#*hardzello

[alexstandoll]

this is sweet 💙

[baissick]

husbands are husbanding

[heysweetheart-writes]

Joe Mazzello via Instagram 🫶🏼

Bonus:

[captaincoffeegirl515]

Thanks for the update Ben! 😘

[doctorqueensanatomy]

"harringtons got her don't you big boy" is to steddie fans what "Hey buddy" was to the borhap fandom

[benhardy4hardy]

requests !

hey guys, ive been off for like 2 years and im kinda getting bored and feel like writing some hardzello fics...please send through any requests you might have :)

[angrylizardjacket]

thinking about today's RPF bait costars and like... They'll never be Hardzello(+Gwil). They'll never be elaborate fake love triangle relationship drama all over Instagram. They'll never be Take a Life Size Cardboard Cutout Of Your Castmate On Your International Press Tour. They'll never be Also Have Relationship Drama With The Cardboard Cutout. They'll never be Chaotic BTS of award shows and on set like the BoRhap cast were. They'll never be Hardzellolee(?) still hanging out and seeing each other's movies and going on occasional holidays five years on. They'll never be so tongue in cheek and loving and silly about the way they bait us.

No movie will ever have a cast like BoRhap. The Male Friends + Lucy forever in my heart.

[carolinemathildes]

I hate bringing down the mood but I’m tired 😞 of my entire body hurting 😩 all the damn time 😭

today hit so hard (also my phone autocorrected that to Hardzello so that’s great). it’s my neck and my head and my arms and my legs and my feet and do you know what it’s like to be a hypochondriac with access to the Internet? I’m so exhausting to be around. I am tired of myself.

[sweet-symphony0]

16. Least favorite ship to write for?

Ben/Joe. Sorry Hardzello fans, you just won’t find me writing it or reading it. It’s been overdone.

[illfoandillfie]

Hi, I'm just wondering why you aren't writing for Joe,Brian, or deacy anymore? I love all your stories! But I'm just curious:)

mostly i'm just not super attracted to them lmao.

I wasn't horny for deaky the way i was for some of the others and i never really intended to write for deaky. i think i have like 2 blurbs that i did on request and i remember not being happy with either of them because i don't really feel like i know anything about deaky so i find him much harder to write.

brian and joe are a bit different. I wasn't really into either. I've always been a roger/ben girl lmao but they were defs very present within fandom content (more so than deaky, at least in the people i followed). It wasn't impossible to avoid reading bri or joe fics but it could be tricky. Especially if you liked the idea of threesomes or poly relationships which I do, both from a reading and a writing perspective. So a combo of the fandom generally being into them, me being horny about certain dynamics, and me wanting to write things that other people wanted to read meant i was defs more open to writing them even tho they weren't My Guys.

But then as the borhap fandom started to slow down I sort of lost interest in them. Bri said some dumb old man shit online, Joe kept making jokes about him and Ben even tho the joke had stopped being funny and certain parts of the fandom took the joke too far anyway so the threesome/poly stuff became less fun because i didn't want some tween hardzello shipper to share my dumb porn with the actors on insta. Plus I don't write as much as I used to. So when I do write I'd prefer to focus on people i really like writing for.

If the fandom had stayed more active and been less annoying I might have kept writing them but 🤷‍♀️i'm not actively horny about either of them so I'm not thinking of ideas for them.

[greatkingrat70]

joseph quinn looks like joe mazzellos and ben hardys lovechild i take no criticism

[alexstandoll]

now this is an au i needed

[baissick]

why is joseph quinn such a perfect child of hardzello?

[heysweetheart-writes]

I have officially started my first rwrb fic. It's gonna be a one shot.

I'm still going to finish the ongoing hardzello one thou!

[captaincoffeegirl515]

Really wanna write a fic that's "died and came back wrong" but also "lost a loved one and became a different person" because death changes you no matter which side of it you're on and all they can do now is to live with the changes and grow to love the new person that grew out of the ashes of tragedy.

Mostly just gonna end up rotating my blorbos to that theme in my head instead of writing it down because I've scared myself out of writing it 💀

[xtrashmammalstefx]

They're fucking back! 😍🤣🥰😂