#*brothers sees Ireland holding a baby North* what do you got there bro?

[winterwrites23]

SoT as incorrect quotes based on @atsushis-fangs series part 1:

Seán: *is being oblivious like always*

Malcolm: damn, you're so oblivious, it's a wonder how you've even managed to survive this long. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

*Flashback to Ireland proudly showing a baby North off to his brothers for the very first time holding him the same way Rafiki held Simba before accidentally dropping him on his head and panicking.*

Seán quietly: No.

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Andrew: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Angus?

Angus: No.

Andrew: Oh...

Seán: I do!

Andrew: I know Seán.

Seán: I'm sad...

Andrew: I know Seán.

*You could also do this with Callum*

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*Seán whenever the clan were being assholes and he decides to be dramatic about it:* I am disgusted! I am revolted! I've spent 20 years of my life helping you out and THIS is the thanks I get!!!

*Proceeds to disappear within his pile of blankets.

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*Based on Andrew and Seán's argument scene.*

Seán: THAT'S WHY YOUR SHOES RAGGEDY!!!

Andrew: That's why your momma's dead.

Seán: 🗿

Andrew: Dead as hell.

Seán: 🗿

Andrew: What kinda shoes she got on?

Seán: 🗿

Andrew: What shoes she got on in her casket?

Seán: 🗿

Andrew: That's why your grandmommy ain't got no knees.

Seán: 🗿

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*Based on when Ireland and Scotland find out that North had been teleported somewhere.*

*Scotland slowly backing away from Ireland because he knows that Ireland probably isn't too happy with him at the moment.*

*Ireland smiling like a serial killer:* Scotland. Where are you going???

Scotland: *Starts booking it out of the train.*

*Ireland's head twitches slightly and his smile widenes; says calmly:* Seize him.

*A flock of seagulls descend on Scotland screeching and pecking him.*

Scotland: *Screams.*

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The last one is based on a short by NaturalHabitatShorts on YouTube:

-Anonymous A

Omfg these are golden and totally on point 😂😂😂😂