#* My reality is eleven tenths perception. * ::headcanons::

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

AN OVERLY DETAILED BODY TOUCH MEME

Rules: Bold the body parts that elicit the specified response when touched. Italicize the body parts that have the potential to elicit the specified response when touched, but perhaps not always. Repost, do not reblog !

makes them shiver with delight.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears.  shell of the ears. earlobes. back of the neck.  sides of the neck.  throat. collarbone area. chest. nipples.  tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades.  bicep area.  tricep area. underarms.  top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm.  outside of the wrist.  inside of the wrist.  tops of the hands. palm of the hands.  tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers.  between the fingers.  upper ribs.  lower ribs.  sides.  waist. stomach. belly button. upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back. fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips.  ass.  groin. tops of the thighs.  inner thighs. backs of the thighs.  outer thighs.  knee caps.  backs of the knees.  shins.  calves.  fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles. achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

makes them want to share a romantic touch with a loved one.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears.  shell of the ears. earlobes.  back of the neck.  sides of the neck.  throat.  collarbone area.  chest. nipples. tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades.  bicep area.  tricep area.  underarms.  top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm. inside of the wrist. outside of the wrist.  tops of the hands. palm of the hands. tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers.  between the fingers. upper ribs. lower ribs.  sides.  waist. stomach. ��belly button. upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back.  fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips.  ass.  groin.  tops of the thighs.  inner thighs.  backs of the thighs.  outer thighs.  knee caps.  backs of the knees. shins.  calves.  fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles.  achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

makes them laugh when tickled.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears. shell of the ears. earlobes.  back of the neck.  sides of the neck.  throat.  collarbone area. chest. nipples.  tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades.  bicep area.  tricep area.  underarms. top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm.  inside of the wrist.  outside of the wrist.  tops of the hands.  palm of the hands.  tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers.  between the fingers. upper ribs.  lower ribs.  sides.  waist. stomach.  belly button.  upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back.  fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips.  ass. groin. tops of the thighs.  inner thighs.  backs of the thighs.  outer thighs.  knee caps. backs of the knees. shins.  calves.  fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles.  achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

makes them relax when massaged.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears.  shell of the ears. earlobes. back of the neck.  sides of the neck.  throat.  collarbone area.  chest. nipples. tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades. bicep area.  tricep area. underarms. top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm.  inside of the wrist.  outside of the wrist.  tops of the hands.  palm of the hands.  tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers.  between the fingers.  upper ribs.  lower ribs.  sides.  waist.  stomach.  belly button. upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back.  fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips.  ass.  groin.  tops of the thighs.  inner thighs.  backs of the thighs.  outer thighs.  knee caps. backs of the knees.  shins.  calves. fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles.  achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

turns them on.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears.  shell of the ears. earlobes. back of the neck. sides of the neck.  throat.  collarbone area.  chest.  nipples. tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades.  bicep area.  tricep area.  underarms. top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm.  inside of the wrist.  outside of the wrist.  tops of the hands. palm of the hands.  tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers. between the fingers.  upper ribs.  lower ribs.  sides.  waist.  stomach.  belly button. upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back. fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips. ass. groin.  tops of the thighs.  inner thighs.  backs of the thighs. outer thighs.  knee caps.  backs of the knees.  shins.  calves.  fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles.  achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

would rather not be touched.

forehead. brow. nose. cheeks. lips. chin. inner ears. shell of the ears. earlobes.  back of the neck.  sides of the neck.  throat.  collarbone area.  chest.  nipples.  tops of the shoulders.  shoulder blades.  bicep area.  tricep area. underarms.  top of the forearm.  bottom of the forearm.  inside of the wrist.  outside of the wrist.  tops of the hands.  palm of the hands.  tops of the fingers.  pads of the fingers.  between the fingers.  upper ribs.  lower ribs. sides.  waist.  stomach. belly button.  upper back.  middle of the back.  lower back.  fronts of the hips.  sides of the hips.  backs of the hips. ass.  groin.  tops of the thighs.  inner thighs.  backs of the thighs. outer thighs.  knee caps.  backs of the knees.  shins.  calves.  fronts of the ankles.  inner ankles.  outer ankles.  achilles heel.  tops of the feet.  bottoms of the feet.  pads of the toes.  between the toes.  under the toes.  arches of the feet.  heel.

taken from @justmemethings tagging: @lostxndbroken @adventurepunks @the-arkham-librarian @eyeless-smiles @optimisticrobin @defyxoblivion @goldentemplariumcrow & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting !

@defyxoblivion sent: Ⓐ Klarion Bleak, the Witch Boy

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

"Woh? I gots eyes. Th' lad's good-lookin', n' aye, he's sort o' cute when he dun gets th' most basic social shite." Cue to an amused snort. "N' I bet tha' he could look...appealin' under the rite circumstances. If yeh catch me drift."

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

"Personality wise, he's a wee bit...less attractive. Dun get me wrong, th' lad 's bright, even too bloody smart for 'is own sake at times, but he ain't th' easiest person to deal wit'. He can be a friggin' pain in th' arse. N' I'd know, 'cause I'm one too. Blimey, I swear tha' if I gots white before me time, it's goin' to be his fault."

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

"Theoretically speakin'? I wouldn't mind at all. He's attractive n' I'm curious to see 'ow he'd act if propositioned. Cor, th' last time I mention fuckin' to 'im, he said some shite 'bout friggin' marriage. It was hilarious."

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

"Me official role is Klarion's 'babysitter'. Zee calls it 'guardian', but trust us, I'm bleedin' babysittin' an eternal teenager wit' a jus' as lastin' identity crisis. It wouldn't be too bad, if it wasn't tha' said lad 's far too powerful for e'eryone's sake. But we've been in each other's 'air for a while now n' I think yeh can say tha' we're mates too."

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Our first meetin' wasn't woh yeh'd call pleasant. N' after tha' Zee dumped 'im under me protection n' I spent a bloody week keepin' 'im n' 'is fuckin' cat under locks. It wasn't easy. At all. I slept even less than I usually did 'cause I felt like I couldn't turn me eyes away from 'em. Tho, I gots to say tha' by th' end o' it, we were already startin' to get alon'. Yeh sure as 'ell can't be bored 'round someone like 'im."

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Th' crazy lad grew on me. I could say tha' he didn't, but it's bloody obvious. He still drives me mad more often than not, but...he's fun to be 'round. He challenges me n', while I love a quiet day as any other bloke, I enjoy th' rite kind o' stimulation too. Also, he grew up n', blimey, he turned out friggin' easy on th' eye."

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

"I dunno 'ow much kissin' experience he gots, but I bet tha' he probably kiss like a bloody virgin. So, 's goin' to take 'im lots o' practice to catch up wit' oul me. Or, even easier, I could teach 'im a few tricks meself."

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

Crime Drama Archetype Aesthetics

(Bold what applies to your muse, italics for things that apply situationally and/or only in certain verses. Repost, don't reblog!)

The Hero: a small home full of medals // the scent of justice // the adrenaline rush before busting a crime scene // trusting in the team // sworn oaths // the city's skyline from the roof of the police station // radio chatter // protecting those who can't protect themselves // a last stand // crime scene tape

The Rulebreaker: a revolver resting in the drawer // the taste of cheap whiskey // constant reminders of past mistakes // a shadowy figure in the alley // being known in every bar // a fight in the backroom // blood on leather gloves // your name whispered in the underworld // broken laws for the greater good // an act of defiance against the system

The Oddball: a drawer full of candy wrappers // an unexpected knack for solving cases // a fascination with the improbable // the comfort in eccentricity // midnight oil burning for a case // chaotic notes leading to the truth // a genius in their own world // the thrill of a new challenge // the final piece of the puzzle falling into place // a colourful scarf among the grey suits

The Bad Tempered: worn out gloves from punching the bag // a growl in the voice // a reputation that precedes you // a fist through the wall // harsh words with a caring undertone // a cigarette burning in the ashtray // the anger that fuels everything // a grudge held too long // begrudging respect from colleagues // an unexpected show of loyalty

The Mourning: working late nights // a plan that doesn't include going home // being unable to return to the way things once were // a whiskey bottle in the bottom drawer // the cold touch of a gravestone // silence in a room once filled with laughter // old photographs gathering dust // the echo of a voice no longer there // a past that refuses to be forgotten // knowing that nobody knows what to say

The World-Weary: a flask of strong coffee // a siren in the distance // the familiar smell of gunpowder // a smoker's cough // secrets buried deep // a sigh of frustration // a heavy sense of cynicism // crime scene photos that haunt dreams // a stare that has seen too much // a cold case reopened

The Doctor: the sharp smell of chemicals // a doctor's coat stained with blood // hands that have tried to mend too many // the solemn silence of the dead // precision in every movement // the precise language of medicine // a race against time // the responsibility of life and death // blood spatters on white walls // an oath never to be broken

tagged by Stolen from myself ! tagging: @lostxndbroken (Caligo or Oliver) @the-arkham-librarian @defyxoblivion (Klarion) @rapxir @adventurepunks (Zee or Nick) @optimisticrobin @stellarhistoria (Justine) @heksery (Juliana) & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒

RULES: bold which thing your muse prefers (or, in some cases, maybe just hates the least!) out of each of the following pairs

peace or war?

sun or stars?

flowers or trees?

crescent moon or full moon?

streets or skyscrapers?

rooftops or balconies?

ink or glitter?

life or death?

order or chaos?

candle or bonfire?

ocean or sky?

leather or silk?

sweet or sour?

overstimulation or under stimulation?

book or letter?

soft or coarse?

fight or flight?

spoken or written?

silver or gold?

playing cards or tarot cards?

circles or angles?

cramped or vast?

checkers or chess?

Stolen from @heksery Tagging: @lostxndbroken (Dean) @the-arkham-librarian @eyeless-smiles @stellarhistoria [Justine] @goldentemplariumcrow [Dio] & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting !

@the-arkham-librarian sent: Ⓐ

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

"I dun think anyone could e'er say tha' she ain't a beauty. She gots dis...soft but bright charm. I dunno if it's th' Irish part o' 'er, or jus' 'ow she acts, but it caught me eye rite away. N' she can be bloody badass, more than yeh would expect. N', cor, seein' 'er like tha' makes me a wee 'ot n' bothered."

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

"Smart, witty, funny, charmin'...woh's not to like? I found 'er a wee annoyin' at times, back when we first met, but I can't judge 'cause I ain't a bloody pleasure all th' time either. N' we got past it quickly. She gots a bossy side too, but I dun mind tha'. At all."

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

"If it was completely up to me? I'd make it 'appen. She's beautiful n' she's a firecracker, n' tha's exactly me type. I gots me reasons not to push it, especially not fast, but tha' dun mean tha' I ain't interested. 'Cause yeh can bleedin' bet tha' I am."

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

"We gots into quite a few adventures...n' misadventures, so aye, I can say tha' she's one o' me mates. Even if she ain't anyt'in' like most o' 'em. Dunno where our dates will lead to, but even if it was nowhere, it's good to 'ave 'er 'round, even jus' as a friend."

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"We didn't completely 'it off, also 'cause she was nosin' 'round n' riskin' to blow me cover, but we made a good team. I got thru all tha' shite much faster thanks to 'er. N' she's a librarian at bloody Arkham. She deals wit' those nutjobs all friggin' day. You gots to give 'er credit jus' for tha'."

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"We survive th' whole ordeal n' she decides to keep seein' me. I call tha' a bloody win. N' a test she passed. Most folks run away in th' other directions after spendin' jus' a few 'ours in me world, but Eliza chose to stay 'cause she wanted to see more. I guess we clicked n' I ain't against showin' 'er a wee bit o' magic n' th' likes. She said she'll gimme fencin' lessons...I dunno if I wants to imagine 'ow tha' will go."

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

"We didn't kiss...yet, but I expect it to be pleasant. A beautiful lass like 'er? No bloody way she ain't got past lo'ers. I dunno if it will 'appen n' 'ow, but it gives me somet'in' to look forward to."

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

{ MORALITY ALIGNMENT TEST }

"Nice to know tha' there's someone who gots a high opinion o' me. But soz, mate, I can't say tha' I agree wit' the second part."

stolen from myself ! tagging: @adventurepunks [Nick and/or Zee] @lostxndbroken [Oliver and/or Dean] @the-arkham-librarian & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

Christmas Skills !

Wrapping presents:  professional with ribbon on top  |  passable  |  catastrophe  |  call an ambulance

Buying the correct presents:  best gift giver every time  |  generally gets it right  |  it’s the thought that counts  |  yes I still have the receipt why do you ask  |  here’s a coupon get yourself something nice

Avoiding Christmas altogether:  hasn’t been seen in 20 years  |  only seen when absolutely necessary  |  attends a few parties here and there  |  was found every time  |  the one planning the festivities

Knowing Christmas songs:  choose from track 1 to 500!  |  the usual ones  |  a few  |  Christ-what?

Picking a Christmas jumper:  look it even lights up!  |  it’s ugly let’s take it  |  your average Christmas look  |  the red one has to do  |  What’s a Christmas jumper?

Sending Christmas cards:  it’s huge and shiny and Rudolph’s nose lights up  |  simple and traditional  |  it says Christmas that’s all that matters  |  no cards  |  meant to send cards but forgot

Decorating:  IT SHINES SO BRIGHT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON  |  one time a plane confused us with a runway  |  decked out but on a budget  |  just the tree and a few lights  |  no decorations at all

Surviving Christmas dinner with the family:  centre of the dinner and enjoying it  |  happy to see everyone (depends on who is the “family”. Chas yes, his sister at times, everyone else nope xD) |  just smile and wave  |  barely hanging on  |  one more word and I’ll stab myself with this spoon

Tagged by @rapxir Tagging: @lostxndbroken @adventurepunks (Zee or Nick?) @the-arkham-librarian & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

𝟏𝟓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

ANIMAL: Fox

COLOR(S): blood red, amber, black, ice blue

MONTH: October

SONG(S):  “Endless War” - Within Temptation

NUMBER: 7

DAY OR NIGHT: Night

PLANT(S): Snapdragon

SMELL(S): Cigarettes, smoked wood, sulfur, incense

GEMSTONE: 

SEASON: Autumn

PLACE(S): London, cemeteries at night, abandoned churches, pubs

FOOD(S): Chas’ cooking (no matter what it is)

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Taurus

ELEMENT(S): Fire

DRINK(S): Gin and tonic, beer, liquors in general, tea

Tagged by @ithinkim-adorable​ ((Thank you!! )) Tagging: @adventurepunks​ (Zatanna) @blizzardmuses​​ (Babs) @the-arkham-librarian​ @paradiseturnedhell​ (Nick) @rapxir​​ @lostxndbroken​​ (William) & whoever wants to steal it !

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

Quirks my muse habitually has.

Rules: Writers, bold all of your character’s traits.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.

2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs.

4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.

5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension.

6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night.

7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism.

9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence.

10. Swearing: the use of offensive language.

11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.

12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom.

13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty.

14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience.

15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.

16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.

17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation.

18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness.

19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence.

20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority.

21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness.

22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance.

23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity.

24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt.

25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility.

26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation.

27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest.

28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune.

29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.

30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.

31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.

32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system.

33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.

34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive.

35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively.

36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements.

37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly.

38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed.

39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet.

40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft.

41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings.

42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.

43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing.

44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience.

45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations.

46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness.

47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others.

48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct.

49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names.

50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

tagged by @rapxir ((Thank you!)) tagging: @ithinkim-adorable​ (Dean or Tony) @the-arkham-librarian​ @lostxndbroken​ (Oliver or Dean) & whoever wants to steal it !

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romantic headcanons.

name: John Constantine alias: Hellblazer, ConJob, The Laughing Magician, The World’s Greatest Con Man, El Diablo, The Constant One gender: male sexual orientation: pansexual romantic orientation: demiromantic

preferred pet names: John pretty much plays along with whatever nickname his partner(s) decide to use for him, from “classic” ones to whatever thing the people he’s seeing might have come up with. This means that even insults can become pet names, when used by his current partner, no matter how bad they can get. relationship status: single / verse dependant (I currently have a verse in which he’s building a poly relationship, another in which he’s (un)officially dating but it might get more than official at some point, and one in which he has a proper stable boyfriend)

opinion on true love:  John believes that a kind of love that comes close to be defined as such exists. He has experience a similar feeling in person a few times (with Nick and Zatanna, with Kit). However, because of his past experiences, he isn’t very confident on the fact that he’ll ever manage to find a way to keep that sort of relationship going. The closer someone gets to him, the worse fate awaits ahead of them or the deeper he disappoints them. opinion on love at first sight: John believes in “attraction at first sight”, but not in love at first sight. That’s in part because getting attached is often not an option for him. When it comes to sex and romance, he prefers going for something casual, with few string attached. It’s it’s safer and less complicated, and it hurts less with things inevitably fall apart. So, he isn’t one to fall fast for people. He wouldn’t be able to even if he tried (with a few exceptions). how ‘romantic’ are they?: John can be a romantic, especially if it’s something that his partner(s) enjoy. Personally, he likes doing some traditional couple stuff, like going out for dinner, going to concerts, having a picnic or even just having an aimless stroll around holding hands. He likes trying to play the cook and cooking homemade meals...even if the results aren’t always stellar. So, when he really cares for someone (or he is in love) John is…a lot of things. He tries to be charming, confident, playful and appealing, and he wines and dines his partner(s) as much as they allow him to. However, he can also be a huge, sometimes sappy dork. He’d go to hell and back, literally too, to try and make his partner(s) happy (and that’s part of his idea of romance too).

ideal physical traits: John’s tastes when it comes to his partners’ physical appearances are, to say the least, variegated. Considering that he finds attractive beings from very different species, it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly draws him to someone, physically speaking. He has a certain preference for inhuman traits, especially if they could be somehow harmful for him (he finds the thrill of danger is too appealing for his sake). Another thing that he likes, in humans and non-humans alike, is physical strength. He likes someone who can crush him and hold him down, or who can put up a fight when he does that. ideal personality traits: John enjoys someone who can match his wits, who is cunning and can challenge him, keep him on his toes. He’s also attracted to people who can be too straightforward and who are strong-willed and determined, bold and not easily deterred, perhaps because those are all qualities someone needs to have to manage to stay around him for a prolonged amount of time. He’s also drawn to people who are fierce and passionate or have strong emotions, but can also keep an open mind. He can appreciate if his partner(s) have a kind, softer, perhaps even nurturing side, because, whether he wants to admit it or not, he tends to cling and find solace in such affections.

unattractive physical traits: Again, it’s just as hard to pinpoint what John might not like as it is to find specific physical traits that he found more attractive (I mean, at some point he had sex with a bunch of sentients organs, for the gods!). He’s open to give everyone and everything a try (as long as it’s consensual), though not all the experiences turn out to be pleasant. Those, he tends to avoid the second time. unattractive personality traits: Dullness, excessive ignorance or lack of smartness. Hypocrisy, because John might be a liar, but that kind of behaviour irks him to no end. People who are too pretentious, who have a too high idea of themselves without having a good reason to justify it. People who force themselves on others, in any way. Someone who’s too obsessive (because of bad past experiences) or too self-absorbed to spare the effort every relationship needs to work out.

do they have a type?: Yes and no. He has a preference for whoever checks most of the boxes when it comes to what he generally likes in a partner, but every case turns out to be different. It’s also true that most of his lovers, though, held some sort of power over him, be it because they are strong (physically or mentally or “magically) or because they for some reason have the upper hand in the relationship. Strong-willedness and ability to call him out on his bullshit are other recurrent traits. opinion of public affection: When he’s fond of someone, John can get very touchy-feely, if not straight out handsy, around them, no matter if they are alone or in public. He is very much open to PDA, but he restrains himself if his partner prefers avoid them. The same can’t be said for when they are in private, because then any excuse (and even the lack of one) is good to gets his hands on whoever he’s seeing.

favourite canon ship: Uuuh, I’m going to say Nick / John / Zatanna. We don’t see much of it in canon, aside from their tragic falling out, but I like to think that they had a good run before everything fell apart. John was obviously so very in love with them both, and the three of them balanced each other well and were a positive influence in each other’s life, even if at the same times they also tended to bring out the worst in each other. For all those reasons and more, I love the verse I’ve been building with @adventurepunks​​ because it allows me to explore all the shades of their complicated relationship. I liked, even if not as much, John’s relationship with Kit. Though, I must say that I’m glad (for her) that it didn’t work out, because that wonderful woman deserves so much better than him (just as Zatanna). favourite non-canon ship: I have three main non-canon relationships. John / Demon John (which I write in my verse with @thedemonconstantine ) and that’s a pairing I also ship in general (meaning outside RPs). Then we have John / Oliver Queen, with @thegreenxrcher​​​ (and with her too I have a whole verse). Last but not least, John / Nick Sethson ( Devil OC written by @paradiseturnedhell​​​). Each of this ships has its own peculiar appeal to me and I could write an essay for each of them, but I’ll spare you all x’D However, I want to make some special mentions too. I have build a wonderful friendships (with occasional benefits) with @obsessionsarenotforheroes​​​ and her Jessica. I’m developing a ship (or should I say shipS? xD How does it even work with Marc xD) with @fistofhnsw​​​. John & @laughter-in-white​​‘s croptop J because their friends-with-benefits relationship is hilarious. And, finally, John and Koriand’r ( @blizzardmuses​​​...‘cause they kissed twice “for science” so it counts...right???)

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tagged by: @laughter-in-white & @paradiseturnedhell tagging: @thegreenxrcher (one of the demons?) @fistofhnsw @adventurepunks @blizzardmuses​ @elisethetraveller​ @goldentemplariumcrow​ @seekthedarknesswithin​ - & whoever wants to steal this !

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HOW DOES YOUR MUSE CARRY EMOTIONS?

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ANGER:  jaw clenching, hands balling into fists, teeth grinding, yelling, going nonverbal, stuttering speech, rushed speech, slow concise speech, rambling, quiet, arms crossing, shaking head, tearing up, animated, expressionless, projects, internalizes, vents, withdraws, tighter movements, passive aggressive, direct, physical outbursts, verbal outbursts

JOY:  easy smiles, fighting back grins, suppressed laughter, loud laughter, giggles, chuckling, smirks, whole body laughs, covers mouth when laughing/giggling, throws head back when laughing, slaps leg, touches people around them when laughing, looks down when laughing, looks for eye contact when laughing, sparkling eyes, bubbly happiness, quiet subtle happiness, obnoxious happiness, wants to spread joy, quietly savors joy

SADNESS:  crying, bottling it up, seeks distractions, wallows, meditates and processes, avoidance, seeks out comfort, withdraws, swallowing thickly, talks it out, internalizes it, sad smiles, depression naps, uses alcohol, uses drugs, seeks out sources of joy, fidgets with sentimental item, sits in silence, broods, gets moody, wants someone to share the misery, tries to hide negative emotions, nurtures others to make themselves feel better

EMBARRASSMENT/SHAME:  blushing, looking away, rubbing at back of head, covering face, laughing nervously, laughs it off, overthinks, lets it go, self deprecating humor, deflects, gets irritated, smiles, withdraws, crossing arms over stomach, crossing arms over chest, hands in pockets, shoulders sinking, shrugs, falling into silence until comfortable again, talking a lot to compensate

GUILT:  avoiding eye contact, shoulders sinking low, head hanging down, crying, chest aches, lashes out, internalizes, apologizes, deflects, communicates, withdraws, grand gestures for forgiveness, accepts fault easily, punishes themselves, martyrdom, victim complex, over-active guilt complex, healthy conscience, internalizes even after forgiveness, seeking redemption, moves on easily, denial, lack of guilt/conscience, sorry they got caught more than caused harm, can’t handle knowing they hurt others

FEAR/ANXIETY:  trembling, crying, sarcasm/sass to cope, rambles, goes silent, gets angry, fidgeting, impatience, clenching jaw, picking at nails, chewing at lip, pulling at clothes, adjusting jewellery/clothing, swallowing thickly, eyes widening, over-reacts, under-reacts, calm, logical, panic, irrational, overthinks, carefully analyzes, talks to themselves, breathing exercises, flight, fight, withdraw, fawn

Tagged by: @rapxir (( thanks, gal <3 )) Tagging: @paradiseturnedhell (Nick) @thegreenxrcher (whoever you’re more inspired for!) @the-arkham-librarian​ & whoever wants to steal it !

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VILLAINOUS ATTRIBUTES

Bold for main, Italics for minor. Repost, don’t reblog!

aggressive | ambitious | antisocial | bitter | bloodthirsty | brazen | callous | cannibal | calculating | capricious | careless | cold | compulsive | covetous | cowardly | cunning | cynical | deceitful | devious | domineering | envious | exploitative | greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | indolent | insidious | insolent | irreverent | jaded | kidnapper | liar | lustful | Machiavellian | manipulator | materialistic | megalomaniac | mercurial | misanthropic | murderer | obsessive | opportunistic | over-critical | over-emotional | patronising | petty | proud | ruthless | resentful | sadistic | sarcastic | self-indulgent | selfish | serial killer | stoic | spiteful | torturer | two-faced | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unforgiving | unhinged | unpredictable | unscrupulous | vain | vengeful | volatile | wrathful

Tagged by: @rapxir​ (( thank you :3 )) Tagging: whoever wants to steal it !

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Headcanons Masterlist

(( I decided to make a masterlist with the links to all my headcanons, to make them easier to browse (for me too because I have a mighty need for order at times). I won’t include all of the posts that can be found under the HCs tag, because among them there are tag memes and dash games and such. Here I’ll link only the headcanons I have written / consider relevant. ))

(( This post will be updates every time I add a new HC! ))

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+ General Headcanons +

HCs general tag

Muse page

John’s tainted blood

Interview with the Muse

Muse’s general profiles: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9}

Positive Traits List

Negative Traits List

Food-related Hcs: {1} {2}

Abilities & Skills: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5}

Body language & Mannerism: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5}

Life experiences: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5}

Values, Thoughts & Opinions: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9}

Misc: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6}

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+ Relationships, Romance & Sex Related HCs +

One-night stands / casual sex

Kinks related HCs: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6} {7} {8} {9} {10}

Cheating

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+ HCs about specific characters / relationships +

John & Demon John {@.thedemonconstantine} - Ship dynamics HCs: {1} {2} {3} {4} - Ship general HCs: {1}

John & Chas {@.thedemonconstantine} - Friendship or Romance? - Relationship dynamics HCs: {1} {2} - Ship general HCs: {1} {2}

John & Tim {@.thedemonconstantine} - Friendship dynamics HCs: {1} - Friedships general HCs: {1}

John & Nick {@.adventurepunks} - Ship dynamics HCs: {1} {2} - Ship general HCs: {1} {2}

John & Zatanna {@.adventurepunks} - Ship dynamics HCs: - Ship general HCs: {1} {2}

John & Ruby {@.rapxir} - Friendship HCs memes: {1}

John & Oliver {@.thegreenxrcher} - Relationship behaviours: {1} {2} - Ship dynamics HCs: {1} {2} - Ship general HCs: {1} {2}

John & Jessica Jones {@.obsessionsarenotforheroes} - Friendship general HCs: {1} - Relationship dynamics HCs: {1}

John & Nick Sethson {@.paradiseturnedhell} - Relationship general HCs: {1}

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{𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼}

Name: John Constantine Alias: Hellblazer, ConJob, The Laughing Magician, The World’s Greatest Con Man, El Diablo Gender: Male Age: 35-40 / verse-dependant Species: Human Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown Abilities/Talents: Vast knowledge of magic, unarmed hand-to-hand combat, conning and deception, strategist, quick thinking, high endurance, high pain tolerance, decent marksman, expert in using magical weapons/artefacts, ecsapology.

{𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true Religion: Agnostic (?). John knows that several gods and deities exist, but he couldn’t care less about worshipping them. Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience Languages: English, some Spanish, some German, some Italian, Latin, Sanskrit, Egyptian language, Ancient Greek, Old Persian, some Enochian.

Family: Thomas Constantine (father, deceased), Mary Anne Constantine (née Quinn, mother, deceased), unnamed stillborn twin brother, Cheryl Master (sister, alive), Tony Master (brother-in-law, alive), Gemma Master (niece, alice) Friends: Chas Chandler, Timothy Hunter, Zatanna Zatara and more (verse / timeline dependant) Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual / asexual / unsure / other Relationship status: single (verse dependant) / dating (verse-dependent) / married / widowed / open relationship / other (verse dependant, polyamorous relationship) Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

{𝓟𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot (5′11) / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds Scars: Plenty. John’s body is littered with scars, both gained during his sparring with the hellish and the supernatural and self-inflicted (for spells, for the most, but not always). He has some marks gained in more “normal” circumstances, like bar/street fights or accidents. Some are light enough that will most likely disappear given the right time, but other are so deep and large that will remain as permanent mementos of the events that have firstly carved them on his skin. Facial Features: John has sharp features, only slightly smoothed by the almost ever-present stubble. His expression can go from very expressive (especially when he’s been sarcastic or when he’s truly angry) to absolutely flat. He’s also very adept at faking expression and body language, so, even when he’s showing something, it’s very hard to tell if he’s being sincere or not. Tattoos: John has several tattoos spread all over his body (arms, chest, back, some of his legs too). They are almost (if not all) seals and symbols used in spells, protections, or at least have a magical meaning. Visual comics reference: here.

{𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮}

Dogs or Cats? Birds or Hamsters? Snakes or Spiders? Red or Blue? Yellow or Green? Black or White? Coffee or Tea? Ice Cream or Cake? Fruits or Vegetables? Sandwich or Soup? Magic or Melee? Sword or Bow? Summer or Winter? Spring or Autumn? The Past or The Future?

tagged by: @laughter-in-white (( thank you! :3 )) tagging: @thegreenxrcher (William) @obsessionsarenotforheroes (Jessica) @paradiseturnedhell (Nick) @mondaybcrn (one of your side muses!) @blizzardmuses (Kori) @adventurepunks (if you want xD) @darkdabbling​ @fistofhnsw​ -  & whoever wants to steal it !

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𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ?

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ANGER:  jaw clenching, hands balling into fists, teeth grinding, yelling, going nonverbal, stuttering speech, rushed speech, slow concise speech, rambling, quiet, arms crossing, shaking head, tearing up, animated, expressionless, projects, internalizes, vents, withdraws, tighter movements, passive aggressive, direct, physical outbursts, verbal outbursts

JOY:  easy smiles, fighting back grins, suppressed laughter, loud laughter, giggles, chuckling, smirks, whole body laughs, covers mouth when laughing/giggling, throws head back when laughing, slaps leg, touches people around them when laughing, looks down when laughing, looks for eye contact when laughing, sparkling eyes, bubbly happiness, quiet subtle happiness, obnoxious happiness, wants to spread joy, quietly savors joy

SADNESS:  crying, bottling it up, seeks distractions, wallows, meditates and processes, avoidance, seeks out comfort, withdraws, swallowing thickly, talks it out, internalizes it, sad smiles, depression naps, uses alcohol, uses drugs, seeks out sources of joy, fidgets with sentimental item, sits in silence, broods, gets moody, wants someone to share the misery, tries to hide negative emotions, nurtures others to make themselves feel better

EMBARRASSMENT/SHAME:  blushing, looking away, rubbing at back of head, covering face, laughing nervously, laughs it off, overthinks, lets it go, self deprecating humor, deflects, gets irritated, smiles, withdraws, crossing arms over stomach, crossing arms over chest, hands in pockets, shoulders sinking, shrugs, falling into silence until comfortable again, talking a lot to compensate

GUILT:  avoiding eye contact, shoulders sinking low, head hanging down, crying, chest aches, lashes out, internalizes, apologizes, deflects, communicates, withdraws, grand gestures for forgiveness, accepts fault easily, punishes themselves, martyrdom, victim complex, over-active guilt complex, healthy conscience, internalizes even after forgiveness, seeks redemption, moves on easily, denial, lack of guilt/conscience, sorry they got caught more than caused harm, can’t handle knowing they hurt others

FEAR/ANXIETY:  trembling, crying, sarcasm/sass to cope, rambles, goes silent, gets angry, fidgeting, impatience, clenching jaw, picking at nails, chewing at lip, pulling at clothes, adjusting jewelry/clothing, swallowing thickly, eyes widening, over-reacts, under-reacts, calm, logical, panic, irrational, overthinks, carefully analyzes, talks to themselves, breathing exercises, flight, fight, withdraw, fawn

stolen ! tagging : @obsessionsarenotforheroes / @paradiseturnedhell​  @goldentemplariumcrow​ @thegreenxrcher​ (William or one of your demons!) @blizzardmuses​ (Kori) @the-arkham-librarian​ @kawalarz​ @fistofhnsw​ - & anyone who wants to steal it ! (tag me if you do!)

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Flower Meme

Rules: Bold if applies, Italics if some applies

𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙎 - true romantic, loving the classics, pricked fingers, perfect makeup done to impress, bruises easily, beloved but unknown, soul as old as time, overused and under-appreciated.

𝘿𝘼𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙀𝙎 - clean linens, youthful naivety, family, wide open spaces, running barefoot, moving towards instead of away, trying to forget about death, sun blindness.

𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎 - standing tall, strong roots, a home to always return to, warm summer air, holding onto lost hope, belief in growth, painted overalls, split ends.

𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙎 - the end of spring, determination for the truth, cold and cautious, moonlight on windowsills, the taste of ice, unnecessary shyness, quiet belief in the extraordinary, complicated morals.

𝘿𝘼𝙁𝙁𝙊𝘿𝙄𝙇𝙎 - mom friend, sweets, the smell of baking, riverbanks, leaving behind a toxic situation, being happy with your reflection, believing in luck, moving in a pack.

𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙎 - sour candies, unappreciated elegance, valour, crystals projecting rainbows on white walls, unintended organization, old royalty, refusal to bow, learning a new language for the fun of it.

𝙇𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎 - secret poison, perfect handwriting, crisp consonants, pressed and ironed sheets, open windows, infinite persistence, thick skin, colder hands.

𝙇𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘾 - fleeting and fair, strong but delicate, radiating good vibes, the beauty of falling apart, the joy in being scattered, soft fabrics, whirlwind romance, keeping the door open.

Tagged by: @elisethetraveller​ (( Thanks a lot, mate :D )) Tagging: Whoever wants to steal this !