from salvaging his looks, he actually enjoyed taking pictures of their surroundings or of the group (but not himself). He sometimes forgot how genuinely breathtaking the human world could be…

….but his patience for the place wore out quickly once he started noticing his hair getting greasy. He was right next to Levi, packing up the site once it was finally time to leave. At least those two finally found something they could agree on, let’s get the fuck out already! 

Beelzebub

He was really curious about trying camping food and pretty excited that Barbatos was coming, too (because that meant great food in general).

Unfortunately, Lucifer had to stop the van at basically every gas station they passed for Beel could refill on snacks… Belphie ended up getting buried in wrappers pretty often, but he was asleep, so it didn’t matter much.

Beel did a lot of the heavy lifting when setting the camp up, but the finer details were left up to everybody else. He had his hands full getting stuff off the cars as is…

Of course, he shared a tent with Belphie, and there wasn’t much complaint between them. Honestly, there would have been more drama if they were split, so this was the better option.

After the MC told Beel about fishing and how it could net him more food, if he did it right, he knew exactly what he wanted to do during the trip.

… But no one told him how long and slow the process would be. There were points he’d get so hungry he’d consider eating the bait himself…

That was until about Day Three of the trip when they passed by a river full of grizzly bears… He was about to ask the MC why the bears were all standing in the water, but then he saw a fish practically leap directly into one’s mouth…

Beel had discovered his true calling.

Of course, the grizzlies didn’t take too kindly to a demon suddenly sprinting into the water with them. They tried to fight him off, but Beel just tossed most of them downstream without any issue until they realized who the apex predator really was…

After forming a shaky truce with the bears, Beel would stand in the water for hours then come back with whole baskets full of salmon… There were far more fish than Barbatos knew what to do with, so he’d just confiscate a few then let Beel eat the rest...

The MC shuddered to think about what Beel had done to the local salmon population… But he was full and happy for most of the trip, so he had a great time!

Belphegor

Sleep for him isn’t too contingent on location, so the idea of camping wasn’t terrible. It did sound like a lot of hassle for no good reason, though…

He spent the entire car ride asleep, head and cow pillow pressed up against the window and everything. It wasn’t the most comfortable experience, but he’d dealt with worse.

He was utterly useless when putting up the camp by choice, thank you. He had more than enough sense to get things put together; he just didn’t want to. If he wasn’t asked to do something by Beel or the MC, he’d just lay back in the grass and smugly watch everybody else struggle…

Again, he and Beel are in the same tent, and you wouldn’t hear any complaints out of him. He did start to have some second thoughts when Beel began getting a fishy smell, though, so he tried to bunk with the MC in their tent for a while.

Like Levi, Belphie didn’t leave the tent much during the daylight hours, but that was because he was still asleep… There was no good way to wake him with no alarms available, so he’d sleep in past lunch easily.

When he was awake, he didn’t leave camp very much except to walk with the MC or watch Beel fishing grizzly-style.

Eventually, Asmo and Diavolo got sick of him dodging their photos, so they’d started posing him Weekend at Bernie’s style around the camp (always conveniently propped up by something and with sunglasses on)

Something Belphie did like, however, was the nighttime. Since there were no lights around, he could practically see everything the sky had to offer. He could spend hours laying on his back long after everyone else had gone to bed just admiring the stars.

All in all, not a terrible trip. Anything that could give him that view like that was well worth it. 6/10, would sleep again.

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Your Hands Only — Levi Ackerman x Reader

Multipart — [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5]

Summary: Erwin shows up in the clinic with an interesting proposal. However, Levi isn’t quite sure you should take it, so he suggests something else instead. That day, what you thought was a very normal day turned out for the worst.

Word Count: 2486

A/N:   If you’d like to be tagged in this story whenever there’s a new chapter, let me know.

Warnings: swearing.

Levi walked inside the clinic, noticing how the waiting room was more crowded than it usually was. As he walked towards the door to your checking room he noticed Pascal sobbing silently next to the door.

Pascal had grown so much in the last 6 years, he was around Levi’s height, and over all he hadn’t changed much, except his hair was now long enough he could tie it in a short ponytail with a few curls falling softly on his forehead.

“Oi, brat. Is everything alright?” Levi asked, as the teenager cleaned his tears with his sleeve and nodded. “What happened?”

“I was in there, helping Y/N. This gu-guy had a terrible bleeding, and she asked me to stop it while she continued working, b-but I-I couldn’t. She started yelling at me”

“Ah, she does that” Levi sighed. “It’s nothing personal. She gets really grumpy when she’s under pressure” He remembered that time he’d helped you for the first time to stitch a patient.

“What the fuck is that?” You yelled at him. “You call that a bloody stitch? No wonder why you soldiers end up with gross scars when you stitch yourselves up! Disgusting!”

“Shut up, this is how I was taught how to do them”

“I knew you soldiers were brutes, but this is too much”

“Don’t be such a bitch”

“I’ll stop being a bitch when you can properly stitch someone”

And of course, Levi could never forget the phrase. A phrase you used a lot whenever anyone was trying to help you when you didn’t want any:

“If you’re going to be useless, at least make sure you’re not getting in the way or slowing me down”

He hated more than anything when you spoke to him like that. You were insufferable when it came to your work, reason why he usually lend you a hand with cleaning rather than healing wounds. It made him understand why you were so good at it, and specially how your unorthodox system of yelling at him and calling him names made him learn rather quick. And most importantly, he’d learned how to make proper stitches that barely left a scar.

“Do you think she’s mad at me?” Pascal asked Levi distracting him from the flashbacks of you yelling at him.

“She’s not. Trust me. I’ve been where you are. As soon as she’s finished she’ll apologise”

*

Fifteen minutes later, the man who was inside left, being helped by a couple of nurses. Levi walked inside your checking room as if he was walking inside his own house, followed by Pascal who unlike the captain, walked inside like a scared dog with its tail between his legs.

“Need any help?” Levi said when he found you washing your needle holder and your Kelly forceps.

“Please” You answered, knowing that you didn’t have to give Levi further instructions. He’d been coming every now and then for the last 7 years, giving you a hand. He was perfectly capable of helping you with whatever you needed without him asking or you telling him what to do.

You saw Pascal from the corner of your eye, and you turned your eyes to him, calling his name, as he stood up straight like a soldier and avoided eye contact. And just like Levi had told Pascal earlier, you apologised.

“I’m sorry for yelling earlier, kiddo” You said in a low voice. “I was stressed, and I really needed to stop that bleeding”

“Y-yeah, it’s alright…” Pascal muttered, looking at Levi.

“I’ll be staying here for a few more hours, I’m still not done. Make sure you don’t head back home too late, yes?” You said as you dried your equipment.

“I should be probably leaving” The boy said looking at the sunset from the window. “I’ll see you later, then”

“Be careful” You said as Pascal walked towards the door. “Pascal, wait” He stopped, and turned around, meeting your eyes. “I really am sorry for yelling at you”

“Don’t worry about it...we’re good” He sighed, as you kept staring at him, frowning. “Really. I’m not mad”

“Neither am I” You added.

“Good...I’ll be leaving now”

*

Levi stayed in your checking room helping you out. He didn’t need any medical attention, he was basically keeping you company and helping you either cleaning or handing you stuff. For seven years he’d been going every so often to see you. Either because he was leaving for a mission, or he was returning from one, or simply because he wanted to spend time with you.

For seven long years your bond had been growing, becoming stronger and stronger. People became aware of your existence because Humanity’s Strongest was always around you. It was a mystery whatever deal was between you two. Were you friends? Maybe lovers? Or merely another doctor and her patient? You heard all sorts of wild rumours making you laugh. Oh, how people liked to tell made up stories.

The truth was, you loved him. You loved him like you’d never loved anyone before. You’d been friends all this time, and you didn’t really feel the need of telling Levi, or doing something about it. You two were close, so close you knew a side of him no one else did. You knew Levi’s soft side. Levi wasn’t the kind of person who didn’t express his feelings through words, but actions. He’d sit next to you or stand really close to you, wrap his arm around your shoulders, he’d let you play with his hair, or with his hands; more impressively the pats on your head had evolved to cupping one of your cheeks with his hand and make eye contact for several seconds. This physical closeness told you how Levi felt about you, however, he didn’t address it either.

Before the sun was completely set, you were cleaning after another emergency, when a soft knock on the door distracted you both. You answered the door, and found Erwin standing tall behind the door. You let him in, as he greeted you with his friendly smile and small questions like how you were, how was Pascal doing, if you were up to something new, updates. 

“Levi. didn’t expect you to be here” He said looking at his friend.

“Erwin” Was Levi’s only response.

“Would you mind giving me a moment with Y/N? My health is something that stays between me and my doctor”

“No problem” He said standing up from your chair behind your desk and leaving.

“I don’t have any health issues at the moment, actually I came here just to talk, I wasn’t expecting to find Levi here…You two are quite close, aren’t you?” Erwin began.

“Yeah…”

“You see, Levi is known for being...well, Levi. He’s cold, straightforward and pretty stoic most of the time, I am amazed by how relaxed he seems when he’s around he. I’d go as far as to say that he seems...well...I’ve never seen him this happy. There’s nothing between you two, right?” You shook your head.

“Are you implying that Levi likes me?” You asked, knowing the answer, but you wanted to hear it from someone else.

“I’m pretty sure he does. Do you like him?” Erwin’s blue eyes met yours, as you hesitated for a bit before answering.

“Yes, I do...he keeps me company when I’m busy, he walks me home when it’s late, he’s done so much for me, he makes me feel comfortable and safe. I really do like him”

“Well, I hope it works out for you guys” He had a small smile of satisfaction, feeling genuinely happy for his friend.

“You said you’d come here to talk. And I’m pretty sure it’s not about Levi and me. About what exactly did you want to talk?”

“I’d like you to join the team of doctors and nurses who attend soldiers”

“I already attend soldiers”

“A doctor of the military. In Wall Sina. You’ll have a better payment, and a bigger house there…”

Your eyes widened in awe from hearing Erwin’s proposal.

*

“Don’t do it” Levi said as soon as you finished telling him what Erwin and you discussed earlier in the clinic. He took a sip of his tea as you stared at him confused. You’d expect him to have any other reaction but this one. He looked at you, knowing what your thoughts were. “You’re a great doctor. You’d be a great acquisition to the military. But your talent would be wasted in Wall Sina”

“Why?”

“Nothing ever happens inside Wall Sina. You’ll go from attending real wounds and rare illnesses to attend splinters in people’s fingers or cuts from broken porcelain. The biggest kind of emergency you’ll get a pregnant woman whose water just broke...You’re smarter than that, you deserve more challenging cases”

You exchanged stares, thinking how right he was. Inside Wall Sina everything was...well...less chaotic, people had better lives, didn’t seem to have much less problems. At least not as much as people in Trost did.

“Besides” he continued “The only soldiers who constantly need medical attention are the survey corps. I get where Erwin’s proposal comes from. You’re his friend, Pascal is practically your kid now, you’re a talented doctor, and he want you to have a better life...but you’re too good to have your knowledge rot inside Wall Sina. If you ask me, I’d like you to join the survey corps. Not as a soldier, as a doctor. We lose many soldiers because they can’t make it to the walls, if we had a doctor with us, maybe we wouldn’t lose as much soldiers as we do…”

You remained gawking, not expecting any part of that conversation. Levi had just asked you to join him, to go with him outside the walls.

“Do you want me to come with you?” You mouthed

“Did you not hear what I just said? Yes, I want you to come with me” He said emphasising that last part, making your heart stop for a second. 

You couldn’t answer at first. You had too many thought trains going all at once, they all made you dizzy. You wanted to meet the world outside the walls, but titans were dreadful creatures. You’d love to go with him, but, you didn’t know how to use ODM gear, or how to use a blade other than a scalpel. This would just fuel all those rumours about you and Levi.

“Y/N, so?” Levi broke the silence pulling you back from your thoughts.

“Oh, Levi, I’d love to go with you…”

“But?”

“I’m going to be a burden, am I not?”

“Don’t be ridiculous”

“I have zero fighting skills, if I see a titan I’ll probably shit myself right there, also I don’t know how to use the ODM gear. I’m not a very skilled person when it comes to being on my feet”

“You won’t need fighting skills. I do need to teach you how to use the ODM gear. When we’re outside the walls, as long as you stay close to me, I’ll promise you you’ll be fine. I won’t let anything happen to you, and if someone  or something harms you, I’ll make sure they don’t see a new dawn”

His eyes were locked on yours, telling you how he meant every word he’d said. He’d be protecting you. That was the closest declaration of love you’d gotten from him since you met. Your heart was beating faster now, louder, and it only got worse the longer his grey eyes were on yours.

*

“She’ll be attending the survey corps” Levi said, looking through Erwin’s window. “We’d lose a lot less soldiers if we had a doctor giving medical attention as soon as we need it. And she’s perfect for that job”

“You know what it implies to take someone like her out of the Walls, right?”

“Like her?” Levi said, clearly not amused by how Erwin referred to you, something Erwin immediately regretted as soon as he spoke, realising he’d sounded aggressive.

“Someone inexperienced. Someone who isn’t part of the military” Erwin corrected.

“You wanted her to become a MP doctor, how is this any different?” His gaze was cold and sharp.

“The outside, the titans, that sort of danger”

“I want her to be a part of my squad. If she’s riding with my team, I can ensure her safety” Levi looked away, speaking slowly, clearly, and confident in his skills, maybe this facade would convince Erwin.

“You love her, don’t you Levi?” His question grabbed Levi by surprise, as he glared at his friend.

“What does this have to do with what I just said?” He hissed.

“Answer me” Erwin’s voice wasn’t firm, not like when he gives orders.

“Is it really relevant?” Levi questioned, his voice decreasing.

“Please” Erwin begged.

“I do, alright?” He snapped, glaring at his superior for making him admit it to someone else who wasn’t him.

“You know how much you’re risking her life by taking her out of the walls?”

“I know, but I’d never let anything happen to her” His face softened.

“If something happens to her...”

“I will not let anything happen to her. Worst case scenario that it does, it’ll be my cross to bear.”

“What about Pascal?” Erwin asked.

“If something happens to Y/N, I’ll take ful responsibility for the kid, at least until he becomes of age”

“What about the meantime? I’ll let you take her, but there’s no way I’m letting that kid leave. If he were part of the training corps it’d be a different story, but he isn’t”

“He can stay. Y/N’s mentor works in the clinic with her, he can keep teaching Pascal medicine, and the brat is perfectly capable on living on his own, he’s smart, he’ll deal with it without much problem”

“Okay then. If she wants to, then she can join you. Also Levi, don’t let your feelings get in the way” Erwin said, making Levi’s eyes met his once more.

“As long as she’s safe, that won’t happen” His grey eyes looked into Erwin’s, a fire burning in them. 

“Alright, I trust you...” 

*

There was something different in the air. It was hard to tell what was it. The usual chattering of people as they walked through the streets, echoing inside the clinic. White noise. Now gone. Completely gone for several long seconds. And it was before that deadly silence turned into commotion. It became a pandemonium all of a sudden. People began running, crying, yelling, all at once, distracting you from your paperwork, and making you run towards the main door. As you stepped into the streets, you saw it.

Your heart stopped at once, your blood turned stone cold. You saw it, standing tall behind the wall, looking down at everyone else as they all could smell death in the air.

~

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