#(you'll be getting more of this because holy shit their reactions are hilarious)

[one-squash-one-end]

so my friend is reading the raven boys for the first time...

[charliesgoodboy]

2009 T. KAULITZ ☆

i would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stitch to wear.

TW: reader is mentioned to have a tattoo on his back, others(paparazzi) think reader is a woman, reader is hinted wearing women's underwear(reader is not female) simply to tease tom but you can imagine him wearing something else, besides the dress that was worn, small mention of brat taming

TOM KAULITZ who was a little worried about this date, you said you wanted it to be at a nice place and that you'd like to equally pay yet he'd insist he'd pay for all of it once the two of you were finished. there were so many thoughts running through his mind when word got out but luckily, an owner called and said they'd only keep the public to a minimum. of course the two of you would set up more dates even if this went to a disaster.

TOM KAULITZ that would get a text from you as you were almost there, just finishing up your look. he'd only wave from outside seeing that where he sat also had to have the biggest window so he was able to see some of the camera's flashing though it was very very subtle. then, he'd hear the sound of the door opening, hoping it was you then he'd hear the sound of heels sulking a small bit thinking it wasn't you. then they'd stop and he'd hear a chair pull back. "did i arrive too late? i'm really sorry if you thought i wasn't coming."

TOM KAULITZ who'd look over, seeing you in a dress and he could tell it was a shorter one. god, he's never seen you in such attire before holy shit. "you..fuck.." he's lucky to be wearing clothes baggy enough to hide the big situation he had under the table pulling down his shirt a bit. "thank you," the look on his face was priceless.

TOM KAULITZ who would run his tounge over his piercing as you talked to him, his eyes wandering to your thighs watching as the dress you wore rode up, the cups where the breasts were supposed to be still matched your chest regardless and he wouldn't stop looking at you. "and then i told him that– tom? tom, are you okay?" "mhm." he really was listening he absolutely loved listening to you, plus your hilarious so him laughing obviously showed that he was. he'd still admire your face because you yourself are beautiful but you in that outfit just got him thinking.

TOM KAULITZ who wouldn't keep his hands off of you in the car, getting someone else to take your car back home putting a tracker on making sure they really took it back. his hand would be on the wheel, his other hand moving up and down your thigh getting closer to the underwear you wore as well, and his fingers would loop around the strap pulling it then letting it go against your skin as you'd try and cross your legs just for him to pry them open a little seeing the smirk on your face that he'd wipe off soon enough.

TOM KAULITZ that would keep the dress on, only taking the underwear you wore off tossing it somewhere else not being rough with it wanting you to wear it for him later. "you just had to show up in that.." and hell was it worth it. he was low on his knees, sucking you off feeling your thighs squeeze around his face as your hands would tug at the end of his corn rows, moaning in pleasure as he fingernails dug into your skin.

TOM KAULITZ that would watch as the dress was almost pulled back onto your waist, the straps barely hanging onto your shoulders as he'd almost push yourself on his cock just to see your reactions. "mother fuck— tom!" he'd bite his lip watching the way your fingers would grip the sheets tightly and your legs barely touching the floor as you had mostly been bent over the edge of the bed, and that tattoo he loved to stare at so damn much.

TOM KAULITZ who'd whisper in your ear, "promise me you'll wear this again."

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[kira-fluff]

accidentally walking in on you changing - haikyuu

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tw: suggestive, nsfw, a little bit of cursing, fem!reader

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yamaguchi tadashi "oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!! .....you have a beautiful... uhh.... shoulder!" he knocks quietly, shyly - but you don't hear. yamaguchi worries, opening the door before he looks up from the knob. you both stare at each other for a moment. he screams, a little high pitched for his timbre, before slamming the door shut - accidentally catching his fingers in the door. he would never tell, but this feels like a sort of karmic punishment for being unable to stop imagining your body.. like that.. with his.

tsukishima kei slowly closes his eyes, a long sigh following. this little shit thinks it's his inconvenience that he opened the door despite your protests (he was listening to the land before time soundtrack, of course) and saw you completely naked, only your hands attempting to cover your body. without even muttering an apology, he slowly takes you in (a sort of darkness taking over his eyes, maybe even a sassy eye-roll), then he turns around and closes the door behind him. what he doesn't want you to know is that right outside your door, he slowly and dramatically slides down to the floor, his lanky legs tucked close to his chest, his hands over his face. he sighs once more, unable to hide his reddening cheeks. in truth, he does blame you - it's your fault he's having these thoughts overtaking his mind. what you do to him... he hopes you'll never know (but at the same time desperately wishes you could see through his false confidence act).

kuroo tetsuro "i-i-uh... uh... ah.... wow." a little smirk played on his lips as he prepared to scare you (it was gonna be hilarious), after all, your reactions were always so cute, so entertaining... he flung the door open, expecting you to scream.. you did, but not for the reason he expected. for once, he was speechless - his eyes widened, for a moment he could only open and close his mouth like a fish. a slight blush begins to take over the apples of his cheeks, but he isn't moving. it's as if he's frozen in place so it takes you shouting, "get out!" for him to suddenly realize he's been staring for way too long. kuroo puts a hand behind his neck in embarrassment before bowing his head in apology and closing the door just a little bit too loud. once out of your room, his brows furrow as he takes in his reaction to you. he holds the bridge of his nose between two fingers as he tries to rid himself of the thoughts consuming him - what it might be like for him to hold you like that, to love you like that. but as it stands now, he still hasn't asked you out... and he's not sure how long it'll take, at this point, to even be able to look at you in the eye again - especially without getting a tent in his pants.

oikawa tohru "oh my~ can i stay~?" leave it to oikawa to open the door during the most inopportune time. in classic unity with his man-whore-ness, he'll promptly lean against the door as you struggle to put your shirt back on (thankfully you'd still had your pants on, slightly). a little shit-eating grin would play on his mouth as his eyes dance across your figure. after he quips and you decline with a harsh, "absolutely not, tohru," he'd leave. the funniest part is that oikawa only ever gets embarrassed after he makes the decision to say something stupid. it's only after he's halfway down the hallway does he realize what he just said, what he just insinuated. he crouches down to the floor, head hanging low, whispering a soft, "fuck." he's so screwed. this whole "getting over you because you'd never feel the same" thing just got a hell of a lot harder.

iwaizumi hajime "hey, what food do you want from-- HOLY SHIT--" this poor man... he's been crushing on you for as long as he could remember. you, him, and oikawa grew up near each other -- practically neighbors. so even though you grew up together in diapers, it had been a long time since he'd seen you naked (not in a creepy way, just, ya know, babies.) so imagine his surprise when he opens the door (not waiting for an answer when he says, "i'm coming in!") and sees you in that state (he can't bring himself to say any of the words, much less think them.) his face goes beet red -- he slams the door so hard a picture frame comes off the wall. when you text him an apology, he'll definitely reply with something like, "idiot, it was my fault." you can't turn down his offer for dinner even though you know it's gonna be reaaaallly awkward.

futakuchi kenji "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" this salty bitch is definitely the type to react angrily -- like, he's so embarrassed and ashamed of himself that he projects anger when all he's trying to say is "how could you do this to me when i'm LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!" he's not mad at you, he's mad at himself (genuinely he is the WORST at showing his emotions properly) when he turns the knob of your door, he was expecting you to be lounging on your bed (you'd always told him there was no need to knock, if the door was locked then he obviously can't come in). you should've known what would happen -- ever forgetful, you forgot to lock your door. when he took in your bare breasts, he couldn't help as his anger grew along with his erection.

ushijima wakatoshi "....stand still." he didn't mean it like that, you know he didn't but as he's walking closer as you're only in your bra and panties, you begin to feel both panic and excitement. imagine your surprise when he pulls a string that was stuck on your face before walking out of the room. literally i'm laughing so hard rn by now, you're fairly certain he doesn't HAVE emotions, but in actuality, he just really sucks at realizing them. he's not used to seeing people in their underwear, for sure, but he's so unreactive that it scares you a little. little do you know that ushijima is flooding the tendo-semi group chat with questions regarding "what to do when you see a beautiful woman's body?" (his phone did not stop buzzing for an hour).

sakusa kiyoomi "....." when sakusa opens your bedroom door to find you halfway through taking off your bra, his eyes go wide before falling into a slight squint, his eyes furrowing. you didn't even notice he was there, nor do you notice when he swivels to leave, accidentally leaving the door wide open (prompting a LOVELY conversation you both will greatly look forward to.... not really). just a forewarning, he's going to be really tense for probably the next week.

kita shinsuke "ah, you're changing? alright. no, it's okay, i'll ask you in a little bit." LOL but i refuse to believe that he would ever make this mistake unless like life was against him that day so i guess i'll write one ahaha "s-sorry." this man. he is a GentlemenTM. kita would probably have to be forcefully pushed into your room for this to happen. yes, it was atsumu. ("it'd be so funny" -a.m. "shut up, 'sumu" -o.m.) anyway, at the time he was pushed into your room, you were just finishing drying your hair from the shower. conveniently, the moment the door shuts behind kita, you step out of the bathroom, your towel scarcely covering you. his shocked and embarrassed expression will live in your head forever - it was so cute. he wouldn't bother trying to explain himself, maturity showing through as he thought it would be best to give you the privacy you needed and leave as soon as possible. he'd apologize and leave, then give atsumu an unexplained look of disappointment. he wouldn't tell a soul what he saw - it didn't seem right to embarrass you like that, no matter the number of times he wanted to ask for advice on how to handle the recurrent dreams he'd wake up to in the middle of the night, along with a boner.

miya atsumu "wanna see a funny--UOH MY GOD!" atsumu basically lived in your house, but growing up with only a twin brother by his side, he still hadn't gotten used to the whole "knocking" thing.. this predicament ended up kicking him in the balls when he swung open your door, accidentally seeing you without a single article of clothing in your body. like an actual idiot, he just stood there, in the doorway for a half-second before covering his eyes and screaming "I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" (he accidentally hit his head against the door trying to leave). after the incident, he tries to play it cool, acting like it wasn't the first time he's seen a girl naked (even though he definitely hasn't). it really isn't working though -- if you can see through his false guise, it's easy to take him down. probably not a good idea, though, since this guise is the only thing stopping him from starring at your lips a little bit too long -- imagining taking you right then and there.

suna rintaro "hm? ...oh." suna walked in on you without even realizing it. occasionally he'd just step in your room and you'd chill together on your bed, scrolling through your phones. he was scrolling through his photos when he walked into your room. it wasn't until you said, "hey, uh, can you sort of... leave?" that he looked up, gazing at you hazily before quietly exiting. he'd definitely jack off to you later, though. (probably more than once).

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

So today has been CRAY.

First off, The Spawn & Bestie came over to spend the night. After making our list of supplies for Bake-a-thon 2019, I let them open their jammies & stockings. They instantly got HYPED about the dragon onesies, put them on immediately, & started talking about baking in them. They then scampered to the kitchen to make music videos to hardcore gangsta rap. It was hilarious & a better reaction than I could have hoped for. Of course I took pictures & videos, which I sent to various family members, including Bestie's mom & my dad.

Next the kids did stockings. They were both incredibly delighted with the insane amount of chocolates, stuffed animal heating pads, multitudes of chapstick & face masks, & various other goodies. Again, better than I could have hoped, pictures, videos, ect.

Then, The Spawn gets a text from my dad saying "If you guys are doing stockings, go get the thing in the cabinet under the microwave. You'll know what it is when you open the cabinet." So, being a good grandchild, she goes & comes back with a stocking that has my name embroidered on it.

Um... what?

Obviously I don't do anything with it until he gets home. (Duh) When he is home & groceries are unloaded & away, I find out what's going on. Apparently, he didn't like that I've not had a stocking be filled for me since I was a teen. So he went online & ordered stuff to be delivered to his work. What did he have delivered to his place of business, you may ask... well, let me show you.

Ok, so #1. He saw me try to read my 20 year old, battered copy of Neverwhere (by the amazing Neil Gaiman, seriously go read his stuff if you haven't) & sigh as I put it back on the shelf, defeated because it's falling apart so badly that it's not readable.

#2. He is FULLY encouraging my ridiculous witch aesthetic nonsense & got me these adorable tiny glass jars full of different stones. I think i counted 9. They are adorable!

#3. This man had a MUSKRAT SKULL delivered TO HIS JOB. amazing. Absolutely fantastic. But can you imagine if one of the conservative stereotypical southern ladies he works with had opened it & seen what it was?!?! That would have been epic.

There were also some snacks that are on my "ok to eat without a load of pain" list, along with a top tier brownie. It was super heartwarming & touching. And our family doesn't do heartwarming & touching. (Case in point: I posted pictures of The Spawn & Bestie on Instagram with a caption about dragons up in my house baking & how much I loved them & am lucky to have them. The Spawn almost immediately commented "gross.")

Now it's 2 am. The kids stopped baking about 30 mins ago & went to bed. They will resume baking tomorrow. (Holy shit so much baking & singing.) I absolutely love when they come do shit like dance in my kitchen, baking, screaming old Taylor Swift lyrics 'ironically' (but they really just secretly still love Swifty).

Oh, also Dad & I watched 6 Underground, the new Netflix movie with Ryan Reynolds & the chick who played Anathema on Good Omens. It's a Michael Bay gig, so it a lot of action, not as many explosions as I expected, some fast driving, & Ryan Reynolds being quippy. It was a cool fluff flick. But it may have more substance. I had to miss chunks due to being needed to assist some dragons who were making truffles, puppy chow, & some overly complicated cookies for the first time. Tomorrow we try divinity, haystacks (which I think are gross but The Spawn loves), & soft mints (a dad request that I really like).

Wish me luck & energy. (Just kidding, I'm good at making those things & have plenty of caffeine)