#(uhh...heads up jules LMAO)

[draconscious]

(Fire and Steel) 💬 Rumor has it you have a thing for the Queen

💬 Rumor has it...

Clair sighs, turning to fix the guard with the most withering of glares. As the gossiping protector flees awkwardly down the hall in his unwieldy suit of armor, the war-marked advisor prepares to pay a certain someone another less-than-cordial visit...

Time to cut this rumor off at its source.

[m0rning-moon]

this was stolen from @britishsixtiesbeat​ lmaoo

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you’d love to know more about! bruh I have social anxiety do you really think I’m gonna do that

Name: Julia

Nickname(s): I’ve got tons but most don’t work in english. the only one that does is Jules and I melt when people call me that 🥺

Gender: female

Star sign: gemini

Height: 5′5″ or 165cm

Time: 4:20pm blaze it

Birthday: may 29

Favorite bands: the beebles, the rolling stones, fleetwood mac, the kinks... there’s tons more and that’s just including actual bands lol

Favorite solo artist: oh shit jasdghajs uhh other than the beatles, bob dylan and sufjan stevens

Song stuck in my head: ‘me and magdalena’ by the monkees

Last movie: wow I actually can’t remember?? I’ve been watching series more than movies lately

Last show: ‘haunted’ on netflix

When did I create this blog: oh man idek lol I just know it was in 2010

What do I post: that’s a mystery even to me ajdgajd basically whatever I’m into atm, tho I try not to go wild with stuff I know not many people who follow me are into

Last thing I googled: ‘me and magdalena’ because I couldn’t remember who sang it lol

Other blogs: ........a few sjdgfjgasjfaf

Do I get asks: nah but I can’t blame anyone for that lol I do tend to disappear from this blog from time to time

Why I chose my URL: I was named after the song Julia by the beatles and “morning moon” is very pretty imagery from that song. I kinda hate the way I had to spell it but I can’t get anything better than that now

Following: 385

Followers: 1037 but I’m willing to bet like 80% of that are dead blogs

Average hours of sleep: at least 7, at most 12 (yes, I’m aware I’m a disaster)

Lucky number: idk if they’re lucky numbers, but I do love the numbers 3, 7 and 9

Instruments: dude I tried to learn like 3 or 4 but I have ZERO discipline lol so none

Dream job: freelance illustrator who actually gets to work on a lot of cool projects

Dream trip: it used to be liverpool/london, then I did that and it was amazing. now I wanna go back lol but there’s tons of other places I’d like to visit, like california and amsterdam and paris again (I only got to spend 2 days in paris :c)

Favorite food: pastaaaaaaaaa. esp. mac’n’cheese

Nationality: -cries in brazilian-

Favorite Song: I’m just gonna say free bird by lynyrd skynyrd and not think too much about it kajdfhjasfdsdf

Last book read: I can’t read lol (jk obviously but I do have difficulty reading books. can’t concentrate)

Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: hmmm I’m not big on fantasy/sci-fi so I don’t have a lot to pull from so I’ll just say this: ever since I was a kid I’ve wished life could be kinda like in the sims where you can just go from one family to another, live different lives etc, and then leave and come back to them whenever you want, picking up from where you left off. I was.......a weird kid, lmao

I’ll tag: I’m just gonna tag some of my frens/mutuals and some neat people I see around my dash but if y’all don’t wanna do this you’re absolutely free to ignore lol @wearingraincoats, @la-cherrie, @cactustattoo, @unchaineddaisychain, @chut-je-dors, @a-night-at-the-abbey-road, @sailor-tenchi

[syfynjvall]

OTP ASK GAME - farah & juliette

tagged by @havennly thank u!! i’m gonna tag @agentnatesewell @bryceslahela @agentfreckles @serafinedupont @agentnats if youve done it already i apologize ksks

(long post warning)

DISAGREEMENTS.

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

juliette, but it’s honestly never anything serious. more often than not its just bc she gets very competitive during game nights

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

neither, even kidding about it kinda hurts each others souls

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

neither

Who trashes the house?

i cant see either of them doing it

Do either of them get physical?

never in a million years

How often do they argue/disagree?

not often, and when they do its mostly about petty things like leaving empty containers in the fridge

Who is the first to apologize?

both are good about it

SEX.

who is on top? Who is on bottom?

hmmm they switch

any kinks?

welllll jules put on her old cheerleading uniform from college as a joke once and farah was into it. theyre both into roleplay

who has the strangest desires?

jules

who’s dominant in bed?

it’s a pretty even split

is head ever in the equation?

yes

if so, who is better at performing it?

probably farah

ever had sex in public?

once. under the bleachers at the football field. pretty cliché

who moans the most?

uhh both

who leaves the most marks?

farah

who is the more experienced of the two?

definitely jules. she had a LOT of fun in college

do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

make love. it’s very special for both of them bc they know they’re gonna last

how long do they usually last?

it depends but both of them can usually go pretty long

rough or soft?

typically soft, but rough if theyre in the mood

is protection used?

no

does it ever get boring?

no

where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

dont know? maybe in an empty room in the agency? idk lol

FAMILY.

do they plan on having children/or have children?

oh yeah definitely

if so, how many children do they want/have?

juliette loved the look on farahs face the first time they talked about it and she said she wanted ten kids. it was a joke obv but they probably end up having three or four. jules always wanted siblings growing up and she was sad she never got that wish so she doesnt want her own kids to be lonely like she was

AFFECTION.

who likes to cuddle?

both of them are huge cuddle bugs and they get cozy almost everywhere

who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

juliette

who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?

both

how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

their cuddles can last a while but farah probably wiggles away first

what is their favourite non-sexual activity?

they love girls night out and its even more fun when tina joins them. put the three of them together and its basically nonstop chaos, but so fun

where is their favourite place to cuddle?

predictable, but the bed. jules is one of those extravagant mattress people so her bed is basically a giant pillow and its very comfortable

SLEEPING.

who snores?

both

if both do, who snores the loudest?

jules, and you better believe farah teases her relentlessly

do they share a bed or sleep separately?

jules WAS a very picky sleeper until she got together with farah, now she gets pouty if they dont share a bed

if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

they cozy up, but juliette is a blanket hog so she usually ends up with most of the covers

what do they wear to bed?

jules usually just wears a top, farah wears pajama sets

are either of them insomniacs?

no

can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

not before everything that went down in book one, but since murphy, yeah. jules has a hard time falling asleep now

do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

definitely cuddly sleepers

who wakes up with bed hair?

both

who wakes up first?

farah. she’s usually the one to rouse juliette when she’s about to be late

who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

neither of them can cook so... neither lol

what is their favourite sleeping position?

farah loves being the little spoon and jules loves making her feel safe so

do they set an alarm each night?

jules does but she hits snooze at least six times a morning

who has nightmares?

juliette, and farah has no problem soothing her back to sleep when she wakes up

can a television be found in their bedroom?

yes. they’re both obsessed with trashy shows

who has ridiculous dreams?

farah!

who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

again, juliette is an unfortunate bed hog

who makes the bed?

farah. juliette is cute but she’s not always that tidy

what time is bed time?

whenever jules feels like it, and farah will follow her lead

any routines/rituals before bed?

other than the typical going to bed things, no

who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

farah probably

WORK.

who is the busiest?

both are pretty busy but since juliette has two jobs i guess she is a little bit more

who rakes in the highest income?

juliette probably?

are any of them unemployed?

UB gets paid right? so neither then? lol

who takes the most sick days?

juliette. her “bend the rules” stat is at 88%

what are their jobs?

detective and agent

who sucks up to their boss?

definitely not jules. farah might a LITTLE bit since rebecca is juliette’s mom but i think we know how that turns out lmao

who is more likely to turn up late to work?

despite juliette’s aversion for rule following she’s usually pretty puntcual at least, so im gonna say farah

who stresses the most?

im gonna say neither

do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

farah loves hers for the most part, jules feels like hers is more of a chore but she does love interacting with people.

are they financially stable?

yes

HOME.

who does the washing?

farah. once again juliette isnt super messy per se, but she is a bit cluttered

who takes out the trash?

both

who does the ironing?

jules is pretty good about that

who does the cooking?

neither. they both try but they’re both disasters so they order out mostly (more than they should)

who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

it’s about equal because again, they’re disasters

who is messier?

juliette

who leaves the toilet roll empty?

farah

who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

neither

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who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

both

who answers the telephone?

juliette

who mows the lawn?

they dont have a lawn

who does the vacuuming?

probably jules

who does the groceries?

when they remember to do it, they like to go together

who takes the longest to shower?

jules

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MISCELLANEOUS.

is money a problem?

no but farah does love buying stuff

how many cars do they own?

just one

what’s their song?

it changes but rn lucky by jason mraz fits them so well

do they live in the city or in the country?

juliette LOVES city life and farah thinks it would be fun too so they plan to move to the city one day

do they own their home or do they rent?

rented for now, for juliette anyway

do they enjoy their surroundings?

jules has a nostalgic fondness for wayhaven but again, really she’s itching to live in the city. farah likes it too but it’s a little too mellow for her liking sometimes

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

oh my god, theyre both clingy babies so they’ll be pouty and sad and constantly just text each other

where did they first meet?

juliette’s office

who spends the most money when out shopping?

probably farah

who’s more likely to flash their assets?

jules, but farah will too

any mental issues?

juliette definitely has ptsd after book one, and then its worsened after the trappers (she saved farah so she had to see sanja die)

who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

they both do lol

who’s terrified of bugs?

im thinking farah

who kills the spiders around the house?

juliette

do they have any fears for their future?

they’re both afraid of losing each other, mostly. juliette also worries a bit that maybe farah will get sick of her because she’s a “lot,” she was always told by past bfs/gfs that she was a handful or too wild or whatever so she worries she might scare farah off but when she voices that thought farah is very quick to very seriously assure her thats not going to happen

their favourite place?

the bar, also the forest to stargaze or picnic

who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

jules, but it’s definitely at a restaurant lol

who pays the bills?

definitely juliette

who’s the tallest?

jules is 5’9, farah is 5′4

who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

farah

who wanders around in their underwear?

jules

who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

both!! theyre both so goofy about it

what do they tease each other about?

pretty much everything, they’re bantering almost constantly

who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

neither of them are exactly fashion experts, so

who crushed first?

juliette

any alcohol or substance related problems?

no, jules enjoys drinking but she knows her limits

who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

jules

who swears the most?

both