#*♔( interaction ) saving the world by overloading it with fun

[brigadeleadxr]

@manlyspirit​ asked:

❝  "I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR.... two three four YEARS AND YOU HAVE NEVER INVITED ME TO YOUR STINKIN' CLUB!!!!!" ❞ 

CHILDREN BOTHERING EACH OTHER |  ACCEPTING  

❝ THE SOS BRIGADE IS 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 VERY EXCLUSIVE!" Say very one more time haruhi. " V-E-R-Y EXCLUSIVE. " she does.

The young girl sets her hands to her hips curtly. "Don't you KNOW that never questioning the brigade leader's judgement is the NUMBER ONE rule??" One can be relatively sure that the 'number one rule' changes on an hourly basis. Despite this, she leans back, and flicks a lock of her hair over her shoulder with the curl of a challenging grin appearing on her face, just aching to goad him on. “ FRANKLY.....I don't think you have WHAT IT TAKES. ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

@indentedheartner​ liked for an ∞ENDLESS EIGHT∞ event starter ! 

❝ HEY KID! ” She nabs the kid by the back of his collar, “ Gimme a hand here, will ya??” Though judging by the fact that she’s not really letting him loose, it doesn’t seem so much like a request than coercion. Her free hand points to a hole worn away underneath the fence in front of them. Maybe a family of groundhogs or something caused this negligence, but unfortunately a family of groundhogs does not create a lot of wiggle room, otherwise she’d do it herself. Luckily this lil’ guy has IMPECCABLE timing ! “ You think you can squeeze under and unlock the gate from inside ?? ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

 █▐  brigadeleadxr asked:

“  HEY,  sorry i’m late.  i didn’t want to come.  ”

@igniferous​​ answered:

           〝  SPARE  ME  YOUR   WIT !    Do  you  have  any  idea how  many  pitying  looks  I  have  received,  sitting  here  by  myself  for  the  past---  the  past  forty  minutes ?!  〞      An  entire  park  bustling  with  activity  had  definitely  gotten  the  wrong  idea  about  his  situation,  seated  in  his  solitude  on  a  park  bench  forgotten,  ignored,  and  hung  out  to  dry.   Whether  his  face  glows  red  with  embarrassment  or  indignation,  neither  gods  nor  men,  nor  the  two  paper  cups  in  each  hand  crumpled  in  his  death  grip  could  tell.   By  what  cruel  twist  of  fate  had  he  been  the  one  tasked  with  keeping  tabs  on  such  a  troublesome  person ?     Wolfram  curses  his  awful  luck,  curses  her  and  this  world  entire,  and  curses  all  the  passing  humans  having  the  gall to  make  assumptions  and  feel  sorry  for  him.   (  HIM !     A  noble  lord,  a  prince  consort  to - be,  betrothed  to  the  Demon  King !    As  if  he  could  get  stood  up  in  the  first  place !  )

              〝 I  am  in  no  hurry  to  spend  my  time  with  you  EITHER,  but  as  it  stands,  this  is important !!  〞

❝ DON’T WORRY, DON’T WORRY!! ❞ 

It’s hard to believe that with all the gravity and seriousness he conducts himself with....she doesn’t seem to be taking him seriously at all ! A genial hand on his shoulder and a bright grin. It’s highly likely that she is enjoying this. Actually, she is very obviously enjoying this. Her grin stretches just a little wider.  ❝ YOU WON’T LIVE LONG AT ALL if you get stressed SO easy ! ᵇᵉˢᶦᵈᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉᵐ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ⁿᵒ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ” She waves him off just a little too breezily, while completely missing that SHE was the primary source of said stress. ( she was actually an hour late, but who’s counting, right ? ) “ OH, nice !” Her eyes lock on the cup remnants in his hands, and takes BOTH to greedily gulp down whatever drops may have survived his tight fists without so much as a thank you. 

 ❝ SO,” the girl plops down on the bench beside him and wipes her face in her sleeve, “ what’s the big urgency ?? You lookin’ for somethin ? S’that why you want a SUPER SLEUTH like ME around ?! ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

@veiliisms​​​ liked for an ∞ENDLESS EIGHT∞ event starter ! ( for renji ! )

❝ OOOH, THAT ONE ! LET’S GO ON THAT ONE ! ”  A grabby little hand catches his sleeve as she points to the terrifying open cars rumble past them, shuttering the ground. It certainly didn’t take her long to identify the BIGGEST ROLLERCOASTER in the park, and Haruhi Suzumiya is apparently not a big believer in, err, ‘ pacing yourself ’ or  ‘ saving-the-best-for-last ’. Obviously, if one ride is the BEST RIDE, why wouldn’t you just ride THAT ONE, multiple times?? 

She seems to be blind to the fact that loose screws seem to shed off the tracks every time the coaster sails by. “ I heard someone DIED on there last year?? D’you think it’s true??” She looks back at Renji with a smile so excited and so enthusiastic, there isn’t possibly any room for sympathy for the hypothetical dead to fit in there too. She gasps, “ Do you think roller coasters can be haunted !? That would be EVEN BETTER ! ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

@stovthearted​​ HUNG A TANABATA WISH:

I wish to eat all the nice food everyday! I wish for me and those I care to always have good health! - Takeda Harumi

❝ YOU KNOOOooᵒᵒooOw, we don’t have to wait 16 years for the first one.... ❞

❝ Yᵒᵒou wanna get hot pot ?? LET’S GET HOT POT !  ( read: buy me hot pot )  ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

@woerended​:​

❝ IT'S MIDNIGHT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" she was definitely waiting in the dark just to pounce on him. She's also equally an incompetent hider as one could hear her giggling from a mile away.  " Here! I gotcha this!" She hands him a bundle of mostly tape, and a little bit of wrapping paper. It's a FLASHLIGHT, TWELVE PACK!! “ Today's your LAST day of getting CAUGHT IN THE DARK! ❞   

@brigadeleadxr / answered .

Normally, he’d have been extremely startled to be jumped like this -- but yeah, she was actually pretty easy to hear giggling back there. So, when she pounces, he rather seamlessly swerves ‘round to catch her.

“Thanks! -- Hm?” Quirking a brow at the wrapping disaster, he carefully takes it in hand, peels carefully away at the concoction until he can start to see what’s on the other end. Of course, even while he’s only gotten a small peek, she’s perfectly content to kill any remaining sense of surprise by blurting out exactly what the gift is, and he chuckles.

To most, this would be a pretty silly gift. To him, though? It’s...actually kind of useful.

“Perfect! Which means you won’t be either, if you decide to keep hanging around me.” He honestly doesn’t know why she bothers, but he’s not complaining.

SHE’S A LITTLE BALL OF GIGGLES IN HIS ARMS. One would not be wrong to say she was thinking WOW! HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS HERE ?? And makes it a personal goal to caught him off guard NEXT TIME.

She looks at him and says almost painfully innocently and earnestly.  ❝ WHERE ELSE would I wanna be ?? ” Though she breaks the gaze a second later as a cat-like grin spreads across her face, as she pretends to try and steal back the gift with grabby hands. “ Besides, you basically have the ENTIRE TOWN’S supply of flashlights now!! No, she did not buy even a single flashlight for herself, but...that probably would have been smart. “ So that means you’re STUCK with me, whether you like it or not !! ❞  

[brigadeleadxr]

@veiliisms​​ HUNG A TANABATA WISH:

Stop asking me to charge your phone. i don’t even think it works like that. - renji

❝ FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED, SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ?! SECOND of all, the stars ALTAIR and VEGA are NOT going to stop me NOW, or in 16-25 YEARS. Why would you waste your wish on this ????  ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

aw man....

THIS WAS EVEN BETTER THAN SHE IMAGINED !! 

BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

"HEYA! Gotcha a coffee since you're always so cranky!" She's beaming with innocence, so obviously something's wrong. (Oh right. It's APRIL FOOLS DAY.) She sits down at the table and slides it over to him. "Oh I forgot to put sugar in though." And she slides the container of that to him as well. It's salt. In fact she already put salt in the drink too but thought it would be funnier if he added more. "Today's gonna be a GREAT day, don't 'cha think??"

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HE  MIGHT’VE  STOOD  A  BETTER  CHANCE  against  this  harbinger  of  misery,  if only he'd  known  the  first  thing  about  Earth’s  many,  many,  many  bizarre  customs  and  traditions.

〝  Ever  noisy  at  this  early  hour.  And  I  don’t  particularly  drink –  〞      Bitter  mud  water.      〝  coffee.  〞      Like  any  respectable  person  with  a  shred  of  dignity  should,  he  takes  tea.   Perhaps  she  would’ve  known  that  much  about  him,  had  her  energy  and  attentions  not  been  wholly  dedicated  to  seeking  out,  with  disconcerting  proficiency,  the  absolutely  most  inane  of ventures,  any  remaining  spare  time  spent  perfecting  her  tricks  and machinations of  crawling  her  way  under  one’s  skin.  That,  too,  regrettably with much the same  prowess.

A  pointed,  sullen  look  shifts  between  Haruhi  and  his  offered  beverage  ;    containing,  by  the  looks  of  it,  nowhere  near  a  sufficient  amount  of  cream  to  be  able  to  pass  for  a  treat  rather  than  a  punishment. But  Wolfram  can  be  civil  if  he  tries, and he's loath to act the unappreciative brat.  Half  the  container’s  worth  of " sugar "  poured  into  his  cup  in  some  attempt  or  other  of  rendering  his  drink  just  sweet  enough  to  sooner  resemble  a  dessert. 

Stirring,  stirring...    and then,  one  good  sip.

HE IS IMMEDIATELY  SPITTING  AND  RETCHING  LIKE  A  CAT.

[brigadeleadxr]

█▐  @brigadeleadxr    |✖|   prompt.  

❛  FINE, but in protest, i’m walking over there extremely slowly! ❜

@igniferous​  answered:

IT’S  AS  IF  THERE  ISN’T  A  SINGLE  SENSIBLE  BONE  IN  HER  BODY !!!

One.   One  offhand  anecdote  about  having  known  oak  tree  spirits  to  be  especially  active  during  early  summer  evenings  like  these,  and  here  they  were  now,  deeper  into  the  adjacent  forest  than  was  likely  advisable,  because  clearly  she  had  a  hard  time  curbing  her  excitable  impulses,  and  clearly  he  ought  to  learn  never  to  open  his  mouth  at  all.   Though,  in  spite  of  his  flurry  of  complaints  sounding  as  the  EMBODIMENT  OF  VIGOR  herself  pulled  ahead  of  him  up  the  rocky  slope  with  annoying  ease,  Wolfram  had  to  remind  himself,  it  wasn’t  as  though  allowing  for  the  menace  to  play  at  adventuring  for  a  while   (  with  or  without  results  )   would  amount  to  more  harm  than  a  minor  inconvenience,  in  the  end.

That  was,  until he’d  spotted  a  set  of  paw  prints  eerily  similar  to  those  of  a  particularly  ferocious  rare  beast  indeed  native  to  the  woods  of  his  own,  faraway  realm,  only  INFINITELY  LESS  CUTE  than  any  forest  nymph  could  ever  be  imagined  to  be.   Which  should  have  been  impossible,  at  a  place  like  this,  but  logic  was  never  enough  of  a  damper  to  be  put  on  the  pure  survival  instinct  kicking  in  on  both  of  their  behalf.

              〝  And  I  am  telling  you  this  is  no  joking  matter,  aren’t I   —!!!      Stop  pouting  and  get  back  here  at  once !    Who  do  you  think  will  face  the  blame  if  you  get  yourself  in  trouble,  mauled,  devoured,  or  worse ?!  〞     And  largely  fearless  though  he  may  be,  the  thought  of  having  to  fend  off  a  ravenous  hellbeast  of  a  goala  all  by  himself,  unarmed,  to  protect  this  QUEEN  OF  FOOLS  made  Wolfram  rightfully  sick  to  his  stomach ( ! )      〝  We  are  LEAVING !  〞

. . .  The  paw  prints,  of  course,  just  as  likely  to  belong  to  any  other  commonplace  forest  critter.   Ever  clueless  where  the  fauna  of  Earth  was  regarded,  it  wasn’t  as  though  he  had  any  way  of  telling  the  difference.

❝ HUH? I CAN’T H-EEAR YOU ! ”

She can obviously hear him. You just KNOW it with every SLOW, EXAGGERATED step she takes away from him, is just to rub it in. IN fact the more he tells her ‘ no ’ the more determined she becomes !  That’s why she always gets so much done when he’s around ! HEH HEH! 

The way she sees it, the guy’s just got a simple case of COLD FEET. You just got to get him used to the woods then he’ll be fine, right ?? “ We haven’t even spotted a single tree spirit yet !! You’re with the GREATEST SUPERNATURAL HUNTER in the WORLD! Relax! There’s nothin’ to worry about ! ”  As she says this, the greatest supernatural hunter in the world, does not see the ominous paw prints at all.

Instead you can catch her peeking over her shoulder as she walks, an almost smug look on her face in knowing that he would not leave leave without her, no matter how much he might protest, or threaten it. So as long as she kept going...

she could proobably get her way.

“ Besides, we (read: you) can handle whatever trouble comes up ! It’s all— ” There’s a rustle in the thick brush. Her ears prick up, and she immediately goes from her slow protesting pace to a jog. Caution gone into the wind as she squeezes herself onto a rocky ledge just to get closer. Eyes narrow on the spot in the darkness. And for just a moment, she thinks she sees....

—the slow open of glimmering of eyes.

 “ Woah..” She breathes, “—WH—” Her heel catches the edge of the ledge and slides. One moment there is a girl on high ground, the next she’s out of sight, tumbling down deeper into the forest !

[brigadeleadxr]

@undermebius​

❝ YUKI ! ❞ Haruhi runs into the clubroom at such a speed, she has to skitter against the floorboards. HOLY MOLY, Koizumi was racing through these riddles, she could barely keep ahead of him. “ DO me a favor, will ‘ya??” She lifts up an envelope between her fingers, and despite ‘asking’ she’s already sliding it into the last few pages of her current book. “PROTECT THIS, OKAY?? I GOTTA GO, BYE! ❞ ​

[brigadeleadxr]

@politesper​​​​ HUNG A TANABATA WISH:

1. World Peace 2. Success in my career - Koizumi (Sorry if they’re a little basic).

 the man double sent the message for world peace from last year. like a morning alarm for the GODS. ❝ Y’know what? I can respect that. ❞ 

[brigadeleadxr]

????? HUNG A TANABATA WISH:

I wish to be revered as god. 

....scary.

 wait does her wish sound like that? no way it doesn’t sound like that

[brigadeleadxr]

@tricksheart​ HUNG A TANABATA WISH:

I wish to become like Captain Falcon ( F-Zero ) I wish my canon name to be Akira Kurusu not Ren Amamiya -Akira Kurusu / Joker

❝ DO....PEOPLE NOT CALL YOU AKIRA....??? ❞ 

❝ Well....I don’t get it but at least you understood the assignment UNLIKE! THE!  REST! OF! THESE! DELINQUENTS!!!!!!!!!!! ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

@impassiveesper​​​ con’t [x]

send in " so... that happened... " for my muse to respond to your muse seeing them use their powers for the first time! alternatively, send in " you weren't supposed to see that... " for my muse to react to seeing your muse use their powers for the first time.

“Miss Suzumiya--!”

“It wasn’t what it looked like!”

Except that it totally was, and Shigeo couldn’t think of a way to spin it differently given the very deliberate nature of what he had done. What was he supposed to do? Let all of his dear friend’s homework, money, train tickets, and whatever else she might have get carried away on the breeze?  

Well, okay, fine. That was exactly what he should have done. Those were the exact rules laid out to him by Koizumi, who by all accounts was his senior and the person he answered to when push came to shove. Don’t ever let Haruhi see supernatural stuff. Deny, deny, deny.

But still... Why should he have to listen to that guy?  Why should he be held to this high standard of conduct by Koizumi of all people when Koizumi himself reigned supreme over the realm of misdirection, non-answers, generally-being-kind-of-irritating-to-deal-with?  Shigeo was meant to lie about this stuff to Haruhi. No matter what, at all times, he was meant to lie. Yet it was with only a mild degree of horror that Shigeo realized he absolutely could not bring himself to do that again. Consequences be damned.

“Sorry,” Shigeo said after a long moment. Sincerely, genuinely, he was sorry. Starting right now, Shigeo promised to make up for every time he chose his fear of the other members over the only person in this club who gave him constant kindness, confidence, and companionship.

“The truth is,” Shigeo began, ghost of a smile playing at his lips, “I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while.”

❝ so....that.........happened.....” she repeats breathlessly. First the SHOUT, and now again, like a stunned echo. Her bag is still strewn on the ground, and all her things, the random assortment of pages of homework, paper, cash, piled back up awkwardly in her arms. The second she had tripped at the train platform, her bag unbuckling from her shoulder, her things tumbling into the air...until they suddenly stopped. A glowing shimmer surrounding them, and they gently floated back to her, stacking up in her arms.

There is no possible, logical, reasonable explanation for this. 

No wind, no trick of the eyes, no group hypnosis. Honestly her expression is hard to read. She just seems to stare at him blankly, jaw agape, head numbly turning from his face to the stack in her arms. Even as he stumbles through different phases of rationalization, to apologies, to a shy confession, she doesn’t say a thing. And when Haruhi Suzumiya is speechless, that is usually a cause for worry. Finally, after a few moments of hanging silence, “ Shigeo...you...”

❝ YOU’RE INCREDIBLE !!  ❞  

Her head snaps up, eyes ALIGHT LIKE FIREWORKS. The pages he had just saved, just exposed his identity over, scatter into the air as she tackles him into a MIGHTY hug !! Her excitement simultaneously knocking him off his feet, and her arms wrap around him, practically lifting him up off the ground. “ HOW did you DO THAT !? WAS THAT MAGIC ?? CAN YOU FLY !? ” She laughs and spins him around, “  OF COURSE, if there was anyone you could tell, you could tell ME !! ❞

[brigadeleadxr]

IT’S ALMOST SUMMER AGAIN. Where did all the time go ?? She looks out the window into the courtyard, chin resting in her hand. They had a whirlwind of activities, gotten through classes without so much as a hiccup, even the brigade was stronger than ever. But...she cannot push the feeling of unrest down. Did they do enough ..? 

 ❝ KOIZUMI— ” Haruhi twists in her chair, and tries to refocus on her deputy. He looks at ease today. She perks up a little. “ I’ll allow it.” Haruhi shoots him a teasing grin,  “ Are you planning on topping last year ?? ❞

a  year  counts  as  the  “ near  future “ ,  right?  ( @brigadeleadxr​ )

                     ‶  suzumiya -  ″  he  nearly  adds  on  the  honorific  he  had  gotten  so  used  to  using  in  the  past .  referring  to  her  without  that  extra  formality  felt  like  it  went  against  his  very  nature ,  but  at  the  same  time  he  finds  solace  in  it .  no  longer  is  he  just  her  subordinate ,  nor  just  a  member  of  the  SOS  brigade ,  but  it  truly  felt  like  they  were …  friends .  a  thought  that  makes  his  ever - present  smile  just  a  bit  warmer  than  usual .  ‶  -  if  you  would  be  so  kind ,  i’d  like  to  ask  for  a  brief  moment  of  your  time  to  go  over  what  i  was  planning  for  this  summer’s  trip .  ″

                     of  course ,  with  itsuki ,  it  was  unlikely  to  be  “ brief “  by  a  normal  person’s  standards .

[brigadeleadxr]

woerended​:

Yeah! He likes the enthusiasm! He doesn’t understand, like, half (or more) of the words that came out of her mouth just now, but it’s the energy that counts, right? He’ll just do his best not to snap in half like cardboard when she smacks his back like that. 

“UHHH, well, let’s see! I do have my bag here so…” He carefully unslings the strap of it from his shoulder, loosely dangles it in front of himself as he pulls the top flap loose and rummages inside. On the inside are an assortment of small things, ranging from his old house keys (useless), some first-aid supplies, annnnd…oh hey, a flashlight. He brightens slightly, slips it between his thumb and forefinger and sorta…wiggles it around as he pulls it out, switches it on as it points above them.

“Well, no nets or bait, I’m afraid…but I do have a flashlight, at least! I dunno how much battery it’s got, though.”

❝ LIGHT! WOW, that’s WAY BETTER! ” They exchange goofy grins in the small spotlight. The cabin already feels warmer with just a little light and a friendly face. She can’t even recall why she had been so scared  She hadn’t even been scared in the slightest! But...remind her to pack no less than FIVE flighlights next time. And a whole bag of batteries!!

“ No bait ?! ” ...Why was she so surprised..? Luckily, Haruhi Suzumiya’s morale recovers at TEN TIMES the speed of a normal man. “ We just gotta work with what we got! Don’t want it to be too easy after all! ” She grabs his wrist, clearly about to DRAG him away, bag still half open, equipped with nothing but one working flashlight between the two of them and not much of a plan, when— “ OH, RIGHT. I got lost on my way here! Did I mention that??” Her tone is alarmingly casual, and not quite so much of a young-girl-lost-in-the-woods, “ You better lead the way. ❞