#***😮‍💨 but yes also 😮

[4xiaojun]

do the moot game with the generator!!!!

YAYAYAYAYY THANK YOUU I definitely did NOT beg for this 😁 doing this on the plane right before they force me to turn airplane mode on

May: @tyunni

10/10. THIS IS SOOO CANON DONT EVEN LIE 😭 fyi may is always tired and always on their bed so I see this happening 100% but maybe like 10 years into their relationship bc I do Not see 17 year old riki giving people back massages

Liz: @junityy

10000/10. DONT BE SILLYYYYY liz always complaining abt the weather and never preparing properly for it so she catches a cold and then jay scolds her but also secretly loves taking care of her by cooking soups and warm dishes and wrapping her in blankets and then one day he says FUCK IT and kisses her and gets sick too 💔

Nadia: @yjwfav / @mrkfav

12/10. Yes. HAVE U SEEN MARK LEES LAP 😭😭😭😭 who would date him and NOT use it as a pillow or a seat are u joking and Nadia is like mark lee obsessed why would she not ?? Also I can see mark liking this so yes this is canon

Sage: @jaeyunverse

5/10. I can see jeno trying to do this and sage noticing his forehead coming closer and going straight into defence mode. LIKE HANDS WILL BE THROWN BC WHY TF IS HE GETTING THIS CLOSE WHEN I FEEL SICK??? That’s the thoughts running through her head I can feel it

Tifff: @geombyu

-1000/10 don’t lie 😭😭😭 tifff would dream of doing this, wake up, run to the toilet and giggle into her hands, sneak back into bed and contemplate doing it over and over again but never does. AND SUNGHOON WOULD NEVER HE WOULD BE LIKE WTF IS SHE DOING IM TRYING TO SLEEP 😭 but then when he realises she wants to kiss him he just stiffens and blushes like he’s just a dead body w bright red cheeks 😭 two awkward and shy cute people

Cici: @iyeonjuni

7/10. Idk I see this happening 😭 like u wanted to do smth cute and couply together but then it just ends up in a DISASTER but it’s yeonjun and u know him he would literally say smth crazy like “look, even this lasagna has the hots for you 😏” DO U SEE THE VISION

Eju: @equalheart

2/10. I dont see this happening jungwon is too responsible and too much of a good kisser for this to even have a chance of happening. But if it did and you two had matching bruises he would 100% giggle and make you take selfies. Jungwon gives me the vibes that he likes to poke his own bruise idk

Dori: @odxrilove

500000/10 AHAHAAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY BOTH OF THEM HAVE FILTHY MOUTHS THIS WOULD SOOOO HAPPEN and I can just see this happening and then hoshi going 😮 when he realises he swore too and then the two of them just bursting into laughter 😭😭😭

Mita: @eternallyhyucks

1929393929/10 yes. Yes. YES!!!! Haechan sending sexy selfies of him spread out and looking delicious and then mita sending THE MOST UNSERIOUS SELFIE BACK INCAN VISION IT ALL NOW 😭😭😭 just her going 🫢 or 😮‍💨 in her selfies and in some she’s straight up 🤨 and then haechan would reply like “I love it when u judge me do it again” PLS LMAO

THIS IS ALL I COULD DO KYLA VAL MIKA LOLA ILL DO YOURS ON TWT LATER !!!!

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miami grand prix ✩ 07.05.2023

OHH… oh biami my absolute absolute beloved 🥺🥺🌷🌷💕💕🤧🤧 how i love you so so much 💍💍‼️‼️ oughh… miami 2023 😳😳 you will always be famous to me… 🗣️🗣️🗣️

leading up to the race, i was so fucking scared & also so fucking excited to watch it, because as you might remember, this is when checo was almost leading the championship and bragging about it to the media 🙄🙄 very very funny looking back but i knew it from the moment baku ended: i need it to be next week. i need to see max slay again. 🤭🤭🤭 AND OH. OH SLAY HE DID. max cuntstappen is BACK yall 🤤🤤🤤

so, starting with quali (because i did not watch free practice), i remember this was the first time i watched with my now ex upstairs, in my brothers room 🥰 it was VERY VERY late in the netherlands at this point, like around 11 pm? it was very late for me and my sleep schedule at least 🥹 as i’m writing this it seems EARLY… woah… 😵‍💫😵‍💫 as you know: qualifying was fucking crazy. i was there, on his bed, praying man literally praying for everything to go right😬😬😬… THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE QUALIFYING TO MAKE ME VOW TO NEVER EVER MAKE FUN OF A MERC EXITING BEFORE Q3 EVER AGAIN. the fucking instant karma. SMACK IN DA FACE… 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵💔💔💔💔💔💔. needless to say i was very very upset and it was #joever between me and charles for a whole 7 hours (while i slept) 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️

my brother came back from his long holiday trip 2 hours before race start (within said trip i had turned from a casual f1 enjoyer to a complete autistic STAN… i wonder how he felt about that LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 imagine leaving ur sibling knowing more about a sport, coming back two weeks later and realising said sibling now is obsessed w said sport IM GOING CRAZYY 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯💯) and i could NOT wake his ass up in time for the race. GOOD FOR HIM‼️‼️‼️😭😭🌷🌷

GOOD GRIEF. i decided to watch it w my papa downstairs :3 yay‼️ he told me to fucking breathe during the warmup lap (this will be a common occurrence for him. i literally go rigid). lights out 💡… i scream … i cry … i see max verstappen serve cunt like ive NEVER EVER seen before i go genuinely insane. i start screaming at da tv when he does that DOUBLE FUCKING OVERTAKE 😵😵😵💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 it was so fucking joever for checo atp HOLY shit. my dad looked at me like ‘did u see that lmfao’ and im p sure i teared up like YEAH I SAW THAT 😁😁😁😁🙏🙏🙏 whoah.

but of course. the moment that turned me from a max enjoyer to a max defender, to a max ride or die, was the pointing at that fucking one on his car. i was watching like 😳😳😳😳😮😮😮😮😲😲😲😲😲😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 LIKE YESS SYES YES. GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAV MOMENTS THIS SEASON IT WAS SOSOSOSOSOSO GOOD OH MY GOD I THINK I DIEDED 😵😵😵💓💗💓💞💕💘💖💘💕💞💗 HE DID THAT!!! HE FUCKING DID THAT!!!! my dad just laughed bc we had ALL been laughing at the media shit checo had been saying (for good reasons) IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO CALM DOWN JFHEIDHJDHS 💥💥💥💥💥 it was so so good. thank you biami.

max took miami and never looked back. in my personal life: this is when i started going back to uni again. i also took that shit and never looked back :,) 🪞 wherever i go… 💕💞💕💗💖🌷

✩ song of the race: i want to be your boyfriend - hot freaks

another song of hot freaks i really enjoy, and seems fitting for how this race def made me fall in love with both f1 and max LOL

[djservo]

1 pondering on gavin's sexuality, 1 windenburg matchmaking request, 3!!! jersey shore inquiries, once again compiled 4 ur viewing pleasure 💋

wait that's iconic i'd love to meet ur gay gavin & exchange book recs 👯 & yessss same i love seeing people's takes on the townies like ofc it's fun when there's a general consensus but when there's that one out-of-left-field take/pairing/lore.. we simply have to respect 🙌

candy & siobhan are actually so hard for me to pair in my head bc those r my GIRLS & i want the very best for them 😤 it's abt matching the energies so i'd see candy with someone outgoing & fun & silly but also responsible (her being her sister's guardian and all) i almost wanna say johnny but idk if he's responsible enough, then i wanna say miko ojo but idk if she's easygoing enough 🤨 siobhan also needs some1 outgoing & fun & like very Cultured/In w the times ykwim... like i don't think she's an influencer but definitely knows all the right people / is in that general vicinity of The It-Crowd so lowkey... penny 😶‍🌫️ as for partihaus ..... well . u will see soon 😌💋

IKR i feel like she's a household name especially now that that era is the Moment but at the same time i'm trying to be more understanding & less of a "YOU DONT KNOW XYZ ??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫" gal bc ofc everyone's pop cultural upbringings / experiences vary depending on so many factors so while it Is jarring sometimes O WELL the world turns, the icons change, the trends die off, C'EST LA VIE 🗿

LMAO ur totally fine, i was never that big of a reality tv girl until the pandemic made me revisit the Classics of my adolescence so i get the confusion 🐒 i think shows from that era are fun to watch bc it's this mix of pre-social media/influencer personalities, but in the midst of The Rise of the Reality TV Star™️ so it's interesting to see the different ways fame and like Performance were handled back then vs now where it's *gestures towards the wasteland of youtubers / instagram models / etc* & then the fact that the jersey shore cast was just regular ass east coast italians all grouped together for their big personalities rather than online clout made things Feel a little more real/easier to connect with? like you could've met any of these people on the boardwalk ykwim so there's something kinda endearing/homegrown to it IDK even the fact that it's not just partying & going crazy but they actually have to physically work at the shore store too LMAO it's like reality tv for minimum wage earning 20 yr olds 😮‍💨🙏 i do think a lot of it is the nostalgia factor too & recognizing these shows as the pop cultural artifacts that they are / the undeniable effect they have on pop culture even today, but maybe that's just my own fascination/fixation speaking 🥸

HEYYY BABE GOOD 2 HEAR FROM U AGAIN!!! 🫂 i actually dont watch family vacation 😶 after rewatching the original series w my friend @ the start of the pandemic we Tried to get into it but it was srsly so depressing seeing them all like shiny n botoxed n groomed & like milking out the glory days even though everything is so different ?? 🤕 like as i answered above, so much of the appeal (for me) was how unfiltered & personal they felt and now i just feel like they've all been corrupted w fame in a sense RIP still lovable & somewhat the same but ugh man i don't wanna see their mansions or their hyper-sculpted-for-the-gram bodies lounging at bougie resorts making up problems / playing on nostalgia bc they know it'll get clicks ykwim?? v against the spirit of the original jersey shore 2 me 🌬 also i feel so much 4 sam & hate that everyone seemed to forgive ronnie like in her place UGH just bad vibes all around ❌ sometimes i'll watch clickbait moments on YT & i follow most of the cast on insta so i'll see bits thru there too but ya deffo not a full time watcher i don't think my heart could take it 🥲❤️‍🩹

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>Hard to Love* ੈ✩‧₊˚

ʚĭɞೃ Part 1: Tired and groggy

Summary: Y/N is in their Junior year taking sciences, and has been elected as the Class Procter for the current year, as Class Procter she must fullfill certain objectives, but what happens when she runs into someone who claims to know her from her past?

Warning: Contains Swearing

Story Notes: Y/N lives with her parents.

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Sciences has always piqued your intrest, but you now regret studying it. Tired and sweaty after class, you entered your house, greeted your mother and, started to make your way to your room when you hear your neighbours calico kitten, "Sushi," meow at you. Your neighbours were out of town and needed a pet sitter, ofcourse you said yes because, A the money and B you're quite fond of cats. You gave her some head pats, food, and water, and then went to your room to take a quick shower.

When you got out of the shower, You changed into something more cosier and decided to take a nap because you were becoming exhausted, being the class procter sure does have its cons. You finally closed your phone and layed down. Just as you shut your eyes, your phone dinged.

"Ugh.. who could it be?"

Tiredly grabbing your phone and squinting due to the light you could barely make out the name of the sender, it was the group chat.

How do these idiots have so much energy. Whatever i'd rather be asleep than deal with their annoying asses.

A/N: I just realised that in the first ss the time is 5am..ignore it 😘💖

;kinda short😨.if u guys know like any better app for making fake ios messages PLZ tell me(i wont add many text thingys tho i think) 🤣🤣🤣😐 expect slow updates, im always busy with family and school 😮‍💨 also..is it obvious that this is my..first fan fic like ever😮 IF U KNOW ME IRL NO U DONT 😘😘😘

[nattinatalia]

* @hoodharlow gave me this idea, I probably wouldn’t have done anything with it, so thannnk youuuu so much, appreciate you 🥺🫶🏻❤️ there was so much more I wanted to add to it, but my mind was just blank that this was the best I had.

Also, the first part is going to be Jacks girl posting to her Instagram. Then the second part will be Urban’s. I just didn’t know how to make it less confusing. So they’re both going to have yourusername on their post. Hopefully y’all understand what I mean lol.

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yourusername ✨ SIEMPRE EH SIDO UNA DAMA, PERO SOY UNA PERRA EN LA CAMA✨ 😈 Sin Pijama drops tonight!!!!!!

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yourusername Surprise!! Beba and I have been working on this little secret for her album, and I’m so happy about it. It was so hard to keep it a secret but the day is finally here. Make sure to tag us and let us know what y’all think ❤️🙈🙊

princeroyce You ladies did that 💪🏼 thank you for letting me be part of the video.

yourusername ❤️

yourbestiename Bebecita we did the damn thing!!!!!!! This is only the beginning for us 🤞🏼I love you!!!!!

yourusername You and me taking over and letting these men know!!!!

badbunnypr 💣 🔥 Hermanitas, si la rompieron como se que lo saben hacer entonces ya están marcando historia. Estoy ready ❤️🫶🏻

yourusername BENITO 🫶🏻🥺 gracias hermano.

yourbestiename El Conejo Malo approves, that’s it, that’s all that matters!!!

urbanwyatt WHAAAT?? 😮

jackharlow Color me surprise because that I am. Babe, this is fucking amazing!!!!!! Can’t wait to listen to the song and watch the video.

jackharlow Also I translated the caption and yes, yes you are 😈 😉 😋

yourusername Only for you though 🫶🏻

jackharlow Y’all hear that little boys?

yourusername Lol stop 😂

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yourusername Si tú me llamas nos vamos pa tu casa, fumamos marihuana sin pijama 🤫 Dropping tonight!!!!

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yourbestiename 🔥 🔥

yourbestiename We all know that line is for Urby 😉❤️

yourusername 😱 Maybe

neelamthadhani 🤩

urbanwyatt Baby girl, super proud of you, I know how bad you wanted a new song that will change women in the Latin music. So I’m excited to hear the song.

urbanwyatt Love the caption too 🙊

yourusername Wait till you listen to all of it 😉

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harlowwyattgirls Jack and Urban’s girlfriends dropped a new song with their official video. Prince Royce was also a part of it 🔥

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jackharlow Girlfriends? THATS MY WIFE !!!!

jackharlow They also have names 🤦🏼‍♂️

urbanwyatt My girl 😋😮‍💨

urbanwyatt Especially that part where she says “boom boom” and is on the horse 🤤 😋

jackharlow Wifeys girls were SITTING 😋 🍈 🍈

neelamthadhani Y’all are horn dogs

urbanwyatt We’re admiring 🤩

druski2funnny Did they finally have round 2 🤔

cozane That video sure does look like they did

quiiso & without y’all, AGAAAIN

neelamthadhani They told me to tell y’all to mind your business, but that no, they did not. To watch the ENTIRE video and to get your mind out the gutter 💀😂😂

theharlowsupdates So Jack and Urban what do you guys think?

jackharlow I think I might go get my wife pregnant. In all seriousness, I’m proud of them, I know how much they’ve been wanting to work together but their schedules never allowed it. The video and song alone is out of this world, and the ending 😂 definitely something they do when they do have girls night. & my wife looks fucking hot, I be telling her to rap more but she gets shy, but you’ll hear more on her new album 😉

urbanwyatt Little mama did the whole thing. She looked fucking hot, got me all horny and shit 😮‍💨🤤 but they both did something women in the Latin music were afraid of doing. I can’t wait to see them do more. Always proud of my baby, but seeing how happy she is of this particular song, it brings me even more joy for her.

urbanwyatt QUEENS BOTH OF THEM

jackharlow Little princess can’t be singing this one though 😂😂

urbanwyatt So can I admit that I’ve been bumping the song all day now?

jackharlow No me too.

neelamthadhani They’re not joking, every time in the car or backstage!!!!!!